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deezy
05-06-2020, 09:31 AM
Have you ever been in the mood for a thicc Deezy? Maybe you're into watching your wife ride a Deezy. Just <Dial a Deezy>. It's 2020, we don't shame.

https://i.imgur.com/LFt2bQS.jpg

* negligent to buy several spells cuz i was powerleveled and/or the drugs.
Irisana
05-06-2020, 10:13 AM
can confirm, Dial a Deezy is awsome!
deezy
05-14-2020, 12:49 PM
In an effort to keep our brand hip with the youth of today, our board of directors has voted to changed our name to <Dial a Dxxzy>. Our marketing research tells us that kids today love to substitute Xs with vowels. I think this name change will usher in a wave of possitivity, but also give us a cool and fresh name.

Buy our products.
Allishia
05-21-2020, 10:33 AM
Rofl you are such a goof :)
deezy
05-21-2020, 11:07 AM
Rofl you are such a goof :)

:P
matticas
05-21-2020, 11:24 AM
must've put a lot of thought into that name, huh? :P

lol, and I can't help but love it.
deezy
05-21-2020, 11:26 AM
millions of dollars in R&D came up with this name.
Ripqozko
05-22-2020, 10:29 AM
Sometimes you just need to break off some dxxzy.
deezy
05-22-2020, 10:39 AM
i'm inundated with tells from people all around the globe that just wanna ride this dxxzy.
deezy
06-23-2020, 05:33 PM
Changing the name back to Dial a Deezy because it has become apparent nobody wants vowels substituted with Xs. We have fired the entire marketing dept for their failure and plan to embarrass them in public over it. The CEO is still getting a raise though.

Buy our products.

* not a porting guild
Loadsamoney
06-24-2020, 04:42 AM
Dial a Jimjam.
deezy
06-30-2020, 12:27 AM
https://i.imgur.com/9ZwEya3.png
https://i.imgur.com/J427fIK.png
https://i.imgur.com/xwg8ulP.png
With the Kitten's assistance, <Dial a Deezy> just completed our first Master of the Guard and Ring War. Would you like to join the greatest non-port related guild to have ever existed on p99? Join our discord (https://discord.gg/W5p8aY) and pledge your fealty.

And buy our products.
deezy
07-02-2020, 11:08 PM
derp
https://discord.gg/MxZnx9t
deezy
07-23-2020, 09:51 PM
It all began on a cool april 18th evening...
https://i.imgur.com/Rkanq97.jpeg

Welcome to EverQuest!
You have entered Dreadlands.
Mahek tells you, 'hiya can you do a pick up in DL please for tips'
You told Mahek, 'no'
Mahek tells you, 'ok have a great day'

https://i.imgur.com/H9Nuf8g.jpeg

SUSPENDED