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Gravydoo II
12-19-2020, 12:15 PM
World peace and 400lbs of spaghetti with four cheese meat sauce would be nice but lets get more tangible.

I want a new drill press.
New gear for my cleric.

How about you?

Nocht
12-19-2020, 12:20 PM
I would like you to stop making threads.

BarnabusCollins
12-19-2020, 12:24 PM
I want man to shove his and her holidays right up their asses.

GinnasP99
12-19-2020, 12:24 PM
So far I've got myself a new skateboard setup, new shoes, some clothes/socks/etc. I'm thinking about a new pocket knife and possibly a new wallet.

BiG SiP
12-19-2020, 01:01 PM
imagine not buying yourself what you want for Christmas 🎄

Evia
12-19-2020, 01:24 PM
I'd like a PS5, and I even got my wife to sign off on the idea, but I can't find one available for retail price anywhere.

DoodyLich666
12-19-2020, 02:25 PM
I want the cosmic wolf to swallow the sun, bringing about Fimbulwinter.

Tunabros
12-19-2020, 03:16 PM
I want a neato item in project 1999: classic everquest

magnetaress
12-19-2020, 03:45 PM
Nothing, I wish god would take my hand and help me help my family, but he just wants to make this shit worse.

Red99 Kunark RP Orange box teams pro would be nice.

Thulian
12-19-2020, 04:32 PM
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14681-Broken-Wing-Ln-West-Palm-Beach-FL-33418/162022095_zpid/?

i want that

or

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14844-Black-Bear-Rd-West-Palm-Beach-FL-33418/46488921_zpid/?

i can afford them, but im not paying 1m for a 600k house

loramin
12-19-2020, 05:09 PM
I want a neato item in project 1999: classic everquest

Fame
12-19-2020, 06:39 PM
I would like a red server information announcement, not the actual launch but just some legit info from staff on what to expect and when.

Would also like to bless Elon Musk and his starlink program with a speedy beta phase and consumer phase startup next spring. For people like me it is going to be amazing.

HalflingSpergand
12-19-2020, 06:50 PM
Mmorr gay pornos for rural outdoors type homos

Jibartik
12-19-2020, 07:37 PM
Martial law.

edit: yay i got it!

BarnabusCollins
12-19-2020, 07:43 PM
Red+Green=

Yellow99: Full item loot pvp server - any and all droppable gearslot items on you are lootable by your killers and all currency on you. Yellow99 should stop at Kunark, no epics, no ToV, and MR/CR/FR/DR/PR capped at 150. Nerf pets and give necroes a 50% exp penalty. No bonus xp in Yellow99, in fact, exp is halved for all and grouping 2 to 6 makes 0 bonus..

Thulian
12-19-2020, 07:49 PM
New red server, just dont have any time to play

imperiouskitten
12-19-2020, 08:20 PM
what do you get for the girl who has everything?

good sex I hope :p

Thulian
12-19-2020, 08:30 PM
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18105-Long-Lake-Dr-Boca-Raton-FL-33496/46630388_zpid/

i have a bid on this one but far below contingent offer because it has a roof leak

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18760-Long-Lake-Dr-Boca-Raton-FL-33496/46630423_zpid/

wish i had the cash for this one

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18283-Daybreak-Dr-Boca-Raton-FL-33496/46630462_zpid/

Gravydoo II
12-19-2020, 09:02 PM
These are always fun to check out.
https://www.usmarshals.gov/assets/sales.htm

Shourty
12-19-2020, 10:01 PM
It aint nuthen but a thang.

kjs86z
12-19-2020, 10:03 PM
right here:

https://youtu.be/sXw0X0R6pBk

Bearsnowls
12-19-2020, 11:56 PM
To be pain free and not sick. This surgery I’m recovering from is one of the hardest things I’ve had to do. Maybe that and and an apple pie.

imperiouskitten
12-20-2020, 01:15 AM
To be pain free and not sick. This surgery I’m recovering from is one of the hardest things I’ve had to do. Maybe that and and an apple pie.

Ohh I hadn't made the connection on username. Is it that surgery? Either way, best of luck on recovery. If you start getting that immobility cabin fever remember it WILL definitely pass, don't get bitter and wig out like I used to, lol.

alexdoofaz
12-20-2020, 02:28 AM
For low level mobs and mobs that classically never have casted gate to stop casting gate...

BarnabusCollins
12-20-2020, 06:21 AM
Yahoo "Inside the Endlessly Bizarre Aftermath of Brittany Murphy's Sudden Death"

1. Yahoo knows Hillary Clinton had Brittany and her husband murdered for testimony she was about to give in court against Hillary.

