End Times

[magnetaress]

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https://i.imgur.com/kfsMRQG.gif

https://i.imgur.com/KQLANmG.gif

https://i.imgur.com/JOXsILb.gif

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A huge like 1000 mile lava lake would be really cool. Butt this guy p much deboonked that ): :(

[goblinmob]

I remember bein so freaked by that wolf and the scene when he stabs it with that rock... Shit, didn't that movie have statue titties in it??

[goblinmob]

...

[Jibartik]

can you believe 20 year olds today grew up watching phantom menace instead lol they actually liked that shit.

[Jibartik]

if I was a criminal mastermind jamesbond villain my plan would be to crash all the astroids into each other, creating a spining blade frenzy garbage shield that wrapped the earth, forever encasing us and preventing us from ever, being able to escape to the stars.

Caged on this rock, with no hope of future escape from this imprisoned planet, the people would turn and consume each other into nothing.

That's what I'd do.

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[magnetaress]

can you believe 20 year olds today grew up watching phantom menace instead lol they actually liked that shit.

they really wheren't that bad i liked all the star wars movies

the classic trilogy the best tho

[Encroaching Death]

I also grew up watching this one as well:

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[goblinmob]

can you believe 20 year olds today grew up watching phantom menace instead lol they actually liked that shit.

I just can't get over Mr. Plinkitt's reviews on those. They were so fuckin funny when I first watched them. I'd say he was kinda my gateway in the whole binge watching review videos. I think I'd seen those before I'd heard of AVGN even

[Jibartik]

I just can't get over Mr. Plinkitt's reviews on those. They were so fuckin funny when I first watched them. I'd say he was kinda my gateway in the whole binge watching review videos. I think I'd seen those before I'd heard of AVGN even

That review was one of the last things his generation was able to do before becoming irrelevant boomers who dont fit in with society anymore, like these 2:

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[Jibartik]

The reason the ocean is full of plastic is becasue of democrats trying to get rid of plastic in their back yards.

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Voting for democrats: 👇👇👇

https://i.imgur.com/T3z2Mk1.gif

[magnetaress]

The reason the ocean is full of plastic is becasue of democrats trying to get rid of plastic in their back yards.

nmxuNblcEVk

Voting for democrats: ������

https://i.imgur.com/T3z2Mk1.gif

I agree with the expert. This was the plan all along anyway. Butt bleeding hearts fucked it all up + greed. You have two sides here working to fuck us all.

[Jibartik]

Thank God both he and Satan are characters in the same screenplay.

[Jibartik]

this is pretty cool.

the latest CERN reactor had the same movie from 2 different dimensions come out in this one.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CmaozkoLjbY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[magnetaress]

this is pretty cool.

the latest CERN reactor had the same movie from 2 different dimensions come out in this one.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CmaozkoLjbY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

stock footage butt ya also that realy does trigger epilepsy

[Jibartik]

maybe the reason people are losing their religion is because our space is kind of boring, its like just a bunch of dots.

but like 2k years ago, with even less light polllution, they looked much crazier.

I bet the sky was nuts in egypt days.

and that makes me wonder if in the future when space is even less pretty, like there are only 1 or 2 stars visible, would people even give a shit about anything?

Like if you evolved in a planet with no stars would you even have religion?

[Encroaching Death]

maybe the reason people are losing their religion is because our space is kind of boring, its like just a bunch of dots.

but like 2k years ago, with even less light polllution, they looked much crazier.

I bet the sky was nuts in egypt days.

and that makes me wonder if in the future when space is even less pretty, like there are only 1 or 2 stars visible, would people even give a shit about anything?

Like if you evolved in a planet with no stars would you even have religion?

I lost my religion due to my increasing distrust in people.

People were involved with religion.

So ultimately I couldn't trust religion then either.

[magnetaress]

religion isn't about other ppl enchroaching

just realize there are a few truly spiritual and religious ppl on this earth that are GOOD and G-d is there for u when you want to join them.

Not many, a few tho.

[Jibartik]

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[Toxigen]

https://youtu.be/L8sPIMJ7iAc

[magnetaress]

https://youtu.be/L8sPIMJ7iAc

Yep.

Had to click confirm like 10 times to see this.

We are so sheltered that showing the state killing people is too traumatic. Even if its the truth.

It's going to get a lot worse before it can get any better again.

[magnetaress]

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[magnetaress]

Also pole flip mebbe (https://www.iflscience.com/earth-s-north-magnetic-pole-is-heading-towards-siberia-and-now-know-why-66830). Still.

An acceleration of like 15 kilometers per what ever to like 60-65 kilometers per whatever (I'm guessing like a year?) Is pretty damn fast and 13337 for some ting so large and on a planetary scale like disss.

[magnetaress]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/nostradamus-predictions-for-2023-an-antichrist-arrives-world-war-iii-and-the-monarchy-dies/vi-AA15Ivzd?ocid=winp2fptaskbar&cvid=e1672933ad5e45e78f6f923d9b629254

[magnetaress]

Imagine being the gods when mortals first started sailing the phlogisten. Imagine how incredibly stupid they must have seemed. And then the mortals learned what was out there and what can happen in that no-place, but the number of ships only continued to increase. They started actively plumbing the darker and forgotten places. Hunting the horrors that roam there for sport. Even attempting to build & settle in the void.

And that's when the gods realized the horrifying truth: the mortals aren't stupid. They're fucking crazy. The mortals aren't trapped in the spheres with gods; the gods are trapped in the spheres with the mortals.

[Jobaber]

2023 prediction thread (I have no idea what to expect tell me!):

[Jobaber]

PHEW feels good to be able to post again.

I have no idea what to expect, what do you think?

2023 prediction thread:

Ill start though: World War 3

[Encroaching Death]

PHEW feels good to be able to post again.

I have no idea what to expect, what do you think?

2023 prediction thread:

Ill start though: World War 3

China will either attack Taiwan

Or help Russia and invade Ukraine

Either one may kick off WW3

Or Poland may help Ukraine a little too much, causing Russia to attack them

One of those will happen

[Jobaber]

Nostradamus says a 7 month world war will start in 2023 and then the antichrist will reveal himself, so I am pretty psyched with your predictions.

[Encroaching Death]

Nostradamus says a 7 month world war will start in 2023 and then the antichrist will reveal himself, so I am pretty psyched with your predictions.

I hope he's right.

We need to flush it all away.

[Jobaber]

Finally part 2 of the canceled left behind reboot is coming out in 2023.

Sometimes I wonder if the nostrodaumus predictions are just gorillia marketing for this but they dont strike me as that clever :p

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[Jobaber]

https://i.imgur.com/thKORRP.png

[Jobaber]

Athos Salome says that prince harry is gonna have a bomb dropped that will change his life forever at some point in the next 3 months, and Meghan Markle will become history.

Proof he is the poolboys son????

[Jobaber]

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[Jobaber]

Scientifically accurate pictures of Dyson Spheres.

https://i.imgur.com/nDAJn0Y.png

https://i.imgur.com/3Uhqu40.png

https://i.imgur.com/HcU9KBx.png

Biblically accurate pictures of Angels.

https://i.imgur.com/49LaKdK.png

https://i.imgur.com/qlMhYsN.png

https://i.imgur.com/3exH5hF.png

Q: What would you need to power a simulation the size of the universe?
A: Dyson spheres

:o

[magnetaress]

Ya butt tiny quantom suns from another universe wat are they orbiting??? lil nuklear reactors? pretty cool concept I agree.

Also why not hollo out earth (or the moon) and put solar collectors or just farm earth for biomater and have pleasure gardens on the inside of the moon )))

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https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-grew-stem-cell-mini-brains-and-then-the-brains-sort-of-developed-eyes

Scientists Grew Stem Cell 'Mini Brains' And Then The Brains Sort-of Developed Eyes

Straight to the Abyss!, Jubilex's realm IMO Slime pits. Wasn't it called something cooler my googlefoo isn't working.

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also yes to simpsons and nostradumus agreeing lawl

[Jobaber]

Ya butt tiny quantom suns from another universe wat are they orbiting??? lil nuklear reactors? pretty cool concept I agree.

Also why not hollo out earth (or the moon) and put solar collectors or just farm earth for biomater and have pleasure gardens on the inside of the moon )))

you introduced me to this amazing channel, this reminded me of this video where I got the idea for the biblically accurate angels being dyson spheres

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https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-grew-stem-cell-mini-brains-and-then-the-brains-sort-of-developed-eyes

Scientists Grew Stem Cell 'Mini Brains' And Then The Brains Sort-of Developed Eyes

Straight to the Abyss!, Jubilex's realm IMO Slime pits. Wasn't it called something cooler my googlefoo isn't working.

