View Full Version : Cats will be using cell phones.
starkind
06-04-2021, 11:52 AM
This little one has been watching me and sticks her paw on it. Don't doubt if a little robot came out and gave her food for swiping a dancing paw icon she'd be asking me for the phone.
imperiouskitten
06-04-2021, 12:23 PM
Cats spread dis-ease. Be easy
Jibartik
06-04-2021, 12:24 PM
Dogs smile now.
They didn’t used to do that.
imperiouskitten
06-04-2021, 12:27 PM
Wrong, dogs have smiled and also spoken since I was a kid. I can remember my pup Sandy looking at me dismissively and saying "wwwwoooof" when she caught me playing hide n seek. She always smiled at me.
As for cats, I don't have any positive memories of them. I just remember waking up drowning in fluid at my aunt's house from the cat dander 1nce. But the smell of piss does not excite me so I probably don't have that humiliating parasite which makes one sexually attracted to the piss of a small animal, so it makes sense I haven't developed a covert sadomasochistic relationship with any furry pets
imperiouskitten
06-04-2021, 12:34 PM
Puppies are born with ‘human-like’ social skills, wired to communicate with people (https://www.studyfinds.org/puppies-human-like-social-skills/)
Toxigen
06-04-2021, 01:00 PM
dogs > cats
https://i.imgur.com/3gbwcPQ.jpg
starkind
06-04-2021, 03:38 PM
Id agree dogs are a bit ahead, but pee or no their odor is really hit or miss.
Honestly I think toxoplasmosis gondii is a stabilizing factor in my anxiety disorder maybe.
You're right, my cat smells like fine perfume :o
Shawk
06-04-2021, 03:48 PM
I took my dog to the vet today for a checkup, they make you sit outside now with your dog and wait for a phone call.
So.. I don't use cell phones, so I was kinda screwed.. Apparently you literally can't take your animal to this vet without a cell phone, I just walked in and had a few ladies freak out on me.
They thought I was crazy for not having a cell phone. Me and my dog are irrelevant now, ruh ruh.
Meanwhile, no one was looking up from their cell phones, 20+ cars, every single one on their phones.
Penish
06-04-2021, 04:05 PM
I took my dog to the vet today for a checkup, they make you sit outside now with your dog and wait for a phone call.
So.. I don't use cell phones, so I was kinda screwed.. Apparently you literally can't take your animal to this vet without a cell phone, I just walked in and had a few ladies freak out on me.
They thought I was crazy for not having a cell phone. Me and my dog are irrelevant now, ruh ruh.
Meanwhile, no one was looking up from their cell phones, 20+ cars, every single one on their phones.
Is this guy Byue? lol
Jimjam
06-04-2021, 04:17 PM
Rogue dog poos very bad on playing fields for young men honing their rugby. Deadly even.
Cats give you aids.
starkind
06-04-2021, 04:46 PM
I took my dog to the vet today for a checkup, they make you sit outside now with your dog and wait for a phone call.
So.. I don't use cell phones, so I was kinda screwed.. Apparently you literally can't take your animal to this vet without a cell phone, I just walked in and had a few ladies freak out on me.
They thought I was crazy for not having a cell phone. Me and my dog are irrelevant now, ruh ruh.
Meanwhile, no one was looking up from their cell phones, 20+ cars, every single one on their phones.
y not send someone out to greet u when u are supposed to be ready, what kind of world to we even live in anymore :(
Rogue dog poos very bad on playing fields for young men honing their rugby. Deadly even.
Cats give you aids.
sorry ur don't have private police protecting ur parks from strangers not bagging poos
I hope I don't already have aids, do you really think my furry friend could give me aids?
Jimjam
06-04-2021, 04:52 PM
y not send someone out to greet u when u are supposed to be ready, what kind of world to we even live in anymore :(
sorry ur don't have private police protecting ur parks from strangers not bagging poos
I hope I don't already have aids, do you really think my furry friend could give me aids?
Lots of people’s friends give them aids! I’m not sure if feline aids in humans is even real threat or just a meme.
Its those brain worms you gotta watch out for!!
imperiouskitten
06-04-2021, 05:00 PM
maybe instead of engineering coronavirus grande they should have done toxoplasmosis gandhi
Shawk
06-04-2021, 05:55 PM
Is this guy Byue? lol
Is this guy G13? kek lel
Shawk
06-04-2021, 06:01 PM
y not send someone out to greet u when u are supposed to be ready, what kind of world to we even live in anymore :(
They are nice and all when they come out but I just don't like this dependency on phones, really shows itself off when you don't use a cell phone.
Funny how the most dependent on them are the ones that didn't use them 2-3 years ago but now swear by them. I fix phones for a living even so its really tiresome watching people cry over them and literally turn into a totally different person after I finish fixing them.
Patriam1066
06-05-2021, 06:04 AM
dogs > cats
https://i.imgur.com/3gbwcPQ.jpg
Smash
Thempass
06-07-2021, 08:40 AM
It may be harmful when dog is being anger or may be chasing you
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