All time Legends of the PVP....BRO!? (emulator)

[Rushmore]

(emulator only)

Was just curious who do we think are some of the best pvpers in the last 3-4 years? People that struck fear in you. Cheaters and Non Cheaters welcomed.

[fiegi]

(emulator only)

Was just curious who do we think are some of the best pvpers in the last 3-4 years? People that struck fear in you. Cheaters and Non Cheaters welcomed.

Lethdar and Xansilly

Struck fear into me?? That is laughable, nobody.

[Lasher]

1.0 Having xant or hpt in a zone made me super cautious.
2.0 No name pops out except for bodu
3.0 Fucenfag if caught alone in close quarters


Gongshow and Letsjoe and Crazycloud are three i never had to really fight against and really would never want to.

[JayDee]

Xant 1.0 when he hacked

Fought him couple times on 3.0 and tooled him both on his warr and wizard. Dude lost his mojo.

[Lasher]

there was this necro named Happy who i thought was good then i found out get got caught hacking. It broke my heart

[wehrmacht]

The only two people that got me below 50% hp in a 1vs1 on box 2.0, Solid (he gated when we were both at 30% or so) and:

http://imageshack.us/m/685/1854/7900226.jpg

[Salty]

Solid and Whorella were always pretty gay to fight


that motherfucking assling

[Xantille]

Xant 1.0 when he hacked

Fought him couple times on 3.0 and tooled him both on his warr and wizard. Dude lost his mojo.

Never hacked fgt, though I did switch b/w a desktop to a laggy, shit laptop from 1.0 and 3.0.

Who are you again, other than some douche who got banned for hacking?

[fiegi]

Never hacked fgt, though I did switch b/w a desktop to a laggy, shit laptop from 1.0 and 3.0.

Who are you again, other than some douche who got banned for hacking?

Last box he played some nobody toon named Happy. I never saw him in game once or in any sort of pvp yellow txt, yet he claimed to be some beast with a perfect pvp record. Oh yea then he got caught hacking and banned. Nothing to see here move along.

[Xantille]

O, and to answer the OP question.

1.0 i'd be scared shitless if i had to fight against Bribo/Harazzer...other than that Heresy/LV ganksquads during the TZT days were p scary. Also, Letsjoe in a zone like DL was fucking annoying + needed to be avoided

2.0 holocaust bros (not wehrmacht) scurred me. During Velious box? Prob anyone w/ trueshot.

3.0 nobody really, unless i included pals

[mimixownzall]

^--- he mad

[Rushmore]

Not going to lie I always fear Xantille. On Altergate he was like -20 levels from me the other day and I wanted to run.

Crescent with the T Staff last box was always vent conversation.

Knuckle would be another. The monk everyone knows. But I saw him just be downright unfair with the 2 box-Ranger and Wizard several times on box 2.0. =(

[JayDee]

Who are you again, other than some douche who got banned for hacking?

You were literally my last kill on the box.

Remember the Necro you tried to ice comet in Hate but he snapped off Quivering Veil of Xarn, then cancelled and dotted you while you ran and died trying to escape.

[Lasher]

he probably doesnt, but its ok my friend. Happy times makes for happy memories

[JayDee]

He didn't even yonder (which at your position on the ramp, would probably place you out of range on ground level) or anything. Just booked it in a straight line giving me time to cast like 4 spells lolol. I'd say bad player normally ...

[JayDee]

Didn't even have sow lololololol

[Xantille]

O right I remember, your last kill before getting b&.

If I recall, you got YT after I was trying to dispell dots w/ mobs on me. I'll be the first to admit that my ice-comet-bot skills were lacking + I never bothered to wear any resist gear.

also: def sounds like you owned my warrior, brah.

[JayDee]

Sall good baby

[Doors]

Lot of accusations of hacking up in here.

[Prince]

congrats on slaying xant nakedicecometbot bro

[naez]

youre all bad

[Knuckle]

Hated fighting silikten in guk on my monk. he double stacked ds's and in classic era it was brutal as a monk with dual wield. most good SK's were just a nightmare no matter how buffed I was.

[JayDee]

Killed fortuitous (Silikten) with my ranger dewd while he was getting oor heals from savol during PL session in mistmoore.

That kill was pro. SS the YT but the fraps woulda been lol worthy.

[bakkily]

so some of yea still play pvp on the live servers?

[Foxx]

2.0 No name pops out except for bodu.

lold

[Macken]

Only person i ever was concerned about was Boom.

That SOB was effin insane. Couldn't stop him. Couldn't outrun him. Couldn't out-zone him. Couldn't out-port him.

If he decided to key on you, you had 2 choices:

1. die.
2. log off if you could in time.

And then there was a good chance he would still be there when you got back and kill you anyway.

Geez, dude had tactics galore.

Wasn't he like #1 in points on box 3.0 despite hardly playing?

Wasn't he like in top 10 on box 1.0 and 2.0?

He is a hot prospect. Someone should pick him up off the waverwire if he is still available.

[Terpuntine]

Only person i ever was concerned about was Boom.

That SOB was effin insane. Couldn't stop him. Couldn't outrun him. Couldn't out-zone him. Couldn't out-port him.

If he decided to key on you, you had 2 choices:

1. die.
2. log off if you could in time.

And then there was a good chance he would still be there when you got back and kill you anyway.

Geez, dude had tactics galore.

Wasn't he like #1 in points on box 3.0 despite hardly playing?

Wasn't he like in top 10 on box 1.0 and 2.0?

He is a hot prospect. Someone should pick him up off the waverwire if he is still available.


I think the massive amount of hacks negate your awesome status.

[Doors]

This thread sucks. Make a thread about who you think will be a future pvp allstar on red99.

Just go ahead and put my name on that list right now.

[JayDee]

I think the massive amount of hacks negate your awesome status.


Phyre has never been accused of map hacking. Retract your statement before I charge you with defamation of character.

[Macken]

I think the massive amount of hacks negate your awesome status.

Don't troll me bro.

Everyone knows my whistle has always been clean.

[naez]

Don't troll me bro.

Everyone knows my whistle has always been clean.

ss avail

http://www.theprankstore.com/shop/files/t_16331.jpg

[Macken]

Still brand spankin' new clean.

Since '00

[Cancerface]

A wizard running around pvping with his boxxed bard following and twisting 3 songs at all times is definitely as legit as it comes on everquest pvp.

[Fourthmeal]

A wizard running around pvping with his boxxed bard following and twisting 3 songs at all times is definitely as legit as it comes on everquest pvp.

/agree

[fiegi]

I've got cellulite all over my ass

[Knuckle]

Fiegi im sorry to hear that sir, how has that impacted your life? I can imagine that''d be pretty awkward in the bedroom with the ladies if they decide to play grabass

[fiegi]

Fiegi im sorry to hear that sir, how has that impacted your life? I can imagine that''d be pretty awkward in the bedroom with the ladies if they decide to play grabass

It can hinder my game at times yes

[Littlegyno]

Littlegyno and Dongshow were both ferocious fighters bros.

[Bruno]

Domingueros were mighty warriors.

[Fourthmeal]

Domingueros were mighty warriors.

Que?

[solid]

bigportbot #1

[Xantille]

bigportbot #1

[Penoy Lives]

I ran shit in guk on Freez, so i nominate myself.... but i can honestly say the only person on par with my skill level was Melveny, he was badass.... unforutenately i started vztz at the end of box2.0 so u fags are lucky .

[Cancerface]

ran shit against a frenzied ghoul maybe. never even seen u in game once fkn noob.

[Jigga]

Freez would charm ghouls buff and send pet and gate or have it guard like manastone. Freez would get peopled killed but he rarely texted anyone and i would always see his corpses all over the place from failed charm trains. Also never saw him leave guk and he would just log if a organized group showed up compared to just newbs

[Prince]

freez i don't deny that ur skills at dumping trains on ppl in guk weren't lolsy but that doesn't have much 2 do with u being any good at pvp





sry

[Prince]

welp beat to da punch

[solid]

I think we can all agree that curbstomp in HS > freez in guk

[wehrmacht]

Freez would charm ghouls buff and send pet and gate or have it guard like manastone.