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also yes to simpsons and nostradumus agreeing lawl

I cant wait to turn these things into transistors.

https://i.imgur.com/jUdLK0x.png

[Jobaber]

Im tripping about this Athos Salome (https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Athos+Salome+interview) character!

he's all over youtube videos, looks like one of those plastic surgury ken doll victims.

Theres no videos i can find of him anywhere this is so weird and internet creepy.

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[Jobaber]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/20802592/living-nostradamus-prophecies-2023-bad-for-mankind/amp/

Fun stuff for 2023 from this guy:

1. Virus from arctic ice sheets is worse than covid pandemic.
2. cure for covid pandemic from algae
3. OTHERWORLDLY PORTALS (yea baby!)

He believes there are more complicated truths to be found buried deep within Nevada's Area 51 - the top secret US military base.

The remote area has been the ground zero for bizarre theories concerning UFOs and aliens since the Cold War.

Yet, Athos foresees more than just baseless theories and speculation behind the mysterious sites.

He outlandishly claimed Area 51 actually hides a deep tunnel, due to open in 2023.

This tunnel, he claims, will be the portal to another world.

This opening, he says, would allow people to travel across the dimensions of space and time.

"This access is what everyone wants to play god or gods.

"It may seem an impossible reality, but it is used and worked through the occult sciences,” Athos tells The Sun Online.

Occult sciences are beliefs and practices that sit outside of both religion and science, including the supernatural and the magic.

He claims: "The great minds on our earth are trying to contact another dimension, the wisdom of brilliant minds can attract and discover things that escape the imaginable".

[magnetaress]

ClQITTf1144

[Encroaching Death]

We're all going to die.

Yes - all of us.

You can take that to the bank.

[magnetaress]

ClQITTf1144
bringing this to the next page
We're all going to die.

Yes - all of us.

You can take that to the bank.

How will you live. How will you die.

Not when. :o

[Encroaching Death]

How will you live. How will you die.


Living: In a dark bedroom alone.

Death: In a dark bedroom alone.

[magnetaress]

Living: In a dark bedroom alone.

Death: In a dark bedroom alone.

That is your witness. I respect that.

[Jobaber]

I love the hopi - I want to go find these caves.

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https://i.imgur.com/0FOC9Mr.png

Underground lizardmen!

https://i.imgur.com/WVw7SsG.png

[Jobaber]

How will you live.

Dark bedroom

How will you die.

Treck across the globe to the holy land.

[magnetaress]

I love the hopi - I want to go find these caves.

ZCYMAs4cqRU

https://i.imgur.com/0FOC9Mr.png

Underground lizardmen!

https://i.imgur.com/WVw7SsG.png
Yep big cover up. Plus involuntary induction into a secret cabal if you survive seeing them.


Dark bedroom



Treck across the globe to the holy land.

If I'm being honest. A light and secluded room shitpoasting and praying.

Screaming and in terror and begging G-d for release. Mercy.

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How I would prefer to live? As an angelic demipower fighting evil beings across the universe with my physical and mystical might.

How I would prefer to die. Total annihilation in service to G-d.

[Encroaching Death]

I want to die screaming with an empty plasma rifle magazine fighting giant insectizoid alien creatures.

[magnetaress]

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[Jobaber]

I want to die screaming with an empty plasma rifle magazine fighting giant insectizoid alien creatures.

You are, somewhere!

:o

[Encroaching Death]

You are, somewhere!

:o

My intestines are falling out, but not due to intergalactic combat :(

[goblinmob]

So I had an idea. Open up a burger shack type place. Call it "Apocalypse Joe's" or something similar. All the typical gimmicky stuff for those kinda joints "Carnage Fries", "Mutant Burger w/Chz", "Atomic Milkshake"

But on the wall is a huge mural that's a spin-off of this artwork. And instead of shooting guns, the dude's squirting ketchup and mustard all over food mutants...

Castle, you got Bitcoin, doncha?..

[magnetaress]

My intestines are falling out, but not due to intergalactic combat :(

Well look on the bright sides.

At least:
You know.
Can brag about it.
Maybe survive.
You have a legitimate reason to complain.

Soups on the menu!

Maybe feeding tubes too!

[magnetaress]

So I had an idea. Open up a burger shack type place. Call it "Apocalypse Joe's" or something similar. All the typical gimmicky stuff for those kinda joints "Carnage Fries", "Mutant Burger w/Chz", "Atomic Milkshake"

But on the wall is a huge mural that's a spin-off of this artwork. And instead of shooting guns, the dude's squirting ketchup and mustard all over food mutants...

Castle, you got Bitcoin, doncha?..

Duke-Burger.

Also atomic symbol! ☢

https://dukenukem.fandom.com/wiki/Duke-Burger

:D

[goblinmob]

Duke-Burger.

Also atomic symbol! ☢

https://dukenukem.fandom.com/wiki/Duke-Burger

:D

Duke Burger instantly made me think Dookie Burger which made me think - Def Duke Quote

Would recommend

[Jobaber]

So I had an idea. Open up a burger shack type place. Call it "Apocalypse Joe's" or something similar. All the typical gimmicky stuff for those kinda joints "Carnage Fries", "Mutant Burger w/Chz", "Atomic Milkshake"

But on the wall is a huge mural that's a spin-off of this artwork. And instead of shooting guns, the dude's squirting ketchup and mustard all over food mutants...

Castle, you got Bitcoin, doncha?..

I would die for this brand.

[Jobaber]

One Duke burger and a nuke cola please.

[goblinmob]

One Duke burger and a nuke cola please.
JvS8i2TDPSo
Nuka Cola that's right! It'd have to be a labour of love, the royalties a place like that would have to pay.. I'ma bring it to shark tank like "I just want free food and a parking spot. That's it. No, yeah that's true - I have no money."

[EDIT] added YouTube link for that last part about shark tank for context [pt2] I forgot about this video and now I caaaaaant stop laughing [pt3] the old guy who walks in with him looks like he doesn't speak or understand English and just doesn't know what anyone's saying in the room CAAAANNNTT STOOOPPPPP!

[magnetaress]

"The Four Corners community, located right next to Walt Disney World, had the most lightning of any Florida community in 2022. It averaged five times the lightning density of what is considered average in Florida," said FOX 35 Meteorologist Brooks Garner. "Because the Sunshine State claims status as the highest lightning density for any state in the U.S., Four Corners becomes the undisputed ‘lightning capital’ of North America."

[Jobaber]

JvS8i2TDPSo
Nuka Cola that's right! It'd have to be a labour of love, the royalties a place like that would have to pay.. I'ma bring it to shark tank like "I just want free food and a parking spot. That's it. No, yeah that's true - I have no money."

[EDIT] added YouTube link for that last part about shark tank for context [pt2] I forgot about this video and now I caaaaaant stop laughing [pt3] the old guy who walks in with him looks like he doesn't speak or understand English and just doesn't know what anyone's saying in the room CAAAANNNTT STOOOPPPPP!

I am drying watching this lol

let him finish kev

HES A CON ARTIST!

:D

[Jobaber]

Since the republicans are turning on trump, makes me wonder if they have a vampire under some basement somewhere they are going to bring to the surface.

[Jobaber]

It'd have to be a labour of love

you can serve this new meat.

https://i.imgur.com/mrj72jT.png

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[magnetaress]

Since the republicans are turning on trump, makes me wonder if they have a vampire under some basement somewhere they are going to bring to the surface.
Idk worlds going to hell and a handbasket.
you can serve this new meat.

https://i.imgur.com/mrj72jT.png

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Clone human vagina meat burgers? :o

[goblinmob]

If you expected anything less from DUKE BURGER, WE'RE GONNA CLONE YOU INTO DUKE BURGERS!

[aussenseiter]

Idk worlds going to hell and a handbasket.


Clone human vagina meat burgers? :o

We feed cows to chickens and then chickens to cows.

