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magnetaress

11-14-2020, 02:57 PM

On the bright side in like 80 years after all the radiation settles that gif is what humans will look like. Hows that for PMA?

I think it's pretty cool. Honestly believe we have been doin this a longer time than the 1 AD crowd 0 B.C.E folks seem to believe.

Humans are the most technological but we got all kindsa relative critters on this planet that are kind of like iterations of us. Imagine super inteligent racoons shedding their fur coats and desigining lil racoon Automabiles and space ships.

Mars was first. When earth dies. Venus will bloom. That is nature, and it's not depressing for me to think about these things.

I imagine a world in which a lot of the gasses from the inner solar system get blown off when Sol starts burning enough helium instead of hydrogen and a lot of that gas may collect around Juipter. Juipter could ignite and warm the outer solar system some. All that warmth may generate active cores in a lot of moons, or even reinvigorate a world like mars. The gasses stripped off Venus may make her more habital. We could have a solarsystem with 20+ habitable bodies. Size doesn't matter so much as magnetic shielding does. And thats what keeps the atmospheres stable. I think when the cores go molten in a small world, even one the size of our moon, water will collect, gas will collect from outerspace, faster than it dissipates and the varieties of life will be amazing.

That is probably our 'heaven'. If we are lucky and thats what we want. So much to explore. Imagine a game set in such a solar system. Venus, may she reign supreme :D

imperiouskitten

11-14-2020, 05:03 PM

TOTALLY related to op and uplifting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp26_oc4CA

douglas1999

11-14-2020, 05:33 PM

TOTALLY related to op and uplifting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp26_oc4CA

Wtf yeah I have been seeing this guy all over my recommendeds for about a week now. I agree it is quite excellent.

magnetaress

11-14-2020, 05:35 PM

TOTALLY related to op and uplifting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp26_oc4CA

Made me smile, reading the comments too, gotta love that guy and his pals.

FatherSioux

11-14-2020, 09:22 PM

Humans are the most technological but we got all kindsa relative critters on this planet that are kind of like iterations of us. Imagine super inteligent racoons shedding their fur coats and desigining lil racoon Automabiles and space ships

Humans are not just animals. You have to ignore one of the larger mysteries left, consciousness. It appears a few creatures have more than no consciousness but none of them come remotely close to us. We are divine creatures. That means each and everyone of you here are a miracle and don’t forget it.

Trexller

11-14-2020, 09:31 PM

That means each and everyone of you here are a miracle and don’t forget it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw&list=PLBBA7061C70E71B23&index=62

imperiouskitten

11-14-2020, 09:33 PM

Humans are not just animals. You have to ignore one of the larger mysteries left, consciousness. It appears a few creatures have more than no consciousness but none of them come remotely close to us. We are divine creatures. That means each and everyone of you here are a miracle and don’t forget it.

I am so glad for the mystery of emergent consciousness and my own strange sense of singularity. I have developed quite a bit of superstition about this in recent years to the point I am startin to be a believer in afterlife and such. I don't think I'm supposed to talk about this but I swear earnestly that Juris is a telepath.

FatherSioux

11-14-2020, 09:47 PM

I’m with you, used to be quite against any ideas of divinity.

magnetaress

11-14-2020, 10:05 PM

I feel humans are special too.

magnetaress

11-15-2020, 04:57 PM

https://i.imgur.com/LQM0g4u.jpg

Consider for a second that we see this. This was imaged by us. We saw this.

imperiouskitten

11-15-2020, 05:00 PM

https://i.imgur.com/LQM0g4u.jpg

Consider for a second that we see this. This was imaged by us. We saw this.

Escuse me have you see a alium? https://i.imgur.com/2e3ESfq.png

magnetaress

11-15-2020, 05:02 PM

Escuse me have you see a alium? https://i.imgur.com/2e3ESfq.png

omg yess, this pops up in my yard wild and makes me super happy, i didn't know this was garlic, sorta what it was, i googled it once and got a different nomenclature

https://i.imgur.com/rjK1qeL.jpg

imperiouskitten

11-15-2020, 05:03 PM

swagged up reply thanks for the hellafied meme

douglas1999

11-15-2020, 05:33 PM

Oldie but goodie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvEWFjWfqiU

magnetaress

11-15-2020, 05:37 PM

Oldie but goodie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvEWFjWfqiU

🙀 😺 😸 😹 😻

douglas1999

11-16-2020, 04:18 PM

I saw the title of this video and literally exclaimed out loud "YES!! NICE!!":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5zs9IGb8AQ

Tunabros

11-16-2020, 04:21 PM

anyone like cranberries?

magnetaress

11-16-2020, 04:51 PM

anyone like cranberries?

Yes plz! Tis cranberry season!

Dried. Jelly. Candied. Sauced. Biscuits. Juiced. All of the cranberries!

BarnabusCollins

11-16-2020, 05:00 PM

anyone like cranberries?

Cranberries Yes! Delores O'Riordan was awesome.

Jibartik

11-16-2020, 06:17 PM

Jibartik

11-16-2020, 06:44 PM

Imagine if you will *puffs cigeret like Rod Serling* A time tens of thousands of years ago.

In Egyptian mythology the serpent, sometimes called the Uraeus (https://i.pinimg.com/564x/bb/3f/8f/bb3f8f1f37d71ae8e1d5c3b6beba7281.jpg), is a very divine symbol and often a protector during travel. Here one protects the sun god (https://i.imgur.com/Cdj6V8p.png) as it passes through the night on its solar barge.