2. All I want for Christmas is for them to suffer Hell. (all liars will have their part)

3. God Almighty can will it - Inside the Endlessly Bizarre Aftermath of the Hell Awaiting Them

Hillary: You're going where I am. It's a very bad place to be thrown into.
Yahoo and all you that call yourselves Jews but are of the temple of man, come with us.
You that did 9/11 - we're not done with you yet (we haven't even begun)
Israel: I warned you thou shalt not kill - come with us.
Trump: You ordered a murder. Come with us.

All willed.

Bearsnowls
12-20-2020, 07:22 AM
Ohh I hadn't made the connection on username. Is it that surgery? Either way, best of luck on recovery. If you start getting that immobility cabin fever remember it WILL definitely pass, don't get bitter and wig out like I used to, lol.

Yep.. it’s that one. Hardest thing I’ve ever done. Thank you for the advice.

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 09:31 AM
Off comes the penis?

Evia
12-20-2020, 11:39 AM
Off comes the penis?

Bearsnowls
12-20-2020, 12:44 PM
Yes

Cecily
12-20-2020, 12:55 PM
Congrats! Good luck with your recovery. That's gotta suck.

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 01:01 PM
we should not encourage self mutilation
the pain you’ve brought upon yourself could have been easily avoided by not chopping your dick off

https://i.imgur.com/iTIZt5I.gif

Bearsnowls
12-20-2020, 01:04 PM
Yep, heh. If I recover from this it will be worth it. Every boyfriend I’ve ever had called me and said NOOOOOOO DONT DO IT!

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 01:07 PM
uh, right
good luck with that

Cassawary
12-20-2020, 01:11 PM
Relax lulz, there's plenty of fish in the sea.

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 01:12 PM
https://i.imgur.com/nGs9CZw.gif

Cassawary
12-20-2020, 01:16 PM
Technique needs improvement but you've got the general mechanic, good lipwork.

Bearsnowls
12-20-2020, 01:52 PM
XD ty lulz

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 04:10 PM
https://i.imgur.com/r5pUmpD.mp4

Gwaihir
12-20-2020, 04:15 PM
Even the eunuch who doesn’t break the Law with his hands and doesn’t think evil thoughts against the Lord will receive a precious gift for his fidelity and a special place in the Lord’s temple.
Wisdom of Solomon 3:14 CEB

https://bible.com/bible/37/wis.3.14.CEB

magnetaress
12-20-2020, 04:17 PM
https://i.imgur.com/r5pUmpD.mp4

Imagine having to use dirty public bathroom labeled for plebes.

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 04:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/y76UUtC.jpg

Gravydoo II
12-20-2020, 04:21 PM
Imagine worrying about a penis thats not yours.

Bearsnowls
12-20-2020, 04:21 PM
I’ll be sure to video it for you hehe

magnetaress
12-20-2020, 04:22 PM
Imagine having to use filthy public office cubicle farm bathroom labeled for plebes.

https://i.imgur.com/nBcmJXi.gif

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 04:27 PM
mentally ill poster announces on an elf forum, christmas wish to not be in pain
could have had christmas wish by simply NOT having it's own dick cut off
(/shouts WUTANG!!!!!)

not sure why we're celebrating/defending mental illness
calling a spade a spade here is all

Cecily
12-20-2020, 04:52 PM
Go sip your $30 coffee like a perfectly sane person then.

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 05:00 PM
im sorry dude but self mutilation is not mentally sound behavior
don't they teach you this in nursing school?

hobart
12-20-2020, 05:12 PM
imagine not buying yourself what you want for Christmas 🎄

Imagine being so lonely you have to buy yourself Christmas presents. Maybe try spending less time here and more with real people?

Oh, and while you're out there, try not to act like yourself. That will help a lot.

magnetaress
12-20-2020, 05:13 PM
im sorry dude but self mutilation is not mentally sound behavior
don't they teach you this in nursing school?

I'm no expert... (tbqvfhaf)

They actchually teach the opposite in (most) nursing schools?, I think. God bless :D

It's not good to hurt urself tho. Got to do our best )

Thulian
12-20-2020, 05:18 PM
Yahoo "Inside the Endlessly Bizarre Aftermath of Brittany Murphy's Sudden Death"

1. Yahoo knows Hillary Clinton had Brittany and her husband murdered for testimony she was about to give in court against Hillary.

2. All I want for Christmas is for them to suffer Hell. (all liars will have their part)

3. God Almighty can will it - Inside the Endlessly Bizarre Aftermath of the Hell Awaiting Them

Hillary: You're going where I am. It's a very bad place to be thrown into.
Yahoo and all you that call yourselves Jews but are of the temple of man, come with us.
You that did 9/11 - we're not done with you yet (we haven't even begun)
Israel: I warned you thou shalt not kill - come with us.
Trump: You ordered a murder. Come with us.

