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Jimjam
04-23-2020, 06:49 PM
Why is there no roleplay/world building discussion forum for p1999 on the whole?

Disirregardlessfully, I found this on facebook, and being an uncle I am gonna share it with you guys, my web pals.

https://i.imgur.com/doj9XwX.jpg

Bigsham
04-23-2020, 08:22 PM
Theory: Jimjam needs a job badly

Jimjam
04-24-2020, 04:21 AM
Not too far off the mark. I’m being furloughed at the moment (being paid to stay at home).

Unfortunately the conditions of the furlough means as well as not being allowed to work for my employer for the time being I’m also not allowed to work for myself or anyone else.

I can’t wait for this all to blow over. I’m actually enjoying having dreams of work :o.

For the time being I’m trying to follow government instructions - Remain indoors and don’t think about The Event. I’m just glad i work somewhere that has got my back in these difficult times.

Mblake81
04-24-2020, 08:52 AM
Plenty of RP forums back in the day both for class and race. If they make one here it needs to be at the very top of the forum select page and not at the bottom, for sure not past Red.

I don't mine that deep or greedily here. (https://web.archive.org/web/20010212072839/http://www.neriak.com/forums.html)

magnetaress
04-24-2020, 08:56 AM
*individually hairs out hairs mechanically and electrically burns the follicals*

BlackBellamy
04-24-2020, 10:09 AM
So Dwarves are Sloths? I mean not work-ethic wise of course although I think David Attenborough might have failed to present the more industrious nature of the Sloth at their expense. I mean in the we have bugs living in our hair thing.

Baler
04-24-2020, 04:00 PM
whole face terrarium

uhhh, that makes it sound gross.

Bigsham
04-25-2020, 08:00 PM
sorry to tell you it wont blow over, every human on earth will get covid19 in their lungs within the next 1-3 months

we will lose 10% of the earths population this year to it

it has already started to mutate and will go through several before a vaccine is out, every season it will come back worse

But goodluck with the blow over theory, let me know when the dry lungs hit