Also cows eat bugs/bacteria

[magnetaress]

bugs bacteria is good my bro (girl) that is the source

fungis too

[Jobaber]

:o

https://i.imgur.com/FQv23Qx.gif

CRYPTO BRO ALERT CRYPTO BRO ALERT : crypto crash start on Saturday?

https://i.imgur.com/52eEowV.png

Quantum breakthrouigh?

https://i.imgur.com/2HuF0UW.png

Athos warned: "I wouldn't want to despair cryptocurrency investors, but a glitch or something systematic could happen and will cause thousands of investors to lose a lot.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/living-nostradamus-says-antichrist-return-28821397

https://i.imgur.com/blIHWh2.png

[magnetaress]

There’s a massive lump of liquidized, carbon-rich material hiding hundreds of kilometers beneath Yellowstone’s supervolcano and the greater Western United States area. It’s truly massive – 1.8 million square kilometers (about 700,000 square miles) in size – and it’s bubbling inside the upper region of the mantle, the region of the planet that’s a partly-molten churning mass of fiery doom.

https://www.iflscience.com/seriously-weird-beneath-yellowstone-40363

[Encroaching Death]

Please kill us all

[PRogers]

you can serve this new meat.



v4coAh02A2k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fc_2BxVurM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fc_2BxVurM
Cheese is a kind of meat.

[magnetaress]

downvoted

[Jobaber]

Think if you could jump back to 1940, about a year after ww2 kicked off in Europe.

The allies, defeating japan with the help of a weapon more powerful than anything ever invented, probably wasn't on anyone's mind at the time.

https://i.imgur.com/0M66hVK.gif

:o

[Jobaber]

https://i.imgur.com/blIHWh2.png

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/king-charles-could-resort-nuclear-28897014

https://i.imgur.com/75P1Fz4.png

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/harry-written-out-script-king-28900820

https://i.imgur.com/Fs3UbRd.png

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/stripper-slams-prince-harry-whitewashing-28899741

https://i.imgur.com/ZAkWuHn.png

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/

https://i.imgur.com/bQBbFEU.png

https://i.imgur.com/tSHkfut.gif

[aussenseiter]

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/king-charles-could-resort-nuclear-28897014

https://i.imgur.com/75P1Fz4.png

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/harry-written-out-script-king-28900820

https://i.imgur.com/Fs3UbRd.png

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/stripper-slams-prince-harry-whitewashing-28899741

https://i.imgur.com/ZAkWuHn.png

Royal rapper beefs 👑

[Jobaber]

prince harry talks about his time in the military 🚁

LRHP1ZbU2-w

[goblinmob]

lol

[Jobaber]

:D

Nice.

[magnetaress]

They set harry up so that if he ever 'gets suside bombed' (maybe by the CIA, mossad or MI12 or whatever the brits do). Plausable deniabliltiy and also they may just not care or respeond hahehehaheheheahahahahahahaheeheahaha

Harry like signed his own death warrant

truth is he just wasn't thinking like that

butt someone went thru his book with a fine toothed comb they where egearly awayating this :P

G-d bleeeees :)

[magnetaress]

The dragon people designed us and trained us for this

prince harry talks about his time in the military ��

LRHP1ZbU2-w

now they want u to do it in the spaace force coming soon (TM)

[Jobaber]

https://i.imgur.com/yjPPbEm.png

https://i.imgur.com/8wmaHiJ.png

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/living-nostradamus-warns-ww3-could-28885665


'Living Nostradamus' has seen into the future and believes World War 3 could be sparked by Elon Musk fighting the Antichrist.

Investigative paranormal Athos Salomé previously told the Daily Star how the Tesla, SpaceX and now Twitter boss could be a Knight Templar and 2023 will see the Antichrist's return.

The Brazilian's theory means that despite the leader of the Russian Orthodox Church, Patriarch Kirill's description of the returning Antichrist sounding an awful lot like Elon Musk, they will in fact become his nemesis.

https://i.imgur.com/Fz7K80r.png

https://i.imgur.com/AZYzo43.png

https://i.imgur.com/vVwxQWL.png

[aussenseiter]

Endside Job cartoon got cancelled 😿

[Jobaber]

Endside Job cartoon got cancelled 😿

flew too close to the sun :eek:

[magnetaress]

flew too close to the sun :eek:

:o

[Encroaching Death]

https://i.postimg.cc/Njqk9pcY/elon-musk-went-as-the-devils-champion-for-halloween-the-v0-awshmytlvcx91.webp

Look closely....10:32

Police Code:

10-32 Drowning.

I'm currently drowning in cum.

[magnetaress]

this dude needs tits if he wants to be the devils champion tho :p

[magnetaress]

US Safety Agency to Consider Ban on Gas Stoves Amid Health Fears
The US Consumer Product Safety Commission will move to regulate gas stoves as new research links them to childhood asthma.


Cringe.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-09/us-safety-agency-to-consider-ban-on-gas-stoves-amid-health-fears

[Jobaber]

"Ma'am, we're here to check your stove, step aside"
*takes your food because there's hardly any left

[magnetaress]

It's about building dependency on the state

Rich ppl don't care because there are always exceptions for them.

They want poor people to be even more helpless tho. :(

Also it's about controlling supply. And the suppliers.

[Encroaching Death]

The helpless can be controlled.

[Jobaber]

The helpless can be controlled.

Says the Wuhan Institute of Virology lab assistant on vacation.

ok9tswBa-ZI

[magnetaress]

Says the Wuhan Institute of Virology lab assistant on vacation.

ok9tswBa-ZI

this guy was great lol loved him in this show

remember when they started banning clear liquids on flights??

that wasn't cuz of explosives

that was over a decade ago

cats out of the bag :)

[Jobaber]

remember when they started banning clear liquids on flights??

This made me want to start a revolution.

Like this alone.

First TSA (goverment) banned water.

Then they didnt do anything to ban people charging 15$ for water behind the TSA (goverment) security wall.

Fast forward:

covid happened.

everyone lost their jobs

and they didnt do anything but give trillionares 15 trillion dollars.

The TSA water shit was like a metaphore for what the goverment was about to do to america.

[Jobaber]

Your water is dangerous.

Now you gotta pay $15 for water.

[magnetaress]

This is why I no longer internalize the suffering as a personal failing or issue.

And why I have compassion for others.

All will see soon enough.

[Jobaber]

Vegans: eating meat is wrong.

Also vegans: Were gonna make it so the only food left on earth is rats

[Jobaber]

16 days!

dFlu7dmHQ_g

[Jobaber]

I have a hard time believing we dont live in a simulation when there is this really weird like 4 person homicide in moscow idaho the whole time moscow russia invades ukraine.

That has to be a glitch.

[Jobaber]

elon might look like the antichrist cus he's a bit of a misshapen toy and likes to troll, but.. he might not be the antichrist.

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might be though

[aussenseiter]

I have a hard time believing we dont live in a simulation when there is this really weird like moscow

That has to be a glitch.

If you only knew how bad things really are. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Square_(University_of_Washington))

https://i.imgur.com/qDVCDV4.jpg

[Jobaber]

After finishing europe god just duped and randomly mixed it all up to make the americas?

[aussenseiter]

After finishing europe god just duped and randomly mixed it all up to make the americas?

Americas pre-date the Reds, but they have taken much of it. Especially the South.

[Jobaber]

eather way I think this is just a mix and match adventure game spit out by a pretty simple bot as far as im concerned.

[Jobaber]

how they keep getting us, we just love the idea of fighting hitlers lol

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[Jobaber]

You know why there are not many movies in 2022 and no big plans for 2023?

Because most actors in the illuminati know that we are all going to die and are told to just enjoy the wealth they were given.

[magnetaress]

eather way I think this is just a mix and match adventure game spit out by a pretty simple bot as far as im concerned.

yes and that video 100% accurate lawl

[magnetaress]

You know why there are not many movies in 2022 and no big plans for 2023?

Because most actors in the illuminati know that we are all going to die and are told to just enjoy the wealth they were given.

change requires death in this case the results will be beautiful

[Encroaching Death]

how they keep getting us, we just love the idea of fighting hitlers lol


I don't think it's that we like fighting hitlers, those in power are taking advantage of our fear.

If you can scare someone into thinking they're in danger, they will relinquish any freedoms to you if you promise to protect them.

This is how the Patriot Act passed.

And this is how something heinous will pass to "protect" us from Climate Change.

Just more freedoms and rights being revoked. And the government doesn't just give those back.

[aussenseiter]

I don't think it's that we like fighting hitlers, those in power are taking advantage of our fear.

If you can scare someone into thinking they're in danger, they will relinquish any freedoms to you if you promise to protect them.

This is how the Patriot Act passed.