Dungeon PvP with pets was garbage, you just bug your charmed pet or mage pet or whatever under the floor and it kills people while they can't even cast or hit it. Don't even bring up pet PvP like it was some kind of skills.

[Foxx]

Dungeon PvP with pets was garbage, you just bug your charmed pet or mage pet or whatever under the floor and it kills people while they can't even cast or hit it. Don't even bring up pet PvP like it was some kind of skills.

ya especially mages with earth pets. honestly there root ability is op and should be removed

[Lazortag]

ya especially mages with earth pets. honestly there root ability is op and should be removed

rooted - halp??

[Tonomar]

Harazzer, and Bribo (the chanter, was that his name?)

[Knuckle]

I Was There When Root Happened.

[Slyfox]

I Was There When Root Happened.

I was there when you sold out.

[Prince]

Harazzer, and Bribo (the chanter, was that his name?)

ya he played bribo/madison

[Envious]

It was Harrazzer, Touch (Bribo), and that 1 lacky that still hangs around and that I dont remember the name of.

But all the skill in that group was Touch, Harrazzer has always been kind of a flop.

Seriously, Touch has been a beast from Live EQ to WoW to the EMU. 100% solid player.

[Envious]

O, and to answer the OP question.

1.0 i'd be scared shitless if i had to fight against Bribo/Harazzer...

I I farmed Harry for about 2hrs, until Touch came and saved him. Who was the third in that combo? It was Harrazzer, Touch, then 1 more. But yeah, that whole group leaned on Touch's skill.

[JayDee]

Bribo was the one who taught me how to box Tranny. Thats how my chars got pimp gear with me never having to invest time on raids =)

/cheers to him

[Amuk]

I remember Harazzer and Touch on the guildwars server - remember some late nights fighten over Akanon and control of the server on Gaanon! Touch wouldn't sleep haha.

[Amuk]

Actually I think I made Harazzer quit his Barb sham because of the OP Gatorsmash maul on my Ogre.

[Rushmore]

I was there when you sold out.

Sometimes a real man has to know when to fold em and when to hold em.

[fiegi]

Sometimes a real man has to know when to fold em and when to hold em.

I like you

[Rushmore]

Kaahbal should be mentioned in this thread. He owned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIALx08RHn8
(song playing) "I just wanna call.....I just wanna call....I just wanna call....you my bitch! bitch!....." (I love Swedes)

Takyn as well. He might get beat down in RL...But he owned that ass in 2.0.

I've been around a long time brews. I know things...AND! can recognize small hands when I see it! Very easy to spot!

[wehrmacht]

Gnar ran from 1vs1 fights on Altergate against people with 750hp while playing an SK with 701hp HarmTouch so I would like him deleted from whatever list this is.

I think he would get too excited during fights and his little retarded hands would start spasming and accidentally turn the power off on his computer instead of swinging a weapon.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/6162/unledww.png

[fiegi]

Gnar ran from 1vs1 fights on Altergate against people with 750hp while playing an SK with 701hp HarmTouch so I would like him deleted from whatever list this is.

I think he would get too excited during fights and his little retarded hands would start spasming and accidentally turn the power off on his computer instead of swinging a weapon.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/6162/unledww.png

Gnar would snap you like a twig in game and irl

[JayDee]

Kaahbal should be mentioned in this thread. He owned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIALx08RHn8
(song playing) "I just wanna call.....I just wanna call....I just wanna call....you my bitch! bitch!....." (I love Swedes)

Takyn as well. He might get beat down in RL...But he owned that ass in 2.0.

I've been around a long time brews. I know things...AND! can recognize small hands when I see it! Very easy to spot!

U the lamest motherfucker i know

[JayDee]

How difficult Gnar would be in a fight is how good his wrestling is.

Atleast to somebody with a martial arts background

[Foxx]

ya everyone knows jaydee is a complete badass irl, he watches ufc all the time so clearly he has sound mma skills

p.s - i also live in raleigh where big gnar is, i challenged him to an RL duel and he declined. his pic is fake imo

[JayDee]

Never claimed shit but you're not off the mark lover

[fiegi]

Jaydee = Josh Barnett

Always gets caught cheating.

its all making sense now

[Penoy Lives]

Freez would charm ghouls buff and send pet and gate or have it guard like manastone. Freez would get peopled killed but he rarely texted anyone and i would always see his corpses all over the place from failed charm trains. Also never saw him leave guk and he would log if a organized group showed up compared to just newbs


lol, i admit that sometimes i had to gate when charm broke on a pet... but dont act like i didnt yellow text yall.. u know i bullied people out the zone, and made people lootnscoot... stop hating, u act like i gated every fight... 90% of my fights i raped face in 10 seconds. i specifially remember killing rexx and cleric.. Xant .. and my highlight of killing 6 Savage wolves at frenzid camp, and im not even 2boxing

[wehrmacht]

lol, i admit that sometimes i had to gate when charm broke on a pet... but dont act like i didnt yellow text yall.. u know i bullied people out the zone, and made people lootnscoot... stop hating, u act like i gated every fight... 90% of my fights i raped face in 10 seconds. i specifially remember killing rexx and cleric.. Xant .. and my highlight of killing 6 Savage wolves at frenzid camp, and im not even 2boxing

Never heard of Freez but there was a female, erudite enchanter in mexican guild named Controlla or something that was far worse. He ran a macroquest heal bot cleric /stuck to him while walking around with a charmed pet 24 hours a day. How the fuck do all these macroquest heal bot people not get banned?

[Envious]

Never heard of Freez but there was a female, erudite enchanter in mexican guild named Controlla or something that was far worse. He ran a macroquest heal bot cleric /stuck to him while walking around with a charmed pet 24 hours a day. How the fuck do all these macroquest heal bot people not get banned?

Cause we are all too busy laughing at you to care.

[Knuckle]

How difficult Gnar would be in a fight is how good his wrestling is.

Atleast to somebody with a martial arts background

Really? Maybe in the UFC where there are rules. Last time I checked the last thing most striking based martial arts want is for you to end up on the ground, especially since alot of training is based on facing multiple opponents.

[Envious]

Depends on how much clenbuterol Gnar has been taking...

Usually swolled up guys arent good at fighting, just wrestling (Slow and not alot of flexibility / range of motion)... but if he has been dosing with clen for like a year... thats a totally different animal right there.

[Knuckle]

Depends on how much clenbuterol Gnar has been taking...

Usually swolled up guys arent good at fighting, just wrestling (Slow and not alot of flexibility / range of motion)... but if he has been dosing with clen for like a year... thats a totally different animal right there.

Gnar is a living breathng person, it breaks my heart when you try to dehumanize him.

[solid]

Oh god, only took 8 pages for this thread to get to garage box dweebs analyzing RL fighting.
http://undergroundcoders.com/forums/uploads/1275200534/gallery_1_3_2033.jpg

Anyway, here's the old leader-board from 2.0, I mostly agree with its rankings.

