May 21st 2011- THE END?

[Yiblaan]

So I've been hearing that this old 89 year old in California is saying that the world will end this saturday

At precisely 6pm(dunno what time zone) a Huge earthquake will ravage the world and god will take the faithful up?

Agree or Disagree?

Who's ganna be on p99 when we get sucked in by the earth? Me!

[baigorn]

Is this 6PM CST or what? I need to be prepped and drunk!

[Rogean]

Let's all commit suicide before god has a chance to slay us.

WHO'S WITH ME?!

[Yiblaan]

Let's all commit suicide before god has a chance to slay us.

WHO'S WITH ME?!

^ Make everyone on p99 Red named* tomorrow obv

[naez]

I will probably spend the end of the world playing LoL and trolling forums while getting my cat high and maybe hit one of my friends up for the party.

http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/0/0e/Forever_Alone.png

[baigorn]

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2011/05/19/JudgmentDayBillboard_620x350.jpg

http://media.wwd.com/images/processed/wwd/2009/03/12/portrait/02-tout/zimmer.jpg
This guy does too, I hear.

[naez]

If I miss the rapture can I still go 2 heaven?

[naez]

Only 200 million people (3%) will be raptured apparently.

Camping previously claimed that the world would end in September 1994.


According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
(5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.




Yea I don't see it sry...

[baigorn]

Only 200 million people (3%) will be raptured apparently.

Camping previously claimed that the world would end in September 1994.


According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
(5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.




Yea I don't see it sry...


Thats trying wayyyyyyy to hard to find a connection between two things. Its like that South Park where Cartman links Kyle to 9/11 based on his spelling test score, except that in that case it was much more funny. This is just stupid.


Let's all commit suicide before god has a chance to slay us.

WHO'S WITH ME?!

I'll jump off Kelethan if anybody wants to join me, stairs IRL are way to hard and my building doesn't have an elevator.

[Rogean]

Maybe it will be the beginning of World War 3... o.O

[Yiblaan]

Only 200 million people (3%) will be raptured apparently.

Camping previously claimed that the world would end in September 1994.


According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
(5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.




Yea I don't see it sry...

Gatta carry over the 7, and divide by 0!!!

[baigorn]

Gatta carry over the 7, and divide by 0!!!

Divide by 0!? Now you fucking did it, the end is coming.

[Rogean]

The script already started. Check Albert Pike's 3 world war predictions in like 1871.

That made my brain hurt.

Atheism isn't going anywhere imo though.

[Lorastine]

Have YOU heard the awesome news?
http://i.imgur.com/QFm2o.jpg

.... The bible gurantees it.

[baigorn]

Pfft welcome to page one without oversized images! :P

[naez]

wtb overflow:scroll

[Asinine]

This is a bunch of non sense obviously

[deathgirl]

Let's all commit suicide before god has a chance to slay us.

WHO'S WITH ME?!

ME

my laptop aka only computer aka life support just died. my innernette sucks balls anyway and I have no friends so should I wait 2 watch it all go down or just end it now?????

[Ennoia]

People take stuff way too fucking literally. Is something gonna happen? Maybe...but it's not end of the world everyone dies kinda stuff. Anyone who doesn't have their head up their ass knows that the Bible is a big book of metaphors. If people could really predict the future, don't you think they woulda skipped over dial-up internet and went straight to broadband?

[Trapp]

The timezones make me wonder... Maybe it's over a course of time, in which case I will die in 3 hours from now, and you Americanos should already be dead...!

I'm heading to SF island to check as of right now :p

[Ihealyou]

Anyone want to go looting with me?

[Eldaran]

Burnin and Lootin - Bob Marley (http://youtu.be/rk1-66aMXKs)

[Ihealyou]

https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121968371215699

[Knuckle]

^ Make everyone on p99 Red named* tomorrow obv

Rogean that is such an awesome idea you should take this seriously. OMG Gradner 48 rape druid time so much yellow text.

[Boggwin Bramblefoot]

I am a Christian and I think this guy is a kook. With all of his calculations and so forth he missed one BIG thing. Matthew 24:36 reads...

"However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows.

So unless this guy is now claiming he is God, he would have no idea when this will happen. Maybe he should have read the book. It would have saved him a lot of trouble with his math problem.

[baalzy]

Ahh, religion.

"Well, why didn't Jesus tell us this would happen?"

"Part of Gods plan..."

"But couldn't he have hinted?"

"Gods plan"

"But what about"

"GODS PLAN!"

[Massive Marc]

I can't wait to read about all the mass suicides with koolaid.

[guineapig]

It's a shame it won't happen. The world would probably be better off with these people being rapture'd away.

[xshayla701]

uuur is def not ascending cause he's too gay like

[Ihealyou]

omg you called me gay like instead of gay <3<3<3<3

[Gilles]

The rapture was supposed to happen 12:00am May 21, 2011 Jerusalem time. So either we all were not pure enough to go to some magical fairytale land or he was wrong.


Edit: Actually according to this website (http://www.wecantknow.com/) we have a little longer.