RE:RecondoJoe

[Baler]

RecondoJoe is a pimple on P99's ass.

[RecondoJoe]

BUMP

[greenspectre]

BUMP

Response to pimple accusation checks out.

[Tankwipe]

A very effective troll is he that gets threads calling him out. Y'all drank the piss flavored Kool-Aid on this one.

[Baler]

A very effective troll is he that gets threads calling him out. Y'all drank the piss flavored Kool-Aid on this one.

How much did you pay for a 2010 forum account? :)

[Tankwipe]

How much did you pay for a 2010 forum account? :)
Let's just say it was like a LOT of handjobs

[Lune]

Recon, sincere question, are you a virgin? Because of all the cringey shit on your facebook perhaps the most embarrassing is all the bitterness towards women.

Also it'd be a shame if somebody notified Davey Tree Services of NoVa that one of their employees is in fact a white nationalist who flies a white nationalist flag in their bedroom and posts about it.

#TreeCuttingCancelled

[TheSurgeon]

I'm 90% certain the guy is actually Swautistic. Just sitting in his cell pretending he matters still.

[BlackBellamy]

Those Afghani sluts will fuck anyone for half a Snickers bar c'mon man of course he was swimming in pussy.

[Albanwr]

could you please point me in the direction of where I can "spend" my snickers bars please?

[RecondoJoe]

Recon, sincere question, are you a virgin? Because of all the cringey shit on your facebook perhaps the most embarrassing is all the bitterness towards women.

Also it'd be a shame if somebody notified Davey Tree Services of NoVa that one of their employees is in fact a white nationalist who flies a white nationalist flag in their bedroom and posts about it.

#TreeCuttingCancelled
Be careful, making real life threats, particularly ones that involve doxxing other players is considered a pretty serious offense around here. All this was anticipated, however. Lynchburg isn’t NOVA, and I’m not even from that state — I worked there briefly for bid work. Feel free to contact Davey Tree though. When I quit working there within 2 weeks the entire climbing crew quit to come work with me instead. I hate that company and would thoroughly enjoy causing my old boss grief.

[Lune]

You didn't answer my question: virgin or not a virgin? Because honestly it just makes sense that you'd channel all that repressed rage at women toward internet trolling.

Have you ever killed a prostitute?

[RecondoJoe]

Have you ever killed a prostitute?

You’re stalking people and threatening to attack them in real life over a rants and flames forum for an online video game because they made a thread you don’t like? this is a characteristic frequently exhibited by mass shooters. From what I’ve seen you’re likely the most dangerous person posting on this sub forum. I’m just posting here to have fun. It would never cross my mind to harm another player in-game or in real life because they argued with me on a subforum that was designed for drama and bickering.

[Lune]

You’re stalking people and threatening to attack them in real life over a rants and flames forum for an online video game because they made a thread you don’t like? this is a characteristic frequently exhibited by mass shooters. From what I’ve seen you’re likely the most dangerous person posting on this sub forum. I’m just posting here to have fun. It would never cross my mind to harm another player in-game or in real life because they argued with me on a subforum that was designed for drama and bickering.

No stalking involved; you posted all your information here willingly like an idiot, and I haven't revealed anything you haven't revealed yourself.

And I take your continued avoidance of the question to mean that you are indeed a virgin. Might I suggest a more healthy coping behavior than internet trolling? Maybe some form of personal development, schooling or something, I don't know.

[RecondoJoe]

You need help. I genuinely fear for the safety of any women who may have rejected you.
You’re coming off as another Stephen McDaniel right now.

[Skarne]

At this point I’m convinced recon is purposely trolling. All he does is lie and respond with “No, you are!”

[quido]

FUCK YOU ALL

[Tankwipe]

incel itt

[FatMice]

Response to pimple accusation checks out.

I lol’d

[Woke Locc]

Seek Wife

[cd288]

Be careful, making real life threats, particularly ones that involve doxxing other players is considered a pretty serious offense around here. All this was anticipated, however. Lynchburg isn’t NOVA, and I’m not even from that state — I worked there briefly for bid work. Feel free to contact Davey Tree though. When I quit working there within 2 weeks the entire climbing crew quit to come work with me instead. I hate that company and would thoroughly enjoy causing my old boss grief.