And this is how something heinous will pass to "protect" us from Climate Change.

Just more freedoms and rights being revoked. And the government doesn't just give those back.

Probably lose right to medical privacy at some point. :rolleyes:

Maybe just for half of us.

[Encroaching Death]

Probably lose right to medical privacy at some point. :rolleyes:

We already lost that.

[magnetaress]

those in power are taking advantage of our fear.

[magnetaress]

Another CERN Oopsie (https://nypost.com/2023/01/11/identical-strangers-with-the-same-name-and-job-took-dna-test/).

[Jobaber]

yes and that video 100% accurate lawl

I used to think that the universe cant be a simulation because there are no bugs.

But seriously what the f is up with this, try and convince me this is not just a machine that repopulates the same world over and over out of the same machine learning database:

4cJcCu1h1hY

Conclusion: WRITTEN BY A BOT

[Lune]

holy fuck my 8th grade teacher read us that back in 2001 and I've been looking for it ever since

There is definitely something fucky with reality. The cosmological constant and physical laws in general are exactly where they need to be to make the universe as we know it possible.

The sun is almost exactly 400x larger than the moon yet also 400x further away. And we look up and they are almost the exact same god damn size? We don't even know where the moon came from, seriously look it up, we have no fucking clue and no theory that explains everything about the origin of the moon. What the fuck is that.

[Jobaber]

Alright, 287 pages and I can say this thread was productive at least!

[magnetaress]

I used to think that the universe cant be a simulation because there are no bugs.

But seriously what the f is up with this, try and convince me this is not just a machine that repopulates the same world over and over out of the same machine learning database:

4cJcCu1h1hY

Conclusion: WRITTEN BY A BOT

Never knew these things. I agree. Something funky going on.

Now why am I in so much physical pain if it's just a simulation? Why was dying last time so painful?

[Jobaber]

Never knew these things. I agree. Something funky going on.

Now why am I in so much physical pain if it's just a simulation? Why was dying last time so painful?

May be a pain simulator to suck out the andriochromines from our matrix bodies and a bug was someone knowing that and writing a movie :o

Maybe serial killers get rewarded with $$$ in the next life, which is why FORBES: Senior Executives Are More Likely To Be Psychopaths (https://www.forbes.com/sites/stephaniesarkis/2019/10/27/senior-executives-are-more-likely-to-be-psychopaths/?sh=58a4860c47c4)

[magnetaress]

May be a pain simulator to suck out the andriochromines from our matrix bodies and a bug was someone knowing that and writing a movie :o

Maybe serial killers get rewarded with $$$ in the next life, which is why FORBES: Senior Executives Are More Likely To Be Psychopaths (https://www.forbes.com/sites/stephaniesarkis/2019/10/27/senior-executives-are-more-likely-to-be-psychopaths/?sh=58a4860c47c4)
Yeah idk.

I've meditated through 10s on the 1-10 pain scale. Elevated systolic. Butt not overly tachy. Extreme Dehydration was an 11 though.

I do think the bhuddists r on to something.

Opium should def be free and ubiquitous tho

[Jobaber]

I think if you give everyone DMT they will build pyramids free drugs are that cool.

[magnetaress]

Good idea.

Pretty sure we can 3d print chemicals by now too.

Time to change my AV.

[Jobaber]

The sun is almost exactly 400x larger than the moon yet also 400x further away. And we look up and they are almost the exact same god damn size? We don't even know where the moon came from, seriously look it up, we have no fucking clue and no theory that explains everything about the origin of the moon. What the fuck is that.

They say the moon is hollow, but nasa says it vibrates like a bell because it's solid, does anyone have a knowledge of physics and geology that can convince me that a bowling ball vibrates or smoething?

[Raj]

I used to think that the universe cant be a simulation because there are no bugs.

But seriously what the f is up with this, try and convince me this is not just a machine that repopulates the same world over and over out of the same machine learning database:

4cJcCu1h1hY

Conclusion: WRITTEN BY A BOT

Wooow :eek: :cool: :eek: :cool:

[magnetaress]

New av picked. It's one of Greers CE5s :p

[goblinmob]

Looks pretty baddass

[Jobaber]

✌️ soon we will make a connection

https://i.imgur.com/BjHrFDn.png

[magnetaress]

Looks pretty baddass

Cuz it's real :o not a photoshop or project bluebeam

[Jobaber]

I wonder if nostradaumus was just like literally us

just writing crazy ass shit and sending letters to his friends back and forth before the web

and thats why some is so accurate, and some is not so much, cus its like, just ideas and jokes and bitching about what everything means

[magnetaress]

I wonder if nostradaumus was just like literally us

just writing crazy ass shit and sending letters to his friends back and forth before the web

and thats why some is so accurate, and some is not so much, cus its like, just ideas and jokes and bitching about what everything means

He was well read. Had access to drugs. Talked to well informed well connected ppl in positions of authority. So yeah basically. Butt the predictions where more like his YouTube channel.

[Jobaber]

God turning on the perpetual entropy bot (the big bang)

https://i.imgur.com/0wsRtfN.gif

[magnetaress]

God turning on the perpetual entropy bot (the big bang)

https://i.imgur.com/0wsRtfN.gif

I recognize this guy. I can Google botfu. Butt I wanna see the whole thing.

[Jobaber]

:o its just a perpetual motion machine gif

https://i.imgur.com/6QPkRB5.gif

But I'm starting to think this is how time works in the simulation.

[magnetaress]

:o its just a perpetual motion machine gif

https://i.imgur.com/6QPkRB5.gif

But I'm starting to think this is how time works in the simulation.

We should put these around turbines in the ocean and under highways.

[Jobaber]

Back to revelations!

Seal 1 - White horse: A lamb wearing a white robe, a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering.
Seal 2 - Red horse: Peace will be taken from the earth and man should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
seal 3 - Black horse - A measure of wheat for a denarius, and three measures of barley for a denarius; but do not hurt the oil and the wine.

Im stopping there, because I think we're right on track and in the middle of 2.

Seal 1 - The white robe, and crown and the lamb represent our freedom, the covid protocols, and the conditioning to make us willing to give them up for the greater good.

Seal 2 - Wars, and World war III will be declared, the great sword likely means the nuke that will soon be going off.

Seal 3 - Represents the inflation and famine that will plague the earth as a result of ww3. Though many will starve, the wealthy will enjoy the luxuries of oil and wine.

Hey, I could be wrong, but Im just waiting for the steps to take one off the road mapped out in the bible.

:o

[magnetaress]

sounds 100% accurate to me

the only way to stop suffering is to understand that this isn't personal

it's not about you personally

and through G-d's will a new and beautiful earth will be reborn from the ashes of our folly

[aussenseiter]

Seal 1 - White horse: A lamb wearing a white robe, a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering.


:o

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6uM7CQGZ6rE/maxresdefault.jpg

[Jobaber]

the only way to stop suffering is to understand that this isn't personal

wise words!

[Jobaber]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6uM7CQGZ6rE/maxresdefault.jpg

What is that belanciaga the game? :D

[Jobaber]

https://i.imgur.com/gfycBpD.png

Scientists Have Reached a Key Milestone in Learning How to Reverse Aging (https://time.com/6246864/reverse-aging-scientists-discover-milestone/?utm_source=reddit.com)

In the Cell paper, Sinclair and his team report that not only can they age mice on an accelerated timeline, but they can also reverse the effects of that aging and restore some of the biological signs of youthfulness to the animals. That reversibility makes a strong case for the fact that the main drivers of aging aren’t mutations to the DNA, but miscues in the epigenetic instructions that somehow go awry. Sinclair has long proposed that aging is the result of losing critical instructions that cells need to continue functioning, in what he calls the Information Theory of Aging. “Underlying aging is information that is lost in cells, not just the accumulation of damage,” he says. “That’s a paradigm shift in how to think about aging. “

His latest results seem to support that theory. It’s similar to the way software programs operate off hardware, but sometimes become corrupt and need a reboot, says Sinclair. “If the cause of aging was because a cell became full of mutations, then age reversal would not be possible,” he says. “But by showing that we can reverse the aging process, that shows that the system is intact, that there is a backup copy and the software needs to be rebooted.”

