Horror Movie Thread

[Tankwipe]

Most horror movies are terrible. Tell me about one you think is not terrible.

[Skarne]

Hereditary

[Jibartik]

Hmm its kind of a catch 22 becasue the point of a horror movie is to be horrible.

When they try to be serious then its like whops, you just made cinima of the unsettling (https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/30y2hv/cinema_of_the_unsettling/).

Jason X: Jason in Space is a great horror movie, Tankwipe!

[Baler]

Evil Dead I & II
Army of Darkness
Rec
28 Days Later
Hammer Horror Films
Alien I
Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Friday the 13th
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Thing
Jacob's Ladder

[Tankwipe]

Evil Dead I & II
Army of Darkness
Rec
28 Days Later
Hammer Horror Films
Alien I
Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Friday the 13th
The Thing
Jacob's Ladder

This is a solid list but never seen Texas Chainsaw because I hate gore.

[Tankwipe]

Hmm its kind of a catch 22 becasue the point of a horror movie is to be horrible.

When they try to be serious then its like whops, you just made cinima of the unsettling (https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/30y2hv/cinema_of_the_unsettling/).

Jason X: Jason in Space is a great horror movie, Tankwipe!

I think we disagree fundamentally about horror as a genre

[Tankwipe]

Hereditary

Horror film of the decade easily

[DoodyLich666]

Re-animator
From beyond
Osorrio’s Blind Dead series
The vvitch
The original Hell raiser

[Jibartik]

I think we disagree fundamentally about horror as a genre

Critters 1 & 2 :o

Edit: I really liked these 3 modern horror movies!

Cabin in the Woods
It Follows
You're Next

It follows is a master-peace imo it captures this insane vibe that I believe is what horror is all about.

Cabin in the woods is a masterpeace unlike any other movie, and yet the ultimate homage to american horror!

I dont like americanal folklore horror though, that is like, twisted carnival themed, clowns and all like, that american mcgee alice and wonderland look.

I like the sunset laden 1970s firebirds and bloody axes american horror.

But to me a movie is good if it introduces a bunch of characters, then kills them 1 by 1.

[Jibartik]

Oh thread de-real inc!! Can I post about horr-IBLE movies?

:( Bill & Ted 3, fight me!

[GinnasP99]

I really like the "of the dead" Romero movies. Day of the dead is one of my favs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dIQJ39HKU0&t=2s

[Skarne]

You should watch Come and See. One of the most horrifying movies I’ve ever seen. Here’s the full movie on YouTube. If you aren’t convinced, read the reviews. https://youtu.be/NJYOg4ORc1w

[Baler]

TIL Resident Evil 2002 was loosely based on alice in wonderland.

[nilbog]

good question. it's hard to narrow down without some criteria. do you care how old it is? are there particular subgenres you want/don't want? (supernatural elements/scifi/demons/monsters/psychological etc)

recent:

hereditary
it follows
the babadook

old:

apocalypse trilogy (the thing (1982), prince of darkness, in the mouth of madness)

worth mentioning:

in search of darkness (documentary about 1980-1990 horror movies)

[Jibartik]

I really like the "of the dead" Romero movies. Day of the dead is one of my favs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dIQJ39HKU0&t=2s

My favorite movie of all time is Dawn of the Dead, extended version. It’s like 2.5 hrs, it was such a fantastic freaking movie for like decades it was just hands-down the most epic science-fiction, collapse, zombie movie, that had ever been made!

I love day of the dead too I’m so nostalgic for that music with the “hellllooooooo” over it.

I actually have a picture of myself in Fort Myers Florida at one of the locations for that opening scene somewhere!

It’s fun to play through dead rising part one, maybe once every four or five years because it is a great video game adaptation of those old movies!

[Baler]

The Exorcist (1973)

[Tankwipe]

good question. it's hard to narrow down without some criteria. do you care how old it is? are there particular subgenres you want/don't want? (supernatural elements/scifi/demons/monsters/psychological etc)

recent:

hereditary
it follows
the babadook

old:

apocalypse trilogy (the thing (1982), prince of darkness, in the mouth of madness)

worth mentioning:

in search of darkness (documentary about 1980-1990 horror movies)
I was mostly letting other people categorize how they like to give me a wide variety to investigate.

Never seen Prince of Darkness or that documentary. Will be investigating further, thanks!