'Solid', 'Holocaust', 'Magician', 1000.86
'Xantille', 'Heresy', 'Warrior', 846.902
'Handpartytowel', 'Heresy', 'Magician', 803.3
'Skeeb', 'Heresy', 'Magician', 660.1
'Whorella', 'Holocaust', 'Magician', 636.457
'Lasher', 'Heresy', 'Druid', 549.601
'Gongshow', 'Heresy', 'Monk', 462.9
'Blud', 'Heresy', 'Shadowknight', 454.2
'Boom', 'Heresy', 'Wizard', 432.4
'Callin', 'Heresy', 'Magician', 414.3
'Crazycloud', 'Vetro Nemix', 'Necromancer', 329.2
'Drazid', 'ROFLCOPTER', 'Wizard', 323.4
'Tonomar', 'Heresy', 'Paladin', 301.7
'Knuckle', 'Heresy', 'Ranger', 293.9
'Assling', 'Holocaust', 'Cleric', 288.457
'Rexx', 'Heresy', 'Warrior', 284.8
'Jessie', 'Heresy', 'Necromancer', 255.2
'Hughman', 'Fish Bait', 'Shadowknight', 252.1
'Lynch', 'Heresy', 'Monk', 223.5
'Gaping', 'Holocaust', 'Magician', 214
'Cece', 'Vetro Nemix', 'Druid', 200.7
'Nitric', 'Heresy', 'Magician', 199.5
'Pestilent', 'Holocaust', 'Magician', 185.557
'Wehrrmacht', 'Fish Bait', 'Ranger', 185.2
'Kaen', 'Heresy', 'Cleric', 183.1
'Romi', 'Heresy', 'Cleric', 158.7
'Roid', 'Heresy', 'Warrior', 148.3
'Carnage', 'Heresy', 'Shadowknight', 147.8
'Fang', 'Treason', 'Shaman', 131.1
'Derox', 'Heresy', 'Monk', 127.5

8203, 'Heresy'
2821, 'Holocaust'
548, 'Vetro Nemix'
113, 'Shonuff'
47, 'Before the Ship Even Sank'
24, 'Thorns of Vallon'
11, 'Hadouken'
10, 'E-PEEN'
9, 'Revenge of the Nerds'
6, 'House of Ban'
3, 'Chocomates'
3, 'Hand of Tonomar'
2, 'The A Team'
2, 'EZ Guild not so EZ'
-6, 'Why So Serious'
-7, 'Beef Curtains'
-15, 'Cows Make Delicious'
-15, 'Mouseketeers in Space'
-22, 'The Family'
-24, 'Domingueros de Norrath'
-39, 'Grandmas Basement Crew'
-43, 'Umbral'
-51, 'Dissent'
-62, 'Ryziggy Behave'
-64, 'Legion of Vallon'
-66, 'Arms of Tonomar'
-83, 'Pandemonium'
-90, 'Circle of Trust'
-91, 'The McJohnson Tribunal'
-93, 'Sinister Empire'
-139, 'Tides of Wrath'
-195, 'Bleffs Backup Crew'
-211, 'Combine Resurrection'
-217, 'Engencevay ismineway'
-271, 'Gentle River Otters'
-328, 'La Fr3nch Mafia'
-732, 'Dynasty'
-873, 'Church of Win'
-1160, 'ROFLCOPTER'
-2016, 'Treason'
-11949, 'Fish Bait'

[Knuckle]

box 2.0 leaderboard makes me mad, ranger/wizard combo was meh. Still proud I was that high up on the leaderboard with a ranger in classic.

[Amuk]

Always thought clenbuterol was just a fat burner for horses - Dunno how that would help with muscle bulkyness.

[Knuckle]

I was there when you sold out.

You're going to have to elaborate slyfox, I need you to tell me what you are referring to?

[wehrmacht]

Anyway, here's the old leader-board from 2.0, I mostly agree with its rankings.


I'd rather have a board weighted only by kills with no points spread among group. Kind of dumb having healer mules like Assling, Kaen, and Lasher so high on list.

[JayDee]

Really? Maybe in the UFC where there are rules. Last time I checked the last thing most striking based martial arts want is for you to end up on the ground, especially since alot of training is based on facing multiple opponents.

Dunno what yer getting at. Was implying that anyone with any striking acumen would light him up. Short Stocky body builders don't make good strikers. Reach, footwork, reaction time and speed, all unattainable.

That is why the best strikers in the world at generally lean and lanky like Semy Schilt, Giorgio Petrosyan, Anderson Silva, Buakaw, Jose Aldo.

[Knuckle]

Dunno what yer getting at. Was implying that anyone with any striking acumen would light him up. Short Stocky body builders don't make good strikers. Reach, footwork, reaction time and speed, all unattainable.

That is why the best strikers in the world at generally lean and lanky like Semy Schilt, Giorgio Petrosyan, Anderson Silva, Buakaw, Jose Aldo.

misinterpreted what you said, thought you were saying a fight would end up on the ground IRL. I hear that alot, because people see groundwork fights all the time on tv.

also, a huge fan of the spider.

[JayDee]

box 2.0 leaderboard makes me mad, ranger/wizard combo was meh. Still proud I was that high up on the leaderboard with a ranger in classic.

When I played ranger on 1.0, we had bugged tripple attack and I was critting for 300+ dmg with my bow.

Around the same time Abysal and that ranger won that 2 man tournament in EC iirc.

http://imageshack.us/m/807/8128/unled3ob.jpg

Good times

[JayDee]

bigportbot #1

Is this you, friend?

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/2247/solidown.png

Edit : Bond of death made me lol.

[solid]

I'd rather have a board weighted only by kills with no points spread among group. Kind of dumb having healer mules like Assling, Kaen, and Lasher so high on list.

You mean with just killshots? It's not a zero sum game, you could have both. The killshot board would be a neat compliment, but I think the superior board is the one used here. Also, if you exclusively just used a killshot board good luck trying to find a non boxed cleric, ever.

Another thing, Assling is kind of lol because he usually just sat behind walls healing lethdar and me, but Lasher was the real deal.

Is this you, friend?

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/2247/solidown.png

Edit : Bond of death made me lol.


Haha, yeah, that must have been from my very brief stint on 1.0. Furthermore, nice crop to hide MQ.

[Knuckle]

When I played ranger on 1.0, we had bugged tripple attack and I was critting for 300+ dmg with my bow.

Around the same time Abysal and that ranger won that 2 man tournament in EC iirc.

http://imageshack.us/m/807/8128/unled3ob.jpg

Good times

the big fight was me and knox (monk/cleric) vs Abysal(shaman) Smallpox(bribo on his ranger).

That was one of the most epic box fights ever, our whole strategy was to end it fast, because they had more staying power(two healers). I went with 2 1handers, Baton of Royal Stature and Adamantite Club. I chain stunned Abysal off the bat and that would of been it, smallpox went straight for knox and forced a DA early with his crazy ass conflag dagger procs. I got abysal to around 10 or 15 percent, smallpox landed a snare on me, and abysal got off torpor, by the time I was able to get back in melee range that was pretty much it, abysal channeled a slow on my monk, and knoxxx kept getting interrupted by smallpox and I think he went down first.

That was also Kunark era 1.0.

classic era on 2.0, rangers were alot different.

[JayDee]

Yar I was there (SS) semi afk at work.

Best part was the finals where Cfaces shaman kept dotting and getting cured til he ran himself oom and couldn't heal.

[Prince]

Furthermore, nice crop to hide MQ.



this is lol cuz in this case its actually tru

[Envious]

Clenbuterol, basically, when highly concentrated, acts like a stimulant. I dont really get all of how it works, but it makes you faster etc, and acts like a vasodialator.

[Titanuk]

there was this necro named Happy who i thought was good then i found out get got caught hacking. It broke my heart

lololol

lethdar

[Titanuk]

Oh god, only took 8 pages for this thread to get to garage box dweebs analyzing RL fighting.
http://undergroundcoders.com/forums/uploads/1275200534/gallery_1_3_2033.jpg

Anyway, here's the old leader-board from 2.0, I mostly agree with its rankings.