In the mice, he and his team developed a way to reboot cells to restart the backup copy of epigenetic instructions, essentially erasing the corrupted signals that put the cells on the path toward aging. They mimicked the effects of aging on the epigenome by introducing breaks in the DNA of young mice. (Outside of the lab, epigenetic changes can be driven by a number of things, including smoking, exposure to pollution and chemicals.) Once “aged” in this way, within a matter of weeks Sinclair saw that the mice began to show signs of older age—including grey fur, lower body weight despite unaltered diet, reduced activity, and increased frailty.

The rebooting came in the form of a gene therapy involving three genes that instruct cells to reprogram themselves—in the case of the mice, the instructions guided the cells to restart the epigenetic changes that defined their identity as, for example, kidney and skin cells, two cell types that are prone to the effects of aging. These genes came from the suite of so-called Yamanaka stem cells factors—a set of four genes that Nobel scientist Shinya Yamanaka in 2006 discovered can turn back the clock on adult cells to their embryonic, stem cell state so they can start their development, or differentiation process, all over again. Sinclair didn’t want to completely erase the cells’ epigenetic history, just reboot it enough to reset the epigenetic instructions. Using three of the four factors turned back the clock about 57%, enough to make the mice youthful again.

“We’re not making stem cells, but turning back the clock so they can regain their identity,” says Sinclair. “I’ve been really surprised by how universally it works. We haven’t found a cell type yet that we can’t age forward and backward.”

Rejuvenating cells in mice is one thing, but will the process work in humans? That’s Sinclair’s next step, and his team is already testing the system in non-human primates. The researchers are attaching a biological switch that would allow them to turn the clock on and off by tying the activation of the reprogramming genes to an antibiotic, doxycycline. Giving the animals doxycycline would start reversing the clock, and stopping the drug would halt the process. Sinclair is currently lab-testing the system with human neurons, skin, and fibroblast cells, which contribute to connective tissue.

In 2020, Sinclair reported that in mice, the process restored vision in older animals; the current results show that the system can apply to not just one tissue or organ, but the entire animal. He anticipates eye diseases will be the first condition used to test this aging reversal in people, since the gene therapy can be injected directly into the eye area.

“We think of the processes behind aging, and diseases related to aging, as irreversible,” says Sinclair. “In the case of the eye, there is the misconception that you need to regrow new nerves. But in some cases the existing cells are just not functioning, so if you reboot them, they are fine. It’s a new way to think about medicine.”

That could mean that a host of diseases—including chronic conditions such as heart disease and even neurodegenerative disorders like Alzheimer’s—could be treated in large part by reversing the aging process that leads to them. Even before that happens, the process could be an important new tool for researchers studying these diseases. In most cases, scientists rely on young animals or tissues to model diseases of aging, which doesn’t always faithfully reproduce the condition of aging. The new system “makes the mice very old rapidly, so we can, for example, make human brain tissue the equivalent off what you would find in a 70 year old and use those in the mouse model to study Alzheimer’s disease that way,” Sinclair says.

Beyond that, the implications of being able to age and rejuvenate tissues, organs, or even entire animals or people are mind-bending. Sinclair has rejuvenated the eye nerves multiple times, which raises the more existential question for bioethicists and society of considering what it would mean to continually rewind the clock on aging.”

[aussenseiter]

What is that belanciaga the game? :D

They were playing it on the GDQ yesterday (Friday the 13th) :(

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/gfycBpD.png

Scientists Have Reached a Key Milestone in Learning How to Reverse Aging (https://time.com/6246864/reverse-aging-scientists-discover-milestone/?utm_source=reddit.com)

I was going to write about this today.

Glad you shared.

[aussenseiter]

I was going to write about this today.

Glad you shared.

kj1aM6650RA

[magnetaress]

Not planning on getting the de aging shots.

[Jobaber]

Im doing some mathmatics for fun today to try to pinpoint when I think the 6th seal will open.

Or at least give us some ball parks for 4 & 5

Based on my calculations lol

God damn how has real life become more fun than video games and movies.

I'm straight up playing everquest IRL right now trying to find the magical rare spawns.

[magnetaress]

Ikr

[Jobaber]

The best TV show of the last like 10 years were the BLM riots. I used to go to bed watching people screaming and burning things, and wake up to someone seizing a part of America and declaring it a new goverment.

[magnetaress]

The best TV show of the last like 10 years were the BLM riots. I used to go to bed watching people screaming and burning things, and wake up to someone seizing a part of America and declaring it a new goverment.

Attachment or desire. Ppl got this for and against.

Honestly. I had alot of attachment to a group of startrek like supermen rising up and caging all of the animals. It's a delusion tho.

Dunno if you're seeking enlightenment. I'm not saying not to take pleasure in people debasing themselves like animals and destroying their lives and communities. However it's a drug as sure as the hatred and beliefs those very people are clinging too.

Best attitude is neutral detachment with equanimity. And smatterings of love and compassion.

[Jobaber]

Hey do you guys think the gov is gonna default on its debt because of the new speaker of the house?

That'd be a great datapoint to put down, but we're a few months to a year behind that, so I am not sure if it will happen yet.

If it does happen, then we're really cranking and on track!

[magnetaress]

Hey do you guys think the gov is gonna default on its debt because of the new speaker of the house?

That'd be a great datapoint to put down, but we're a few months to a year behind that, so I am not sure if it will happen yet.

If it does happen, then we're really cranking and on track!

I'm honestly clueless. Maybe?

[Jobaber]

They always say we're gonna deafault, but we never do.

Since inflation and mass poverty is next, that'd be an amazing datapoint to put down, but for now Im going to put it as (a point we must reach) not a point we have.

I am sure defaulting on our debt will part of the black horse.

[aussenseiter]

Hey do you guys think the gov is gonna default on its debt because of the new speaker of the house?

That'd be a great datapoint to put down, but we're a few months to a year behind that, so I am not sure if it will happen yet.

If it does happen, then we're really cranking and on track!

14A, Sect. 4

Shall not means shall not. 🔫

[magnetaress]

Then again I have less of an attachment to peace and prosperity either. Less attachment to control.

Not having a strong desire for either is liberating.

And I feel no need to contribute either way.

So maybe in this universe *the seals will open*. And this body. Mind. Soul. Will not stand in the way of this.

[Jobaber]

14A, Sect. 4

Shall not means shall not. ��

ELI5 please.

(btw black horse is just inflation and mass poverty, but the wealthy are able to enjoy their lifestyles unaffected)

[magnetaress]

Ever since I got this new 5g wifi router my confusion. Vertigo. Feinting. Dizziness. Lost time. Has been way worse.

[magnetaress]

Most ppl should be able to go 3-5 years without food.

I liked ur chart Jobaber

[Jobaber]

So it's just a coincidence that the approx. timeline happens to have the earth shake when Apophis "passes" us.

Will we follow this path to our destruction? or will we get off this ride? Idk!

I make no predictions about events or dates except for potential start/end years of the next seals.

Great Scott!

https://i.imgur.com/kHxM09P.png

[Jobaber]

Most ppl should be able to go 3-5 years without food.

I liked ur chart Jobaber

:D

https://i.imgur.com/DbWqDcZ.png

[Jobaber]

Hey check it out, when was jesus killed?

April 3, AD 33

Nice 2000 year round number there for his arrival at end of the 6th seal lol!

https://i.imgur.com/7Yya12T.gif

[Jobaber]

I think its awesome that the black horse is about how the rich are able to enjoy the oil and wine, but the poor are suffering from inflation...

But then we got the goverment insisting that everything is ok, reccord wealth gains for the 1%

Pretty awesome... the coinkidinks.

[magnetaress]

Yeah apohphis he'll yeah.

I'm marking that date on my calendar to watch stargate episode with apohphis. (Even if it hits that is what I'm doing that day on approach! )

Also Beetle Burgers (https://studyfinds.org/beetleburgers-feed-the-world/)! 😋

[Jobaber]

I literally did not try to get the Apophis at the start of and jesus at the end of the 6th seal date i just put it where the calculator told me.

https://i.imgur.com/a1kPfLs.gif

[aussenseiter]

ELI5 please.

In the land of the United States, in the fires of the Treasury, the Dark Brandon forged in secret, a master coin, to control all others. And into this coin, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One Trillion Dollar Coin to rule them all.

https://i.redd.it/8phm7odijiq71.jpg

[Jobaber]

Thanks Osauron.

Obiden.

Obummer.

[Jobaber]

7 Bowls - in sync with the seals.

1. a third of the earth was burned up, and a third of the trees were burned up, and all green grass was burned up.