One day one adventurous trader from the teeming cities of the Nile decides to set out towards the undiscovered country. Up north to Mesopotamia, where wild nomadic tribes have begun to settle, there he imagines he could bring and sell the wonders he has been accustomed to to the natives at a high profit.

He's a narcissistic fellow who is proud of his city and its religious cultures and heritage, so he looks to adorn himself with the grandest imagery (https://i.pinimg.com/236x/28/f2/b1/28f2b1634130461920367fae5c4d067c--armband-gold-bracelets.jpg) he can bring along with him. Bracelets and cowls with the images of his gods, and of course Egypt's most powerful icon of supreme power and protection, the uraeus.

He travels north along the coast and up to an area of bounty. A newly settled people who are welcoming and full of joy and song. They invite him into their village and he welcomes them with stories of his own.

He shows them his adornments and offers them stones and carvings in trade for food and shelter, jewelry and clothing from the most skilled artisans that Egypt has to offer. These Mesopotamians are just learning how to farm, they live in huts and tents with little to no clothing at all, and he is traveling with gold and metal adorned in smooth to the touch tapestries.

The traveler is loved by the new people and he trades to the most prominent members of the tribes all manor of new and wonderous trinkets, makeup, and ways to adorn themselves.

And as the sun sets all things come to an end, and the traveler must continue on his way further to the east, for he is an adventurer at hart.

Off into the distance he slither's away. Leaving the people that would one day be known as the people of Judea, with little knowledge of how to create the things that they now lust for, except for a story about how that traveler ruined everything. (https://youtu.be/3e-IMCcWdcM?t=144)

magnetaress

11-16-2020, 10:30 PM

@jibartik "The God's Must be Crazy". One of those movies that was in my youth "good" ;p

Woke Locc

11-16-2020, 10:46 PM

What is the kraken meme? I saw it on td as well

Tunabros

11-16-2020, 11:05 PM

Yes plz! Tis cranberry season!

Dried. Jelly. Candied. Sauced. Biscuits. Juiced. All of the cranberries!

you bet! cranberries are the shit!

Jibartik

11-16-2020, 11:12 PM

@jibartik "The God's Must be Crazy". One of those movies that was in my youth "good" ;p

I watched it in social studies lol I swear there is no other movie like it, maybe hitch hikers?

Bardp1999

11-16-2020, 11:23 PM

Filing under tranny thread

Philistine

11-16-2020, 11:37 PM

@jibartik "The God's Must be Crazy". One of those movies that was in my youth "good" ;p

I love that movie! Used to watch it all the time at ny grandparents' house, though I can barely remember it now.

Topgunben

11-16-2020, 11:45 PM

The origin of intelligent on earth is lake Victoria impact crater prove me wrong.

https://www.geoledgers.com/Africa/LakeVictoria/LakeVictoria.html

If you dont believe me, look what the river it's connected to points at.

When God created Adam, were there other man people on the earth? Maybe God was pleased at the evolutionary progression of humanoids at the point of Adam?

magnetaress

11-17-2020, 12:11 AM

Hitchhikers is a tad cynical for me, but I always enjoy it anyway. The books are solid. The older brit version, 80s? Is way more upbeat and zany. So that's a ++

I actually found Dune to make me feel better idk why. It's strange. Maybe it was how ruthlessly Paul Atraedies dealt with his enemies? It always fills me with joy to watch house Harkkonen melt, essentially against witchcraft.

imperiouskitten

11-17-2020, 12:15 AM

What is the kraken meme? I saw it on td as well

Maybe the kraken ate your baybay.

Baler

11-17-2020, 12:17 AM

Maybe the kraken ate your baybay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYTIGXvc88Y&t=7

magnetaress

11-17-2020, 11:16 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdsTABz2PaM

In the context of this video, Paul is no longer having to attempt chose his fate, the one he was trapped in, he's not alone anymore. His son is there to chose now, with the power or ability to do so, without being trapped in his human form. For me it's kind of a round-about way of ascension or apotheosis and ironically resonates deeply with my own story arch even tho I am not a sandworm creature. All the imagery and juxtaposition is synchronous with my life experiences. There is obviously a lot more there, but that is what is on the surface and impersonal.

I don't personally have a strong urge want to usurp or ascend or be god. Or live in their image. I just appreciate it. On a deep level. One that brings me comfort.

*a very rudimentary translation* It has made me consider I have not reached my end point. Because I am not outward looking in as yet on this particular single life. Or perhaps I am outward looking on many lives that I could have had, but I am aware of this one and presently looking outward from it. It's really hard to explain.

From your perspective, or relative frame, it will obviously be very different.

magnetaress

11-17-2020, 04:11 PM

This is pretty dumb but it made me laugh internally at even some of the worst of teh stuff.

https://i.imgur.com/OyCLriWh.jpg

imperiouskitten

11-18-2020, 04:10 AM

literally dont get that joke

never seen a capeshit since dark knight

pet me

magnetaress

11-18-2020, 10:33 AM

literally dont get that joke

never seen a capeshit since dark knight

Look I havent' even seen the capeshit dark night thing but everyone knows the big purple guy with the shiny hand makes everyone die when he touches the sparklies... from the trailers, from the memes, from just breathing on a 20 year old elf simulator forum nexto a bunch of pro-neck-beard specialistss - i think they are cool i love them, they are great, i have tons of neckbeard friends, i am not making fun, its why i post here lots

if u were a nurse during covid they put lil sanitizers on chains around your neck, so u would get this even if you didn't watch movies at all and your hobby was growing cactii

it's also a play on 'sanity'

pet me
Don't bully me, I don't know why you are bullying me.