'Solid', 'Holocaust', 'Magician', 1000.86
'Xantille', 'Heresy', 'Warrior', 846.902
'Handpartytowel', 'Heresy', 'Magician', 803.3
'Skeeb', 'Heresy', 'Magician', 660.1
'Whorella', 'Holocaust', 'Magician', 636.457
'Lasher', 'Heresy', 'Druid', 549.601
'Gongshow', 'Heresy', 'Monk', 462.9
'Blud', 'Heresy', 'Shadowknight', 454.2
'Boom', 'Heresy', 'Wizard', 432.4
'Callin', 'Heresy', 'Magician', 414.3
'Crazycloud', 'Vetro Nemix', 'Necromancer', 329.2
'Drazid', 'ROFLCOPTER', 'Wizard', 323.4
'Tonomar', 'Heresy', 'Paladin', 301.7
'Knuckle', 'Heresy', 'Ranger', 293.9
'Assling', 'Holocaust', 'Cleric', 288.457
'Rexx', 'Heresy', 'Warrior', 284.8
'Jessie', 'Heresy', 'Necromancer', 255.2
'Hughman', 'Fish Bait', 'Shadowknight', 252.1
'Lynch', 'Heresy', 'Monk', 223.5
'Gaping', 'Holocaust', 'Magician', 214
'Cece', 'Vetro Nemix', 'Druid', 200.7
'Nitric', 'Heresy', 'Magician', 199.5
'Pestilent', 'Holocaust', 'Magician', 185.557
'Wehrrmacht', 'Fish Bait', 'Ranger', 185.2
'Kaen', 'Heresy', 'Cleric', 183.1
'Romi', 'Heresy', 'Cleric', 158.7
'Roid', 'Heresy', 'Warrior', 148.3
'Carnage', 'Heresy', 'Shadowknight', 147.8
'Fang', 'Treason', 'Shaman', 131.1
'Derox', 'Heresy', 'Monk', 127.5

8203, 'Heresy'
2821, 'Holocaust'
548, 'Vetro Nemix'
113, 'Shonuff'
47, 'Before the Ship Even Sank'
24, 'Thorns of Vallon'
11, 'Hadouken'
10, 'E-PEEN'
9, 'Revenge of the Nerds'
6, 'House of Ban'
3, 'Chocomates'
3, 'Hand of Tonomar'
2, 'The A Team'
2, 'EZ Guild not so EZ'
-6, 'Why So Serious'
-7, 'Beef Curtains'
-15, 'Cows Make Delicious'
-15, 'Mouseketeers in Space'
-22, 'The Family'
-24, 'Domingueros de Norrath'
-39, 'Grandmas Basement Crew'
-43, 'Umbral'
-51, 'Dissent'
-62, 'Ryziggy Behave'
-64, 'Legion of Vallon'
-66, 'Arms of Tonomar'
-83, 'Pandemonium'
-90, 'Circle of Trust'
-91, 'The McJohnson Tribunal'
-93, 'Sinister Empire'
-139, 'Tides of Wrath'
-195, 'Bleffs Backup Crew'
-211, 'Combine Resurrection'
-217, 'Engencevay ismineway'
-271, 'Gentle River Otters'
-328, 'La Fr3nch Mafia'
-732, 'Dynasty'
-873, 'Church of Win'
-1160, 'ROFLCOPTER'
-2016, 'Treason'
-11949, 'Fish Bait'

big vetronemix doing it big

[Haul]

rooted - halp??

haha

[naez]

I wasnt playing 2.0 for the first month or two or so which I guess was when leaderboard was in but I ks'd hella with lifetaps on dino isle gank squads, walls of YT prekunark when nightmare was like 6 people big. I think the points were still logged even after it was taken away, maybe Salty has a copy of the DB and can post what the final scores were when LV zonecmdkilled box in Kunark. For example, Derox with 176 points is about 21 kills in the positive, which is good but easily attainable by any enterprising pvper on a server full of fish bait. Solid is like 160+ kills in the positive, which means its time to stop jacking off to firionia vie box art and get a yob.

Leader-board doesnt have Chaos on it, noob anti-Heresy raid guild which was prolly positive til it absorbed fish bait and Titanuk became like the de facto leader since False is worthless. That collapsed pretty quick.

I always laugh when I see the list cuz its basically Heresy zerg and then all the SZ asswholes farming the server into the negatives. also mages

[Knuckle]

I wasnt playing 2.0 for the first month or two or so which I guess was when leaderboard was in but I ks'd hella with lifetaps on dino isle gank squads, walls of YT prekunark when nightmare was like 6 people big. I think the points were still logged even after it was taken away, maybe Salty has a copy of the DB and can post what the final scores were when LV zonecmdkilled box in Kunark. For example, Derox with 176 points is about 21 kills in the positive, which is good but easily attainable by any enterprising pvper on a server full of fish bait. Solid is like 160+ kills in the positive, which means its time to stop jacking off to firionia vie box art and get a yob.

Leader-board doesnt have Chaos on it, noob anti-Heresy raid guild which was prolly positive til it absorbed fish bait and Titanuk became like the de facto leader since False is worthless. That collapsed pretty quick.

I always laugh when I see the list cuz its basically Heresy zerg and then all the SZ asswholes farming the server into the negatives. also mages

I had to get alot of solo kills, I didn't get much yellow text credit in mass PVP on my ranger or wizard. Wizard was pretty much insta dead in mass pvp since I was boxxing my ranger. i did rape dino island for a long time with Knuckle/Estrang combo, that might of been the best damn place for me to two box that combo, eventually I had the people fighting over the island teaming up to gangrape me.

[wehrmacht]

Didn't that PvP point system make it so if 6 people grouped and killed 1 solo person, they all got a kill? So it was basically creating phantom kills that shouldn't exist?

The point system should give out the same total number of points to a solo player as 6 people killing 1 person if you want a legit point system.

[solid]

Didn't that PvP point system make it so if 6 people grouped and killed 1 solo person, they all got a kill? So it was basically creating phantom kills that shouldn't exist?

The point system should give out the same total number of points to a solo player as 6 people killing 1 person if you want a legit point system.

When someone killed someone it was worth 6 points, then it split it up amongst the group. So, if you ran around with a full group constantly, each kill was worth 1 point to you; but if you pk'd solo, each kill was worth 6 points. Also, when you died you lost 6 points or something. System seemed fine to me.

[solid]

I wasnt playing 2.0 for the first month or two or so which I guess was when leaderboard was in but I ks'd hella with lifetaps on dino isle gank squads, walls of YT prekunark when nightmare was like 6 people big. I think the points were still logged even after it was taken away, maybe Salty has a copy of the DB and can post what the final scores were when LV zonecmdkilled box in Kunark. For example, Derox with 176 points is about 21 kills in the positive, which is good but easily attainable by any enterprising pvper on a server full of fish bait. Solid is like 160+ kills in the positive, which means its time to stop jacking off to firionia vie box art and get a yob.

Leader-board doesnt have Chaos on it, noob anti-Heresy raid guild which was prolly positive til it absorbed fish bait and Titanuk became like the de facto leader since False is worthless. That collapsed pretty quick.

I always laugh when I see the list cuz its basically Heresy zerg and then all the SZ asswholes farming the server into the negatives. also mages

The best part about this leaderboard (it was prekunark but after dragons were on farm etc) was that it was the first one posted and no one knew there even was a functional leaderboard, at least I didn't. So, this was essentially the scoreboard for people who didn't know kills/deaths were being recorded. After this, of course, people started to farm people at bind much more prevalently to +++ the scoreboard, so the results weren't as telling.

[Xantille]

All of my 2.0 kills were GM sanctioned 1v1's.

This is reflected in the leaderboard.

[naez]

The best part about this leaderboard (it was prekunark but after dragons were on farm etc) was that it was the first one posted and no one knew there even was a functional leaderboard, at least I didn't. So, this was essentially the scoreboard for people who didn't know kills/deaths were being recorded. After this, of course, people started to farm people at bind much more prevalently to +++ the scoreboard, so the results weren't as telling.

Which mite be why this was later added

//Null: PvP Leaderboard updates
//Message(0, "1");
if(this->GetLevel() >= 50 && other->GetLevel() >= 50 && !zone->IsCity(zone->GetZoneID() )) {

[Penoy Lives]

Never heard of Freez

I only played box 3.0 thats why... but i pwnt all the box 1+2 legends. Only had trouble with Melveny. Did u play box 3.0, what was ur name?