(fires in Australia, throughout us and Europe filling the sky with red and orange colors throughout 2020)

2. "a great mountain burning with fire" plunges into the sea

2021 Tonga volcano

3. star called Wormwood falls to the Earth

Apophis? (quite a jump to 2029)

4. Sun, moon, and stars becomes dark (Same as the end of the 6th seal)

Effects of Apophis

5. From the pits of hell armies spread all over the earth

Pestilence, famine, disease, locust (supernatural)

6. a force of two-hundred million mounted troops whose horses exude plagues of fire, smoke, and brimstone from their mouths.

Rise of the antichrist and his armies crush their enemies leaving only 144k left alive who do not follow them.

7. Jesus defeats Satan and we live in 1000 years of peace.

Bada bing bada boom.

[Jobaber]

oops those are trumpets 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

[Trexller]

Hey Jib is there anything we can do to speed up this end of the world business?

I'm impatient.

[Jobaber]

I'm thinking vote for democrats 😬

https://i.imgur.com/tANw9R5.png

[Trexller]

I'm thinking vote for democrats 😬

https://i.imgur.com/tANw9R5.png

all they are gonna do is emasculate the USA and allow china to be #1

dems literally have no other agenda

isn't there some incantation that will summon lucifer ahead of schedule? that fuckboy sure does like to take his sweet time

[Jobaber]

:o idk its close enough, I say just have a pint and wait for this to all blow up.

https://i.imgur.com/eMQRWkt.gif

[Jobaber]

lol get alod of this magna, let em try and convince us isnt a simulation.

Apophis is closest to earth on 2029 April the 13th (a friday) lol

[Trexller]

eh

whatever exterminates the entire human race is worth waiting for i guess

we really just don't deserve what we've been given

[Jobaber]

There's about 144k people worth saving.

[magnetaress]

Apophis is closest to earth on 2029 April the 13th (a friday) lol

i'm not sure i'm going to make it

hope i do tho ))))

[magnetaress]

merge all threads into this one /thread

6DxShXgGaK8

[Jobaber]

There's totally a little kid in there driving it like a flintstones car :D

[magnetaress]

There's totally a little kid in there driving it like a flintstones car :D

Why do you think they are doing stem cell research and taking MRIs of every brain they can? Then cramming as many transistors on a chip full of algorithms to simulate an actual analog brain they can then stimulate and access through an entirely digital layer.

Inside that thing is a little kid running through an endless procedural maze full of fire, lightning, monsters and little candies. At the end of the endless maze the child believes in the loving embrace of their mother and G-d.

May as well just accept it.

Eventually the body will die. Even robot ones. And the maze will end. And Bhudda is there to walk with you and G-d will be there truly and finally with G-d's loving embrace.

[Jobaber]

I wonder how many amazing technologies dont exist, because like the Einstein that would have figured them out got hit by a bus.

Like, it's kind of crazy to think that randomly 40 years ago someone could have invented fusion, just like randomly 80 years ago someone invented a nuke.

I wonder like, how much of a species evolutionary destiny, is driven by pure random luck like that.

Like, if we had invented fusion 40 years ago, what would life be like today? maybe there'd be no conflicts, maybe there would be new ones, either way, the species that we would be evolving to become, would be drastically different than the one we are today.

So if one day, someone is like, "look put your brain in this box and you live forever"

Its fucked to think that, like, had a butterfly flapped his wings on a Tuesday 70 years earlier, this box wouldn't exist, and instead, something MUCH BETTER would.. and you should not put your brain in this shitty persons box.

Like, what a trip, our entire destiny is either by luck or design, but nothing in between.

crazy, and painful for me to think about drives me nuts!

[magnetaress]

I wonder how many amazing technologies dont exist, because like the Einstein that would have figured them out got hit by a bus.

Like, it's kind of crazy to think that randomly 40 years ago someone could have invented fusion, just like randomly 80 years ago someone invented a nuke.

I wonder like, how much of a species evolutionary destiny, is driven by pure random luck like that.

Like, if we had invented fusion 40 years ago, what would life be like today? maybe there'd be no conflicts, maybe there would be new ones, either way, the species that we would be evolving to become, would be drastically different than the one we are today.

So if one day, someone is like, "look put your brain in this box and you live forever"

Its fucked to think that, like, had a butterfly flapped his wings on a Tuesday 70 years earlier, this box wouldn't exist, and instead, something MUCH BETTER would.. and you should not put your brain in this shitty persons box.

Like, what a trip, our entire destiny is either by luck or design, but nothing in between.

crazy, and painful for me to think about drives me nuts!
There will always be conflict. The nature of life includes suffering.

There is a world out there with a different destiny.

Peace of mind comes from within.

[Jobaber]

It's just interseting how like, we build the narrative that we base our morality on based on which way a pebble falls.

An entire species, an entire planets history, is based off like, a decision a guy made who wasn't killed that day because a bus driver stopped at a red light instead of drove through it.

I wonder where we'd be today if Einstein died in the crib.

No one has even come close to him.

Where could we be had Westinghouse not crushed tesla?

Big f

[aussenseiter]

Its fucked to think that, like, had a butterfly flapped his wings on a Tuesday 70 years earlier, this box wouldn't exist, and instead, something MUCH BETTER would.. and you should not put your brain in this shitty persons box.

terrible movie (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect)

[Jobaber]

yeah, but it's crazy, could we have like, realy well designed holo displays had the winklevoss twins beat up and humiliated zuk and he went off to work at subway as an executive there instead?

Like it's crazy to me how individuals have such a huge effect on humanity but if you get rid of some, then nothinglike them has ever existed elsewhere.

Would we even have the theory of relativity today without Einstein?

or would we be like, as blind about it as we are the whole dark matter thing? Or origin of the universe still?

[aussenseiter]

yeah, but it's crazy, could we have like, realy well designed holo displays had the winklevoss twins beat up and humiliated zuk and he went off to work at subway as an executive there instead?

Like it's crazy to me how individuals have such a huge effect on humanity but if you get rid of some, then nothinglike them has ever existed elsewhere.

Would we even have the theory of relativity today without Einstein?

or would we be like, as blind about it as we are the whole dark matter thing? Or origin of the universe still?

Powerball odds: 1 in 229 million
CERN is wrong odds: 1 in 1 3.5 million (apparently)

Compare the odds of winning the powerball with the chance a 5-sigma science experiment result is wrong

The odds of winning the Powerball lottery are approximately 1 in 292 million. The chance of a 5-sigma science experiment result being wrong is extremely low, estimated to be around 1 in 3.5 million. So the chance of winning the Powerball is much higher than the chance of a 5-sigma science experiment result being incorrect.

[magnetaress]

It's just interseting how like, we build the narrative that we base our morality on based on which way a pebble falls.

An entire species, an entire planets history, is based off like, a decision a guy made who wasn't killed that day because a bus driver stopped at a red light instead of drove through it.

I wonder where we'd be today if Einstein died in the crib.

No one has even come close to him.

Where could we be had Westinghouse not crushed tesla?

Big f

That is interesting.

Knowing all possibilities would be leet.

Maybe we are a part of a system doing just that.

[magnetaress]

Can't find work? Lonely? Disabled? PTSD? Angry the president sux? Born a male instead of a female? Religion against the law? Stuck in the prison industrial complex? Suffering from drug addiction? In chronic pain?
Just get a lobotomy (https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/01/15/health/focused-ultrasound-tremor-depression-ocd-wellness/index.html) bro.

:o

🙏✨🤗☢☄🌠

[Jobaber]

OwzSx-MBjsI

[Jobaber]

"The hour will not begin until the land of the Arabs once again becomes meadows and rivers."
~ Prophet Muhammad ﷺ :o

Kk1OHcAeQi0

:o

[magnetaress]

"The hour will not begin until the land of the Arabs once again becomes meadows and rivers."
~ Prophet Muhammad ﷺ :o

Kk1OHcAeQi0

:o

:cool:

this is how i know jobjiboberartik is devout

soon bud soon :)

[Encroaching Death]

"The hour will not begin until the land of the Arabs once again becomes meadows and rivers."
~ Prophet Muhammad ﷺ :o


No wonder a lot of Muslims are radical.

They've been told all their lives "Once you start living in a good area, the fuckin world will end."

[Jobaber]

No wonder a lot of Muslims are radical.

They've been told all their lives "Once you start living in a good area, the fuckin world will end."

lol prophit predicted global warming.

al queda terrorism is just extreme greenpeace?

