Absolutely inappropriate. GM's should be ashamed.

[Shrubwise]

So there I was

Just minding my own business, kiting seafuries. I come across the first very offensive item of the night. I'm all excited I just kited this seafury and shit, and I go to loot and look what I find!!


http://www.thefirstruleaboutfightclubisyoudonottalkaboutf ightclub.com/images/inappropriate2.jpg


REALLY!? Really?! A pearl necklace?! Look GM's this is something that is to be kept in the bedroom between a husband and wife and not in a game that children play. OK?? What do you think this is the royal wedding or something??

Next so I am all stoked that I just slayed this loser seafury right? So I think I'm going to go find myself a nice spot to tidy up and wipe the blood off of my Paw of Opolla when I come across this terrible necro from this guild Vesica Dei (Who thought of that guild name. How euro right? WELCOME TO AMERICA!) when I see the most offensive pet name I have ever seen!!

http://www.thefirstruleaboutfightclubisyoudonottalkaboutf ightclub.com/images/inappropriate.jpg

SERIOUSLY? One day I would like to let my kids play this game but OBVIOUSLY the GM's have been coding in very skanky pet names and in all honesty I am afraid it will one day scar my young children.

GMs I demand that you clean up your act or I will cancel my monthly subscription and go let me credit card info get hijacked from a reputable company like SOE.

THANKS!

[Hobby]

Hey..




suck it, bitch.





<3

[naez]

posting in an orbi thread

lol@ cockgrabber pet name tho that was def. added extra

const char *GetRandPetName()
{
static const char *petnames[] = { "Boner","Goner","Jaboober","Sleepy","Dopey","Zoner","Jonantik",
"Xebekn","Methamphetamine","Crackhead","Cocaine","Heroin","Syringe","Marijuana","Ecstasy",
"Gluesniffer","Nagger","Clown","Nuubie","Newber","Brainsurgeon","Rocket","Toothdecay",
"Steve","Cannabis","Alcohol","Pussy","Wussy","Vaginer","Gurlirl","Queefer","Hatorade",
"Shaniqua","Hamsammich","Giantdouche","Turdsammich","Wytboi","Pikachu","Snorlax","Slowpoke",
"Charizard","Blastoise","Rattata","Roflolmao","Helpless","Emofag","Coughsyrup","Holymoly","Moaner",
"Whiner","Molestor","Loluhavaids","Glennbeck","Hannity","Oreilly","Olbermann","Maddow",
"Cartman","Kenny","Jackoff","Jerkoff","Poop","Pooper","Meinkampf","Lolocaust",
"Foetwenny","Suxxor","Roxxor"};

int r = MakeRandomInt(0, (sizeof(petnames)/sizeof(const char *))-1);
printf("Pet being created: %s\n",petnames[r]); // DO NOT COMMENT THIS OUT!
return petnames[r];
}