[Macken]

I think Freez is the guy who looked kinda nooby and was doing nooby things like sending pet frogs in lguk on me. I asked in vent if anyone knew this guy and they said he was a mild annoyer that i should kill... a few times.

So i did. About 3 times before he started sending me tells qqin.

That Freez?

[naez]

I only played box 3.0 thats why... but i pwnt all the box 1+2 legends. Only had trouble with Melveny. Did u play box 3.0, what was ur name?

troll

[Knuckle]

my favorite thing ever is people that would post estrang killshots and be like you fucking suck knuckle i owned you. I think I pvp'd on my shaman seriously like 10% of the time.

[DiamondDust]

my favorite thing ever is people that would post estrang killshots and be like you fucking suck knuckle i owned you. I think I pvp'd on my shaman seriously like 10% of the time.

Then you take SS of you curb stomping them, and do the same. Right?

[JayDee]

incoherent jibberish

A staple of p99 (tm)

[Gnar]

Gnar ran from 1vs1 fights on Altergate against people with 750hp while playing an SK with 701hp HarmTouch so I would like him deleted from whatever list this is.

I think he would get too excited during fights and his little retarded hands would start spasming and accidentally turn the power off on his computer instead of swinging a weapon.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/6162/unledww.png

lol someone mad. I took hughman to 1% for a glorious plug, killed 2 others and finally plugged when cain showed up with his HT and me at 10%. Died one time in pvp on AG when i attacked 4 people and killed 2 of them. I attacked 1v4's and ran from no 1v1s. Get on my lvl you nobody.

[Gnar]

I pissed off some random guy when I took the best sword on AG from his character and used it on my char after killing him easily. He wouldnt tell me who he was on vztz. I guess it was wermach and I guess thats why hes insulting me, lol. Server sucked, but you lighties sucked worse.

[Lasher]

So am I only cherry picking memories where i am the victor? I can list all the people i killed who ran from me and exclude the people who i ran from and died by to make me look like im good at the game like everyone else appears to be doing.

[Rushmore]

Everyone runs in EQ. Everyone runs in any battle if they know they are losing...otherwise they are just complete idiots.

just finding out that Gnar is Nabroo is sad. If you are playing any other characters on Altergate please be a man about it and let me know. You know who to /tell. Thank you sir.

[fiegi]

is altergay still going ??

[solid]

So am I only cherry picking memories where i am the victor? I can list all the people i killed who ran from me and exclude the people who i ran from and died by to make me look like im good at the game like everyone else appears to be doing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority

[Rushmore]

is altergay still going ??

its pretty much dead bro. Plane of Growth is being released tomorrow at 5pm eastern so we will see if 30-40 people come back.

[Gnar]

Everyone runs in EQ. Everyone runs in any battle if they know they are losing...otherwise they are just complete idiots.

just finding out that Gnar is Nabroo is sad. If you are playing any other characters on Altergate please be a man about it and let me know. You know who to /tell. Thank you sir.

Hall, see my sig and my surname on AG.

[Rushmore]

Yes I do. It's not very organized bro.

Let me know show you how its done.
----------------------------
3.0 Hall (gnome/warrior)
Altergate Cain (gnome/sk)

Do you play another toon? I can't read ebonics.

[fiegi]

Hall you're pissing me off to the point where i'm going to revoke your gatorade carrying privileges

[Gnar]

Yes I do. It's not very organized bro.

Let me know show you how its done.
----------------------------
3.0 Hall (gnome/warrior)
Altergate Cain (gnome/sk)

Do you play another toon? I can't read ebonics.

Should I bullet format the names and servers for you? I guess I neglected to recognize your far-below average IQ level.

[Knuckle]

Gnars hands are a blessing and not a curse, he is able to go far deeper into the vag and tickle the g spot with ease. Also, they are very deft on the piano, behind that muscular man is a creative genius.

[Rushmore]

All I want is friendship with you brews. Stop persecuting Christians.

[Rushmore]

Knuckle knows Rushmore. He doesn't persecute me.

[Lasher]

Those fists are very deceptive. When it comes to fisticuffs you are lead to believe he wont be able to fight but the force per square inch on those tiny hands backed up with his huge muscles will penetrate a man's chest

[Rushmore]

he would make a great dental hygienist!

[wehrmacht]

I attacked 1v4's and ran from no 1v1s. Get on my lvl you nobody.

This is Tmoney you noob. I was standing near Frontier Mountain zone line in LOIO while AFK. I come back to my screen and see Gnar staring at me, he takes one look and goes, I better get the fuck outta here and takes off running and zones. I start chasing then he calls Crazycloud to come help him. You PvP like an orthodox diamond salesmen.

[Rushmore]

Tmoney is money!

[Gnar]

Tmoney is money!

Tmoney eh? The guy with negative points. Sorry you never made the leaderboard like big Gnar did. Haters gonna hate. Trying to find the twitter page to see how many YTs i got on you.

BPA

[Rushmore]

log on tonite small hands.

[wehrmacht]

Tmoney eh? The guy with negative points. Sorry you never made the leaderboard like big Gnar did.

I was the only INT caster I ever even saw on the thing. Server was rigged for shamans and hybrids. Wasn't much of a leader board anyway, otherwise you wouldn't see Maverix on there and he only killed like 2 people lol.

http://imageshack.us/m/546/1559/unleddu.jpg

[Lasher]

did you get rooted?

[Tonomar]

Haven't been on Alter gate in like 2 weeks, heard PoG is coming out tonight.. May have to check it out.

[Prince]

haha hughman being #2 on leaderboard says much about quality of players on server

[Rushmore]

Hughman > Prince.... doesn't cry in vent either.

[fiegi]

Hughman > Prince.... doesn't cry in vent either.

Hughman has a dick sucking voice I hear

Prince has a calming, soothing, and relaxing voice.

[wehrmacht]

haha hughman being #2 on leaderboard says much about quality of players on server

Your points go to 0 if you die once so it isn't a real leaderboard.

It's also more to do with how badly Tarwine coded it:

- interrupt rate for spells was like 100% if you got hit for 1 damage by a green con shaman pet while casting a spell.

- root and snare landed like 90% of the time because he tried to impliment a "partial resist system" and bungled it up.

- since all caster damage spells at level 40 were like 4.6-5.2 seconds, you couldn't even use them in combat since the interrupt rate was 100%.

- you could get off heals and roots in between swings of person attacking you though

- server stopped at level 40 so shaman/druid/paladin were using Gheal against level 40 INT caster spells while in normal EQ they would be using that heal against level 50 INT caster spells.

All these factors combine to make a server where every class except hybrids, shaman, and druid were pointless to play

Hughman has a dick sucking voice I hear

Prince has a calming, soothing, and relaxing voice.

I thought Salty might have been gay till I heard Hughman which made Salty seem like Rocky Balboa in comparison.

[solid]

Hughman > Prince.... doesn't cry in vent either.

Prince did big shit like win botb's. You on the otherhand, just like Hughman, were a nutriding nobody and should keep your fucking mouth shut when you're talking about genuine box legends.

[Tarwine]

Your points go to 0 if you die once so it isn't a real leaderboard.

It's also more to do with how badly Tarwine coded it:

- interrupt rate for spells was like 100% if you got hit for 1 damage by a green con shaman pet while casting a spell.

- root and snare landed like 90% of the time because he tried to impliment a "partial resist system" and bungled it up.

- since all caster damage spells at level 40 were like 4.6-5.2 seconds, you couldn't even use them in combat since the interrupt rate was 100%.

- you could get off heals and roots in between swings of person attacking you though

- server stopped at level 40 so shaman/druid/paladin were using Gheal against level 40 INT caster spells while in normal EQ they would be using that heal against level 50 INT caster spells.

All these factors combine to make a server where every class except hybrids, shaman, and druid were pointless to play



I thought Salty might have been gay till I heard Hughman which made Salty seem like Rocky Balboa in comparison.