[magnetaress]

See: Sig

:D

[Jobaber]

See: Sig

:D

I love it lol I saw you mention it somewhere else and it cracked me up.

Earth is really a giant Seinfield episode, and it's all building to 1 grand final joke before the credits.

[Jobaber]

This is rad. Id like to find the original video instead of this crazy priests, but he says that its been scrubbed from the web

Biden not only says he believes in the great turning, but mentions that in a secure meeting he was informed 60 million people died during the last one. (https://youtu.be/mx8xR-2tVYg?t=54)

That means they're talking about the great turning in secure meetings, and how during the last one 60 million people died.

Big yikes (erection from me)

[Encroaching Death]

The New World Order (NWO) is a conspiracy theory that hypothesizes a secretly emerging totalitarian world government.

Oh, just a conspiracy theory?

So the WEF and Project for the New American Century don't exist anymore?

[Jobaber]

Oh, just a conspiracy theory?

So the WEF and Project for the New American Century don't exist anymore?

Biden in the video: It happens once every 4 generations, and we are building a NWO

Youtube Context: Annunaki ARE. NOT. REAL!

[aussenseiter]

Oh, just a conspiracy theory?

So the WEF and Project for the New American Century don't exist anymore?

Take my PNAC name out yo fuckin mouth! :mad:

[Encroaching Death]

The Fourth Turning theory is pretty spooky.

We're currently in the chaos part of the cycle. Maybe Ukraine war is part of that.

[Encroaching Death]

Take my PNAC name out yo fuckin mouth! :mad:

Silly Neolib, they won't let you join the club no matter how hard you defend them on elf sim boards

[Jobaber]

I think the biggest problem with people is that they are afraid to walk down the street at night, but they think that the people that run the world are not as corrupt as their own neighborhood.

Like, whatever number of criminals you think exist in our social class, exist in other social classes.

What % of the middle class is criminal, or at worst immoral at best selfish? 80%?

Why would anyone assume that the same number of dishonestly isnt rampant in government?

Like for some reason they think the majority of people in goverment are on the level, I just dont get it.

[aussenseiter]

How far back does the NWO meme go?

I've only backtraced it to here (https://www.c-span.org/video/?17541-1/commencement-address-world-order)

President George H.W. Bush spoke at the commencement of the Air University in Maxwell Air Force Base in Alabama University on the New World Order. His remarks were made in the Fuel Cell Hanger at the base. In his remarks, President Bush praised the performance of the U.S. Air Force in the Persian Gulf war, and said a New World Order was now “within our reach.” The New World Order could emerge from the rubble that was the Cold War and the Warsaw Pact. He stressed the need for a policy of “active engagement” to prevent the eventual worsening of relations that followed each of the two World Wars. He said the New World Order was a responsibility, created by the U.S.' successes, to achieve stability, economic progress and peace around the world. The responsibility of the U.S. was not to maintain perpetual global peace, but to contain aggression. Also, the indigenous people must decide their own political futures. President Bush said he wanted the U.S. military out of the Persian Gulf as so close

[aussenseiter]

Silly Neolib, they won't let you join the club no matter how hard you defend them on elf sim boards

I have membership I voted for Bush, remember? :)

[Jobaber]

How far back does the NWO meme go?

I've only backtraced it to here (https://www.c-span.org/video/?17541-1/commencement-address-world-order)

would make sense if the source was skull & bones

[Encroaching Death]

I think the biggest problem with people is that they are afraid to walk down the street at night, but they think that the people that run the world are not as corrupt as their own neighborhood.

Like, whatever number of criminals you think exist in our social class, exist in other social classes.

What % of the middle class is criminal, or at worst immoral at best selfish? 80%?

Why would anyone assume that the same number of dishonestly isnt rampant in government?

Like for some reason they think the majority of people in goverment are on the level, I just dont get it.

Because our government fills our mushy brains with 'data' and 'polls' that swear there's nothing wrong with our level of corruption.

It points to the usual suspects instead, and yeah, those are corrupt but our corruption is never even looked at, much less dealt with.

Corruption is so rampant that a lot of it has been widely accepted as "that's just how it is".

It's bullshit.

I'm a firm believer that 90% of all our problems, left or right, stem from political corruption.

[Encroaching Death]

I have membership I voted for Bush, remember? :)

So did I and I regret it.

My best friend (who was a Democrat) grabbed the wheel of my car and swerved to prevent me from voting that day.

I should have listened.

Now the Patriot Act exists. Because of me.

[Jobaber]

Now the Patriot Act exists. Because of me.

https://i.imgur.com/W7c2PTV.png

[aussenseiter]

So did I and I regret it.

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[Jobaber]

https://i.imgur.com/LMX69bX.png

https://i.imgur.com/y13D8P8.gif

[Encroaching Death]

I'll probably be banished to Hell for voting for Bush.

I was young and stupid though. Think I'll get a second chance?

Maybe. Hope God isn't that political

[Jobaber]

Think I'll get a second chance?

https://i.imgur.com/Xe2cDj7.png

[Jobaber]

Hope God isn't that political

Me too becuase this usually what it like when god debates politics.

https://i.imgur.com/yvqSeH8.png

https://i.imgur.com/Yzcs6tf.png

[Jobaber]

Doh' guess God got political :p

This is rad. Id like to find the original video instead of this crazy priests, but he says that its been scrubbed from the web

Biden not only says he believes in the great turning, but mentions that in a secure meeting he was informed 60 million people died during the last one. (https://youtu.be/mx8xR-2tVYg?t=54)

That means they're talking about the great turning in secure meetings, and how during the last one 60 million people died.

Big yikes (erection from me)

Jl0-Yu3KZDI

[magnetaress]

There's an awesome guild named <End Times> on red99 what more do u need?

[magnetaress]

also 60 million isn't a lot really even back then its not a tru great turning unless only 5 million ppl are left alive afterwards (or less)

[Kaveh]

I'll probably be banished to Hell for voting for Bush.

I was young and stupid though. Think I'll get a second chance?

Maybe. Hope God isn't that political

That’s a bad vote man, you and Pokesan fucked up

[Jobaber]

This is crazy shit!

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[Jobaber]

also 60 million isn't a lot really even back then its not a tru great turning unless only 5 million ppl are left alive afterwards (or less)

well, lets hope this is another great turning, and that this time it isn't the great filter. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Filter)

[Encroaching Death]

That’s a bad vote man, you and Pokesan fucked up

I'm personally responsible for 500,000 Iraqi deaths.

That might be a good thing to you though, since you're Iranian.

[Evia]

This is crazy shit!

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Remember when Kanye did that video with jayz and Rihanna? Run this town?

That shit was satanic as hell. "Fuck the other side they jealous. We got a table full of broads they got a table full of fellas!" And "it's the return of the God, peace God!"

[Jobaber]

The way the scientology's church brings in members, has them open up to them on tape about their personal issues during those therapy sessions, then uses those tapes to hold those people hostage because they reveal secrets they dont want getting out, is a pretty easy way to manipulate famous people.

I certainly believe that the top 1% of the entertainment industry would do the same thing. Entertainment industry is totally a cult.

It's a cool cult, but it's a cult.

[magnetaress]

U should not have to hide shit.

The fact that everyone worth more than 1mil is full of guilt and shame is a deadringer.

[magnetaress]

Born on May 14, 1959, Anca Faur is a medical doctor who currently serves as the executive vice president of Buzz Aldrin's company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.

Anca earned her PhD in chemical engineering from the University of Pittsburgh in 1996.

The 63-year-old doctor began her career as a project leader at Union Carbide and later worked for Johnson Matthey Fuel Cells.

She has also previously held a position as a board member of the California Hydrogen Business Council.

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Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along. Walk.. walk.

[Jobaber]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormwood_(Bible)

The English rendering "wormwood" refers to the dark green oil produced by the plant, which was used to kill intestinal worms. In the Book of Revelation, it refers to the water being turned into wormwood, i.e. made bitter.

50,000 YEAR JUBILEE CYCLE (http://www.bibletimeprophecies.info/App.30.html)

Some 3,500 years ago, God recorded a time model of a 50,000 year timetable which, until recently, has not been fully understood.

👇 ? 😊 🤷

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[magnetaress]

https://wiki.project1999.com/Greenmist_(Spell)
<3

Did brad KNOW?

A lot of occult stuff in EQ and SONY (serpant company) bought it and crushed brads vision TM all i'm gonna say about this subject

[Jobaber]

well if the universe is a simulation, he is the closest to creating a real world inside of it out of all of us so far!