To be fair he didn’t doxx you at all. You’re the person who has told everyone on an online forum who he is and provided a link to your personal facebook.

[RecondoJoe]

To be fair he didn’t doxx you at all. You’re the person who has told everyone on an online forum who he is and provided a link to your personal facebook.

So does this mean that every single person who posts on the Facebook P99 group has now consented to having Lune or any of you other losers threaten to harm them in real-life? Because I can tell you right now that the facebook page is about 300x more active than this forum and reddit combined, and that most of these people had already stalked me there prior to this thread.

Like you're such a garbage human being. Prove to us that you're not a 300-pound piece of lard who hasn't worked a day in his life because your post history suggests otherwise. I can click 4 pages back, before I even graced this forum and see you whining and attacking literally every single person who posts.

I let you look like a fucking dumbass on purpose, making claims about me that I knew I could and would easily disprove, just because you're entertaining. But stop pretending to be this moral person who has the right to claim that every single other person on this forum is fake, and everything they say is a lie. You just spent a week making false claims about me, and then shut that cock-holster real fast once I proved what a dumbass you are. You conveniently pretend like that never happened now, and instead of condemning people for being garbage, you justify it because if people don't want to be threatened in real-life then they shouldn't never post on social media, stream this game, or add anyone on Discord.

This is bullshit. You are bullshit. You're a garbage human being, and I guarantee when I'm bored of this forum, you'll still be here whining like a fucking bitch about how no one will invite you to their Blackburrow Groups or how the game is too hard to play on Green since no one will PL you.

Whether I like someone or not, I will never justify anyone making threats towards that person in real-life -- especially over a god damn video game. That's not just against forum policy, that's actually against real life laws as well. Imagine what would happen if I messaged my next door neighbor and told him that I planned on contacting his employer with slander with intent to cause harm, and he simply called the police? We both know what would happen.

[Trexller]

Again

Why are we legitimizing this attention whore troll? Joe's posts are lazy, dull witted and overtly exist for one purpose; To troll RnF.

Any replies to Joe further validate this troglodyte, so why do you all bother?

[Trexller]

Dude you have voluntarily given us enough details of your life to find out anything about you.

If the subject of personal data, gives it up willingly, that is exactly NOT doxxing.

You consistently Dox Yourself, joe

[cd288]

So does this mean that every single person who posts on the Facebook P99 group has now consented to having Lune or any of you other losers threaten to harm them in real-life? Because I can tell you right now that the facebook page is about 300x more active than this forum and reddit combined, and that most of these people had already stalked me there prior to this thread.

Like you're such a garbage human being. Prove to us that you're not a 300-pound piece of lard who hasn't worked a day in his life because your post history suggests otherwise. I can click 4 pages back, before I even graced this forum and see you whining and attacking literally every single person who posts.

I let you look like a fucking dumbass on purpose, making claims about me that I knew I could and would easily disprove, just because you're entertaining. But stop pretending to be this moral person who has the right to claim that every single other person on this forum is fake, and everything they say is a lie. You just spent a week making false claims about me, and then shut that cock-holster real fast once I proved what a dumbass you are. You conveniently pretend like that never happened now, and instead of condemning people for being garbage, you justify it because if people don't want to be threatened in real-life then they shouldn't never post on social media, stream this game, or add anyone on Discord.

This is bullshit. You are bullshit. You're a garbage human being, and I guarantee when I'm bored of this forum, you'll still be here whining like a fucking bitch about how no one will invite you to their Blackburrow Groups or how the game is too hard to play on Green since no one will PL you.

Whether I like someone or not, I will never justify anyone making threats towards that person in real-life -- especially over a god damn video game. That's not just against forum policy, that's actually against real life laws as well. Imagine what would happen if I messaged my next door neighbor and told him that I planned on contacting his employer with slander with intent to cause harm, and he simply called the police? We both know what would happen.

First off I never said anything about his threats. I said he didn’t doxx you, which is true. Never said that meant he could threaten you. Stop having another meltdown.

Also, I’m not sure what you mean about proving me wrong and you having like shut me up or something. I still maintain what I have always maintained, that you just claim a bunch of things to try and make yourself sound tough or cool or whatever but then can’t offer actual proof of any of them. But wait, oh right, you said you shut me up real bad or something like that...what by like posting about how you’re good at climbing trees and doing tough manual labor?

