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mccallawazzle
10-21-2019, 03:03 PM
as if blue wasnt blue enough, a completely gutless server strictly for eunuchs and children... all those fat little cross eyed cowards needed a MORE blue server. one where youre GUAranteed your lewts just by being in the zone, and nobody can force you out of it... ever.



I got a new idea for a server its called the ORANGE server and you make a level 1, and every 5 minutes you gain another level by meditating. it takes place entirely within "The Nexus" luclin zone, and at level 60 a computer controlled NPC shows up and gives you tons of fat loots, and if you ever make any negative comments to anyone youre auto-banned immediately. My guess is orange would be infinitely more popular than green, given the calibre of the gamers around here.



turns out 98/100 p1999 players are total pussies. If even 15/100 had a pair of balls we'd have a great server on red. But thats not the case.

the objective truth of the matter is that anyone with any enthusiasm for this new garbage is a spineless little chickenshit bitch. and the odds are- that means YOU.

Bazia
10-21-2019, 03:07 PM
anyone who matters already played and beat red

*BiG SiP*

sorry your server is dead and gay

mccallawazzle
10-21-2019, 03:18 PM
nobody whose ever mattered has ever played on blue, and nothing that was ever done there deserves any praise... same will be the case for green.

heheh sorry youre a confused bleeding vagina with no balls like everyone else on p1999

Baler
10-21-2019, 03:39 PM
https://i.imgur.com/9NgciPw.jpg

FishBait01
10-21-2019, 04:21 PM
big sip

iamnotsalem
10-21-2019, 04:24 PM
No one posting on the red forums has claimed to be excited for green tho

Qtip
10-21-2019, 04:43 PM
as if blue wasnt blue enough, a completely gutless server strictly for eunuchs and children... all those fat little cross eyed cowards needed a MORE blue server. one where youre GUAranteed your lewts just by being in the zone, and nobody can force you out of it... ever.



I got a new idea for a server its called the ORANGE server and you make a level 1, and every 5 minutes you gain another level by meditating. it takes place entirely within "The Nexus" luclin zone, and at level 60 a computer controlled NPC shows up and gives you tons of fat loots, and if you ever make any negative comments to anyone youre auto-banned immediately. My guess is orange would be infinitely more popular than green, given the calibre of the gamers around here.



turns out 98/100 p1999 players are total pussies. If even 15/100 had a pair of balls we'd have a great server on red. But thats not the case.

the objective truth of the matter is that anyone with any enthusiasm for this new garbage is a spineless little chickenshit bitch. and the odds are- that means YOU.

Check the P99 discord. New red server announced today. Launch on December 5th 2019. Why play on red for another 2 months?

Gustoo
10-21-2019, 06:25 PM
Can you fill me in with the new deets for red server launching december 5 2019?

Must be not a project 1999 box?

gangsta
10-22-2019, 04:30 AM
Check the P99 discord. New red server announced today. Launch on December 5th 2019. Why play on red for another 2 months?
Where'd you get this info? are you talking about the roz box that launches December 13th?

cactus
10-22-2019, 08:35 AM
Check the P99 discord. New red server announced today. Launch on December 5th 2019. Why play on red for another 2 months?

FAKE NEWS

or

Something to live for.

Jazzy
10-22-2019, 08:39 AM
Red99 reset?

If not, nobody gonna be playing some shit garage box

cactus
10-22-2019, 08:40 AM
https://i.ibb.co/DtQkkCs/rogeandoesalot.png

FishBait01
10-22-2019, 12:21 PM
chortled at op

*BiG SiP*