--

edit o heres the normal list in case any1 wondered


static const char *petnames[] = { "Gabaner","Gabann","Gabantik","Gabarab","Gabarer","Gabarn","Gabartik",
"Gabekab","Gabeker","Gabekn","Gaber","Gabn","Gabobab","Gabobn","Gabtik",
"Ganer","Gann","Gantik","Garab","Garaner","Garann","Garantik","Gararn",
"Garekn","Garer","Garn","Gartik","Gasaner","Gasann","Gasantik","Gasarer",
"Gasartik","Gasekn","Gaser","Gebann","Gebantik","Gebarer","Gebarn","Gebartik",
"Gebeker","Gebekn","Gebn","Gekab","Geker","Gekn","Genaner","Genann","Genantik",
"Genarer","Genarn","Gener","Genn","Genobtik","Gibaner","Gibann","Gibantik",
"Gibarn","Gibartik","Gibekn","Giber","Gibn","Gibobtik","Gibtik","Gobaber",
"Gobaner","Gobann","Gobarn","Gobartik","Gober","Gobn","Gobober","Gobobn",
"Gobobtik","Gobtik","Gonaner","Gonann","Gonantik","Gonarab","Gonarer",
"Gonarn","Gonartik","Gonekab","Gonekn","Goner","Gonobtik","Gontik","Gotik",
"Jabaner","Jabann","Jabantik","Jabarab","Jabarer","Jabarn","Jabartik",
"Jabekab","Jabeker","Jabekn","Jaber","Jabn","Jabobtik","Jabtik","Janab",
"Janer","Jann","Jantik","Jarab","Jaranab","Jaraner","Jararer","Jararn",
"Jarartik","Jareker","Jarekn","Jarer","Jarn","Jarobn","Jarobtik","Jartik",
"Jasab","Jasaner","Jasantik","Jasarer","Jasartik","Jasekab","Jaseker",
"Jasekn","Jaser","Jasn","Jasobab","Jasober","Jastik","Jebanab","Jebann",
"Jebantik","Jebarab","Jebarar","Jebarer","Jebarn","Jebartik","Jebeker",
"Jebekn","Jeber","Jebobn","Jebtik","Jekab","Jeker","Jekn","Jenann",
"Jenantik","Jenarer","Jeneker","Jenekn","Jentik","Jibaner","Jibann",
"Jibantik","Jibarer","Jibarn","Jibartik","Jibeker","Jibn","Jibobn",
"Jibtik","Jobab","Jobaner","Jobann","Jobantik","Jobarn","Jobartik",
"Jobekab","Jobeker","Jober","Jobn","Jobtik","Jonanab","Jonaner",
"Jonann","Jonantik","Jonarer","Jonarn","Jonartik","Jonekab","Joneker",
"Jonekn","Joner","Jonn","Jonnarn","Jonober","Jonobn","Jonobtik","Jontik",
"Kabanab","Kabaner","Kabann","Kabantik","Kabarer","Kabarn","Kabartik",
"Kabeker","Kabekn","Kaber","Kabn","Kabober","Kabobn","Kabobtik","Kabtik",
"Kanab","Kaner","Kann","Kantik","Karab","Karanab","Karaner","Karann",
"Karantik","Kararer","Karartik","Kareker","Karer","Karn","Karobab","Karobn",
"Kartik","Kasaner","Kasann","Kasarer","Kasartik","Kaseker","Kasekn","Kaser",
"Kasn","Kasober","Kastik","Kebann","Kebantik","Kebarab","Kebartik","Kebeker",
"Kebekn","Kebn","Kebobab","Kebtik","Kekab","Keker","Kekn","Kenab","Kenaner",
"Kenantik","Kenarer","Kenarn","Keneker","Kener","Kenn","Kenobn","Kenobtik",
"Kentik","Kibab","Kibaner","Kibantik","Kibarn","Kibartik","Kibekab","Kibeker",
"Kibekn","Kibn","Kibobn","Kibobtik","Kobab","Kobanab","Kobaner","Kobann",
"Kobantik","Kobarer","Kobarn","Kobartik","Kobeker","Kobekn","Kober","Kobn",
"Kobober","Kobobn","Kobtik","Konanab","Konaner","Konann","Konantik","Konarab",
"Konarer","Konarn","Konekab","Koneker","Konekn","Koner","Konn","Konobn",
"Konobtik","Kontik","Labanab","Labaner","Labann","Labarab","Labarer",
"Labarn","Labartik","Labeker","Labekn","Laner","Lann","Larab","Larantik",
"Lararer","Lararn","Larartik","Lareker","Larer","Larn","Lartik","Lasaner",
"Lasann","Lasarer","Laseker","Laser","Lasik","Lasn","Lastik","Lebaner",
