Official CDC info on the coming Zombie Apocalypse

[Hasbinbad]

I know most of you have seen this, but just in case:

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies.asp

[naez]

Please lets be realistic in apocalyptic scenarios

[mimixownzall]

I would believe in something more like the crazies movie.

The Walking Dead is retarded... "Man, these undead that cant even negotiate a door somehow destroyed an army of tanks/heavy armor!"

I could see an epidemic that caused people to go feral or completely mad.

[Skope]

your sig reminds me of

http://www.theonion.com/video/new-antismoking-ads-warn-teens-its-gay-to-smoke,14373/

[Massive Marc]

I received a email recently with a evacuation plan for Florida university in case of a zombie outbreak.


http://www.pdfdetective.com/pdf/zombie-attack-disaster-preparedness-simulation-exercise-5-dr5-226211.html

[Ihealyou]

This is precisely the reason why we need to fight the gradual weakening of the second amendment by big government.

[xshayla701]

your sig reminds me of

http://www.theonion.com/video/new-antismoking-ads-warn-teens-its-gay-to-smoke,14373/

LOL WTF hahahahaha

[naez]

This is precisely the reason why we need to fight the gradual weakening of the second amendment by big government.

throughout history only slaves have been disarmed

[Daywolf]

Water (1 gallon per person per day)
Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

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hmmm.... their list is missing a few things.


Guns (Aim for the head with 12ga, 357 mag, .308 sniper, flamethrower etc never too many guns)

Ammo (Ample supply for each firearm i.e. 12ga shells, grenades for launchers, mortar rounds etc.)

Explosives (Real stopping power. Dynamite, Nitroglycerin, C4, explosive rockets etc)

Incendiary items (For perimeter defense and disposing of zombie remains. gasoline, napalm, charcoal, zippo lighters)

Night vision equipment (used for nighttime defense. Goggles, scope mounts, remote cameras, RC controlled mobile devices for mounts etc.)

And Women (don't forget to bring women, so the earth can be repopulated again.)


There, that's an improvement. Typical CDC cant do anything right :P