As far as who I am, since you asked (notice how that works btw? You talk about yourself if someone asks about you not whenever you feel like blabbing on to try and make yourself seem impressive), I used to work in the game industry and am now a lawyer on Wall Street. But as for telling you who I am and sharing personal information to prove it? Why on earth would I ever do that (much less provide it to someone who is as clearly mentally unstable and unsettled as yourself)? And here’s another key difference for you, when you don’t believe what I say I won’t have an emotional meltdown where I write novel long forum comments crying and bitching like a toddler who was just told he can’t have desert.

[cd288]

And for the record to make it extra clear I do not support him threatening you

[RecondoJoe]

Dude you have voluntarily given us enough details of your life to find out anything about you.

If the subject of personal data, gives it up willingly, that is exactly NOT doxxing.

You consistently Dox Yourself, joe

And this makes threatening people in real-life okay? Again, there's about 5 people who post on RNF consistently. There's about 500 who post on the P99 page consistently. Do all of those people deserve to be threatened because they doxxed themselves? Imagine if Blizzard allowed this policy, considering that they promote Real ID and even added a feature that allows you to stream your gameplay directly to facebook.

Just because you can find someone online does not mean that making criminal threats towards them is justified. I personally make no attempt to hide who I am because I'm not ashamed, and I fully realize that there's very little that can be done to me by these forum trolls, but the fact that you guys not only make threats towards other people, but then justify them, speaks volumes about the kind of person you are.

I'm glad I'm the only person here who isn't scared of being bullied by a bunch of unemployed people who live off of my tax dollars. I can tell by the circle jerk that lingers here that you're used to scaring people off and I absolutely love the fact that you're foaming at the mouth at the fact that I not only routinely fucking destroy you, but I don't back down and run away from a bunch of losers who otherwise couldn't exist anywhere else online due to the fact that they are incompatible with the rest of society.

[Skarne]

Grawwwr! Muh tax dollars!!! Grawwwwwr generalizations!!! Wall of text yaarrrrr I climb trees and was special forces bluuhhhb

[Trexller]

Like you're such a garbage human being. Prove to us that you're not a 300-pound piece of lard who hasn't worked a day in his life

You Go First, you have never been able to back up a single claim you made in your post career under the alt account named RecondoJoe

This is bullshit. You are bullshit. You're a garbage human being, and I guarantee when I'm bored of this forum, you'll still be here whining like a fucking bitch about how no one will invite you to their Blackburrow Groups or how the game is too hard to play on Green since no one will PL you.

Sigmund Freud considered that, in emotional projection, thoughts, motivations, desires, and feelings that cannot be accepted as one's own are dealt with by being placed in the outside world and attributed to someone else.

[Trexller]

And this makes threatening people in real-life okay?

No threats to person or property were made.

Were someone to somehow make a list of incendiary posts and somehow linked it to a real life person, they would be merely subject to a forum ban, and pop back up on an alt account.

Or in the most extreme cases, subject to 18 U.S. Code § 119. However for a tiny little corner of the internet like this, it will go unnoticed, as you definitely do not have the funds to retain counsel and hire the appropriate people who could scour the internet and prove this.

[cd288]

And this makes threatening people in real-life okay? Again, there's about 5 people who post on RNF consistently. There's about 500 who post on the P99 page consistently. Do all of those people deserve to be threatened because they doxxed themselves? Imagine if Blizzard allowed this policy, considering that they promote Real ID and even added a feature that allows you to stream your gameplay directly to facebook.

Just because you can find someone online does not mean that making criminal threats towards them is justified. I personally make no attempt to hide who I am because I'm not ashamed, and I fully realize that there's very little that can be done to me by these forum trolls, but the fact that you guys not only make threats towards other people, but then justify them, speaks volumes about the kind of person you are.

I'm glad I'm the only person here who isn't scared of being bullied by a bunch of unemployed people who live off of my tax dollars. I can tell by the circle jerk that lingers here that you're used to scaring people off and I absolutely love the fact that you're foaming at the mouth at the fact that I not only routinely fucking destroy you, but I don't back down and run away from a bunch of losers who otherwise couldn't exist anywhere else online due to the fact that they are incompatible with the rest of society.

