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magnetaress
08-26-2020, 10:52 PM
probably jalapeņos burning a hole in my colon and letting shit and sedatives flood my abdomen imo

Probably not a gay riot over politics

Snortles Chortles
08-26-2020, 10:55 PM
https://i.imgur.com/HhgYvHN.gif

Baler
08-26-2020, 10:55 PM
I ate 2 Habanero's today. Get on my level.

For real tho, Old age, 100 years and i'm out.

solleks
08-26-2020, 11:12 PM
Magic

Woke Locc
08-26-2020, 11:18 PM
I don't intend to die

magnetaress
08-26-2020, 11:18 PM
I ate 2 Habanero's today. Get on my level.

For real tho, Old age, 100 years and i'm out.

But did u scrape the fleshy white bits out. Thats the hot stuff. 🔥

RecondoJoe
08-27-2020, 12:54 AM
Suicide for sure. Have zero desire to grow old. I've worked in a nursing home, and I've never met anyone over the age of 70 wasn't completely miserable. I ain't going out like that.

DMN
08-27-2020, 01:10 AM
Asteroid.

Topgunben
08-27-2020, 01:11 AM
probably jalapeņos burning a hole in my colon and letting shit and sedatives flood my abdomen imo

Probably not a gay riot over politics

What did you think about blm attacking the Trans person in portland?

Kind of odd that blm is pro Trans yet this happened.

zodium
08-27-2020, 03:46 AM
well.

magnetaress
08-27-2020, 03:57 AM
Blm isn't pro Trans even if they want to say so. There's a lot of sexism that takes a back seat to the racism and hypermasculinity or "perfect maleness" expected of black men. And it's racist to even talk about it and the left will say otherwise.

I'm not at all surprised blm attacked a Trans person.

magnetaress
08-27-2020, 04:01 AM
All that said I find it silly and or unreasonable to chastise a poor oppressed person over a trans identity. Obviously normal black people are more important than some privileged white kid with ambiguous surgically enhanced genitalia and a doctors note. And black men have every right to police each others sexuality without my interference or opinion feelings making their jimmies willie.

Mead
08-28-2020, 08:14 AM
Cancer for sure. The paternal side of my family has breast, testicular, prostate, glio, and appendiceal ca.

Jimjam
08-28-2020, 08:44 AM
I don't intend to die

You go! Live for ever or die trying!

douglas1999
08-28-2020, 01:46 PM
everquest OD

A Knight
08-28-2020, 07:34 PM
I hope its asteroid.

Evia
08-28-2020, 08:12 PM
The apocalypse in roughly 3 years

Jibartik
08-28-2020, 08:21 PM
As someone who has been watching way too many collapse of society movies since this pandemic started, Im going to go ahead and say that Ill die in my 60s of some type of thyroid cancer. Along with like the other 90% of the world after that anomaly in the south pole that appeared about 10 years ago turns out to mean the poles are flipping.

That or maybe that apocalypse in 3 years. :)

solleks
08-28-2020, 08:52 PM
South pole haha good one

Tethler
08-28-2020, 09:50 PM
Ideally, a heart attack while balls deep in muh wife.

Evia
08-28-2020, 10:30 PM
Ideally, a heart attack while balls deep in muh wife.

That poor woman

Arteker
08-28-2020, 10:54 PM
hopefully same way as my grandfather, at 73 with my 23 year secretary on my office.

A Knight
08-29-2020, 12:56 AM
dying from an asteroid probably makes you feel like your soul is connected to the universe. Unless its a small asteroid, then back to atheism and constant questioning.

Jimjam
08-29-2020, 01:43 AM
Peacefully in my sleep like my uncle the bus driver, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Tethler
08-29-2020, 01:56 AM
That poor woman

Come on man, have a sense of humor.