[Baler]

The documentary is actually fairly recent,..

John carpenter's apocalypse trilogy is godly.

https://i.imgur.com/qrJyDIm.gif

(The Thing is my favorite movie of all time,
the other two movies are just icing on the cake)

[Jibartik]

The Exorcist (1973)

When I was a kid my mom used to tell me this was officially the scariest movie ever made, and I thought it like was a registered fact.

I watched it and was like mom this has nothing on Freddy.

Later i found out she thought it was so scary because she thought it was like, really real and happens all the time, and is like, basically a true story and could happen to any of us lol

lol poor mom :o

[Tankwipe]

The Exorcist (1973)

Watch it every Halloween <3

[Tankwipe]

When I was a kid my mom used to tell me this was officially the scariest movie ever made, and I thought it like was a registered fact.

I watched it and was like mom this has nothing on Freddy.

Later i found out she thought it was so scary because she thought it was like, really real and happens all the time, and is like, basically a true story and could happen to any of us lol

lol poor mom :o
In the 70's there was a real public fear about demons. My girlfriend grew up Catholic so it was especially spooky to her, whereas it didn't impact me nearly as much in terms of spookiness.

[Baler]

the Exorcist (1973)
Was one of the most publicly satanic movies of it's time. Do not under estimate the power of satan.

Now a days it's put to shame but in the early 70s, it's influence was powerful.

Whether you think it's a fairytale or real, it influenced cinema and horror

[Jibartik]

Yeah like everyone was so freaked about it, and as a kid who had to worry about freddy cutting out my veins and walking me off a cliff like a puppet I was so confused about the fear of that movie lol

But when i got older and was like, wait, you thought those movies were REAL!?! I was like lol that makes so much sense but hold up, mom, you thought the horror movie was REAL all this time!??!?

Then 30 years later here we are where we are and well...

turns out the Purge is gonna be real lol

Edit: and im not nocking it, its a fantastic movie, an actual horror FILM, and to this day I still think its officially the scariest movie ever made, because of all that history hehe

[Baler]

Since the topic of mistaking fake for real was brought up...

The Blair Witch Project

watch it alone, in the dark and with headphones. ;)

[Jibartik]

OHHH my god hahahaha

My IRL everquest friend was totally GOT by that movie hahahah He studied so much long ass backstory to the ghost story or whatever, and the kids, and man he thought it was so real and I was like "dude this is so fake nobody throws a map away"

hahaha man it felt so great when it all came out about it hahah man. What a good time that was.

Now we have that cancer found footage movie to deal with though, I'm literally watching one as I type this and I hate them, but as a horror fan you have to put up with them sometimes.

Speaking of, Spree (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA1vTNMWMe4) just came out, and it was a fun romp!

[Baler]

Speaking of, Spree (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA1vTNMWMe4) just came out, and it was a fun romp!

Epstein tunnels via golf carts basically?

[Mead]

The first 5 puppet masters

[Tankwipe]

OHHH my god hahahaha

My IRL everquest friend was totally GOT by that movie hahahah He studied so much long ass backstory to the ghost story or whatever, and the kids, and man he thought it was so real and I was like "dude this is so fake nobody throws a map away"

hahaha man it felt so great when it all came out about it hahah man. What a good time that was.

Now we have that cancer found footage movie to deal with though, I'm literally watching one as I type this and I hate them, but as a horror fan you have to put up with them sometimes.

Speaking of, Spree (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA1vTNMWMe4) just came out, and it was a fun romp!

I love found footage.

Jibartik I am so sad but we gotta fight now.

[Tankwipe]

Since the topic of mistaking fake for real was brought up...

The Blair Witch Project

watch it alone, in the dark and with headphones. ;)

I recommend the Last Broadcast. Slightly before Blair Witch and in a documentary format.

[Jibartik]

I love found footage.

Jibartik I am so sad but we gotta fight now.

hahah its all good I like everquest im bulletproof lmao

Spree is pretty good check it out if you havent seen it.

I was watching this found footage History (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPxEmxaQXZQ)channel 2 part movie, its pretty awesome if you like found footage.

[BarnabusCollins]

the film 'Hillary' was by far the scariest and ugliest

[Bardp1999]

If you havnt seen Teeth you are missing out

[charmcitysking]

Always fancied The Shining as the best horror film of all time. The decaying woman in the bathtub still gives me the creeps!