Man I wish I lived off your tax dollars. It would be nice not to be in such a high tax bracket tbh

[Trexller]

I not only routinely fucking destroy you

Who has been destroyed? Who? Every post you make further invalidates your previous posts. You are standing inside a hole while you are digging it.

Nobody here thinks anything of you aside from the ramblings of a madman who seems to enjoy being humiliated. *shrug* some dudes are into that.

[RecondoJoe]

as you definitely do not have the funds to retain counsel and hire the appropriate people who could scour the internet and prove this.

True, maybe I should sell my Porsche or Corvette (https://i.imgur.com/tUXpMCl.jpg), or part of my $50,000 gun collection to pay for it (I'll save this for another thread - probably off-topic).

[Trexller]

I can post pics of nice cars from imgur too!

https://i.imgur.com/rqACJfq.jpeg

Dude you make this so easy.

[Woke Locc]

Do you specialize in deciduous, coniferous, or sativan trees?

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Trexller
as you definitely do not have the funds to retain counsel

That was bait. As a defendant you would not need to retain a lawyer for yourself, maybe just an investigator if you wanted to present a strong criminal complaint to a prosecutor who would most likely drop it into the shredder anyways.

[Lune]

Nah he really is dumb enough to post pics of his broken down beater out front his house. We already know you trim tree limbs for a living, man lol. That you used your tree limb money to buy a bunch of guns and a broken down old car is just endlessly sad.

[RecondoJoe]

I can post pics of nice cars from imgur too!

https://i.imgur.com/rqACJfq.jpeg

Dude you make this so easy.

Yeah, now post one with a Davey Tree truck behind it.

If you guys want, I'll show you my Jeep tomorrow, it's too dark to film right now. It's a completely restored 1977 CJ-5. My brother in law (who is black) found this thing in a junk yard, and his profession is body-work, but he was a mechanic before that. He spent 10 years rebuilding this thing in his garage. It looks like it just came off the assembly line. A couple of years ago he needed money, and refused to let us just give it to him, so he sold it to me for about half of what it's worth. I promised him he can buy it back for the same price anytime he wants, but he said he wants to work on new projects.

I'm not kidding when I say people stop and try to buy this thing at least once a week. If I'm outside and see a car slow it's breaks I know I better go inside because I already know what they're going to ask, haha.

[RecondoJoe]

Originally Posted by Trexller
as you definitely do not have the funds to retain counsel

That was bait. As a defendant you would not need to retain a lawyer for yourself, maybe just an investigator if you wanted to present a strong criminal complaint to a prosecutor who would most likely drop it into the shredder anyways.

Was it really bait? I've been waiting for days to show off my car collection.

[Trexller]

Yeah, now post one with a Davey Tree truck behind it.

Still no proof you were or are employed by this company. For all we know that is a random internet pic, or your neighbors vehicle etc.

If you want us to believe you heres what its gonna take:

Pic of yourself holding a current newspaper, with your drivers license, military ID, discharge papers, intelligence reports of your service

While sitting in a tree, clearly showing your face for comparisin to the IDs and documents

With that Davey truck in the frame, as well as a notary public, who is holding the original EQ box.

Image must be at least 50 megapixels as we will need to identify the fine details in the image.

Put your money where your mouth is.

GL

[Trexller]

Was it really bait? I've been waiting for days to show off my car collection.

Yeah i wondered if you'd be sharp enough to pick out that legal reversal, as you would be the defendant burden of proof falls to the state, unless you are making it a civil case.

You know, because you are so well versed on doxxing laws.

[cd288]

Yeah, now post one with a Davey Tree truck behind it.

If you guys want, I'll show you my Jeep tomorrow, it's too dark to film right now. It's a completely restored 1977 CJ-5. My brother in law (who is black) found this thing in a junk yard, and his profession is body-work, but he was a mechanic before that. He spent 10 years rebuilding this thing in his garage. It looks like it just came off the assembly line. A couple of years ago he needed money, and refused to let us just give it to him, so he sold it to me for about half of what it's worth. I promised him he can buy it back for the same price anytime he wants, but he said he wants to work on new projects.