-interupt code was default eqemu
-partial resist was default eqemu
-yeah 300 healing at 40 is OP

[wehrmacht]

-interupt code was default eqemu
-partial resist was default eqemu
-yeah 300 healing at 40 is OP

Yea, I'm not trying to dog the server or anything. Just saying why the population dropped off. There was no endgame PvE content and lots of game mechanics problems.

[Knuckle]

Your points go to 0 if you die once so it isn't a real leaderboard.

It's also more to do with how badly Tarwine coded it:

- interrupt rate for spells was like 100% if you got hit for 1 damage by a green con shaman pet while casting a spell.

- root and snare landed like 90% of the time because he tried to impliment a "partial resist system" and bungled it up.

- since all caster damage spells at level 40 were like 4.6-5.2 seconds, you couldn't even use them in combat since the interrupt rate was 100%.

- you could get off heals and roots in between swings of person attacking you though

- server stopped at level 40 so shaman/druid/paladin were using Gheal against level 40 INT caster spells while in normal EQ they would be using that heal against level 50 INT caster spells.

All these factors combine to make a server where every class except hybrids, shaman, and druid were pointless to play



I thought Salty might have been gay till I heard Hughman which made Salty seem like Rocky Balboa in comparison.

looooooooooooooooooooool

[JayDee]

-interupt code was default eqemu
-partial resist was default eqemu
-yeah 300 healing at 40 is OP

It's ok Tarwine

You will still be highly regarded as the new guy who thwomped Crazycloud with bronze armor and black pearl rings.

Most embarrassing moment in 3.0

[Knuckle]

It's ok Tarwine

You will still be highly regarded as the new guy who thwomped Crazycloud with bronze armor and black pearl rings.

Most embarrassing moment in 3.0

tarwine played on 1.0 hes pretty oldschool for garagebox

[Tarwine]

Did 1.0 botb in bronze too, becoming a tradition.

[wehrmacht]

Made a post on the future of Altergate, or basically how to turn the population from 8 to 800:

http://alter-gate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=131

[Jigga]

man you are dillusional as shit

[Bootcamp]

most fearable EVER was any EIU gank squad. You wanted it we had it. go

[wehrmacht]

man you are dillusional as shit

What else would you do with altergate? It's not too good as is and it's really not fixable. It has to be different from P99 red to survive.

[fiegi]

What else would you do with altergate? It's not too good as is and it's really not fixable. It has to be different from P99 red to survive.

flush that piece of shit down the toilet

[Xantille]

flush that piece of shit down the toilet

be nice

but ya, it's sporting a 6 population a t m.

[Jigga]

What else would you do with altergate? It's not too good as is and it's really not fixable. It has to be different from P99 red to survive.

dillusoinal in regards to how to get altergate from 8 to 800. I am wise enough to not even bother clicking the link you provided since i wont read it. Im sure it was a bunch of QQ about channeling and root/mez how it should be team based how vztz sucked and something about heresy

[Salty]

most fearable EVER was any EIU gank squad. You wanted it we had it. go

Any guild Tink is in, does not slay dragons let alone players.



The closest you pals ever get to slaying something is sitting in the adjacent zone camping the druid rings for the people on their way to actually kill something of worth.


Even if a dragon is up for 24+ hours your pals wouldn't take it out.



I'll do Fish Bait again just to strong-arm your faces for the funnies.

[Pudge]

lol. it would be kinda funny to 'bait again

would it be more fun to be in fish bait, or more fun to fight them though? is the question

[Lasher]

can i join fishbait?

[Salty]

can i join fishbait?

What fun would that be for you Mr Lasher?

I'll say no for your own good.

[Lasher]

Always looking out for me. Want to replace Cface as my life coach?

[Salty]

Always looking out for me. Want to replace Cface as my life coach?

No one could replace cface

[Fourthmeal]

I miss cancerface...

[Bootcamp]

Hey Salty do you know if big Tits still plays on some server? also, did you know that Flipmode is the squad?

[Knuckle]

swede spotting.

[Tajin]

I think Freez is the guy who looked kinda nooby and was doing nooby things like sending pet frogs in lguk on me. I asked in vent if anyone knew this guy and they said he was a mild annoyer that i should kill... a few times.

So i did. About 3 times before he started sending me tells qqin.

That Freez?

Who are you!??!.. I've never been slain in Guk, im the top enchanter on vztz ..

[wehrmacht]

Who are you!??!.. I've never been slain in Guk, im the top enchanter on vztz ..

It's boom the wizard, he targets you and presses 1111111, occasionally kills someone AFK.

[fiegi]

Who are you!??!.. I've never been slain in Guk, im the top enchanter on vztz ..

lol @ never slain in guk on freez. I killed you 6 times in a row, 5 geared in 1 day and then Puma decided to ban me on the spot for "bind camping", only to realize later that hes a dipship since you can't bind in lower guk so how can it be bind camping... Probably over 10 times if you count the times i killed you on zzoj or nuerox or finkl.....

Lets keep this thread as truthful as possible in the future please.

however my fav all team freez moment was when titanuk invited him to fear for some pvp then some bluebie pve afterwards. A huge train landed on us at the horseshoe. He was the first one to try and start camping as an enchanter, and then when i cursed him out his excuse was there was just so many mobs (was like 10 mobs) with 10 ppl in the zone. So i ended up just killing him and leaving his corpse there.

[Tajin]

lol @ never slain in guk on freez. I killed you 6 times in a row, 5 geared in 1 day and then Puma decided to ban me on the spot for "bind camping", only to realize later that hes a dipship since you can't bind in lower guk so how can it be bind camping... Probably over 10 times if you count the times i killed you on zzoj or nuerox or finkl.....

Lets keep this thread as truthful as possible in the future please.

however my fav all team freez moment was when titanuk invited him to fear for some pvp then some bluebie pve afterwards. A huge train landed on us at the horseshoe. He was the first one to try and start camping as an enchanter, and then when i cursed him out his excuse was there was just so many mobs (was like 10 mobs) with 10 ppl in the zone. So i ended up just killing him and leaving his corpse there.



U never killed me unless I was on a CR, and u got suspended for it... Im a better chanter and I got more yellow text than u, and I don't even box

[fiegi]

U never killed me unless I was on a CR, and u got suspended for it... Im a better chanter and I got more yellow text than u, and I don't even box

Wrong on all accounts. Couldn't be more wrong actually. The best kill was when you sent a charmed guk ghoul from the king room on zzoj while camping the DE mask, i chased you all the way thru liveside with no faction and finally layed you out at the evil eye with jboot, how you can allow that to happen is beyond me. As for ever being suspended for killing you, nope, was temporarily frozen by puma till he realized your petition was just QQ and the result of you being butthurt since you can't actually bind camp someone in lguk since you can't bind there, fascinating stuff.

As for being a better enchanter....... thats nice, I dont play an enchanter, but im sure I am better at any class in the game then you buddy, as the only kills I saw you get were on newbies lvlin up in guk with a charmed lvl 54+ pet - while taking a crazy amount of YT's.

[Tajin]

whatever helps u sleep at night chief, ive never been slain by you other than while im on CR, no reason to lie...SS or it never happened

[fiegi]

Either this guy is a good troll, or just has a serious case of downs since everyone was pretty much in agreement that he was one of the worst players on the box going - i think ill give him the benefit of the doubt and say hes trolling. at least i hope so for the sake of his loved ones. :D

[Lasher]

I like freez. He did die alot but he got alot of people killed. He did well for basically always being solo. I think he could do well in a good group and if he cared but i think he just didnt so thats why you saw him die so much.

I love you freez

[Tajin]

I like freez. He did die alot but he got alot of people killed. He did well for basically always being solo. I think he could do well in a good group and if he cared but i think he just didnt so thats why you saw him die so much.