[magnetaress]

I am onto what Brad was doing.

If you gave me $15million I think I could make a pretty good EQ clone mebbe.

Needs to run on potato computers. Needs some QoL stuff for like banking, transferring items. Like a mail system. One click crafting (or a straightforward minigame, like u hammer a sword to progress andquench to lower temp and u gotta keep temp in a certain range). Different crafts should interact. Npcs can supply themselves from players selling to them. You can barter a block of ore for 10p and npc will sell for
11 to 20p.. or u sell for 5p and npc will sell for 10-15p... and it averages... so above would average to a base of 8p.. (npcs can lose money and if they go broke it slowly regenerates over time) Shouldn't stock themselves. Needs to be easy to play. Needs grindy mechanics and alternatives to killing mobs for grinding plat per hr. Mechanically deep combat. Needs handcrafted intricate zones. Needs antitwinking mechanics. And pvp should be balanced so that there's a cap on how far u can outlvl or gear someone. Needs a ton of random quests and npc interactions u have to explore manually without ui pointing u around. Lots of secrets. Lots of factions. Lots of interfaction interactions.

Zones should generally be smallish to medium. Like qeynos and EC sized with a few larger ones. There should always be stuff that is much easier to do in groups. And also lots of soloey grindy things. The game should be balanced around garbage tier gear. With a few rare exceptions. And uber gear should be so rare you would be lucky to get something at all after like 2 years. And characters should die of old age after 4 years.

Also needs hardcore anti boxing and anti botting.

[Jobaber]

me too with 15 mil: Id just give it to the M&M team :o

except Id keep enough to play it until I died in my basement.

[aussenseiter]

https://wiki.project1999.com/Greenmist_(Spell)
<3

Did brad KNOW?

A lot of occult stuff in EQ and SONY (serpant company) bought it and crushed brads vision TM all i'm gonna say about this subject

Greenmist was also the 'spell' conjured by Cazic Thule that rid Norrath of the Shissar.

That's why they went to Luclin and later, under the Buried Sea, apparently?

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[Jobaber]

Im sure this war isnt the red horse, their premier warriors are only named the best in hell.

This video is a major propaganda piece about the Wagner group, but it's pretty interesting and shows how both sides kind of operate, glorified of course.

When He broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, "Come." And another, a red horse, went out; and to him who sat on it, it was granted to take peace from Earth, and that men would slay one another; and a great sword was given to him.

— Revelation 6:3–4

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They throw in this little reminder god cant save you from the best in hell: https://youtu.be/d4ZxWaRHhnQ?t=2370

[Jobaber]

Doomsday clock update.

Avian Bird flu pandemic - the black horse rides on...

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Also, is this fashion choice a thinly veiled reference to our past, and future?

https://i.imgur.com/LXs3nBZ.png

https://i.imgur.com/x3FQ706.png

[magnetaress]

Bill Gates is ‘very optimistic’ about the future: ‘Better to be born 20 years from now...than any time in the past


This made me chuckle.

(Cuz the world is getting reset in 2029 :))

And Jesus is returning!

[magnetaress]

Doomsday clock update.

Avian Bird flu pandemic - the black horse rides on...

a-bJFAZy61Y

Also, is this fashion choice a thinly veiled reference to our past, and future?

https://i.imgur.com/LXs3nBZ.png

https://i.imgur.com/x3FQ706.png

I think she is just a furry.

[Jobaber]

I think she is just a furry.

that feel when its 2060 (https://www.openculture.com/2015/10/in-1704-isaac-newton-predicts-the-world-will-end-in-2060.html) and we're finally shedding these disgusting meat sacks we're stuck in.

:eek:

how cool is to see isac newtons old off topic post in that link?

Here for your convivence:

https://i.imgur.com/kjWfHiN.png

Dude is just like us! We're literally as smart as Issac newton.

https://i.imgur.com/sZR734t.png



....2021
....2022
+..2023
-------------
....6..6 6

https://i.imgur.com/5L0vAvg.png

:cool:

[magnetaress]

lol nice !

[Jobaber]

Apocalypse Watch

Take note: In this video the pope is fighting with the church here about weather the bishop should control the church, or a committee.

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The jovial pope made the joke "I could die tomorrow, im 86.. but everything is fine"

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And now to the conspiracy!

In the final persecution of the Holy Roman Church, there will sit Peter the Roman, who will pasture his sheep in many tribulations, and when these things are finished, the city of seven hills [i.e. Rome] will be destroyed, and the dreadful judge will judge his people. The End.

The prophecy concludes with a pope identified as "Peter the Roman", whose pontificate will allegedly precede the destruction of the city of Rome.

The legend goes that when all of the niches are filled and the final pope dies, the end of the world will ensue.

https://i.imgur.com/VC0PUCV.png

Will this pope, actually be the last? And a committee will replace him?

Big boom if true! :o

[Botten]

So the Core of the Earth may have stopped spinning.

You going to freak out Jib?

https://futurism.com/the-byte/earths-core-stopped-spinning-scientists-say

I kid it does it every 70 years or so.

[Jobaber]

Yeah this one has been fun, lots of predictions the magnetic poles would shift for the last 10 years, now this!

Also are you aware the thing this thread is waiting to happen so we can move to the next seal of revelations is:

"a great mountain burning with fire" plunges into the sea.

But I'm sure super crazy geological instability happening out of nowhere is just a coinkidink.

Here, this is a fun watch botten, enjoy!

4n3fkTq_p0o

[Jobaber]

Who needs jesus when we have tiktok!

https://i.imgur.com/IRzSBZY.png

[magnetaress]

Who needs jesus when we have tiktok!

https://i.imgur.com/IRzSBZY.png

You need to stop reading my mind . :eek:

[WokeCat]

Yeah this one has been fun, lots of predictions the magnetic poles would shift for the last 10 years, now this!

Also are you aware the thing this thread is waiting to happen so we can move to the next seal of revelations is:



But I'm sure super crazy geological instability happening out of nowhere is just a coinkidink.

Here, this is a fun watch botten, enjoy!

4n3fkTq_p0oI'm pretty sure watching these videos get you put on a list NGL

[Jobaber]

Well im not gonna argue that there's a shadow org keeping track of all of us and contrling society at all.

[Jobaber]

Who needs jesus when we have tiktok!

https://i.imgur.com/IRzSBZY.png

You need to stop reading my mind . :eek:

we are all 1 person :eek:

https://i.imgur.com/Qc989zV.png

[Jobaber]

Holy shit!

This is becoming an actual controversy lol

is mr BEAST going to be the The antichristo? Mark of the beast!?

VIGINA DENTADA!?? (well maybe not that one)

2023 is supposed to be the year we meet the antichrist!

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"Bottoms up for Satan!"

https://i.imgur.com/HRFOfeX.png

[Basanos]

Why do you watch Hasan Piker so much? The only reason I am aware of MrBeast is because his burgers were at one point sold through ghost kitchens including Buca di Beppo

[Jobaber]

Why do you watch Hasan Piker so much?

idk, it's a good show.

The only reason I am aware of MrBeast is because his burgers were at one point sold through ghost kitchens including Buca di Beppo

Well, he might be the antichrist so I hope you left good reviews.

[Basanos]

I ate one of the burgers but I did not pay for it. It was a burger.

[Jobaber]

Ru sure it was a burger? ;)

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[GeorgeCostanza]

this board really did die without me

[Jobaber]

thats what jesus 2 is gonna say

[magnetaress]

I'm down for mandated invilountary veganism and rationing. As long as billionaires and trillionaires have to do it too.

[GeorgeCostanza]

nah you'll just get priced out of animal products. and you'll feel ashamed when the in-group teases you for being a leafeating, then anteating brokie

[magnetaress]

nah you'll just get priced out of animal products. and you'll feel ashamed when the in-group teases you for being a leafeating, then anteating brokie

Truth.

I'm being sarcastic in my previous post. U know better.

[pink grapefruit]

I knew a guy who insisted that if you were cremated you wouldn't make it to heaven. The body has to be buried in the ground or you just can't get in :(

told him i was donating mine to science. heaven seems like such a lonely place.

[Jobaber]

If you bury yourself under a tree you become a Treant!

https://i.imgur.com/NbhnEQO.png

[Jobaber]

2BcmhIBhi30

https://i.imgur.com/YcTudvb.gif