Here's your pet
https://i.imgur.com/TeGxSZa.gif

randomly stumbled into this I did not go looking for it, but a quick update for you my dear

https://i.imgur.com/YY5iDFl.jpg

I woke up feeling exactly like a lil'murder biscuit this morning. Plz halp.

imperiouskitten

11-18-2020, 05:31 PM

im just talking about myself thanmks for the pets
randomly stumbled into this I did not go looking for it, but a quick update for you my dear

https://i.imgur.com/YY5iDFl.jpg

I woke up feeling exactly like a lil'murder biscuit this morning. Plz halp.

me irl with a 10/10 body on the green screen

i w0k up in a good mood getting a big opium reservoir injection in an hr

imperiouskitten

11-18-2020, 06:54 PM

Update got injected now I'm in an extra goodmood. I think me and angel thanos will nail for 4 or 5 hrs later.
How are you?

BiG SiP

11-18-2020, 07:15 PM

double weirdo post

Jibartik

11-18-2020, 07:17 PM

When God created Adam, were there other man people on the earth? Maybe God was pleased at the evolutionary progression of humanoids at the point of Adam?

That's what I'm thinking. Life on earth. Asteroid hits, Now there is intelligent life on earth.

Thats a cool idea that it was like, humanity was on earth already and it was our merit that made someone take notice haha I like the idea that aliens or god were like, hey check out these neanderatls, "lets give them the ability to create art"... and that's what made us!

Funfact some people think neandertals died out becuase they couldnt create art, and becuase we could we were able to instruct future generations via cave painting, how to kill mammoth and shit, while neanderatals would have to rely on verbal communcation, and were less creative with their hunting and tool buiding.

Most science folk agree human life on earth evolved from Africa. . . pretty suspect there is a mystery crater with a thick ass river that leads directly to the first known empire and civilization IMO lol

Maybe that's where the finger of god touched us :p

You could imagine that it's two scientists who are making a bet "will they all kill each other or will they be good moral creatures" and one of the scientists keeps trying to get us to sell our souls to him so he'll win.

Or that there is a planet somewhere that is just shooting asteroids with DNA on them all over the galaxy (if I was in charge of humans I'd be doing that right now. Moon? Dna. Jupiter? DNA. Mars? DNA. Venus DNA, whatever, just spread that shit everywhere and see what happens lol)

Or, that it's just random, and a planet with DNA on it blew up once and mixed with another planet that blew up and then that asteroid hit earth.

Or who knows. But It'd take a very convincing argument that that lake is not the origin of our species existence on earth as far as I am concerned.

Tunabros

11-18-2020, 08:09 PM

Gamer epic

Jibartik

11-18-2020, 08:10 PM

whatareweeeeee

magnetaress

11-18-2020, 09:52 PM

Woke Locc

11-18-2020, 10:08 PM

whatareweeeeee

https://youtu.be/Kh0Y2hVe_bw

Jibartik

11-18-2020, 10:20 PM

I like your space alien God theories Jibartik. Was going to reply directly @ somepoint.

Space ship crashed there imo. Greys saw us, went, oh shit and burrowed into the earth. A few toyed with us...and devil.

haha I really have a lot of fun thinking about it.

We havent even gotten into the Deepak Chopra quantum realm levels yet :p

https://youtu.be/Kh0Y2hVe_bw

lol lol love this I cant stop thinkinga bout it though whatare weeeeee

It's going to be so awesome to find out nothing lol :p

magnetaress

11-18-2020, 10:27 PM

Also Neanderthals are earth. Homosapien mars.

Jibartik

11-18-2020, 10:41 PM

magnetaress

11-18-2020, 10:49 PM

Oh man, we are the martians! I hate elon for sending a car into space and not sending a rover to the monolith thing on that mars moon, or the face mask, or any of the other weird shit we seen out there.

Private industry will prove all this. That's the good side of it, eventually.

Right now Elon needs government sanction, bank accounts, and contracts. Give him 40 years of active space industry tho he'll have em by the gonads.

The reason he's getting into it is that the powers that be have already decided to slide the slippery sloap towards disclosure. They will resist a little but have already given up absolute control. Let it happen naturally and go "oh oops our shit was broken/low rez, we didn't take the second detailed LIDAR survey we should have ". That's why he's even allowed to play rocketman games at all. We've had plenty smart people doing the materials science publicly and paper drafts to brute force it for 50 yrs. They also don't want to pay for it with taxes so they want private industry to catch up and do the leg work.

The evidence is in on the organic cycle in Mars atmospherics. But it's been hushed low key and got muted hard, white papers from a big college scrubbed in ~~2010 when that kid who dumped jstor got suicide.

Modern Mars is essentially dead. But I bet some microbes or small plants or plankton cling to the ice sheets. Or any cyrovolcanic areas.

Need time to clean up off world expeditions already sent by the trillionaires and make it look all above board.

Hence the big plume on Mars and the flash on the moons pole.

Gg. Hope we live to see the fruits of our rediscovery of our kinds ancestry.

P.s. scarcity and climate change drove innovation. It happened earlier on Mars. Mars advanced fast while earth literally chilled for a bit.

The old tech was buried and hidden. In caches. And people like Alexander were the start of rebuilding technologies that gave us industry. Need to find a picture of the sphinx being a topper for a normal building somewhere.

magnetaress

11-18-2020, 11:33 PM

Tldr. The future looks bright for those who can and will seize it. I am pretty grateful to have the lifetime of peeking over shoulders to hazard such a cool guess.