[Tankwipe]

Always fancied The Shining as the best horror film of all time. The decaying woman in the bathtub still gives me the creeps!

She makes a return in Doctor Sleep, which I saw recently. Not a good a sequel to the Kubrik film but deffo a neat movie imo

[Luigi]

The new stephen king IT Movies are A+

[Tankwipe]

The new stephen king IT Movies are A+

Well that first one was

[JurisDictum]

the first IT remake was extremely pedophilic. get your head checked. or go to school, learn to interpret cinematography. or keep eating and drinking shit and piss, i don't give that much of a fuck.

if that movie's pedophilia didn't creep you out (and you aren't a pervert) you are too obtuse to understand pretty much anything. In either case, breeding would be criminal and also stop voting.

[charmcitysking]

the first IT remake was extremely pedophilic. get your head checked. or go to school, learn to interpret cinematography. or keep eating and drinking shit and piss, i don't give that much of a fuck.

if that movie's pedophilia didn't creep you out (and you aren't a pervert) you are too obtuse to understand pretty much anything. In either case, breeding would be criminal and also stop voting.

but the second one was OK?

[Baler]

alice in wonder land
the wizard of oz
charlie and the chocolate factory

These were horror movies right?

[Tankwipe]

the first IT remake was extremely pedophilic. get your head checked. or go to school, learn to interpret cinematography. or keep eating and drinking shit and piss, i don't give that much of a fuck.

if that movie's pedophilia didn't creep you out (and you aren't a pervert) you are too obtuse to understand pretty much anything. In either case, breeding would be criminal and also stop voting.

:confused:

[Jibartik]

If you havnt seen Teeth you are missing out

VIGINA DENTADA

[Jibartik]

alice in wonder land
the wizard of oz
charlie and the chocolate factory

These were horror movies right?

Be me 5 years old

want to watch candy movie

https://i.imgur.com/dO4ElAI.gif

[Jibartik]

Audition is pretty cray and I even like, ruined a date once after seeing it cus I was like 'this b gonna poison me and put me in a bag i gotta go' lol thats true.

https://youtu.be/uR1DnkweK5U

holy crap i cant believe it is from 99 were so old. Also bonus points for being when EQ came out!

[reznor_]

Midsommar is one of my recent favorites, a lot of good moves are mentioned in this thread. It's a great film and cinematically breathtaking.

[Evia]

the first IT remake was extremely pedophilic. get your head checked. or go to school, learn to interpret cinematography. or keep eating and drinking shit and piss, i don't give that much of a fuck.

if that movie's pedophilia didn't creep you out (and you aren't a pervert) you are too obtuse to understand pretty much anything. In either case, breeding would be criminal and also stop voting.

Wait, what?:confused:


I think the Tim Curry Pennywise was scarier. That might just be the child inside me who was terrorized by the original movies tho.

[Tankwipe]

Wait, what?:confused:


I think the Tim Curry Pennywise was scarier. That might just be the child inside me who was terrorized by the original movies tho.

man i dunno dude got mad when he got a boner looking at a child and seems like he's projecting it onto the rest of us

[Baler]

want to watch candy movie

Candy Man
Candy Man
....
Candy Man!

[Jibartik]

Midsommar is one of my recent favorites, a lot of good moves are mentioned in this thread. It's a great film and cinematically breathtaking.

This movie is amazing!

I watched it twice in a row, because I wanted to see at what point would I have a 'red flag' that this awesome vacation with this person Ive lived with for the last year, would be what it turns out to be?

It turns out that I would have my first red flag, way to late to be able to do anything about it.

It's one of the first horror movies that I couldn't say "don't go in there!" because everything leading to going in there is totally rational and makes total sense like, sure if your totally chill friend/roommate asks you to go to a super awesome swedish cultural celebration back home, you'd be nuts to not "go in there" with em lol

[Luigi]

other pennywise was scarier but this one has an AMAZING Laugh especially at the end of the second movie.

I love the way he yearns for the kids to play with him, dont miss those two you can download both in an hour or less.