All willed.

Post some evidence or all this is just fake news

Yep, heh. If I recover from this it will be worth it. Every GAY boyfriend I’ve ever had called me and said NOOOOOOO DONT DO IT!

They wanted the cock, dont expect phonecalls now

Imagine having to use dirty public bathroom labeled for plebes.

Some people go out

mentally ill poster announces on an elf forum, christmas wish to not be in pain
could have had christmas wish by simply NOT having it's own dick cut off
(/shouts WUTANG!!!!!)

not sure why we're celebrating/defending mental illness
calling a spade a spade here is all

Most likely just lying for attention

im sorry dude but self mutilation is not mentally sound behavior
don't they teach you this in nursing school?

He isnt going to nursing school.

Bearsnowls
12-20-2020, 05:20 PM
Eh you’re right Lulz. I don’t post here hardly at all, mostly just wanted to see how everyone is doing. If I came across as attention seeky, that wasn’t my intent. Hope you’re doing well. As for the mental illness thing, you guys can argue that down below. I don’t consider myself being mentally ill, I’ve never taken medicine or drugs. I’m sure I’ll be happy once the pain goes away.

Much love.

Thulian
12-20-2020, 05:21 PM
dont post at all, replies instantly on fresh account

pretends to chop off dick and taps submit please be my frienD!

Cecily
12-20-2020, 05:32 PM
Why you no bring home A?

https://i.imgur.com/JE7NMRB.png

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 05:34 PM
Imagine being so lonely you have to buy yourself Christmas presents. Maybe try spending less time here and more with real people?

https://i.imgur.com/EAmH6lm.jpg

Oh, and while you're out there, try not to act like yourself. That will help a lot.

imagine white knighting a mentally ill person seeking internet elf validation for cutting off its reproduction organ and hoping the self inflicted pain goes away

Cecily
12-20-2020, 05:39 PM
Technically, it's inflicted by someone else. DIY surgery is almost always a bad idea.

magnetaress
12-20-2020, 05:42 PM
ROFL

ALso this thread is most attention BiG SiP has gotten from someone other than (me) in weeeks.

Lovv u all <3 be safe and warm this xmas

also nice job on grade Cecily !

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 05:42 PM
the decision it made caused the self inflicted pain
maybe if you were an A student, you'd have inferred the above from my previous comment
better luck next semester

alexdoofaz
12-20-2020, 05:52 PM
Why do you even care what someone else does to their body?

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 05:58 PM
when did i say i care

hobart
12-20-2020, 06:12 PM
imagine white knighting a mentally ill person seeking internet elf validation for cutting off its reproduction organ and hoping the self inflicted pain goes away

Imagine imagining. My reply had nothing to do with anything you posted between the post I quoted and my actual reply.

Do yourself a favor. You can post a few more memes, but consider the advice from your better and see if you might be able to make a few changes in your life in 2021.

Buying my 13-year old daughter a piano this year and was looking for one more gift. Going to pick up a Switch and a few games. Good call.

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 06:14 PM
tell me what words hurt you

alexdoofaz
12-20-2020, 06:15 PM
when did i say i care

Lol ok so you don’t care? I guess you just enjoy trying to make somebody feel bad about themself.

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 06:16 PM
what specific words hurt your feelings?
do tell

alexdoofaz
12-20-2020, 06:16 PM
I’m not hurt I’m just saying you’re coming across like a real jerk. If you don’t care maybe you shouldn’t act like you do by insulting strangers on the internet.

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 06:18 PM
hey guys feel sorry for me because i CHOSE TO get my dick cut off
OK

Bearsnowls
12-20-2020, 06:23 PM
So who has a character on green? Seems pretty cool
So far.

Cassawary
12-20-2020, 06:55 PM
Lulz don't you have a coke problem?

addiction is a mental illness too

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 07:05 PM
ive been sober for a few years now anon poster
thank you for your concern

Cassawary
12-20-2020, 07:07 PM
ive been sober for a years now anon poster
thank you for your concern

no such thing as sober. addiction is for life.

my good chum

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 07:10 PM
i beg to differ anon
cutting your dick off is for life

Cassawary
12-20-2020, 07:12 PM
i beg to differ anon
cutting your dick off is for life

don't beg me, beg the lamb.

