snake fang gang <GREEN>

[hannahgrams]

OUR WEBSITE is 100% VIRUS FREE, BUT IT IS FULL OF WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!

hand crafted lovingly by the finest snake developers at our patented toilet factory(TM), our website is officially launched!

https://snakefangworld.netlify.app/

https://snakefangworld.netlify.app/

https://snakefangworld.netlify.app/

https://snakefangworld.netlify.app/

if you don't have a snake fang that has been graded and appraised by one of our guild members, please do NOT visit our website ok? this website is NOT safe for work and NOT safe in general ok? not because of viruses but because its got lots of snakes gifs hehe :) dangerous lil guys lol ! slither slither!

snake fang gang is not actively recruiting but we do update our news ticker with the most recent coronavirus news daily so check back in for updates and fun sports facts and snake facts and Halas news, etc.

before u leave make sure to look at Dwigus or you will have 99999 years of bad luck lol !

for more info on snake fang gang please contact Shinko in-game

[Vokhine]

Sss

[Ultragamma]

One thing I like about Snake Fang Gang is that it's not filled to the gills with racists like *ahem* some OTHER guilds

Ssss

[Graahle]

God damn it if this isn’t the one thing that makes me want to come back to P99.

[StrongWarrior]

I'd legit play everquest again if these folks invited me into their guild roflmao

[hannahgrams]

fat fucking chance you shrimp-eating unfanged idiots

[hannahgrams]

join today!

[gobby day]

wow Hektor sure did make you guys a rad website

[ecredes]

You had me at 'Halas news.'

[Allishia]

That website, Rofl

[hannahgrams]

thx so much alishabaab :) :) this website was hand crafted by our finest rogue and #1 in our backstab rotation kikurage who is taking lizard milk donations and is a real shrimp-eating piece of shit i met him in splitpaw and he tried to steal my camp it was really messed up but now we are top friends like real good friends and he and me have the exact same style like the stuff we wear we could easily just trade lol because all of our clothes are our EXACT style. thanks kikurage for the websites cumbo peters for really taking good care of our cum bones and megan gamma for the miami style poutine symba for all the crested helms and cuddles and and big big big big big shout out to hektor danger for all the yummy quesedillas :) yum ! u guys are all full of worms and make me fucking sick to my empty stomach love our guild!!!!

just for a corona virus update cases are rising in malasyia and the "fresh" milk shipment to halas was ONCE AGAIN spoiled by careless logistics (another shoddy delivery from members of our #1 enemy guild who we wont say ). barbarians and the mcdougal clan are fucking dying and halas politicians are doing NOTHING

join today!

https://i.imgur.com/WpIPmBU.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/T1To9ni.png

sorry guys i just ate a really nice chicken sandwich really sorry about all the spam just trying to get some more members for our guild

also we are preemptively selling our sky slot if anyone wants to buy it soon as we get UN representation we nominate cumbo peters as our speaker

[Allishia]

Lmao you are crazy

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/50wdqyt.png

[Ultragamma]

QUICK UPDATE: Snake Fang Gang has had its liquor license suspended for 30 days due to an undisclosed violation at my poutine shop. We apologize for any inconvenience caused and I have sentenced myself to living in a Starbucks bathroom until such time as I can be forcibly removed with violence.

Thank you.

[hannahgrams]

just another update snake fang gang has recently been under terroristic threat from a half elf bard name of daniel flash if anyone has seen this man or has any information on his whereabouts please contact ZHUZHU in game or one of our guild officers we are offering a 1k plat reward for information that leads to the capture of this hell man



https://i.imgur.com/U4WKT4K.png

[hannahgrams]

liquor license renewal still pending pending capture of this hell man

[Ultragamma]

Please.

My poutinerie needs YOUR help.

[Zerjz]

sss yes hello i heard snake fang gang is truly the shadowy organization running this server and even norrath itself hehe i mean no i didnt hehe

PLEASE Keep the counterfeit and bootleg JUM JUM Out of the EC tunnel that shit is killing people

sss

[Naethyn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhmfYxVoUug

[hannahgrams]

thanks to some top leg work and detectiving from p99's finest (COugh a very high up GM Csr and mostly the work of Snake Fang Gang ourselves) we recieved information on Daniel flashes whereabouts

he has apparently changed his name to Dan Dash and is living on a remote island in kerra due to a warrant issued for his arrest by stigiion

stay vigilant and stay ever vigilant and as always if you SEE something SAY something

dont let filth like this ruin our game or our server or our zones

https://i.imgur.com/ZHrGmke.png


stay safe snakes oh and PS notice that in his hands ? yes that is halassian milk so this problem has taken care of itself good night for now norrath and thanks for tuning in to our guild news

[hannahgrams]

https://i.imgur.com/50wdqyt.png

thanks barely we really like it

[hannahgrams]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhmfYxVoUug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuKJkghC2u0

[hannahgrams]

until we get our poutinerie liquor license back we will be selling smoothies from our EC tunnel character Smoothiebank please PM Smoothiebank to purchase a snake fang gang official smoothie today PST no refunds available yet but coming soon

https://i.imgur.com/KjhN0KF.png

[Ultragamma]

sss yes hello i heard snake fang gang is truly the shadowy organization running this server and even norrath itself hehe i mean no i didnt hehe

PLEASE Keep the counterfeit and bootleg JUM JUM Out of the EC tunnel that shit is killing people

sss

hehe

[hannahgrams]

our guild website has a new song the last song was no good total worm song. this song is a little clubbier a little sluttier and with a lot less references to snakes' sexual orgrans /andor fluids but still a few lol cant change a dogs spots :) haha

[hannahgrams]

aaaaaaaaaaalso have a couple new pics u can spot some new faces and new friends and new snnnnnnnnake fangers make sure to ask one of our members for a commemerative tshirt or picture to go on our website hall of fame and maybe you too can share the stage with professor and world-class-bard dr. dick shinkoatts

[Worry]

can i join?

[hannahgrams]

due to an ongoing legal suit involving Snake Fang World LLC and EG7 Global (Enad Global 7 holding company), snake fang gang cannot legally recruit additional members at this time which is why we have a proprietary initiation/membership process and is for all legal purposes is not a "gang" but an online guild and does not publicly or privately assemble for the purposes of public harm and/or destruction of public or private property

[hannahgrams]

https://i.imgur.com/tN6SB8b.png

[Vokhine]

Yea if we weren't knee deep in legal shit we'd be crootin

[hannahgrams]

recruitn anyone who hasnt ever eatin a shrimp pst our recruitment officer Petyrr in game for more snake fang info

[hannahgrams]

80% of the banned snake fang members are back in action make sure to say hi and mention our worm problems for a 1% discoutn on merchant dice!!!