[JurisDictum]

man i dunno dude got mad when he got a boner looking at a child and seems like he's projecting it onto the rest of us

yes that is exactly how they got away with it. enjoy being unwitting accomplice to pedophilia promotion because of your Disney-fan-like attachment to certain franchises. read a book

[Tankwipe]

yes that is exactly how they got away with it. enjoy being unwitting accomplice to pedophilia promotion because of your Disney-fan-like attachment to certain franchises. read a book
https://i.imgur.com/U08FfDx.jpg

[Luigi]

what is this about getting boners? I must have missed something

[Jibartik]

Is this thread becoming a horror movie in front of our very eyes?

[Skarne]

Haha looks like somebody is projecting

[Tankwipe]

Haha looks like somebody is projecting

Right? "Oh no I found that child sexually arousing. I better get mad at everyone who saw it because how I feel is totally how everyone feels about it."

[Woke Locc]

Right? "Oh no I found that child sexually arousing. I better get mad at everyone who saw it because how I feel is totally how everyone feels about it."

I'm not sure which movie she means, but in the 90s I saw the one where the clown was secretly a spider and had children trapped in his webs.

Maybe steven king bad

[JurisDictum]

taln bout It 2017 FYI

only retards couldn't see the hollywood pedo overflow there :) I think they justified it on set by saying the "pedo male gaze" was "horrifying" in itself. That was a sham argument the producers should not have accepted, and the publishers should have put the kibosh. But they deduced correctly that most people are like Tankwipe here. Anyway I know this is way over your heads.

[Skarne]

taln bout It 2017 FYI

only retards couldn't see the hollywood pedo overflow there :) I think they justified it on set by saying the "pedo male gaze" was "horrifying" in itself. That was a sham argument the producers should not have accepted. I know this is way over your heads.

Haha..dude take a midol

[JurisDictum]

I'm not sure which movie she means, but in the 90s I saw the one where the clown was secretly a spider and had children trapped in his webs.

Maybe steven king bad

actually the book just had the dad character be abusive physically. It was the 2017 movie which edited the plot to make the dad character a pedo rapist -- to really telegraph the pedo thing, which is hinted at through the visual language of the entire film, to you nitwits.

The real problem wasn't the writing; it was the cinematographic language. Most movies in this festering culture sell cars, black guys and coca cola (above your head); this one sold the unclothed bodies of children. A number of match cuts come to mind which deliberately drew attention to children's body parts. I am not a genius and this was not exactly subtle; in fact I would argue you are a complete fucking retard if you didn't catch it. Do not breed or vote.

Again, I believe they were intentionally doing "pedo male gaze" as a deliberate "horror" thing, which I think is in awful taste since it doubles as porn for pedophiles. It was also outrage fuel to sell the movie. I understand that this is way beyond most of you at every single turn.

anyway Stephen King is fine.

[Woke Locc]

actually the book just had the dad character be abusive physically. It was the 2017 movie which edited the plot to make the dad character a pedo rapist -- to really telegraph the pedo thing, which is hinted at through the visual language of the entire film, to you nitwits.

The real problem wasn't the writing; it was the cinematographic language. Most movies in this festering culture sell cars, black guys and coca cola (above your head); this one sold the unclothed bodies of children. A number of match cuts come to mind which deliberately drew attention to children's body parts. I am not a genius and this was not exactly subtle; in fact I would argue you are a complete fucking retard if you didn't catch it. Do not breed or vote.

Again, I believe they were intentionally doing "pedo male gaze" as a deliberate "horror" thing, which I think is in awful taste since it doubles as porn for pedophiles. It was also outrage fuel to sell the movie. I understand that this is way beyond most of you at every single turn.

anyway Stephen King is fine.

I haven't seen the 2017 movie, that's just the first one.

King bad.

[Skarne]

actually the book just had the dad character be abusive physically. It was the 2017 movie which edited the plot to make the dad character a pedo rapist -- to really telegraph the pedo thing, which is hinted at through the visual language of the entire film, to you nitwits.

The real problem wasn't the writing; it was the cinematographic language. Most movies in this festering culture sell cars, black guys and coca cola (above your head); this one sold the unclothed bodies of children. A number of match cuts come to mind which deliberately drew attention to children's body parts. I am not a genius and this was not exactly subtle; in fact I would argue you are a complete fucking retard if you didn't catch it. Do not breed or vote.

Again, I believe they were intentionally doing "pedo male gaze" as a deliberate "horror" thing, which I think is in awful taste since it doubles as porn for pedophiles. It was also outrage fuel to sell the movie. I understand that this is way beyond most of you at every single turn.

anyway Stephen King is fine.