:cool:

imperiouskitten
12-20-2020, 08:55 PM
harassing someone (pretty passing chick, not mental illness lol) who just had the surgery of their life. kawaii. breh really is so triggered he seems like he's on that rock. i like a cute fem penis too but dam.

congratulations btw! huge step forward :)

imperiouskitten
12-20-2020, 09:00 PM
"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake." (Matthew 19:3–12)

Gravydoo II
12-20-2020, 10:29 PM
harassing someone (pretty passing chick, not mental illness lol) who just had the surgery of their life. kawaii. breh really is so triggered he seems like he's on that rock. i like a cute fem penis too but dam.

congratulations btw! huge step forward :)

$20 says they got some stuff to hide in their browser history.

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 10:38 PM
im not going to congratulate (nor encourage) someone for cutting off their genitals
there is no scenario where this is normal
stating the obvious is not harassment

imperiouskitten
12-20-2020, 10:41 PM
im not going to congratulate (nor encourage) someone for cutting off their genitals
there is no scenario where this is normal
stating the obvious is not harassment

"Normal", huh? lol

Getting triggered and posting twenty nasty argumentative posts to a person who just had major surgery which is clearly beneficial in their case is not merely "stating the obvious", to state the obvious. Nor is it "normal". I think it's this striving for the "normal" that is the key bit of this post. I am really, honestly sorry about that loneliness, autismo, but it might be your rigid interpretation of categories (autism), unfunny obsession with teen meme culture as a 40 year old (autism), viciousness, impaired IQ, lack of attention to appearance, etc which is to blame for your social problems. You should not take out your suffering on others.

Yes, we are "not normal" like you but enjoy love in our lives. It's not that you're "not normal" that is to blame for your rejection. It's that you're a mean, unhumble person on top of being a complete cringer. Just remove the shitty part of one's personality and you can be very happy living as something other than average. Try seeking forgiveness some time for your embarrassing outbursts, instead of constructing an ever larger tower of delusion to justify them. Very freeing. You can even get to the point where you don't stew in your past embarrassments and humiliations at all if you evolve beyond your self of 10, 20 years ago. Much happier.

PS there is nothing "normal" about you enjoying the fruits of White society instead of hunting large rats in some swamp. This is very unnatural, but allowed by kindness and the material surplus and stable culture we (the people to whom bearsnowls and I are related and you are not.) have generated. Much like the space for cyborg wives was carved out of nature's entropy. Think on it.

PPS hormones are more "disfiguring" than the surgery, ur just obsessed about dicks because they're a discrete category-defining object your spectrum disorder can latch onto

Gravydoo II
12-20-2020, 11:04 PM
im not going to congratulate (nor encourage) someone for cutting off their genitals
there is no scenario where this is normal
stating the obvious is not harassment

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/homophobes-might-be-hidden-homosexuals/

Whats with the constant focus on the pp?? Like, not even your own pp. Why are you so worried about them....??? I'm serious. Why are you so worried about it? Why have you put this much thought into it?? You spend an inordinate amount of time talking about her genitals. Like, a lot. Every post, its about her stuff.

Listen, nobody was upset with Big Lenny when he came out and said "I just love transsexuals. I dont know why I just do.".

Sometimes I worry about my pp when im working near machines that are belt driven. Thats it. Ive NEVER worried about another dick in my life. Its just none of my business.

I think you do it as an excuse to think about it. Like those child porn/pedo hunters that will go very far into pedo rings but NEVER call police. They just "investigate" and "gather evidence" and make sure to tell everyone as loud as they can how disgusted they are by it and how much they hate it, thats why they "fight" it. Cept they never call authorities or file police reports after all that time spent "researching".

Gravydoo II
12-20-2020, 11:05 PM
Lets get back to presents, please. Leave it alone.

What do you want from santa?

imperiouskitten
12-20-2020, 11:11 PM
I want a bunch of makeup! Maybe a sephora gift card? :p

also i want these (https://ross-snow.com/collections/sale/products/elena-weatherproof-espresso-over-the-knee-leather-boot)

Gravydoo II
12-20-2020, 11:36 PM
If you skin me some leather couches ill make you a pair.

imperiouskitten
12-20-2020, 11:37 PM
If you skin me some leather couches ill make you a pair.

can you really? :O

BiG SiP
12-20-2020, 11:40 PM
your quote of a blocked poster addressed me so i responded
you know, forum discourse
hope this helps ;)

magnetaress
12-20-2020, 11:44 PM
Don't pick on BiG SiP for being who he is. He really can't help it.

I'm serious.

I was gonna dig in here, but didn't want to engage in more mental abuse of p99 forum questers, they're entitled to their crazy, sometimes the best thing to do is give space.

Gravydoo II
12-21-2020, 12:01 AM
They are out of my skill range at the moment but man can do what man has done.

