What are the lyrics to the classic "Everquest Rap"??

[Ashimar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCvFxf41cbU&feature=related

Someone who can understand this guy should fill in the lyrics. i've always wanted to know but never knew the whole song.

"Big platinum, FUCK WOOD ELVES!"
SLASH QUIT.

[Hottbiscuits Dreadmuffin]

I am proud (terrified) to say I've had thing song nearly memorized since I heard it years ago. Most of this was done from memory, though I did relisten to it once or twice to be sure :P


Bookin' down Freeport to the Hall of Truth
Got my bitch at my side while I'm drinkin' Elvin juice
Got my Enameled Black Mace and my Fine Steel Sword
Got my Banded Tunic and my Crested Spaldors
With my PCP and my RNB my Paw of Opolla and a Nightshade Wreath
Call me down before I f*ck you up
Noobies in my zone ain't got any luck
'Cause it's me Druid and (it's all about me???) and you call me rich and on the flow with XP!

Gonna raise the roof with my Minotaur Axe
Gonna go into East Commands and raise some (ass?)
Ain't no orc gonna gonna f*ck with me
'Cause I shock the house with the young ladies
SLASH!
(Poor ol' rocks to kill???)
(Poor spell casting motherf*ckers blood was spilled???)
F*ck that motherf*cker can't take the heat
Nagging pimp hoes always want me to be
DAMN!
Running 'round with my man Steeve
Motherf*cker gone good
I got mad beef
WHAT
(Dogs don't know???) gonna bring it to the ghetto
Southbound (??) south gonna spill like Stiletto
Shady Priest is my slut
Hit him up -- motherf*cker yo
Suck my nuts!

[marak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCvFxf41cbU&feature=related

Someone who can understand this guy should fill in the lyrics. i've always wanted to know but never knew the whole song.

"Big platinum, FUCK WOOD ELVES!"
SLASH QUIT.

Hello Internet Friends -

I helped produce this song way back when, I am DJ Marak. Here are the correct lyrics. Some of Malic's stuff is hard to understand, but I remember most of it from when we recorded. Let me know... I also make many rap song and write open-source software for fun.



Malic and Aevin Traval
Order of the Dragon, Rodcet Nife
Necromancer and Druid
Little shoutout to Rakzum the House of Malice, and DJ Marak on the 1 and the 2
( check it, fuck you Sneak )

from Guk to Solusek
all across Norrath
for all my homies that died out in the Karanas
this water flask is for you

(uhh)

walking down Freeport to the Hall of Truth
got my bitch at my side while im drinking elvin juice
got my Enambled Black Mace and my Fine Steel Sword
got my Banded Tunic and my Crested Spaulders
with my BCP (Brown Chitin Protector) and my RMBs ( Runed Mithril Bracers ), my Paw of Opolla and a Night Shade wreath
hold me down, before i fuck you up
noobies in my zone aint got any luck
caus its me, Druid Aevin of OD,
and you con me red, dead on the floor with xp

gonna raise the roof with my Minatour Axe
gonna go into East Commons and break some ass
aint no orc gonna gonna fuck with me
caus i shock the house for the young ladies

slash, Kobold, Rakzum kills
Aevin spell casting mother fucker blood was split
fuck that, mother fucker cant take the heat
Nagafen falls always want me to beat
damn, running round with my man Sneak
mother fucker gone good, I got mad beef (WHAT)
Dark Elves dont know bring it to the ghetto
SOW it down south gonna spill it like stiletto like (what)

Seabreeze is my slut
hit um up yo mother fucker, suck my nuts

make platinum
fuck woodelves
make platinum
fuck woodelves
make platinum
fuck woodelves
and make platinum
fuck woodelves

(slash quit)



Here is a League of Legions rap I did, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJB7Le2_kU and some software stuff, http://github.com/marak

[Fourthmeal]

An Everquest legend!

[Hottbiscuits Dreadmuffin]

Oh god that's so awesome. /dances

[Athosblack]

hahaha I never heard that before. Mint

[Dr4z3r]

all across Norad

I'm guessing that was "all across Norrath."

[Dlardlar]

Lol

[jarshale]

this is fantastic

[JenJen]

someone revive the yendor p99 christmas rap song