How to play Everquest like a CHAMP

[solleks]

first thing u do start your character doesnt matter what u choose all pretty mcuh the same just make sure you are a good race u think is fun or funny

https://i.imgur.com/tpwlOav.png

then your next goal is to find someone killing guards they will be sittin around most the time and they wont loot the shields , this is one way you can do things. feel free to be annoying its just a vidya game

https://i.imgur.com/sN0HkyB.png

pretty soon you will be rich well fed eating hobbits and armored up

https://i.imgur.com/DTM6WYC.png

kill anything thats blue if u cant find anything dont look at the wiki like a little bitch just walk around and shout in the zone and demand answers like a real tough ogre

https://i.imgur.com/Nf2OFeo.png

remember you are not just trying to level up and get items thats for nerds you are trying to pretend you are an ogre

[Arvan]

It is a Role Playing Game after all

[solleks]

Wake up in the feerrott , ass crack sweating profusely. Wondering where I am what was I just doing, oh well who cares. Level 3 i Hunt for lizards and spiders.

https://i.imgur.com/bvIQKh4.jpg

Got do some werk for muh friend. sctyhe related
Buy banded cover tits fight spiders feel strong. Get hungry 1 yellow bub so far this day
end day level 4

https://i.imgur.com/kC4yjpP.jpg

[kjs86z]

subscribed

[Mblake81]

It is a Role Playing Game after all

[magnetaress]

IMO dont worry about gear just use whatever u can loot or ppl give u n have fun

max points charisma

[BlackBellamy]

Fupasweat doesn't look so good. Looks like she has a fever and a cough. I would just Role Play that there's nothing wrong.

[solleks]

Now i'm level 5 with super strong frost abilities to decimate spiders
killing spiders is extremely boring but it makes an ogre rich with string

https://i.imgur.com/aMseB5c.jpg

report this idiot for naming violation and buy pipe weed for bilbo

https://i.imgur.com/26GYb8q.jpg

loaded with cash to start a business very smart ogre

https://i.imgur.com/UsFhREc.jpg

[Gustoo]

This guy is the best at everquest confirmed.

Agreed all base stats to charisma on all class / race combos

[solleks]

Ya wish i had gone full cha for max scythe profits but live and learn

[magnetaress]

***Go big or go home.***

[bwjunkie]

begging for plat is always envigorating

[solleks]

at first i was impressed with your spelling, then reality came crashing in

[bwjunkie]

at first i was impressed with your spelling, then reality came crashing in

yeah I as confused too, after spelling it correct and then trusting auto-correct, I've stumbled into disaster.

[solleks]

Fupasweat's name has now been changed to Mochaflap

a character named Chai petitioned to have it changed

[magnetaress]

*slowly deeply and softly sniffs Mochaflaps pit{s}*, /says Ahhh the sweet earthy aromatics of Ogré.

[Mblake81]

Fupasweat's name has now been changed to Mochaflap

a character named Chai petitioned to have it changed

Offensive to sweaty fupas

[magnetaress]

What is a fupa?

[solleks]

Offensive to sweaty fupas

my sentiments

[Mblake81]

What is a fupa?

Fat upper pubic area

[solleks]

Mochaflap's account was also banned but this is all part of Mochaflap's journey which will likely be resumed in 1 to 2 weeks or possibly never, we'll have to check back!

[Mblake81]

Good journey so far, crushing spiders with fupa fury

[kjs86z]

Mochaflap's account was also banned but this is all part of Mochaflap's journey which will likely be resumed in 1 to 2 weeks or possibly never, we'll have to check back!

You beat everquest already.

[Mblake81]

You beat everquest already.

sweatily

[magnetaress]

Fat upper pubic area

*Yikes I learned something new in 2020*

RIP sweet fupasweat you will be sorely missed, silk threads and all.

[kjs86z]

*Yikes I learned something new in 2020*

RIP sweet fupasweat you will be sorely missed, silk threads and all.

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meow

[magnetaress]

I'm sorry I clicked that, pras her tho for doin it anyway