Sheesh and I thought I had too much time on my hands

[Skarne]

actually the book just had the dad character be abusive physically. It was the 2017 movie which edited the plot to make the dad character a pedo rapist -- to really telegraph the pedo thing, which is hinted at through the visual language of the entire film, to you nitwits.

The real problem wasn't the writing; it was the cinematographic language. Most movies in this festering culture sell cars, black guys and coca cola (above your head); this one sold the unclothed bodies of children. A number of match cuts come to mind which deliberately drew attention to children's body parts. I am not a genius and this was not exactly subtle; in fact I would argue you are a complete fucking retard if you didn't catch it. Do not breed or vote.

Again, I believe they were intentionally doing "pedo male gaze" as a deliberate "horror" thing, which I think is in awful taste since it doubles as porn for pedophiles. It was also outrage fuel to sell the movie. I understand that this is way beyond most of you at every single turn.

anyway Stephen King is fine.

Posted 12:22AM...edited 12:47AM. Your eyes must hurt.

[Woke Locc]

Posted 12:22AM...edited 12:47AM. Your eyes must hurt.

Time zones exist, cornfucker.

[Skarne]

They sure do, but my point was he spent like 30 minutes typing and editing that. Haha cornfucker? Grow up you know it isn’t really 1999 anymore right? You don’t gotta keep acting like you’re 12.

[Tankwipe]

actually the book just had the dad character be abusive physically. It was the 2017 movie which edited the plot to make the dad character a pedo rapist -- to really telegraph the pedo thing, which is hinted at through the visual language of the entire film, to you nitwits.

The real problem wasn't the writing; it was the cinematographic language. Most movies in this festering culture sell cars, black guys and coca cola (above your head); this one sold the unclothed bodies of children. A number of match cuts come to mind which deliberately drew attention to children's body parts. I am not a genius and this was not exactly subtle; in fact I would argue you are a complete fucking retard if you didn't catch it. Do not breed or vote.

Again, I believe they were intentionally doing "pedo male gaze" as a deliberate "horror" thing, which I think is in awful taste since it doubles as porn for pedophiles. It was also outrage fuel to sell the movie. I understand that this is way beyond most of you at every single turn.

anyway Stephen King is fine.
Qanon got ahold of you bad huh? Also explain part in bold please

[JurisDictum]

Qanon got ahold of you bad huh? Also explain part in bold please

yeah haha art is a conspiracy

ps did u really not notice the part in bold for last 20 years? please explain king dingus. i really truly want to hear how simple and carefree your life is.

[Tankwipe]

yeah haha art is a conspiracy

ps did u really not notice the part in bold for last 20 years? please explain king dingus. i really truly want to hear how simple and carefree your life is.
I don't understand what it literally means.

[JurisDictum]

I don't understand what it literally means.

Most art sells a subtext. Propagandists, particularly in the commiesphere, were renowned for their use of the film medium in its early history. It is almost impossible to produce a work of art which does not sell ideas. I think this is what the abstract movements were about, but I'm not sure; after all I am just a normal person with a brain and I wouldn't waste your time with any pretense of brilliance.

The products I referenced are very common commodities included in many works of film and other art. They are so included with the intent to induce sales. This is called "product placement". Other behaviors, norms, and ideas can also be driven into the minds of a population by "product placement" in art.

[Tankwipe]

Most art sells a subtext. Propagandists, particularly in the commiesphere, were renowned for their use of the film medium in its early history. It is almost impossible to produce a work of art which does not sell ideas. I think this is what the abstract movements were about, but I'm not sure; after all I am just a normal person with a brain.

yes very normal and stable
so you're saying the movies sell black people as a concept

[JurisDictum]

yes very normal and stable
so you're saying the movies sell black people as a concept

There are many films which sell social concepts hamfistedly. I would point you to that "Ghostbusters" movie awhileback to reference an instance that may have been fed to you with peer approval and spoon.

There is also the fact that we had not had a White Disney princess for like 50 years, until Frozen. Even including hers (the most successful Disney franchise in decades), the number of White protagonists in Disney properties has declined precipitously since the 1980s. Did that never stand out to you in that period as an unlikely confluence of odds? Sorry if that's hard to remember back to.