I'm not kidding when I say people stop and try to buy this thing at least once a week. If I'm outside and see a car slow it's breaks I know I better go inside because I already know what they're going to ask, haha.

Is that supposed to be like cool or something?

[Woke Locc]

Where is wife

[RecondoJoe]

Where is wife

She got herpes during my 2nd deployment. Had the decency to tell me instead of giving it to me. We pretty much never really talked again after that.

[Woke Locc]

She got herpes during my 2nd deployment. Had the decency to tell me instead of giving it to me. We pretty much never really talked again after that.

Jody got your girl :(

[RecondoJoe]

Jody got your girl :(

So grateful that things turned out this way in the long run.

[Zal22]

When was the first time you fell from a tree injuring your brain?

[RecondoJoe]

When was the first time you fell from a tree injuring your brain?

About a year ago I learned why you never cut something above your head. Was wearing a helmet, but it knocked me out for a few seconds.

Worst injury was having a branch not hinge properly and it laid down on top of a powerline. I could feel the entire tree become energized, but I wasn’t in pain. I made the decision to finish sawing all the way through the branch with my handsaw that was still stuck in the branch. The entire time I was sawing away I kept expecting something bad to happen. Nothing.... until I sawed all the way through. As soon as I did it’s like the electricity suddenly went into the blade on my handsaw, and traveled through my body, trying to escape through my foot. It’s been years and even as we speak my foot still aches from that. Felt like a tiny explosion going off in my heel.

[Snortles Chortles]

how many confirmed al qaeda kills do u haV?

[RecondoJoe]

how many confirmed al qaeda kills do u haV?

There’s no such thing as a confirmed kill. A lot of times you don’t even know if you actually shot someone or not. Had someone fire an RPG at me once when I was behind a 240B. RPG was way over my head, but directly at my humvee. Instantly disengaged the safety and returned fire. It had come from behind a parked car.

Didn’t give it much thought until a few months later when the USA decided they would write checks to pay for collateral damages. One of the houses we stopped at was the same house where I had shot up that car. The man probably had no clue I was the person who shot it up.

He was angry, and I started getting angry when the translator said the guy implied that we shot it for no reason which irked me because I knew who ever owned that car was in on it and they tried to kill me. I got mad and left the house. Here we are handing my tax dollars to someone who tried to kill me. A few moments later, our translator comes out and says that the guy confirmed that I had shot and killed 3 of his sons during that incident.

Had no clue. I felt really confident that I had aimed in the right area for where the RPG came from, and it’s like.... you would think that who ever fired it died, but when you don’t see a body, you don’t believe it. Turns out I got an entire trio of insurgents without a clue in the world.

Have a lot of moments like those where I never know for sure whether or not I hit the person I was shooting at or not. It’s been so long now that it doesn’t even feel real anymore.

[Woke Locc]

There’s no such thing as a confirmed kill. A lot of times you don’t even know if you actually shot someone or not. Had someone fire an RPG at me once when I was behind a 240B. RPG was way over my head, but directly at my humvee. Instantly disengaged the safety and returned fire. It had come from behind a parked car.

Didn’t give it much thought until a few months later when the USA decided they would write checks to pay for collateral damages. One of the houses we stopped at was the same house where I had shot up that car. The man probably had no clue I was the person who shot it up.

He was angry, and I started getting angry when the translator said the guy implied that we shot it for no reason which irked me because I knew who ever owned that car was in on it and they tried to kill me. I got mad and left the house. Here we are handing my tax dollars to someone who tried to kill me. A few moments later, our translator comes out and says that the guy confirmed that I had shot and killed 3 of his sons during that incident.

Had no clue. I felt really confident that I had aimed in the right area for where the RPG came from, and it’s like.... you would think that who ever fired it died, but when you don’t see a body, you don’t believe it. Turns out I got an entire trio of insurgents without a clue in the world.

Have a lot of moments like those where I never know for sure whether or not I hit the person I was shooting at or not. It’s been so long now that it doesn’t even feel real anymore.

That might be a good example of soft power: small payments to the families of terrorists we killed to mollify them going forward.