I love you freez

Most of my deaths are from mobs... and people killing me while i CR, but i dont remember dying in guk to pvp .. lol ty lasher! i was always solo fighting groups of people and winning, but once red99 comes out ill bring the pain!

[Rushmore]

Don't argue with them they keep pvp journals.

[wehrmacht]

I like freez. He did die alot but he got alot of people killed.

How can you not get kills with a charmed pet that quads for 400 and you can bug them on purpose and get them stuck under the world so people can't even see wtf is hitting them?

[fiegi]

Don't argue with them they keep pvp journals.

why the poke

thought we had turned the corner :(

[JayDee]

I am definitely adopting the chadlek/freeze approach (a naturally more skilled version) if I choose to play on red99.

Playing super defensive and avoiding death at all costs can really detract from the fun sometimes.

[solid]

I didn't really play 3.0, because my rogue would get out dmg'd by warriors, and we weren't allowed to have discs for a long time; but occasionally I'd log on and lay Freez out at the VP ent. He must be trollin' here for e-rep +, because at the time he always seemed pretty cool about getting YT'd.

[Voodoo]

Fiegi probably only legit

[Tajin]

i think i may be the only person on vztz to play solo and not use any form of MQ/showeq anything

[Pudge]

I am definitely adopting the chadlek/freeze approach (a naturally more skilled version) if I choose to play on red99.

Playing super defensive and avoiding death at all costs can really detract from the fun sometimes.

ya i agree, i think as i played over this box i slowly became more conservative, even with portly. i mean in some cases it matters, but most of the time it doesnt

and voodoo i see you finally join us here

[Rushmore]

why the poke

thought we had turned the corner :(

Turned corners? I go out to my mail box every day looking for an invite.

And I was giving you props. You guys don't forget shit!

[Lasher]

There is a lock out

[fiegi]

Turned corners? I go out to my mail box every day looking for an invite.

And I was giving you props. You guys don't forget shit!

Your invite would be coming if it was allowed. Like Lasher said, we are locked out and not allowed to reach out to players not currently under contract.

[Takyn]

Your invite would be coming if it was allowed. Like Lasher said, we are locked out and not allowed to reach out to players not currently under contract.

Nerds

[Knuckle]

Nerds

We need our players to be good role models on and off the field, this domestic abuse issue doesn't look good to the fans, sorry for the application denial.

[Rushmore]

Brews. I am anxiously awaiting a minor league deal.

[lethdar]

Killed freez in permadeath duel on secrets box, as well as raren / all of the other shitty p99 trolls in boyz in tha hood over and over until the server rules were changed to end pvp.

PS heres a fun time thread from the last time we got to play on a server with P99ers http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=19374

[wehrmacht]

Holocaust obviously know their shit about eq pvp, but wow what an obnoxious bunch of faggots they are as well.

lol

[Bootcamp]

HAHAHAHA Oh my god, to whomever made this video - thank you for making me laugh so hard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHHB9jdGN_Y

true master of pvp

[JayDee]

I enjoyed the comment of the one person who took it seriously

"u killed 1 guy..."

[Bootcamp]

Was Smedy :D

[solid]

Best thread from vztz forums: http://emu.pwned.com/showthread.php?9298-Curbstomp-stop-being-a-piece-of-shit

[lethdar]

Freez one upped by the superior charm griefer.

[Tajin]

Killed freez in permadeath duel on secrets box, as well as raren / all of the other shitty p99 trolls in boyz in tha hood over and over until the server rules were changed to end pvp.

PS heres a fun time thread from the last time we got to play on a server with P99ers http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=19374


i died after a gate... was a bug....... we all know u guys are using MQ / showeq so i consider it an unfair fight

[wehrmacht]

Best thread from vztz forums: http://emu.pwned.com/showthread.php?9298-Curbstomp-stop-being-a-piece-of-shit

That was the perfect example of why the server should be no rules

[Chanur]

The IRS. I saw them coming for me and ran to a non extradition zone!

[korian]

imo,

xant,


i never like fighting skunky, f/c, or hpt but whatevers


and smedy of course, he so white.

[SearyxTZ]

95% of this thread is after I quit around june 2008

this real talk is from the PDM-Heresy era (with Pistol Grip Pump, Lucid Vision, Happy Flowers, and some other guilds around)



There wasn't a melee on the server who I really feared. Rexx and Jessie were average at best. Knuckle and Chiron were better. I just never felt like the Heresy melees really came close to ours. You put me Xantille and Bkab against any three of them and we'd wreck their shit every time.

Players I'd watch out for: Kastro, Lasher, Area, Boozer

There was a necro I doubt anyone remembers named Inorcist (sp) who was really good. He played completely solo but would pick off the big dogs on the server. Some of the SZ/PGP guys were surprisingly competent too (the faces, Letsjoe, etc)

[Prince]

having kastro on ur "player's i'd watch out for" list kind of ruins any credit i was giving u

[SearyxTZ]

well BRO the best geared SK in Heresy who can harm touch u is not a matchup I liked, as a monk (though I did kill his ass, to be sure. it was just risky business)



were you even playing at that point Prince? The only ranger running around back then who killed anybody was Clairdelune. I don't remember anybody else. I also don't remember any Paladins or Bards worth a shit during that era either. I guess Haruko since she stomped crappy ol Taenarin in the BOTB

[Castle]

Me in Mistmoore = win.

[Macken]

Reading searyx sizing up 1.0 competition is good stuff.

Jessie was 3x searyx.

searyx couldn't even win vs. int casters in dungeons.

1 vs 1

with 400hp kicks.

While caster afk at Raster.

in lguk.

[SearyxTZ]

magical 400hp kicks and Jessie was 3x me even though the second-string PDM monk ran over her at the monk botb




give that man a prize.

he played an enchanter like a wizard and harbors everquest grudges for years.

I digress: macken is the true all-time legend

[Macken]

Just not enough magic to help you win.

against a wizard.

1 vs 1

in a dungeon.

with 400hp kicks.

While i was afk.

at raster.

[Castle]

Lolz prince posts here lolz...

I remember I roflstomped his SK on this permadeath server.. dude totally ragequit.. ace =)

[fiegi]

sup ace

[HallygukRZ]

Inorcist, wow. Long time. He was also Swiss and started playing on RZ with me. Didnd't know he played on VZ/TZ too.

[fiegi]

I remmeber Inorcist from RZ, mostly ran around with that wizard that was also on euro time...... forget his name

[Macken]

Inorcist, known for two things:

Binding behind zoneout behind King in lguk.

Dieing to Phyre behind zoneout behind King in lguk.

[Knuckle]

Inorcist definitely used macroquest, used to warp around everfrost on early days of vztz 1.0

[Macken]

Inorcist definitely used macroquest, used to warp around everfrost on early days of vztz 1.0

...and highly regarded by searyx.

Pattern forming.

[Nirgon]

Don't think that was the same Inorcist

[Castle]

Due to not receiving high praise from Searyx, I am like leaps and bounds better than 1/10 the server (5 people) on that simple fact alone.

It's like I got 37 cents in the bank and no debt, so I am wealthier than 90% of Americans :cool:

[Buhbuh]

...and highly regarded by searyx.

Pattern forming.

^ Tool.

I can see why people don't enjoy you or the time you take to rationalize your bias toward basically everyone except a small handful of people that you're in good with.

I'm no authority on dying, but you should try jumping in a pool and ignore swimming.

[Bardalicious]

I'm no authority on dying, but you should try jumping in a pool and ignore swimming.

No more ever needs to be said, this pretty much sums up 98% of sentiments held towards him.