GinnasP99
12-21-2020, 12:41 AM
Life hack. When big sip posts 3 lines, and then you respond with a 10+ line wall of text, you lose.

BiG SiP
12-21-2020, 12:44 AM
https://i.imgur.com/te7dizp.jpg

Cassawary
12-21-2020, 12:52 AM
https://i.imgur.com/te7dizp.jpg

Phobias are diagnosable mental disorders.

imperiouskitten
12-21-2020, 01:00 AM
Life hack. When big sip posts 3 lines, and then you respond with a 10+ line wall of text, you lose.

I posted for the girl who got attacked with gross shit's sake, not lulz's. thank u for u're empathy big genius.

I'm not in it for forum kill points anymore. Altho his response that it was "for discourse" would imply a dunk :) I have the poor autistic's number

Gravydoo II
12-21-2020, 01:03 AM
Kinda shows the limits of the mind when you think >200 words is a "wall".

DoodyLich666
12-21-2020, 01:18 AM
Did lulz go even harder with the forum memeing when he was buying eight balls?

BiG SiP
12-21-2020, 09:14 AM
https://i.imgur.com/DIeYe65_d.webp?maxwidth=728&fidelity=grand

magnetaress
12-21-2020, 09:53 AM
Did lulz go even harder with the forum memeing when he was buying eight balls?

He did (used to meme harder or better, idk why). I don't want him to self harm again tho. Everquest is serious enough. Let's try to be supportive instead of brutal and savage?

BiG SiP
12-21-2020, 06:31 PM
https://i.imgur.com/M64ZNBI.gif

Shourty
12-21-2020, 07:27 PM
I've decided I want chocolate cheese cake as well. Can I have that too?

Thulian
12-21-2020, 08:40 PM
i hit the bakery yesterday and got a slice of 5 diff cakes, i havent had desserts since last christmas, going to have just 1 bite per day for next 2 weeks

Jibartik
12-21-2020, 08:40 PM
https://i.imgur.com/DIeYe65_d.webp?maxwidth=728&fidelity=grand

Im gonna frame this one and send em out as christmas gifts

imperiouskitten
12-21-2020, 09:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/DIeYe65_d.webp?maxwidth=728&fidelity=grand

These was me at 12, except little did I know I actually was a rly rly cute boy who didnt rly need to hide identity except for my partners' legal safety :p

Bearsnowls
12-21-2020, 09:20 PM
I really like the the “how the fuck did you get in my house” comic from awhile back haha.

Jibartik
12-21-2020, 09:23 PM
I really like the the “how the fuck did you get in my house” comic from awhile back haha.

help lulzywan kenobi i forget :(

Bearsnowls
12-21-2020, 09:30 PM
It’s some dumb comic someone photoshopped over. It’s fantastic haha.

Cecily
12-21-2020, 11:29 PM
https://i.imgur.com/PgazrGe.jpg

BiG SiP
12-22-2020, 12:19 AM
how the fuck did you get into my thread

Bearsnowls
12-22-2020, 01:23 AM
yassss haha

magnetaress
12-22-2020, 03:49 AM
Technically you got into Gravydoo IIs thread.

Kich867
12-22-2020, 10:03 AM
Getting a super dope chef knife and a magnetic holder so I don't have to fuck around with a knife block while I'm cooking.

kjs86z
12-22-2020, 10:45 AM
I might get myself a Christmas gift this year.

Local dealer has a (soon to be leftover) 2020 GMC AT4. Pretty sure if I walk in there a couple days before New Year's I'll get a smoking deal. 65k MSRP I'll probably get it out the door for 50k

Trying to decide if I like the white or not, though.

Whatdyall think?

https://i.imgur.com/nC7BUWY.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/e38ynye.jpg

magnetaress
12-22-2020, 10:59 AM
I might get myself a Christmas gift this year.

Local dealer has a (soon to be leftover) 2020 GMC AT4. Pretty sure if I walk in there a couple days before New Year's I'll get a smoking deal. 65k MSRP I'll probably get it out the door for 50k

Trying to decide if I like the white or not, though.

Whatdyall think?

https://i.imgur.com/nC7BUWY.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/e38ynye.jpg

Looks nice. Worth more than my entire house :D :cool:

HalflingSpergand
12-22-2020, 10:59 AM
Cummins 5.9 or powerstroke 7.3 personally

kjs86z
12-22-2020, 11:12 AM
Cummins 5.9 or powerstroke 7.3 personally

Not towing anything that heavy.

6.2L all I need.

HalflingSpergand
12-22-2020, 11:25 AM
Rescale value, fuel mileage, longevity, beating tthe jew

Also long bed

Jibartik
12-22-2020, 12:20 PM
Depends where you live on the white truck.