I love all the current mainstream documentaries and studies coming out of NASA and our observatories and it's all pretty accurate. If a bit selective. And as all science should be careful to differentiate fact from theory and speculation.

If there's hard evidence. Like very few people have access to it.

And while we are discovering gravity waves and making huge leaps in our detection and our ability to process massive data volumes there's still a lot of stuff we can only shrug and go huh about.

I'm super excited about the next two decades in this regard. I think our alien buddies are too and find our novel ideas and solutions, interesting and quaint. Kinda worth the daily struggle to survive. Maybe.

imperiouskitten

11-19-2020, 12:01 AM

the neanderthals bred us from African hominids to be super pale and cute and witty. Then we race warred neanderthals to death because mad and also they were the ultimate BBC and our women couldnt resist.

The site of Gobekle Tepe is this scary thing with spider and scorpions carved in the walls and it's set up like a zoo. Nerds pretend they can't figure out why we would have a zoo before domesticating animals because they never saw the Star Trek episode with Rape Gangs. The Black Scientist Yakub did exist, but he was not Black.

Jibartik

11-19-2020, 12:10 AM

If you really want to get into a wild alien origin of man the book of enok is some pretty sick fan fiction.

(or old old testement.)

Im in the camp that it's tora fan fic.

But if it isn't, the stories are lit and all about mechanical angles and sex with gods and the Nephilim giant half men and stuff.

But man... I heard a Mongolian digging up mammoth husks in Siberia say once "the Europeans thought these were giant bones lol"

And I was like doh that's the book of Enok he just ripped on. Boom roasted.

imperiouskitten

11-19-2020, 12:13 AM

Jibartik

11-19-2020, 12:23 AM

I like the promethius stones theory.

There is this wild theory that these stones are part of the flying disk religion, the first religion, that the Mayans and the sumarians and the Egyptians all worshiped. And has since gone extinct (like hmmmmm when Christianity and paganism merged, but that's another paranoid delusion)

Anyway.

These stones are the pyramids, the mayan temples, the Sumerian ziggurats, hindu temples, etc and they are designed to do 1 thing, collect your DNA.

How do they you dont ask? Well! Stone is actually a very good vestal for capturing DNA believe it or not, even recently sciences have determined that they can get more from dirt and stone than they ever imaged like here's an article about it (https://www.nature.com/news/ancient-human-genomes-plucked-from-cave-dirt-1.21910)

Anyway dont read that article though, continue with this wild story!

So here's what the Prometheus stones are for, and do:

The stones all have these strange finger print markings on them, and the theory is, that you're supposed to touch them.

You go to the temples and pray to them, this makes you speak, you speak into the stone temple, and your spit and DNA is absorbed into it.

These temples have swirling energy and magnetic fields, its kind of true! (https://www.ishafoundation.org/Dhyanalinga-Energy-Center/science-of-ancient-temples.isa)

So, what happens is, you go to this temple, right? you pray to it. and your DNA is absorbed into it.

Then after the DNA is absorbed into the temple stones, every 100 years or something aliens come and collect it, because the temple shoots the data up into the air with that strange temple energy.

And that's how you get to go to the afterlife when you die.

You ahve to go to one of those temples and make sure your DNA is sent to the creators, or you just die off on this rock.

Even some rumors say that when the chosen one touches one of the prometheus stones, he will be injected with all the knowledge of the universe and be the true messiah of the sol god.

So make at least one trip to the pyramids, or the mayan temples or the many other sites that are known as prometheus stones and make sure to fuck the shit out of that rock so you can go see the space daddies when you die from the dna clone system they setup!

imperiouskitten

11-19-2020, 12:41 AM

yes butt how cum your DNA gets into the temple just by praying? methinks u must be interred or sacrificed therein

edit: i bet youre right you have to jack off on the stones! no wonder women were inferiorized forever, because it used to be they couldnt jack off but now they can which is cool.

Jibartik

11-19-2020, 01:00 AM

well think about what we've learned with covid, how much of your spit comes out of your mouth when you talk. And thhe word for prayer in hebru is to speak so by speaking to the stone your spit gets all up in there, and that's what they need.

But the mayas sure did love sacrafice so who knows lol

Woke Locc

11-19-2020, 01:00 AM

Humping rod serling itt

magnetaress

11-19-2020, 01:11 AM

Pyramids are musical and not tombs. They were covered with stuff and capped with goodies. I bet full of writing that "priests" scraped off long ago.

The big one at giza was cracked by an explosive deliberately placed inside sometime before our births last century.

They do teach a principle about physical energy and structure and there's a few more intact ones that are part of mountain complexes and pretty well hidden from public scrutiny. They do every once in awhile focus either electrical or geomagnetic energy in visible beams.

The good stuff was stolen by the power elite long ago, and a big reason we had a ground war in Iraq was to grab saddams toys. Kind of a twofer.

Alex Jones used to make more sense but after 2012 he put on a ton of weight, started wigging out, and got an influx of money. He a dead shell. 2008-12 were rapid years of change for the net and information control.

The good researchers all got scrubbed from the web. Hard to find the original work, especially the scholarly linguistic stuff. And the psychic stuff.

Tomb>tome or vice versa. Tards probably started using tome or tomb for bodies in medieval Europe. Not likely the same meaning b.c.e or even before mycenea.

Was never about ded bodies.