[Prince]

well BRO the best geared SK in Heresy who can harm touch u is not a matchup I liked, as a monk (though I did kill his ass, to be sure. it was just risky business)


ya i don't disagree, my point was just that pal though he is, kastro is not one of the first names that comes to mind when i think of the word fearsome. maybe its because his voice sounds like santa claus


were you even playing at that point Prince? The only ranger running around back then who killed anybody was Clairdelune. I don't remember anybody else. I also don't remember any Paladins or Bards worth a shit during that era either. I guess Haruko since she stomped crappy ol Taenarin in the BOTB

ya, i started playing a lil bit before the tzt explosion. that was (one of) my fuckbitchesgetmoney-dont-give-a-fuck phase(s); it consisted mostly of training people in guk and less so of actual pvp. prince ranger came later.

[Buhbuh]

Who were you before Prince?

Did you "Game. Blouses," bitches?

[Macken]

Due to not receiving high praise from Searyx, I am like leaps and bounds better than 1/10 the server (5 people) on that simple fact alone.

It's like I got 37 cents in the bank and no debt, so I am wealthier than 90% of Americans :cool:

well said.


also, buhbuh is just another monk in a long line of monks that die to my int casters, when they shouldn't drop below 75%.

Play better all ye monks.

[Prince]

Who were you before Prince?

Did you "Game. Blouses," bitches?

Polk, mostly

and

?????

[Buhbuh]

Polk, mostly

and

?????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaKHR6oe52Q

Come on, pal!

[Prince]

cant watch youtube or macbook with broken fan overheats sry

[Macken]

... your bias toward basically everyone except a small handful of people that you're in good with.


I am an equal opportunity make-fun-ofer.

I make fun of as many people as ask for it.

If i have not made fun of you, it is only because someone else deserved it more at the time. I have not sensed being in good with anyone, which is often the case when you make fun of alot of people.

It's lonely at the top. But, after 10 years, i have become accustomed to it.

[SearyxTZ]

have u also become accustomed to being fat and having no friends

[Knuckle]

^ Tool.

I can see why people don't enjoy you or the time you take to rationalize your bias toward basically everyone except a small handful of people that you're in good with.

I'm no authority on dying, but you should try jumping in a pool and ignore swimming.

you gonna pvp?

[Macken]

You don't need friends when you can punch in the face like this....



















































http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5393/eq000018.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/163/eq000018.png/)

[Buhbuh]

My computer overheats, brew. I'll give it a shot in the Fall, I think.

I tend to think people who are considered bad ass in this game are almost always found to be that because of a general consensus-- even the infamous douchebags. That isn't you, Macken.

I don't even remember what class you were.

[Macken]

You know me, i was a ranger.

[naez]

SZ bred heroes bro. He is an hero

[Buhbuh]

I thought ENC, but I think we may have fought in DL one time right before the server was wiped for the second time.

I remember Phyre more! But if I'm being honest, I thought Area and Nova were better at it. Perhaps not at playing RNG, but, then again, they never had rangers.

[Macken]

I'm tellin' you, i slay in waves. You probably don't remember 'cause you got knocked the F*$# out!

[naez]

Hail Macken, Slayer of Noots, Grand Vizier, Double Agent of King Damiax

[Prince]

area was confirmed eh

[SearyxTZ]

Macken slayed my old-world monk once on a server where root never gets resisted and nukes always land full

I killed his toons more times than I cared to count with kicks to his fat cheeto-stuffed face. And since I did not even take note of his name, he was nobody important. Rexx was at least that.

Later I banned him for bind camping and MQ'ing his way to failure



and that's all she wrote till u make a char on this new box, big boy :cool:

[fiegi]

I love this rivalry. It's the gift that keeps on giving

[Prince]

idk if rivalry is the right word t b h

[Knuckle]

idk if rivalry is the right word t b h

???

log in play

[Prince]

not interested in spending (any) time leveling up etc only to have all work disappear a week from now when someone calls secrets a mean name and he-she responds by deleting server

[Prince]

hoot hoot i am owl

[Knuckle]

level thirty /played 5 hrs

[Knuckle]

jk 12 hrs played

[Prince]

thats 12 hrs that could be better spent napping or looking at jailbaitgallery.com i m o

[Bardalicious]

not interested in spending (any) time leveling up etc only to have all work disappear a week from now when someone calls secrets a mean name and he-she responds by deleting server

u r owl hoot hoot

u also sound like this guy who has "no time to invest in playing here" but has time to come troll ooc constantly:

http://i56.tinypic.com/4uw22s.jpg

[Macken]

Hail and well met Naez.

[Prince]

p well said i m o

[Prince]

by meta, that is

[naez]

prince called me in for blackup?>>

=3

[naez]

POLK: need blackup
POLK: ya
wut: u dug ur grave bub
POLK: ?>
POLK: fuk u
POLK: ur confirmed abandoner
POLK: see if i ever black u up agani
POLK: ahaha
POLK: the other day
POLK: at work
POLK: shouted at my coworked
POLK: NEED BLACKUP
POLK: was lol
"POLK (surfslc52)" signed off at Tue Jul 12 18:29:07 2011.
wut: ok blacked u up
"POLK (surfslc52)" signed on at Tue Jul 12 18:31:13 2011.
POLK: linkk
POLK: man u so dum
POLK: abandoner + traitor
POLK: abandoner i expect
POLK: but traitor ????
POLK: next up gonna find out ur snitchin
POLK: stop snitchin
"POLK (surfslc52)" signed off at Tue Jul 12 18:38:16 2011.
wut: HUH

[Macken]

Anatomy of a Confession.

On this weeks topic we will go between the lines to understand what the writer is unwittingly revealing to his audience.

First, excuses and fabrications followed by wild unsubstantiated claims. The last sentence is where he lets it slip out.

The sentence in bold reads between the lines. "I don't know the difference between bind camping and corpse camping a bind-rusher, so I'll just call it bind camping and i'll throw in a MQ accusation for good measure, again without proof. And later I'll pledge that pvp rules on a pvp server is great policy even when applied spottily by gms who don't know the difference and generally know less about pvp than the players."

Macken slayed my old-world monk once on a server where root never gets resisted and nukes always land full

I killed his toons more times than I cared to count with kicks to his fat cheeto-stuffed face. And since I did not even take note of his name, he was nobody important. Rexx was at least that.

Later I banned him for bind camping and MQ'ing his way to failure




Tune in next time on Anatomy of a Confession when we disect what it means when you post shirtless pictures of yourself on a forum populated by 99.8% men.

[Prince]

http://0.tqn.com/d/tattoo/1/0/-/s/1/hctat43.jpg

[naez]

99.8% men + beef curtains


related story, beef curtains got real upset when Sarai/Ayanae was in vent and told us the story about how some skank ho bled all over his sheets so he made her clean them in his sink

[Bardalicious]

u sound p butthurt like a tru hax0r caught ridin' dirty

[SearyxTZ]

Tune in next time on Anatomy of a Confession when we disect what it means when you post shirtless pictures of yourself on a forum populated by 99.8% men.

The 0.2% like me better and token members of the 99.8% are so trolled by it that they're still griping 3 years later? :cool:



It's tough being fat, I know bro

crawling in ur skin for wounds that will not heal =[

[Macken]

If you can't kill 'em, ban em.

[eastadam55]

Anatomy of a Confession.

On this weeks topic we will go between the lines to understand what the writer is unwittingly revealing to his audience.

First, excuses and fabrications followed by wild unsubstantiated claims. The last sentence is where he lets it slip out.

The sentence in bold reads between the lines. "I don't know the difference between bind camping and corpse camping a bind-rusher, so I'll just call it bind camping and i'll throw in a MQ accusation for good measure, again without proof. And later I'll pledge that pvp rules on a pvp server is great policy even when applied spottily by gms who don't know the difference and generally know less about pvp than the players."




Tune in next time on Anatomy of a Confession when we disect what it means when you post shirtless pictures of yourself on a forum populated by 99.8% men.

:D

[Bardalicious]

That's some serious craftsman skill pal!

[Macken]

adam and eve not adam and steve.

[Bardalicious]

To have things like recharging items and raining zone lines possible, but then ban people for doing it, is like putting steak in front of your dog and banning him from your property when he tries to eat it.


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