I prefer blue trucks in rural states, and white ones in urban states.

For no other reason than I think aesthetically they look better in those environments

Dodge trucks for the desert and mountains.

Gravydoo II
12-22-2020, 12:49 PM
I cant believe pickup trucks are 65k.... What happened to us? lol

Oh and I want a scroll saw.

Bearsnowls
12-22-2020, 12:51 PM
When I pay off my GTI, which is soon, I want like a smaller pick-up truck, like an early 2000's Tacoma. New trucks are insanely expensive, plus I like the smaller truck look. Even the new rangers and F150's are too big.

kjs86z
12-22-2020, 12:57 PM
When I pay off my GTI, which is soon, I want like a smaller pick-up truck, like an early 2000's Tacoma. New trucks are insanely expensive, plus I like the smaller truck look. Even the new rangers and F150's are too big.

I started in a Tacoma. Great truck to buy brand new if you can keep it in mint condition...their resale value is better than any other car / truck.

Once you move up to a full sized...you don't ever go back, though.

"You can put a small boat in a big slip, but you can't put a big boat in a small slip."

Bearsnowls
12-22-2020, 01:33 PM
shoot I love big ass trucks, I grew up driving them (from the South). The last one I rented/drove was a big ass Dodge Ram Rebel, I loved it.

hobart
12-22-2020, 03:23 PM
Trucks are work vehicles for people who do real work for a living. Otherwise, buying a truck is like putting on coveralls and pretending to be a janitor or pretending not to know how to read when you really can.

Jibartik
12-22-2020, 03:25 PM
I cant believe pickup trucks are 65k.... What happened to us? lol

haha this canary died in the coal mine like 10 years ago and we were like, "my truck means my dick is even BIGGER now!"

lol

kjs86z
12-22-2020, 04:07 PM
Trucks are work vehicles for people who do real work for a living. Otherwise, buying a truck is like putting on coveralls and pretending to be a janitor or pretending not to know how to read when you really can.

found the biden voter

btw you cant put a load of mulch / stone / etc in your civic, pussy

some of us have houses and do our own work, pull boats, campers, etc

HalflingSpergand
12-22-2020, 04:08 PM
We could kill all the small dick guys and thereby eliminate trucks and thereby eliminated global warming and we could patch the ozone hole

Jibartik
12-22-2020, 04:22 PM
ahh the comforting words of the religion of man

BarnabusCollins
12-22-2020, 04:24 PM
I would like to make it to Christmas alive.

"Given the anticipated kinematic environment, any deeper warm-sector storms would likely become supercellular." - Christmas Eve weather

HalflingSpergand
12-22-2020, 04:27 PM
Small dicks are basically tiny Nazis

hobart
12-22-2020, 04:50 PM
found the biden voter

btw you cant put a load of mulch / stone / etc in your civic, pussy

some of us have houses and do our own work, pull boats, campers, etc

I drive a Volvo. If the project is too big or too messy to fit in the back I'm paying someone to do it because I'm not a poor redneck piece of shit living in Florida.

You, on the other hand, should get a Civic. You could pay to have all your landscaping materials delivered from now until the end of time and still come out ahead.

Owning boats, campers and trailers here means paying to store them because we have deed restrictions to keep people like you from shitting up the place with all your redneck apparatus. And again, because it's not Florida, real estate is expensive and therefore storage is expensive. Owning all that garbage is for rubes trying to chase some Hee-Haw idea of "success". What a joke.

BarnabusCollins
12-22-2020, 05:12 PM
Civil War 2: the cities fight the rurals and the military ends up nuking 96% of America.

HalflingSpergand
12-22-2020, 05:28 PM
Even if nukes were real u cant bomb a heavily dispersed rural pop with no infrastructure

BarnabusCollins
12-22-2020, 05:33 PM
Russia has one that can nuke all of Texas or France with 1 missile.

HalflingSpergand
12-22-2020, 05:39 PM
Woooooooooooo really that's crazy

BarnabusCollins
12-22-2020, 05:41 PM
Israel was built in '48 to keep Russia out of the middle east and Africa, and keep those areas US controlled.

Want I want is for bullshit holidays that are for nothing more than Wall street to go away.

HalflingSpergand
12-22-2020, 06:00 PM
U should wish santa for an iq point

Jibartik
12-22-2020, 06:10 PM
because I'm not a poor redneck piece of shit living in Florida and I could be spending my time doing more important things like simping on onlyfans because im a cucky city progressive.

hehe how the world is now.