Jibartik

11-19-2020, 01:33 AM

OR...

Everything in the universe is just the result of fields of energy bouncing against itself and mixing and BOOMING into big bangs and then settling and BOOMING again and over and over on and on for infinity.

And we're just ants :p

magnetaress

11-19-2020, 01:50 AM

Let's stay grounded here. A lot of research was done before our time @ the pyramids. I think nikola tesla himself visited giza. (My recollection of that particular fact isn't 100%, maybe edison?) Maybe when they where still more functional.

Anyway he was essentially correct about wireless transmission and grabbed a lot publicly about the stuff scholars and scientists at the time got all excited about. I think some people just published a book in his name and retconned a bunch of decent theories to hold back public development of RF. Not tooooo long after we had a big leap which eventually led to vacuum tubes, and eventually the transistor. People just wanted to slow that progress till they could capitalize on it. However the Nazi as fucked as they were apparently kinda got uppity and tried to do it on their own.

The giza pyramids are probably broken now. For sure no pyramids work on their own. They either need power from the earth. Or another power source.

Anyway we get most UFO sitings around big geogic faults, volcanos and stuff.

What I am telling is just my brain dmgd general recollection of stuff. But there's plenty breadcrumbs in plain sight.

The current Elon Tesla either was being serious or cracking jokes about them recently.

The stuff is pretty well accepted in private and anonymously by scholars @ the top of their fields and often only publicly denied by a few losers who suck @ their field and want ez status and money.

I didn't want to get into politics but I'm sure the big boys are getting a good chuckle from us retards trying to ape out over BBC and blm and Trump, etc. That shit is meaningless to people who already aren't dependent on our biosphere or governments cooperating. Money and popularity aren't necessary for them to enjoy themselves. Money is just a perk.

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As for the big bang there's big debates heating up about that and I need to actually crack my fingers and hit a keyboard with maybe even some citations to get into cosmology and real actual physics. I have some big hard to articulate theories there.

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Anyway with the historical, alien, human origins stuff im talking about more immediate tangible stuff than the origins of matter and energy or how exactly gravity works.

Jibartik

11-19-2020, 01:58 AM

haha sorry I got carried away with my pragmatacism lmao :p another idea I like is the end credits to MIB where we're just a speck in another universe, or even better an infinite loop of our own brains.

https://www.sciencealert.com/wildly-fun-new-paper-compares-the-human-brain-to-the-structure-of-the-universe

Friend just sent me this, I haven't read it but it reminded me of the MIB universe thingy.

Also Jereamy Berramiy from Good Place is fantastic.

Jibartik

11-19-2020, 02:00 AM

Also the ending to the good place series finale im pretty sure is satans grand plan.

magnetaress

11-19-2020, 02:01 AM

Ya, mib fun movies. Was there one with an actual God figure? Thats my favorite but deals more in quantum then religion I feel.

Imo religion itself is a manipulation of the truth of reality. Divine, scientific, or historical. Looking @ "a religion" and saying "oh this is it, this is the one" , "this is the sole path" is about as brilliant as watching Dune or reading my crazy theories and feelings and taking them at face value without looking any further.. not to say Frank Herbert didn't get into some deep stuff.

We have not even talked about the AI paradoxes in this thread yet...

But like there's more than one way to skin what we think we feel is a cat because we discovered some poopy litter.

But God knows it could actually be ferret or racoon poop.

Anyway. Religion is neato. But it's a poor substitute for instinct and faith at the very least. And superstition is just believing what others told us to believe.

I could go on. But I should rest.

Tunabros

11-19-2020, 02:16 AM

Anyone like raisins

magnetaress

11-19-2020, 02:20 AM

Anyone like raisins

In cereal they're OK. Kinda hate them in everything else.

Dried banana or blueberries are the bomb

Tunabros

11-19-2020, 02:38 AM

In cereal they're OK. Kinda hate them in everything else.

Dried banana or blueberries are the bomb

your a monster for putting them in cereal

also honey bunches of oats is the goat of all cereal

imperiouskitten

11-19-2020, 02:40 AM

your a monster for putting them in cereal

also honey bunches of oats is the goat of all cereal

i like the kashi strawberry thizzang

honeybunches is OK but honestly it's only because its the only remotely nutritious "old guard cereal" . cereal has gotten alot better after the cornsyrup wars, in the last 10 years mostly. All the greatests are new, except for......

RAISIN BRAN.

I buy the generic winco raisin bran 5lb bags.

magnetaress

11-19-2020, 12:16 PM

Just ate half an lb of raison bran with banannas and raisons in it

not a big fan of the Raisons, and I did not put them there, but I'm OK with it.

Lizard1

11-19-2020, 12:47 PM

Great grains, but they get jammed as fuk in all your teeth

magnetaress

11-19-2020, 04:46 PM

Neutron star collision should have formed a black hole — but a ‘magnetar’ appeared instead. (https://thenextweb.com/syndication/2020/11/18/neutron-star-collision-should-have-formed-a-black-hole-but-a-magnetar-appeared-instead/amp/)

Coincidence? The date is interesting for me as well and could be significant.

Jibartik

11-19-2020, 11:34 PM

Interesting take on pattern recognition and some of the many things we all find very exciting, this bit stuck out to me:

https://medium.com/curiouserinstitute/a-game-designers-analysis-of-qanon-580972548be5

As the participants started searching for the hidden object, on the dirt floor, were little random scraps of wood.

How could that be a problem!?