Probably cheaper than forcible conquest

[hobart]

There’s no such thing as a confirmed kill. A lot of times you don’t even know if you actually shot someone or not. Had someone fire an RPG at me once when I was behind a 240B. RPG was way over my head, but directly at my humvee. Instantly disengaged the safety and returned fire. It had come from behind a parked car.

Didn’t give it much thought until a few months later when the USA decided they would write checks to pay for collateral damages. One of the houses we stopped at was the same house where I had shot up that car. The man probably had no clue I was the person who shot it up.

He was angry, and I started getting angry when the translator said the guy implied that we shot it for no reason which irked me because I knew who ever owned that car was in on it and they tried to kill me. I got mad and left the house. Here we are handing my tax dollars to someone who tried to kill me. A few moments later, our translator comes out and says that the guy confirmed that I had shot and killed 3 of his sons during that incident.

Had no clue. I felt really confident that I had aimed in the right area for where the RPG came from, and it’s like.... you would think that who ever fired it died, but when you don’t see a body, you don’t believe it. Turns out I got an entire trio of insurgents without a clue in the world.

Have a lot of moments like those where I never know for sure whether or not I hit the person I was shooting at or not. It’s been so long now that it doesn’t even feel real anymore.

I had almost the exact same thing happen to me. Except instead of shooting like a pussy, I took of my shirt and charged in with only two Gerber StrongArms. Sent 14 of them straight to hell that day... Then I got a job trimming hedges or something because that really gets the ladies moist.

[TheSurgeon]

This one time, I was a super soldier. And then this one time, I was afraid of elves who might doxx me. And then this one time I convinced myself I wasn't autistic.

[Woke Locc]

This one time, I was a super soldier. And then this one time, I was afraid of elves who might doxx me. And then this one time I convinced myself I wasn't autistic.

What's the plot of ff7 got to do with anything?

[TheSurgeon]

There’s no such thing as a confirmed kill. A lot of times you don’t even know if you actually shot someone or not. Had someone fire an RPG at me once when I was behind a 240B. RPG was way over my head, but directly at my humvee. Instantly disengaged the safety and returned fire. It had come from behind a parked car.

Didn’t give it much thought until a few months later when the USA decided they would write checks to pay for collateral damages. One of the houses we stopped at was the same house where I had shot up that car. The man probably had no clue I was the person who shot it up.

He was angry, and I started getting angry when the translator said the guy implied that we shot it for no reason which irked me because I knew who ever owned that car was in on it and they tried to kill me. I got mad and left the house. Here we are handing my tax dollars to someone who tried to kill me. A few moments later, our translator comes out and says that the guy confirmed that I had shot and killed 3 of his sons during that incident.

Had no clue. I felt really confident that I had aimed in the right area for where the RPG came from, and it’s like.... you would think that who ever fired it died, but when you don’t see a body, you don’t believe it. Turns out I got an entire trio of insurgents without a clue in the world.

Have a lot of moments like those where I never know for sure whether or not I hit the person I was shooting at or not. It’s been so long now that it doesn’t even feel real anymore.

Ohh Jesus. Here we go again.

So you was a scout? But now you was a gunner too? Cool. Cool.

I see. I see. So now scouts are the ones who make house calls, not... ohh... you know, not regular line infantry platoon sergeants and platoon leaders with a squad of people or the whole platoon. Nope. Just Joe and his interpreter who reports to him. And then Joe decides he's going to leave the house. Because that's how that works...

It's not for anyone who was confused.

Killed one person through a wall. I've heard that story before. Ohh it happens. But not with Joe. Joe killed him three Hadjis that day without even knowing it. A whole day of fire fightin, and he rolled up in the humvee and laid down the slaughter. But wasn't he recon? Wasn't he a tummy time soldier? Hmmm. I think he just consumes other stories and makes them bigger.


This fella has been in so many firefights and engagements, and just kills for fun. Then after that he decided to become a big bad EQ troll.

[RecondoJoe]

https://i.imgur.com/ozpApbp.png

[Skarne]

...you’re really latching onto that poag thing aren’t ya little guy?

[TheSurgeon]

It's so cute. He'd try to refute anything else, but can't, because he hasn't yet read a rebuttal on any of the military forums.

Let's give a little lesson for FakeSoldierElfJoe.

