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HalflingSpergand
05-05-2021, 06:22 AM
What is the oldest fat person you've ever PERSONALLY known pretty well in your life how old were they?
Toxigen
05-05-2021, 07:47 AM
My grandfather is alive and well. 92. Fat.
Still drives and gets around just fine. He never drank alcohol.
starkind
05-05-2021, 07:50 AM
Define fat. Cuz a lot of 70s. But I honestly don't know how they are doing it.
BlackBellamy
05-05-2021, 09:15 AM
What is the oldest fat person you've ever PERSONALLY known pretty well in your life how old were they?
Have you been outside? They're all fat. From year 1 to year infinity. Every single American is morbidly obese.
Cecily
05-05-2021, 09:45 AM
I blame the 1950s. Just add water food, preservatives, and the shift from fresh food to boxes of stuff. My grandmother was and all 4 of her children are pretty obese and 3/5, at least, are diabetics. I have strong suspicions that the diet they were raised on condemned them to those bodies. Wasn't my grandma's fault. This was the way of the future and she had no idea how to cook (which she later became really good at) and had 3 kids back to back with another later on. She did the best she could and I'm not entirely sure it's the food to blame. Think her mom was really heavy, too, which doesn't synch up with my processed foods idea. Anyways, she lived till her mid 80s.
Snortles Chortles
05-05-2021, 09:47 AM
your mom
(LOL)
nostalgiaquest
05-05-2021, 10:00 AM
yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator
HalflingSpergand
05-05-2021, 10:22 AM
Fat = huge stomach or like difficult to walk fat like the physics are not correct for walking anymore
Nocht
05-05-2021, 10:55 AM
yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator
Yo momma so fat she drives a spandex car!
starkind
05-05-2021, 11:39 AM
Fat = huge stomach or like difficult to walk fat like the physics are not correct for walking anymore
I've never met one older than 40 in that case.
starkind
05-05-2021, 11:41 AM
that said by my definition there's a lot of old fat ppl were i live (retirement zone) but they are mostly on life support and only walk with assistance, max 75, most die in their 60's.
A few make it to 70 but that is a real big deal for that demographic.
Bardp1999
05-05-2021, 11:46 AM
Is it more disgusting to be creep-show skinny or plump and sweaty? Personally, I would lean towards fat being worse, but it's not by much and the really skinny ones are typically more of the Columbine type.
Ex drug addicts take the cake, they clean out and swell like a dying whale on a beachhead and their brains are addled from years of abuse.
HalflingSpergand
05-05-2021, 12:08 PM
Depends how skinny i guess
Swish
05-05-2021, 05:17 PM
thread of the month contender for May
Pulgasari
05-05-2021, 05:29 PM
I saw a fat 74 year old for awhile (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump). He was always eating hamberders.
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