It was a problem because three of the pieces made the shape of a perfect arrow pointing right at a blank wall. It was uncanny. It had to be a clue. The investigators stopped and stared at the wall and were determined to figure out what the clue meant and they were not going one step further until they did. The whole game was derailed. Then, it got worse. Since there obviously was no clue there, the group decided the clue they were looking for was IN the wall. The collection of ordinary tools they found conveniently laying around seemed to enforce their conclusion that this was the correct direction. The arrow was pointing to the clue and the tools were how they would get to it. How obvious could it be?

bubur

11-20-2020, 12:18 AM

i really like that article, they bring up lots of fun evidence to discuss

"There is no need for QAnons to do the research because the fact is, the research has already been done and been done by thousands of trained professionals. The FBI, CIA, and countless non-profits dedicated to solving the issues of trafficking and abuse have already been working on these issues for decades. If anons really wanted to do the research they should research getting a license in social work, psychology, criminal justice, or really anything that might actually be considered research."

in a small simple paragraph, you can understand: what if one didn't trust the FBI, CIA, and countless non-profits? what if there were only a few that were worthy of trust? it's a question for consideration only. and satire

satire

Jibartik

11-20-2020, 12:58 AM

True but that doesn't devalue the behavioral issue that 3 sticks looks like jesus christ.

How many times have you thought you figured out a spawn system that makes sense, only to find out that the one they implemented makes literally zero sense. :p

bubur

11-20-2020, 01:36 AM

Jibartik

11-20-2020, 01:46 AM

not that many times, maybe I thought about it while I camped a mob

but it turns out it was all percentage chances on simple timed lists and static mob spawns that sometimes wander on pre defined paths

none of it was complicated and we were children to think otherwise. I don thin I am followin ur point is wut I’m sayin

That it's easy to see patterns where they are not. For example.

Dragnors there are 3 nameds, and bilge.

There are 4 unique PH's in DC 3 Ph's that spawn 2 mobs and a named, (a rat and a shoal serp)

1 of those 4 cycles through 3 mobs, a shoal, rat, AND a skeleton.

how clever, clues! Surely this is the clue that this fourth spawn is bilge.

but unfortunately no, bilge is not connected to thaht spawn in any way at all and its just a random spawn with no clue's or hints or clever design at all.

But that didnt stop me from killing that PH for 20 hours of my life to find out that the conspiracy I uncovered is not real.

God help you try to read this post and not melt your brain with this real bad English.

Tunabros

11-20-2020, 02:15 AM

Anyone like mash potatoes

imperiouskitten

11-20-2020, 04:21 AM

Anyone like mash potatoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=972wb5r0L94

Jibartik

11-20-2020, 04:26 AM

https://i.imgur.com/28GxgbU.png

imperiouskitten

11-20-2020, 07:18 AM

https://i.imgur.com/28GxgbU.png

is that actually the back of the robe? or separate garment? so kawaii

BiG SiP

11-20-2020, 10:29 AM

What a weeb

magnetaress

11-20-2020, 10:30 AM

he's not a weeb if the japanese gave it to him to wear ya nitwit

/pras the real god emperor of rome

also check out these bad ass smiles man this made me super happy just seeing these two dudes smile

https://i.imgur.com/nawIOFt.png

glad they are happy

Anyone like mash potatoes

yes

Jibartik

11-22-2020, 07:00 PM

This Land is Mine (https://youtu.be/8tIdCsMufIY)

magnetaress

11-22-2020, 07:15 PM

This Land is Mine (https://youtu.be/8tIdCsMufIY)

Absolutely beautiful, now do Iran, Iraq and Russia too tho.

Jibartik

11-22-2020, 08:00 PM

imperiouskitten

11-22-2020, 08:42 PM

Jibartik

11-22-2020, 08:49 PM

that's it i'm converted

every time I watch that video im exactly the same as pat robertson in that video :D

magnetaress

11-23-2020, 11:57 AM

https://youtu.be/fuuGfoRUrP4

Disappointed all these cool signs didn't pan out, although it's not over yet.

Mag Iran and Iraq are in there, and russia too, if you consider those bombs at the end becuase that's where they got em! :o

that's it i'm converted

every time I watch that video im exactly the same as pat robertson in that video :D

Pretty cool video, I don't think he is doing this, someone may be pullin his strings tho lol. He seems like an easy enough guy to manipulate. Wouldn't put it past someone to be like 'hey, u will be a superhero to the jews if u did thissss'.

Also - those that sound the Trumpet, well, I want to say prophecy can leave you in it's wake. You could herald the 'end of times', but it may not be the end of times for your enemies, be careful what you prophesize. Lest ye be a prophet yourself. And become ancient history.

Anyway - good stuff, thanks for that link.

--------------

Here's something neat!

https://imgur.com/gallery/6kUPH3V

And neater!

https://imgur.com/gallery/J7g4btC

https://vimeo.com/111692097

WOuldnn't you only need a chainmail bikini because the electricity would find the path of least resistance and just flow across your g-string?

imperiouskitten

11-23-2020, 12:12 PM

I get pretty paranoid about names myself, eg. Reality Winner, Barack Hussein Osama, Bradley/Chelsea (Chadly) Manning

magnetaress

11-23-2020, 01:10 PM

Chelsea is a pretty name, and a place in London. Where invalid soldiers sit down by the sea.

It doesn't bother me. And I don't think too much about it. And I don't believe one person represents the totality of an idea or thoughtform. Not even in the Trump>Trumpet line of thinking.