Scouts, in humvees, with mounted weapons, would most likely have SAWs or .50Cals. Not 240s. Two forties are for line platoons. There are two in each platoon, between that AGs, FOs, they make up the weapons squad.

When a mission is given to go out there and win them some hearts and minds, the platoon leader, or platoon sergeant, heads on out with his men and goes along with RTO, interpreter, and maybe a single squad. Never weapons squad. Weapons squad stays on the fucking humvee pulling security, and never a mission have I seen where they spoke with interpreters. So, somewhere along the line Joe morphed from a gunner to a platoon leader, to someone who could just say, "no fuck this I'm out", and throw a temper tantrum and leave a house he was under orders to speak with.

But please, go on about my preference for phonetic'n an acronym to make it more readable to how it was audible.

I'm truly sorry you were too inbred to be accepted as an actual soldier. Maybe in your next life you won't come back as a little off centered boy with a father-uncle.

[TheSurgeon]

True, maybe I should sell my Porsche or Corvette (https://i.imgur.com/tUXpMCl.jpg), or part of my $50,000 gun collection to pay for it (I'll save this for another thread - probably off-topic).

How did I miss this gem?

LOL

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Oh fuck. It just won't stop.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, says "Hi I'm poor", like showing off a few random cars and guns.

Congratulations, you bought toys that depreciate in value significantly. Yes, if you didnst know, Joe. That be what poor people do. If you want to flex, if you're actually wealthy, you flex your portfolio. Not a piss-poor collection of poor people money sinks.

Let's pull out the crayons. Go for an adventure.

If you, inbred poverty stricken fake soldier Joe, make X amount of dollars, and put 80% of them dollars and set them of fire, you have exactly as much dollars as you currently do.

Some cars, some very nice cars, can be a good investment. But not those pieces of shit. And guns might have been decent, but given the current climate in the country it was a very poor one.

So it's cool. You made a few bucks, bought a lot of nonsense, and will be 75 handing out stickers at Walmart. But ohh shit you will just drive the coolest car with a backseat full of gun power.

loser

[k9quaint]

Stolen valor and taking pictures of other peoples cars.
Thank god for green server.

[cd288]

How did I miss this gem?

LOL

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Oh fuck. It just won't stop.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, says "Hi I'm poor", like showing off a few random cars and guns.

Congratulations, you bought toys that depreciate in value significantly. Yes, if you didnst know, Joe. That be what poor people do. If you want to flex, if you're actually wealthy, you flex your portfolio. Not a piss-poor collection of poor people money sinks.

Let's pull out the crayons. Go for an adventure.

If you, inbred poverty stricken fake soldier Joe, make X amount of dollars, and put 80% of them dollars and set them of fire, you have exactly as much dollars as you currently do.

Some cars, some very nice cars, can be a good investment. But not those pieces of shit. And guns might have been decent, but given the current climate in the country it was a very poor one.

So it's cool. You made a few bucks, bought a lot of nonsense, and will be 75 handing out stickers at Walmart. But ohh shit you will just drive the coolest car with a backseat full of gun power.

loser

I mean dude he lives in Lynchburg VA (I think I recall him saying that in another comment). I know someone who went to college there. Cost of living is cheap as fuck and I think he probably is good at his tree climbing job so he probably makes a decent living, but a decent living for where he lives which is bumfuck shithole VA. That Porsche also looks quite old. I think I used to have the same or a similar one years and years ago so that one is probably like 15 years old at least. At any rate, a Porsche isn’t like some super valuable collectible car or something like that, it just depreciates in value. That old used version probably cost him just as much as buying like a new Toyota Corolla or Ford Focus.

Thank you for your other comments by the way. Besides showing us how Joe is full of shit (which was further illuminated by the fact that he can’t refute anything you say and has to resort to criticism of your pronunciation of an acronym), they were actually really informative and interesting. Cool stuff to learn about so I thank you for that.

[BlackBellamy]

Ohh Jesus. Here we go again.

The only thing I got out of that story is that he received incoming fire and panicked. Without having any clear targets and in a zone he knew to be full of civilians he fired his weapon blindly. His rounds failed to hit the unseen RPG operator but instead penetrated the house.

He did not report to command his failure to properly secure the scene after the engagement and was thus unable to verify if there were any casualties or of what type, making claims of civilian casualties unverifiable.

