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DoodyLich666
07-24-2020, 10:21 PM
So, the government just basically admitted that aliens are real. 2020 is live as fuck.

DoodyLich666
07-24-2020, 10:50 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozor-bT-sOs

Baler
07-24-2020, 11:05 PM
Wat

edit: didn't click that lank but from what I read it's the usa pentagon making some information public.
No confirmed 'aliens' yet and likely won't lead to anything. They usually do a good job scraping photos and blacking out documents anyways.

DMN
07-24-2020, 11:11 PM
So, the government just basically admitted that aliens are real. 2020 is live as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTksCYUgI7s

Baler
07-24-2020, 11:20 PM
Here is another example of uber top secret files that became public years later..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_A119

They secretly wanted to detonate a nuke on the moon. lol
for 45 years+ it was a secret.

There are rumors at the moment that the us is considering building nuclear power plants on the moon and mars.

Snortles Chortles
07-25-2020, 12:03 AM
https://i.imgur.com/3XZjdxJ.jpg

Topgunben
07-25-2020, 12:13 AM
Honestly with all the weird stuff going on, Aliens wouldn’t be much of a surprise.

DoodyLich666
07-25-2020, 01:09 AM
Are people ready to find out that our species is an ape-swine hybrid created to pay gold tribute to our feudal masters every ten thousand years when the tenth planet passes near earth?

Trexller
07-25-2020, 02:23 AM
It is likely that some extra terrestrial force would not be interested in peaceful relations.

But i'll take as many as I can down with me.

https://i.imgur.com/Jlkopew.jpeg

Ennewi
07-25-2020, 08:40 AM
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwNrNqsuwF1n43wh5nuV5hTFrdAN00kfk

BlackBellamy
07-25-2020, 08:58 AM
https://i.imgur.com/3XZjdxJ.jpg

Notice the claw-like hold when the shapeshifter is so distracted by the Earth Womens that he is unable to fully maintain his human form.


Wouldn't it be funny if that was our galactic reputation? Oh? Just go to Earth, they will fuck and suck anything! Bring lots of Krewka$ though!

Trexller
07-25-2020, 09:19 AM
well we started broadcasting media in the 20s or so. Our signals have been sent roughly 100 light years into space since then, if anyone out there has caught those radio signals, they will think our society is orson welles stories, 3 stooges, I love lucy etc.

Our atomic blasts have sent much stronger radio signals into space as well. Funny how we invent the bomb in 1945, and we get reports of an alien crash in roswell in 1947.

If a civilization within that 100 light year radius has a big radio array like SETI or a legit science station... Thats what they will see of us.

BlackBellamy
07-25-2020, 09:45 AM
Thats what they will see of us.

Too bad for them. This is why they won't be able to take us seriously until the moment BBSF Victory pulls up next to their world and unloads both Proton cannon batteries into their rickety shit-station. Hello Lucyyyyyyy, I'm home!

Who started the space race? The Russians. What are the Russians masters of? Maskirovka. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_military_deception)

Woke Locc
07-25-2020, 05:40 PM
Isn't it just rocks falling out of atmospheric orbit?:confused:

entruil
07-26-2020, 04:07 PM
Melting the north pole with the ark was only the beginning.

HalflingSpergand
07-26-2020, 04:19 PM
Space isn't even real, enjoy the next tax payer sponsored psy op

magnetaress
08-02-2020, 05:10 PM
https://i.imgur.com/3XZjdxJ.jpg

So much cock in this picture, who cares if some is alien?

Starkind approves.

BlackBellamy
08-03-2020, 08:37 AM
Oh good, thought I was seeing things.

https://imgur.com/vNY267U.jpg
https://imgur.com/rMUvcnc.jpg

Lune
08-03-2020, 01:42 PM
Honestly I can't fathom how the story of Jesus isn't universally interpreted as extraterrestrial intervention.

First this weird fuckin creature shows up, his arrival marked by strange stars:

https://i.imgur.com/w3qxwGc.jpg

And tells you to gather your kings and wise men and gather for a briefing. Woman gets impregnated by the alien seed, aliens who have mastered biology & science far in excess of what we could ever imagine. They try to teach us a superior morality and guide the evolution of our culture. Uses his superior knowledge of xeno-chemistry to turn water into wine and beams down some food from the mothership, cures blindness with his superior medicine.

John 8:23 "And He was saying to them, 'You are from below, I am from above; you are of this world, I am not of this world."

And then, being the savage child-race that we are, we kill him, but he's not actually dead because... alien master of biology or skin suit. No surprise that after tens of thousands of years of languishing as a race it is only after Jesus and the integration of his teachings into our culture that we truly begin to advance as a people.

For more information, see directors cut of Prometheus.

Bigsham
08-03-2020, 02:20 PM
drugs

kjs86z
08-03-2020, 02:23 PM
hopefully they're hostile and kill us all

Danth
08-03-2020, 03:24 PM
Honestly I can't fathom how the story of Jesus isn't universally interpreted as extraterrestrial intervention.

Who'd interpret it that way? The folks who believe take it at face value as-presented, and the folks who don't believe regard it as the delusional ravings of primitive fishermen. It's a fair interpretation but not one that'll have any sort of in-built audience. It's a particularly fair interpretation when you consider that any god, should such a being exist, must by definition be an extra-terrestrial being. After all, sufficiently advanced technology becomes indistinguishable from magic.

Let's go a little bit farther: Suppose it wasn't a coordinated effort from an entire alien civilization but rather a single entity's (or small group's) pet project, and that entity has either lost interest (akin to a child's abandoned ant farm) or met its demise. Bam: No more miracles, no more visions, no more revelations.

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I have no trouble believing alien lifeforms exist due to the mere reality of our own existence coupled with the vastness of the universe. The only real question amounts to rarity of such, and especially the rarity of technological civilization. The appearance technological civilization on our own world--a sample size of 1, admittedly--appears to have been something of a rare fluke considering the many hundreds of millions of years where it was just so many dumb animals running around.

Danth

JurisDictum
08-03-2020, 04:19 PM
Let's go a little bit farther: Suppose it wasn't a coordinated effort from an entire alien civilization but rather a single entity's (or small group's) pet project, and that entity has either lost interest (akin to a child's abandoned ant farm) or met its demise. Bam: No more miracles, no more visions, no more revelations.

nice dude, my head exploded. I also like that you are signing your posts, it's classy. -j

zodium
08-03-2020, 04:53 PM
Honestly I can't fathom how the story of Jesus isn't universally interpreted as extraterrestrial intervention.

jesus taught the ancients about communism. ancient libs added the fairy tale elements so people would be tricked into not taking jesus literally.

Lune
08-05-2020, 02:34 AM
Man I don't know what this shit is but I want to believe. Official footage published by US Navy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMZmq2i7G1Y)

magnetaress
08-05-2020, 08:59 AM
Man I don't know what this shit is but I want to believe. Official footage published by US Navy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMZmq2i7G1Y)

That's cool. Probably blobs cuz they're deliberately blinding overloading the sensor.

I've seen some old vhs of an interrogation of a sick grey. Cybernetic, clones like in Stargate. Passed my bullshitdar. Probably not our friends, part of a probe but we captured it and wouldn't let it go.

There's a few theories on it from the zionites in Hollywood but they all seem to disagree about its intentions.

Probably dumb to base our opinions on what is essentially a brain in a box which is sick, damaged, and only trained to operate tech, not communicate with sentience. If we could even really call ourselves remotely woke.