Bearsnowls
12-22-2020, 07:56 PM
Trucks are work vehicles for people who do real work for a living. Otherwise, buying a truck is like putting on coveralls and pretending to be a janitor or pretending not to know how to read when you really can.

bruh everyone should have a truck. You ever bought a new fridge or TV or moved? Plus a truck = income doing side jobs/moving work. The good old boys know this.

imperiouskitten
12-23-2020, 12:59 AM
snortles self impaled by his transphobia yet again :3

Ripqozko
12-23-2020, 01:07 AM
Rip big sippin

imperiouskitten
12-23-2020, 01:21 AM
creepy individual tbh

Ret.SaxonAlex
12-23-2020, 02:12 AM
to play video games again

FatherSioux
12-23-2020, 02:19 AM
Enthusiastic blow-job

BarnabusCollins
12-23-2020, 03:19 AM
To chase tornadoes Xmas Exe:

"Any discrete/semi-discrete storms that develop within this environment should become supercellular and pose a threat for tornadoes. However, several factors are difficult to
ascertain at this forecast range, including the speed of the cold front, quality of the moisture return, and coverage of surface-based, warm-sector storms. These factors preclude introducing higher tornado probabilities with this outlook, but upgrades may be needed in subsequent outlooks."

Ret.SaxonAlex
12-23-2020, 05:02 AM
Oh hey Father Soux, in another post I was talking about pvp in kunark and comparing it to "Cowboys and Indians." I do call Native Americans, "Native Americans." Sorry if calling it, "Cowboys and Indians" was offensive. Growing up as a kid playing or watching movies we called it, "Cowboys and Indians." I was going to call it, "Cowboys and Native Americans" but that sounds too long. I think the reason I didn't say, "Cowboys and Natives", is it feels there is too much sting as a biased person from the other culture. I didn't want to sound like the Marine in that liberal movie that turned out good, by the titanic director. (I wanted to say other team and culture but it didn't sound right.) I've already been unable to avoid conversations that are a bit in the different category. But, if you are really Native American, then I understand Native Americans not liking America. I am not stating as a general statement they do or don't. I don't know. I can't say that I do. But America needs to be defended right now and they are my team. I'm used to the feeling of Satan changing life just to try to prove me wrong. So, I always have to say things with a bit of "technicality". But afterwards I can see Native Americans continuing to try to obtain their own lands, if any tribes still feel it is not addressed. I am just Vegeta the prince of all saiyans.

magnetaress
12-23-2020, 10:02 AM
Iksar vs food.

kjs86z
12-23-2020, 10:41 AM
I drive a Volvo. If the project is too big or too messy to fit in the back I'm paying someone to do it because I'm not a poor redneck piece of shit living in Florida.

You, on the other hand, should get a Civic. You could pay to have all your landscaping materials delivered from now until the end of time and still come out ahead.

Owning boats, campers and trailers here means paying to store them because we have deed restrictions to keep people like you from shitting up the place with all your redneck apparatus. And again, because it's not Florida, real estate is expensive and therefore storage is expensive. Owning all that garbage is for rubes trying to chase some Hee-Haw idea of "success". What a joke.

lol - imagine equating DIY to being poor and not understanding the enjoyment of ones own labor

you must be fun at parties

merry christmas from "redneck" florida (I'm from NH, btw):
https://i.imgur.com/JUcqcx6.jpg

st pete to key west in 5 hours on autopilot

BarnabusCollins
12-23-2020, 10:51 AM
You don't wanna know the true Alpha wolf.

magnetaress
12-23-2020, 11:33 AM
You don't wanna know the true Alpha wolf.

We all get to one day though!

BarnabusCollins
12-23-2020, 12:26 PM
THERE IS AND NEVER WAS A 'WE' ITS JUST ME. AND ITS JUST YOU.
FAMILY AND SOCIETY ARE BULLSHIT.

magnetaress
12-23-2020, 12:31 PM
I haven't met him, but maybe I have? https://i.imgur.com/zf0K5Hj.mp4

Gwaihir
12-23-2020, 12:34 PM
THERE IS AND NEVER WAS A 'WE' ITS JUST ME. AND ITS JUST YOU.
FAMILY AND SOCIETY ARE BULLSHIT.

Technically, there is no "you", as well ;)

Just "me" and "i" and the appearance of other "me's" and "I's"

All rhetorical uses of the word "We" mean, "Me, (and I hope you too)" or "Me (and I hope these other guys, too)"

When the word "me" is used, it's almost always referring to the Ego, while "I" typically refers to the Self.

Gwaihir
12-23-2020, 12:42 PM
For example:

"What have you done for me, lately?"

"Look at what you made me do!"