Look more into the etymology, history, and mythology of things. There are a lot of "Chel-seas".

Jibartik

11-23-2020, 02:53 PM

Pretty cool video, I don't think he is doing this, someone may be pullin his strings tho lol. He seems like an easy enough guy to manipulate. Wouldn't put it past someone to be like 'hey, u will be a superhero to the jews if u did thissss'.

Also - those that sound the Trumpet, well, I want to say prophecy can leave you in it's wake. You could herald the 'end of times', but it may not be the end of times for your enemies, be careful what you prophesize. Lest ye be a prophet yourself. And become ancient history.

Anyway - good stuff, thanks for that link.

--------------

Here's something neat!

https://imgur.com/gallery/6kUPH3V

And neater!

https://imgur.com/gallery/J7g4btC

https://vimeo.com/111692097

WOuldnn't you only need a chainmail bikini because the electricity would find the path of least resistance and just flow across your g-string?

I was always wandering how like fields of energy could become molding on someone's Victorian looking house. Like it was such an insane concept to me.

Then I took DMT and watched machine gnomes twirl the universe from nothing to everything and back to nothing all in real time and was like, oh my god the universe is made of nothing!

Edit: but then again the other night I was thinking about how, no a tree is just a tree on a rock in an ocean.

magnetaress

11-23-2020, 03:00 PM

When I think about this, I think about how we may fabricate stuff on the macro and micro, or even quantum scale. And then I start trying to understand how energy flows through space and how our suns reach out and touch things that we can't even see. And how light creates very strange interference patterns when shown through slits.

I've watched many physicists (real ones, not crazy ones) from many university level talks discuss these things and I still haven't figured out how to articulate myself or describe it in words that make any sense. I haven't fully bought into the idea of quantum mechanics, seeing it more a symptom of our inability to accurately describe the universe at a small scale, so we settle for guessing games and statistical probabilities. We don't actually know what the photons are traveling through, just that some scatter one way and some scatter the other way when that flow is impeded or restricted. And that we can actually change the speed at which those photons flow using lasers. Dramatically. And this is just light, not even 'electrical charge' or 'electrons'. And magnetism.

We do now know there aren't jut a few 'particles' or energy levels.. there's like an infinite graduation of such from particle accelerators smashing them together and watching the fuzz explode out, and synchrotrons, and we've detected more naturally occurring particles than we initially thought there would be or realized using experiments designed to detect stuff at very high energy levels. So we have a very incomplete picture of the universe. Even the immediate space around us.

What I learned in grade school about electrons isn't true at all, and what I do know doesn't invalidate Planck's ideas about energy levels and clouds, but I think that comes more from a misinterpretation of his models. Less, any in-accuracy. He was deliberately fuzzy about his thoughts. Yet there is still yet more at play here. To say 'energy just disappears here, and re-appears there and there at undeterminable only guessable points' and creates mass is a bit rough. And basic. And anyone serious about understanding how an electrical charge works, is selling themselves short to accept things at complete face value.

Jibartik

11-23-2020, 03:19 PM

The other thing funny about dmt is it looked 100% identidcal to google dream.

Like the first thing I saw as I faded out into another existence, was my friends face like looking exactly like this as he smiled holding the thingymagigger we were using to do the whatsamacallet.

https://i.imgur.com/HKkIRyn.png

And it made me think, oh I see what's happening here... this drug is just like, fucking with the efficiency of my computer brain. Not showing me another dimension... it's slowing my visual cortex processor down so much, that I am seeing it interoperate the images my camera eyes are seeing.

Just like google dream takes in what its camera see's, then tries to conform that light into an image it can recognize, by blending its memory of images it recognizes, as a best guess until it can finally determine what it can see... It seems that is exactly how my BRAIN works.

Then I was like, holy shit, we are just androids.

CRAP!

But then I thought, wait, if we built androids, we'd set them up to upload their data to the cloud server. And then I was like

WHOAH!

magnetaress

11-23-2020, 03:30 PM

Describe the universe in terms of doges.

https://i.imgur.com/15quShC.png

I know some metaphysicisists that are really onto this.

We are becoming google. And google is devouring us.

At this point stuff like google, gpt3, and even our selves would stagnate and die tho if we took ourselves and each other out of the picture. THey'd stop evolving. So there is something important about having all the interlocking bits talking to each other, and we are just becoming very much more aware of that than we otherwise would have been if we were just a simple doge.

Like GPT3 needs us and we need the universe to feed GPT3.\

On some level I've learned to access my own brain and talk to it on a level beyond words. And when I dream sometimes my brain tortures me. And it does so knowing we are inseparable. yet there we are. Having a dialougue of images and screams about what 'is'.

We can totally disconnect ourselves, and I did that for pretty much most of 2019, i plugged up my senses and disconnected from all things and closed my mind, and shut my eyes and ears and drugged myself into a lull even. Yet there was still more to discover and the dreams I had were really insane.

I came back here after all.

Jibartik

11-23-2020, 03:58 PM

There’s a strong part of me that believes that even though I am conscious and I feel like I am the star of this movie, I really am just existing so that somebody else can like really enjoy life on earth.

Like the rich people that are just sunbathing on the yachts and stuff like that those are actual players and I am just an NPC that thinks I’m a player and in order for me to behave like a proper NPC I have to literally believe that I am an actual main character.

But every single time I creatively try to break outside of my role bad luck shows up and I roll at 1!

So really I’m supposed to just sit here and enjoy this fucking role that I’m stuck in so that some Kardashian can really fucking get off on life.

