Stop simping

[Nirgon]

Its a disease worse than alcoholism. You will always battle it. But you must prevail.

[Woke Locc]

Who was simping?

Grampas gone on 4cham again

[Jauna]

Who was simping?

Grampas gone on 4cham again

"stop liking what i dont like" is "simping" to zoomers

[douglas1999]

Isn't it when guys creepily stalk girls on youtube or whatever and constantly comment\superchat stuff like "I love this! You're so right!". It's a way of making yourself seem meek and unthreatening and always in agreement with a girl you want to bang.

Could be wrong.

[Toad1]

not sure what this thread is about so cant really comment

[douglas1999]

Simping defined: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTb16cse1-w

[reznor_]

I blame their parents

[Tethler]

Isn't it when guys creepily stalk girls on youtube or whatever and constantly comment\superchat stuff like "I love this! You're so right!". It's a way of making yourself seem meek and unthreatening and always in agreement with a girl you want to bang.


You seem to have very specific knowledge of this subject. Are you a girl on youtube, or the other one?

[Nirgon]

Stop doing it

[hobart]

drugs?

[BlackBellamy]

not sure what this thread is about so cant really comment

Chris "Simp" Lehr is a Call of Duty esports player, currently a player for Atlanta FaZe. He is a 2019 World Champion and 2019 World Championship MVP. He previously competed under the name Panzer-Lehr, but a beautiful woman convinced him that was offensive, and also she was hungry.


https://imgur.com/m6nFzQz.jpg

[Woke Locc]

Isn't it when guys creepily stalk girls on youtube or whatever and constantly comment\superchat stuff like "I love this! You're so right!". It's a way of making yourself seem meek and unthreatening and always in agreement with a girl you want to bang.

Could be wrong.

What is superchat?

[douglas1999]

It's when you pay money to get your comment\question read by the content creator you're watching on youtube. So for example, $10 to tell them "I'm gay", or "I'm gay lol"

[Danth]

Isn't it when guys creepily stalk girls on youtube or whatever and constantly comment\superchat stuff like "I love this! You're so right!". It's a way of making yourself seem meek and unthreatening and always in agreement with a girl you want to bang.

Could be wrong.

The term is new to me, but the tactic is probably as old as humanity. It can work to an extent if you're young and the teenage girls you're chasing at that age don't know any better. Adult women are usually wise to the tactic due to having seen it so often and it reeks of weakness and lack of confidence. Keep in mind that a lot of people posting on sites like YouTube probably ARE teenie-boppers or nerds, with either group being typically limited in their relationship experience. Hence I'm not convinced there's anything untoward going on here even if it's uncomfortable to see another dude bumble around in such a fashion.

Alternate version: Raise your hand if you've ever sat and listened to music that you detest because the gal sitting next to you in the car liked it. Been there done that. Least cars back then had the straight-across front seats so as to make the nuisance worth it. Dating today seems like it must be a dreary experience.

Danth

[douglas1999]

Oh it's definitely old as time, the term is just part of recently internet-born vernacular.

[Tunabros]

I always got the impression that adults couldn't simp

[douglas1999]

Oh, adult males can definitely still simp. Observe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTMow_7H47Q

[strongNpretty]

Nirgon needs to go outside, will somebody please take him out potty before he has an accident on the floor?

[Tunabros]

Oh, adult males can definitely still simp. Observe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTMow_7H47Q

There's a fine line between desperation and simping

[Topgunben]

What is simp?

[Tunabros]

What is simp?

Not sure if your being serious but
here's the definition (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simp).
Basically don't be this guy

[Toad1]

I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!

[Topgunben]

Not sure if your being serious but
here's the definition (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simp).
Basically don't be this guy

I was being serious. I see this term being flung around online, but wasn’t entirely sure what it was. I was a simp with my first few girlfriends back when I was 16.

By the time I hit 23 my simpness was gone. I started to realize that girls/women are not the holy angels that I was taught they were. They are flawed just like men, albeit in different ways. It seems counterintuitive to not do nice things for the person you like.

It’s like this guy I used to work with always said “no good deed goes unpunished”.

[Tunabros]

I was being serious. I see this term being flung around online, but wasn’t entirely sure what it was. I was a simp with my first few girlfriends back when I was 16.

By the time I hit 23 my simpness was gone. I started to realize that girls/women are not the holy angels that I was taught they were. They are flawed just like men, albeit in different ways. It seems counterintuitive to not do nice things for the person you like.

It’s like this guy I used to work with always said “no good deed goes unpunished”.

yup
basically those guys who donate 200 bucks to pokimane just to get their name said out loud
we live in a society

[Topgunben]

yup
basically those guys who donate 200 bucks to pokimane just to get their name said out loud
we live in a society

It’s a weird world we live in.

[Chortles Ban Appeal]

:p

[Woke Locc]

yup
basically those guys who donate 200 bucks to pokimane just to get their name said out loud
we live in a society

What categories does she run?

[Topgunben]

$200 bucks seems a little steep for a zoom stripper. You still get to watch even if you don’t pay right? So what’s the point of donating?

[Toad1]

whats pokimane?

[Woke Locc]

$200 bucks seems a little steep for a zoom stripper. You still get to watch even if you don’t pay right? So what’s the point of donating?

They do videos specifically for you if you pay em. I think only you get to see it, maybe?

It's like emotional intimacy or something https://i.imgur.com/JrnpZSc.gif

[kaizersoze]

my bottle of bath water is appreciating in value.

[bubur]

my belle stocks dropped precipitously after seeing her pop up on pornhub

did not click, absolutely boring

[Tethler]

This thread is almost as sad as Jauna's elf sex doll threads.

[Trexller]

This thread is almost as sad as Jauna's elf sex doll threads.

[Topgunben]

How much is a high quality elf doll like the one Juana owns?

Asking for a friend.

[Tethler]

How much is a high quality elf doll like the one Juana owns?

Asking for a friend.

I vaguely remember him mentioning price in one of his threads from a while back. I'm sure you could find it if you dig a little, or send him a PM directly.

[douglas1999]

Gonna buy an elf doll ironically lmao

[Nuggie]

The real thing is ridiculously more expensive, but worth it. Your better half is out there, mates. Don't give up.

[hobart]

So we fuck up all the political threads, but this one keeps it's own spot?

[bubur]

big angry simp detected

[Tunabros]

get a girlfriend
#problem solved