[Tankwipe]

There are many films which sell social concepts hamfistedly. I would point you to that "Ghostbusters" movie awhileback to reference an instance that may have been fed to you with peer approval and spoon.

There is also the fact that we had not had a White Disney princess for like 50 years, until Frozen. Did that never stand out to you as an unlikely confluence of odds?

so yes
so what is the function of trying to sell black people as a concept. what is the goal.

are you saying that white people are being erased by movies

[JurisDictum]

so yes
so what is the function of trying to sell black people as a concept. what is the goal.

are you saying that white people are being erased by movies

Not really. It's much like US Army propaganda of the end of the Second World War which sought to normalize the marriage of soldiers to women from Southeast Asia. Despite the prevalence of racism in that era, the Army reels were downright fawning. Whatever the end might be now, in that era it was intended to increase social cohesion.

Ideas can be sold by a multitude of factions for an infinite number of reasons. I think Disney avoided White princesses even though they sell way wway better just because of personal fear of heat by individual executives. (At least that's my public position; I happen to know there is Federal guidance driving most of these old-media empires but it's not the crucial point here.)

[Tankwipe]

Not really. It's much like US Army propaganda of the end of the Second World War which sought to normalize the marriage of soldiers to women from Southeast Asia. It's intended to increase social cohesion.
oh okay

[JurisDictum]

oh okay

i've been around here a pretty long time talking. i've never been all about "white genocide" and stuff like that. you're an idiot discussing in bad faith but I hope you learned something about art, marketing and nuance. That IT movie was creepy. Give it another look!

Or better yet, watch propaganda that's awesome like The Battle of Algiers (1966). I promise you it is not right-wing.

[Jibartik]

what is this thread, portland?

[Tankwipe]

what is this thread, portland?

dude I have no idea, but the guy has some ideas about the world

[Woke Locc]

Famous non whites: the french(1991)

[Tankwipe]

oh man the dude saw one black disney princess and assumed that they stopped making white ones

[JurisDictum]

*slender fingers scratch a notch into rifle butt, frowning, & stop 1/3 of the length of the rest of the fasce*

[JurisDictum]

oh man the dude saw one black disney princess and assumed that they stopped making white ones

brother you misidentified me completely and now your point is that there's no propaganda in art. that's really dumb so you ought to stop. also I am a girl (poasting on my husbando's account).

[Woke Locc]

Famous non whites: the Russians(1997)

[JurisDictum]

Famous non whites: the Russians(1997)

what film? was there a good movie that year??

[Woke Locc]

what film? was there a good movie that year??

Anastasia

[JurisDictum]

Anastasia

she's b. disney has a-properties and b-properties. kind of an elevated made-for-tv.

[Tankwipe]

brother you misidentified me completely and now your point is that there's no propaganda in art. that's really dumb so you ought to stop. also I am a girl (poasting on my husbando's account).

no you think that's my point
i don't make points
i am literally worthless
dude

[Woke Locc]

Famous non whites: the shrek cinematic universe(2001-)

famous non whites: the incredibles

famous non whites: the Germans(2010)

Famous non whites: MALEFICENT (2014)

ok I'm done sry

[JurisDictum]

Famous non whites: the french(1991)

Okay I get the joke now. This movie was about loving someone no matter how they looked, even if brown. Therefore I reject it.

[JurisDictum]

no you think that's my point
i don't make points
i am literally worthless
dude
um, okay I guess you won at that then.
Famous non whites: the shrek cinematic universe(2001-)

famous non whites: the incredibles

famous non whites: the Germans(2010)

Famous non whites: MALEFICENT (2014)

ok I'm done sry

2010 who? can't even find

incredibles was not mainline, it's pixar or w/e right? shrek also. they were steve jobs pictures. :o

maleficent is post frozen.


point still standing, give me beef


edit wait: shrek was lucasfilm

[Tankwipe]

Okay I get the joke now. This movie was about loving someone no matter how they looked, even if brown. Therefore I reject it.

brown people SCARY

[Woke Locc]

Okay I get the joke now. This movie was about loving someone no matter how they looked, even if brown. Therefore I reject it.

I've come to think of it as Bourbon revanchist propaganda

[JurisDictum]

brown people SCARY

yesssss give me more

[Woke Locc]

um, okay I guess you won at that then.