"Lebarer","Lebartik","Lebekn","Lebtik","Lekab","Lekn","Lenanab","Lenaner",
"Lenann","Lenartik","Lenekab","Leneker","Lenekn","Lentik","Libab","Libaner",
"Libann","Libantik","Libarer","Libarn","Libartik","Libeker","Libekn","Lobann",
"Lobarab","Lobarn","Lobartik","Lobekn","Lobn","Lobober","Lobobn","Lobtik",
"Lonaner","Lonann","Lonantik","Lonarab","Lonarer","Lonarn","Lonartik","Lonekn",
"Loner","Lonobtik","Lontik","Vabanab","Vabaner","Vabann","Vabantik","Vabarer",
"Vabarn","Vabartik","Vabeker","Vabekn","Vabtik","Vanikk","Vann","Varartik","Varn",
"Vartik","Vasann","Vasantik","Vasarab","Vasarer","Vaseker","Vebaner","Vebantik",
"Vebarab","Vebeker","Vebekn","Vebobn","Vekab","Veker","Venaner","Venantik","Venar",
"Venarn","Vener","Ventik","Vibann","Vibantik","Viber","Vibobtik","Vobann",
"Vobarer","Vobartik","Vobekn","Vober","Vobn","Vobtik","Vonaner","Vonann",
"Vonantik","Vonarab","Vonarn","Vonartik","Voneker","Vonn","Xabanab","Xabaner",
"Xabarer","Xabarn","Xabartik","Xabekab","Xabeker","Xabekn","Xaber","Xabober",
"Xaner","Xann","Xarab","Xaranab","Xarann","Xarantik","Xararer","Xarartik","Xarer",
"Xarn","Xartik","Xasaner","Xasann","Xasarab","Xasarn","Xasekab","Xaseker",
"Xebarer","Xebarn","Xebeker","Xeber","Xebober","Xebtik","Xekab","Xeker",
"Xekn","Xenann","Xenantik","Xenarer","Xenartik","Xenekn","Xener","Xenober",
"Xentik","Xibantik","Xibarer","Xibekab","Xibeker","Xibobab","Xibober","Xibobn",
"Xobaner","Xobann","Xobarab","Xobarn","Xobekab","Xobeker","Xobekn","Xober",
"Xobn","Xobobn","Xobtik","Xonaner","Xonann","Xonantik","Xonarer","Xonartik",
"Xonekab","Xoneker","Xonekn","Xoner","Xonober","Xtik","Zabaner","Zabantik",
"Zabarab","Zabekab","Zabekn","Zaber","Zabn","Zabobab","Zabober","Zabtik",
"Zaner","Zantik","Zarann","Zarantik","Zararn","Zarartik","Zareker","Zarekn",
"Zarer","Zarn","Zarober","Zartik","Zasaner","Zasarer","Zaseker","Zasekn","Zasn",
"Zebantik","Zebarer","Zebarn","Zebartik","Zebobab","Zekab","Zekn","Zenann",
"Zenantik","Zenarer","Zenarn","Zenekab","Zeneker","Zenobtik","Zibanab","Zibaner",
"Zibann","Zibarer","Zibartik","Zibekn","Zibn","Zibobn","Zobaner","Zobann",
"Zobarn","Zober","Zobn","Zonanab","Zonaner","Zonann","Zonantik","Zonarer",
"Zonartik","Zonobn","Zonobtik","Zontik","Ztik" };

[JayDee]

Bro pack up your shit and take the Delorean to the year 2000. They will like this joke.

[naez]

Rogean you better add Xebekn to the official list of SOE pet names.

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/461/xebeknmypet.jpg


cropped for mq

(jk just old?)


edit: Elevation some noob guild xebekn, crazycloud and rexx made me join

[Prince]

?

[Darwoth]

you think you are funny, unfortunately you are merely a dumbshit.

[Sinlea]

No one even GAVE you a pearl necklace... you just found one. Your joke doesn't work ;(

[Xareth]

Without the Seafury there would be no pearl necklace, so technically the pearl necklace CAME FROM the the Cocklops.

Pretty straightforward, maybe enroll in a logic course at your local university.

[Hasbinbad]

I gave Sinlea a pearl necklace once..

[TallyDawg]

DING! DING! Shrubwise has finally arrived at port!

http://files.sharenator.com/failboat_arrival_Failboat_Collection-s500x378-80204-580.jpg