Would you ever date someone with?

[magnetaress]

Would you ever date someone with the same name as you, present, or once had?

[Bigsham]

Cool and normal post

[Hazek]

Get 3 cloves of organic garlic.

Peel then crush (push on the metal part of the knife, not on the handle like a lever).

Chop into fine pieces.

Let it sit a few minutes (some supersition or fact and its supposed to enhance the healing chemical in it).

Scoop some up and put it on your tongue then drink it like a pill (at your own risk, don't choke like a retard).

Its the best natural medicine and will probably protect you from the Budweiser Birus.

[magnetaress]

I'm already a vampire, no Bueno

I would date another vampire tho

[Videri]

Even though my name is typically given to males, while Googling myself, I saw a woman with the same name as me. And I’m into women. So yes, I would date someone with the same name as me. Unfortunately, I’m more into brunettes and brown women, and my name is Irish, so...odds are not good.

[Kaveh]

I would date anyone but a fat or a black

[Bruno]

I would date anyone but a fat or a black

so basically you're staying single

[BlackBellamy]

I don't ask their names because I don't want to remember them as human beings instead of moaning holes. Is a one-night-stand on molly a date anyway?

[solleks]

No, it's contacting sexual transmitted demon

[Izmael]

Would I ever date someone?

FYP

[magnetaress]

I don't ask their names because I don't want to remember them as human beings instead of moaning holes. Is a one-night-stand on molly a date anyway?

I don't feel like it qualifies as a date. Lust is lust. Love is love. Friendship is friendship. They can all exist simultaneously and independently of each other. A date is I believe taken with the intention of further contact. To get to know someone better rationally.

You do you. I approve of your message(TM). Whatever keeps you safe and happy. Whatever you feel. It is alright to feel. Feel free to feel.

[Jimjam]

'Rationally'

Do you mean in small, controlled, regular portions? Or do you mean using rational thinking?

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

Or maybe they are eating army rations on the date. Nutrionally complete date right there.

[Jimjam]

Or maybe they are eating army rations on the date. Nutrionally complete date right there.

You've really redefined what 'getting your rat out' means on a date...

Either that, or I've been requesting a lot of ration packs!

[magnetaress]

'Rationally'

Do you mean in small, controlled, regular portions? Or do you mean using rational thinking?

rational thinking

I am not really gud at rational thought

my feels are on point tho

<3

[Hazek]

https://i.imgur.com/lQZTsuy.png

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

Dates on a date. Could be worse. At least you are assured a crap in the morning however the date goes.

[Hazek]

Dates on a date. Could be worse. At least you are assured a crap in the morning however the date goes.

They're amazing with peanut butter.

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

Well both are great singularly so i expect the fusion of date and peanut butter is great.

Accepted.

[BlackBellamy]

Dates on a date. Could be worse. At least you are assured a crap in the morning however the date goes.

You ever shit yourself during sex? How did you handle? Did the action stop or were you like well this isn't going to stop me I hope I can finish before the smell hits her.

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

Or perhaps she (or he) is a coprophiliac and it all turns out fine

[solleks]

You ever shit yourself during sex? How did you handle? Did the action stop or were you like well this isn't going to stop me I hope I can finish before the smell hits her.

No I'm not from Florida

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

Prove it

[magnetaress]

I always make sure I am empty and clean b4 engaging in sex.

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

I always make sure I am empty and clean b4 engaging in sex.

Thankyou for that clinical and honest admission.

[magnetaress]

Thankyou for that clinical and honest admission.

I like to run a tight ship that people feel welcome in.

[Bigsham]

I always make sure I am empty and clean b4 engaging in sex.

Fresh tranny account

[Wallicker]

You guys haven’t been fucked up at a bar and tried to go home with a 6 or better girl with the same name as you? What kinda dumbass challenges do you come up with in a bar if not this one? It’s a staple. Very very difficult if your name is Brad or John, significantly easier if name is Reed or Morgan or some shit.

[aaezil]

Literally none of you have ever had sex

[Wallicker]

Literally none of you have ever had sex

Solid troll post, inb4 someone has had more sex than Magic Johnson.

[Bigsham]

They dont call him magic for nothing