2010 who? can't even find

incredibles was not mainline, it's pixar or w/e right? shrek also. they were steve jobs pictures. :o

maleficent is post frozen.


point still standing, give me beef


edit wait: shrek was lucasfilm

2010 Tangled(rapunzel fairy tale)

[JurisDictum]

https://i.imgur.com/TZp79GX.jpg

now that thread is about me. r8 me at 14

[JurisDictum]

2010 Tangled(rapunzel fairy tale)

was that a real movie? nobody cares about it

[Woke Locc]

was that a real movie? nobody cares about it

I thought we were talking about disney princesses

We are arguing about cartoons, you see.

[JurisDictum]

i moved the goalpost because i realized it's race pictures i refer to, not princess color stricktly. by the way i am watching Dragon Ball for the first time and it's aewsome

[Tankwipe]

was that a real movie? nobody cares about it
hey that movie was okay

[JurisDictum]

We are arguing about cartoons, you see.

Ric Flair is the president

[Tankwipe]

Ric Flair is the president

Hogan 2020

[JurisDictum]

Hogan 2020

isn't he all over RTV now? almost as bad as marrying an excellent Russian post-op, which I do indeed allege. look at her shoulders.

[Tankwipe]

https://i.imgur.com/TZp79GX.jpg

now that thread is about me. r8 me at 14

R8 4 R8

https://i.imgur.com/hBy9xqI.png

[JurisDictum]

honestly pretty good color scheme 7/8 sanic and im only docking that 1 to keep an open mind

[Tankwipe]

honestly pretty good color scheme 7/8 sanic and im only docking that 1 to keep an open mind

ty

[JurisDictum]

ty

like one of the best i ever saw

[Tankwipe]

like one of the best i ever saw
s-stop
we r in public

[Luigi]

OK I get it, IT The book had some sick parts, thats just because stephen king is a but nuts, and yea i think he is a bit of a perv, a sex deprived perv.

Anyways

The 2 new movies had big production values and were in theaters, so dont expect any of that nonsense in them.

Serious, watch them they are really great.

[JurisDictum]

OK I get it, IT The book had some sick parts, thats just because stephen king is a but nuts, and yea i think he is a bit of a perv, a sex deprived perv.

Anyways

The 2 new movies had big production values and were in theaters, so dont expect any of that nonsense in them.

Serious, watch them they are really great.

i said the opposite nerd

[Tankwipe]

i said the opposite nerd

i think this is called an "argument"

[BlackBellamy]

I stay away from the horror genre now, even though I enjoyed reading IT and watching The Shining and all those glorious slasher flicks from the 80s.

That's because I loaded the internet one day and I saw a guy holding another guy and he was sawing a blade across his throat and blood was gushing out and the second guy was gurgling and looking right at the camera as he died. And the horror came from the thought that if I booked a flight and rented a car and drove out to meet that first guy, he would saw off my head as well because he wouldn't be a Hollywood actor but a guy who saws people's heads off every day because it makes him feel good about his life.

[Luigi]

Sounds like your doing really well.

[Baler]

Shake Hands With Danger (1980)

[Vaarsuvius]

Freaks (1932),
Tusk (2014)

[Baler]

Tusk (2014)

noo why bring that up. I had that image out of my brain for good. :(

Also I read that kevin smith thought up the entire movie on a podcast then made it.

[Vaarsuvius]

noo why bring that up. I had that image out of my brain for good. :(

Also I read that kevin smith thought up the entire movie on a podcast then made it.

Because it's so creepy, weird and horrifying but at the same time so realistic that it might as well have happened /happen somewhere IRL

This is way better in my book than any movie like "the White Lady" or recent Annabelle cursed doll pieces of shit, or any Amityville copycat


PS: Tusk >> Human Centipede IMHO, and add the original Ring movie to the list

[GinnasP99]

Event Horizon was pretty cool.

[Jibartik]

now im afraid to watch tusk

Event Horizon was pretty cool.

oh god yea MY EYES

[Tankwipe]

now im afraid to watch tusk



oh god yea MY EYES

Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see.

[elkboot]

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Alien (1979)
The Shining (1980)
The Ring (2002)
The Witch (2015)
Midsommar (2019)

I enjoyed all of these. Most horror films are usually pretty annoying or boring to watch imho. The Witch was my favorite.