Green Down for?

[Geaux]

Maintenance
Reboot
Replacement
Software Update


Any ideas on why?

[TheBardo]

yes

[Malk]

Because lasagna

[Geaux]

It's a good thing that nobody seems to know :-0

[Droxx]

Would you like to speak to a manager?

[eqravenprince]

Merging into blue, starting green 2.0

[Wiltan]

Merging into blue, starting green 2.0

That's just mean.

[Geaux]

Would you like to speak to a manager?

I was hoping someone knew something meaningful, and would respond...

It was not a crash, there was a 15 minute warning timer announcement, so I was hoping someone would post something regarding when the server might be back up...

If not, what is your best Ranger joke?

[loramin]

If not, what is your best Ranger joke?

A ranger walks into a bar. Loading, please wait ...



(With the joke being that Rangers are so fragile that walking into a bar would kill them.)

[Rewedanz]

Why is it always raining in NK? Because every time a ranger dies Karana sheds a tear.

[BlackBellamy]

I was hoping someone knew something meaningful, and would respond...

It was not a crash, there was a 15 minute warning timer announcement, so I was hoping someone would post something regarding when the server might be back up...

If not, what is your best Ranger joke?

There are people on Red right now sniffing out the latest changes. Log in and get your patch notes from them :)

[Tunabros]

when custom helm, daddy nilbog

[Geaux]

A newbie Ranger twink wearing vivid green armor, a cloak with feathers, and a helm with a pointed faceguard, walked into a bar and sat down. The old man at the end of the bar just stared.

Every time the young Ranger looked, the old man was staring. The Ranger finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

[Amgaladh]

I see that ranger are by far still the master class, even when the server is down everyone is praising them.

[Sarkhan]

If not, what is your best Ranger joke?

Best one I've heard was on Green launch.

"Why didn't they give Rangers Feign Death?
- Because they wouldn't survive the fall damage!"

[Nahuelco]

Rangers make a fine raid tank!

[Malikail]

If not, what is your best Ranger joke?

See when you play a ranger its important that you have both green armor and brown armor.

Green armor so you can find your corpse in the sand

Brown armor so you can find your corpse in the grass

or

How can you tell when a ranger broke into your house?

There are corpses all over the floor and your cat is level 9

[Wiltan]

How can you tell when a ranger broke into your house?

There are corpses all over the floor and your cat is level 9

Best ranger joke I've seen in 22 years of this game.

[Leonov914]

Fun times on Red

[Quest815]

i see people complaining in /ooc that the server was brought down at 10am and their bags and merchants/ vendor items are all messed up.

[Videri]

Any ideas on why?

We are being punished. We don't deserve Norrath. We should kiss Brad's boots. Down, dog!

[Griz_Garros]

Do we know what was accomplished - just a reset?

I noticed that hot buttons still reset when zoning.

Just curious.

[Quest815]

Legit bugs that have been marked as bugs by Nilbog etc that i reported over 2 months ago now that were slated to be fixed were not fixed. That and the fact that there are people complaining that this downtime messed up their game even more for them is it for me.

buh bye green

[Scraphound]

Bye Felicia

[Disease]

Legit bugs that have been marked as bugs by Nilbog etc that i reported over 2 months ago now that were slated to be fixed were not fixed. That and the fact that there are people complaining that this downtime messed up their game even more for them is it for me.

buh bye green

Bye bye free loader. Sorry your bugs weren't fixed in due time.

[Stonewallx39]

Fun times on Red

I was accosted by this gang of hooligans after fending off a Wolfpack of ogres in Misty Thicket.

[Darkwulf58]

I was accosted by this gang of hooligans after fending off a Wolfpack of ogres in Misty Thicket.

Mysterious the ways of RandyTrevor are.

[Tunabros]

Legit bugs that have been marked as bugs by Nilbog etc that i reported over 2 months ago now that were slated to be fixed were not fixed. That and the fact that there are people complaining that this downtime messed up their game even more for them is it for me.

buh bye green

Bye. You were annoying as shit and did nothing to help this server. Nilbog literally told

about 10 times that they get added to the next patch and so far, there hasn't been

a patch yet! Go back to TLP or whatever shit hole you came from because you clearly

have no clue what your saying or doing. buh bye

[Ananka]

A gate in Neriak Commons didn't open for me when I clicked it...that's it I'm out of here. I'm sick & tired of um, oh wait it opened. I must of just missed it when I clicked the first time. Ok, I'm staying on Green.