Phaezed-Reality
11-15-2019, 11:53 AM
So you found yourself on the list for EE, jboots, guise, whatever, u know how the list works. But u know you cant kill it and noone is kind enough to just kill your mob so u can get ur item.
Well have no fear, brother Ramal is here and let me tell you why. I am here to offer you exclusive deal. First lets talk value, you suck and can't kill the item you are listing for. So you need someone who doesn't suck, that would be me. So you /tell me, "hey brother Ramal, i suck and i need help killing this shit come over".
for a flat rate depending on what item spawn, ill hop in my corvette and drive over there and kill it infront of everyone who just let it stand there in disbelief that this is actually a thing. Once you pay me, i will hop into my corvette and do exactly one burnout so everyone thinks u have a cool friend(im not your friend, but u can let them think that). and im headed back to hogwarts for my next assignment.
Any questions.
Well have no fear, brother Ramal is here and let me tell you why. I am here to offer you exclusive deal. First lets talk value, you suck and can't kill the item you are listing for. So you need someone who doesn't suck, that would be me. So you /tell me, "hey brother Ramal, i suck and i need help killing this shit come over".
for a flat rate depending on what item spawn, ill hop in my corvette and drive over there and kill it infront of everyone who just let it stand there in disbelief that this is actually a thing. Once you pay me, i will hop into my corvette and do exactly one burnout so everyone thinks u have a cool friend(im not your friend, but u can let them think that). and im headed back to hogwarts for my next assignment.
Any questions.