Vs

"I believe in God"

"I don't think that I'm responsible for how you feel"

magnetaress
12-23-2020, 12:49 PM
We are all neural networked, Sorry for infecting ur networks with my networks :(

https://i.imgur.com/JPibsRK.gif

Welcome to the super ego, where there is no I we you or me.

Cecily
12-23-2020, 01:07 PM
There is only starkind. Maybe starkind can realize that this Christmas.

magnetaress
12-23-2020, 01:30 PM
There is only starkind. Maybe starkind can realize that this Christmas.

https://i.imgur.com/l2QtR17.png

magnetaress
12-23-2020, 01:34 PM
lol - imagine equating DIY to being poor and not understanding the enjoyment of ones own labor

you must be fun at parties

merry christmas from "redneck" florida (I'm from NH, btw):
https://i.imgur.com/JUcqcx6.jpg

st pete to key west in 5 hours on autopilot

Starkind smiles.

Gwaihir
12-23-2020, 01:49 PM
We are all neural networked, Sorry for infecting ur networks with my networks :(

https://i.imgur.com/JPibsRK.gif

Welcome to the super ego, where there is no I we you or me.

There is definitely "I" or else I would be able to gno your experience firsthand, instead of patronizing you with feigned empathy.

magnetaress
12-23-2020, 02:05 PM
*I* exists simultaneously within superego?

Parallelism is real?

Starkind respects your autonomy and welcomes you within the SAEZ.

~Starkind

Gwaihir
12-23-2020, 02:12 PM
*I* exists simultaneously within superego?

Parallelism israel?

Starkind respects your autonomy and welcomes you within the SAEZ.

~Starkind
Pretty much.

Akin to hyper-v, or RDP

Ftfy, btw

Jibartik
12-23-2020, 02:14 PM
sometimes I wonder if there are only like 12 or 16 of us and the rest are different versions of the same us with varying genetics and backgrounds and its a quantum game where we're playing them all at the same time.

Gwaihir
12-23-2020, 02:16 PM
sometimes I wonder if there are only like 12 or 16 of us and the rest are different versions of the same us with varying genetics and backgrounds and its a quantum game where we're playing them all at the same time.

Is that not the core of theological underpinnings?

I suppose I'm not dumb enough to interpret it any other way...?

Jibartik
12-23-2020, 02:19 PM
I wonder if half the happily married couples find out they were just masturbating.

Gwaihir
12-23-2020, 02:22 PM
I wonder if half the happily married couples find out they were just masturbating.

Who nose? I like to think a lot of us encounter Lilith most of the time, and the first test is to see if you have to have what it takes to shrug and insist on Eve.

Then again, Eve was a whore too, she just did a better job at obsfucating.

magnetaress
12-23-2020, 02:27 PM
Who nose? I like to think a lot of us encounter Lilith most of the time, and the first test is to see if you have to have what it takes to shrug and insist on Eve.

Then again, Eve was a whore too, she just did a better job at obsfucating.

Sometimes I think Lilith got me and it's over (or I'm a small part of Lilith with self)? If so, gg, I guess :shrugs: Your statement seems pointedly accurate.

---------------

Ya it's wierd.

Starkind logs into everquest and off of forums.

C U IN THURGADIN!

Thulian
12-23-2020, 08:01 PM
lol - imagine equating DIY to being poor and not understanding the enjoyment of ones own labor

you must be fun at parties

merry christmas from "redneck" florida (I'm from NH, btw):
https://i.imgur.com/JUcqcx6.jpg

st pete to key west in 5 hours on autopilot

Show sailfish pics, i hear they running well this year but too busy with pandemic to indulge

Bearsnowls
12-23-2020, 10:19 PM
Update: got my catheter out today. Still in some pain, but all Gucci. Flyin back to the A tomorrow!

Ret.SaxonAlex
12-23-2020, 10:51 PM
sometimes I wonder if there are only like 12 or 16 of us and the rest are different versions of the same us with varying genetics and backgrounds and its a quantum game where we're playing them all at the same time.

I think the only possibilities in life are that we are one soul living each individual life reincarnation separately (OMG spell check erases my short term memory sometimes. Its annoying talking and then something happens to erase my short term memory and my brain restarts.) and taking turns living or the albert Einstein theory of relativity and we share time in each body in short periods of such small time that we don't notice it. Because the theory of more than one soul is hard to wrap your mind around because if the soul is outside of the physical world, then the soul world doesn't need the physical, making it harder to believe something can be separated. But I guess once the belief that all evil souls combined can create a Satan, then that unfortunate realization may lead to realizing outside the physical world other things just may be possible. (Had to annoyingly edit this to not sound Satanist by the way.)