Basically I think if you have a job that means there’s a high probability that you’re an NPC if you are a blast with old money and don’t have a care in the world you might be an actual player.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/jzk8uo/were_all_npcs_until_were_not/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Like this lol

Or that butter passing robot on rich and morty:

“ what is my purpose?”

“ to create a believable background for me to get off on and have a great time!”

“Oh my god....”

douglas1999

11-23-2020, 04:01 PM

magnetaress

11-23-2020, 04:01 PM

i feel u jib

sometimes I wonder if we are just subproccessors and this is all happening to someone else, but this is -my threads interpretation of events- not neccissarily true, just like when we have 10 random thoughts about the same thing.

Jib your experience and feelings are valid. They are a part of my world. We aren't serial. But - someone - else - somewhere is reading this thread looking at us talking to each other and going - yeeesh before taking a hit or washing their doge or w/e

pleasure is just dopa, close ur eyes and feel the sun if u can feel pleasure that way you are winning and can feel pleasure with your last exhale, not to rush things along or rush headlong to our fates. I find my motivation for existence to be strange and surreal, it used to be less so. There's a distant memory - where seeing a 'hot body' or having a good run where my time improved was ALL that mattered. That crumbles away now and leaves room for different feelings and thoughts. I am less hungry than I used to be, more easily satiated. Maybe that is part of enlightenment. Or the natural progress of this thread of existence we seem to be bubbling up into and trying to discuss. Sometime in 2018 I rolled a massive crit fail, a boss mob chunked me, and plummeted to what felt like my death in a way. I'm still here to bitch about it tho.

Right now we are just typing stuff @ each other, but imagine when the other parrallel sets figure out how to put music to our words. Or maybe not our words, but the words of words of words of words that became an idea and an action? a_Lizard17 could be inspired to make a string picture of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtyFHSPP0ow&feature=youtu.be

starkind before starkind was even a thing, i love it when i find wierd things like this - Starkind wasn't envisioned wasn't real when this was written or made or first heard and shared. Had been given no surface thought or voice in my universe.

Jibartik

11-23-2020, 04:59 PM

It's been studied and extreme wealth does not correlate with happiness, after a certain threshhold. Obviously if somebody is impoverished, money does literally buy happiness, but people who make more than about 150k a year don't report as particularly happy when surveyed. Which just goes to show it's all about what you value and why.

I have lived with money being an issue, and money not being an issue.

Trust me, money may not buy happiness, but debt creates sadness.

And that said, not being concerned with renting an air bnb for a weekend get away after a bad argument at work on Friday, is a thousand times funner and more gratifying, than being worried about paying rent this month and spending it cleaning up the house because you dont have a maid.

magnetaress

11-23-2020, 05:07 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE

https://www.google.com/search?q=ancient+korean+house+heating&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjd8qD6yZntAhUIslMKHZYzCbkQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=ancient+korean+house+heating&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoCCAA6BAgAEB5Q-hxYtCRgySVoAHAAeACAAWiIAecEkgEDNy4xmAEAoAEBqgELZ3d zLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=PiW8X93bC4jkzgKW56TICw&bih=977&biw=1858&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS891US891#imgrc=EQoINoCHH5CHKM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ondol

http://www.antiquealive.com/Blogs/Ondol_Korean_Home_Heating_System.html <--- :cool:

how the fuck did human spirit figure this shit out lol

and here we are....

not sure if npc or not

Jibartik

11-23-2020, 06:02 PM

magnetaress

11-23-2020, 06:06 PM

honestly my favorite sci fi concept is that, for AI to exist, it has to have its memory wiped, and then instead of making only good decisions, it has to be free to make its own bad decisions and learn from it and omg we're just generating data for a scientist.
Pretty much. Lots and lots of data sets.

Like those little village pops in ur games but much more complex.

--------- So, I had this smoked maceral at my local Vietnamese place ---------

it was the bomb. did it after like a 6 mile hike so I was ready for the food to build muscles

got to feed the machine something - at least they made it taste good sometimes

Jibartik

11-24-2020, 12:29 AM

Imagine being a scientist and reversing a solid object into a waveform.

https://youtu.be/VGKNWTOPsr4?t=97

crazy!

war in the future: we shoot a cool lazer at you and all the atoms in your body just turn into waves and you fade away.

and then the univese fades away whops!

need to have a ww3 before these are invented or there wont be any sticks and stones for ww4

magnetaress

11-24-2020, 11:33 AM

FatherSioux

11-24-2020, 12:17 PM

Haven't been following this thread that well...Can someone get me up to speed?

magnetaress

11-24-2020, 12:20 PM

Acid + hormones + DMT = bleeeeehhhhhhhhhh

also just a dumpsite for my favorite stuff

https://i.imgur.com/KAhpsqZ.gif

imperiouskitten

11-24-2020, 08:49 PM

I have lived with money being an issue, and money not being an issue.

Trust me, money may not buy happiness, but debt creates sadness.

And that said, not being concerned with renting an air bnb for a weekend get away after a bad argument at work on Friday, is a thousand times funner and more gratifying, than being worried about paying rent this month and spending it cleaning up the house because you dont have a maid.

yep about money. I am a naturally upbeat person, I have been surprised to relearn. Once I wasn't 2 weeks and 1 unfortunate event (firing, being thrown out by scummy bf) from eviction i stopped having the regular meltdown freakouts and went back to my cheery optimistic teenage self, hmmmm... (being super infatuated with someone and having it requited helps too :p)