Later he became angry when confronted with his actions and without any further proof labelled the alleged victims as insurgents.

He also admitted to frequently discharging his weapon at targets he was unable to identify or effectively engage.

This fucking thing reads like an Article 32 hearing transcript, don't it?

[BlackBellamy]

TeLl uS MoRe aBoUt YoUr WaR cRiMeS!!

https://imgur.com/OqLgAue.jpg

[Waedawen]

very flattering, very interesting thread. very articulate and well founded statements from all around. very important discussion. very cool.

[Skarne]

Guys...he’s telling the truth he has a sticker that says recon team leader leave Britney alone

[Albanwr]

How did I miss this gem?

LOL

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Oh fuck. It just won't stop.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, says "Hi I'm poor", like showing off a few random cars and guns.

Congratulations, you bought toys that depreciate in value significantly. Yes, if you didnst know, Joe. That be what poor people do. If you want to flex, if you're actually wealthy, you flex your portfolio. Not a piss-poor collection of poor people money sinks.

Let's pull out the crayons. Go for an adventure.

If you, inbred poverty stricken fake soldier Joe, make X amount of dollars, and put 80% of them dollars and set them of fire, you have exactly as much dollars as you currently do.

Some cars, some very nice cars, can be a good investment. But not those pieces of shit. And guns might have been decent, but given the current climate in the country it was a very poor one.

So it's cool. You made a few bucks, bought a lot of nonsense, and will be 75 handing out stickers at Walmart. But ohh shit you will just drive the coolest car with a backseat full of gun power.

loser

man, you gotta stop owning this guy time and time again. It's becoming too easy for you.

[Tankwipe]

o o f

[Trexller]

Where is wife

My brother in law (who is black) found this thing in a junk yard

She got herpes during my 2nd deployment. Had the decency to tell me instead of giving it to me. We pretty much never really talked again after that.

You're not gonna talk to your sister because she got herpes or because she married a brother and wouldn't sleep with you anymore?

[douglas1999]

lol

[sydbarrett25]

Check it

[sydbarrett25]

Rip to all you losers

[Tunabros]

good post OP
giving this a bump because everyone needs to see this

[Tethler]

Check it

Nobody doxxed him. He posted that stuff himself.

[BlackBellamy]

Rip to all you losers

Do you have any stickers?

[sydbarrett25]

Do you have any stickers?

No, but you could maybe help a brother out?

[Omni]

i like to think captain stolen valor is still hammering away at his keyboard, crafting his response to thesurgeon. but we all know thats never coming, hes on vacation

[Natewest1987]

About a year ago I learned why you never cut something above your head. Was wearing a helmet, but it knocked me out for a few seconds.

Worst injury was having a branch not hinge properly and it laid down on top of a powerline. I could feel the entire tree become energized, but I wasn’t in pain. I made the decision to finish sawing all the way through the branch with my handsaw that was still stuck in the branch. The entire time I was sawing away I kept expecting something bad to happen. Nothing.... until I sawed all the way through. As soon as I did it’s like the electricity suddenly went into the blade on my handsaw, and traveled through my body, trying to escape through my foot. It’s been years and even as we speak my foot still aches from that. Felt like a tiny explosion going off in my heel.

But did it give you superpowers ? Worth it

[Tankwipe]

But did it give you superpowers ? Worth it

Brain damage is a kind of super power if you think about it.

[RecondoJoe]

I finally figured out what POAG stands for, and I like it.

PISSED OFF ANGRY GNOME

[TheSurgeon]

i like to think captain stolen valor is still hammering away at his keyboard, crafting his response to thesurgeon. but we all know thats never coming, hes on vacation

He made a witless quip a few posts down, stuck on the one aspect he can't understand, and all the others he doesn't know enough about to refute. Being that inbred and retarded must be sad.

[RecondoJoe]

i like to think captain stolen valor is still hammering away at his keyboard, crafting his response to thesurgeon. but we all know thats never coming, hes on vacation

Glad to see you stopped bullying level 30s BTW.

Also think it's really pathetic that you couldn't drag your guild mates corpse from the maze in CT. I literally typed /target and /corpse from zoneline and woo-lah.

I would say L2P, but you main a Druid.