View Full Version : Best name on server?
pijan
07-23-2019, 04:06 PM
What's the best name you've seen on P99? Personally I'll throw my vote behind Goshzilla. I laughed so hard the first time I saw that.
cactus
07-23-2019, 04:44 PM
What's the best name you've seen on P99? Personally I'll throw my vote behind Goshzilla. I laughed so hard the first time I saw that.
Not on p99 but on March 16, 1999, launch day, Fennin Ro server.
I log into Everquest for the very first time after watching the dazzling 3D opening cinematic. I have my cloth map on my lap and am ready to be immersed. I make a Dwarf warrior and click enter world. The very first other player I ever see in EQ was a fellow Dwarf warrior named "Dildobaggins".
Why didn't he make a halfling? I still wonder about that to this very day.
Nitholias01
07-23-2019, 04:55 PM
Nice try..im not falling for this and getting anyones names changed!
Tenagra
07-23-2019, 05:02 PM
I know a stacysmom that always gets stuck in my head .
kjs86z
07-23-2019, 05:03 PM
My favorite name is a monk in AM named Blee Dat.
Sh*t cracks me up every time.
Lordgordon
07-23-2019, 05:04 PM
Typical first post not on subject.
The best name is meatee tankee.. also best tank on server
Synthlol
07-23-2019, 05:07 PM
Everyone is wrong, and I won't tell you the right answer because I'm taking it on Green.
Hideousclaw
07-23-2019, 05:14 PM
I want the GM's to have a specific toon to murk RMT'ers in game named: Bruce RMT'Banner
Prostatus
07-23-2019, 05:21 PM
Fistinface Bootenhead
Balimon
07-23-2019, 06:21 PM
On the Rathe in 1999 my buddy rolled a halfling rogue and got Supu from the name generator. So of course at 20 he was Supu Dupafly. The gms took his last name away at least three times.
Legidias
07-23-2019, 06:33 PM
No one will beat Clayton Bigsby (pretty sure now banned or forced name change).
Erudite wizard in white robes. Would port everyone except dark elves and other erudites.
loramin
07-23-2019, 07:02 PM
The very first other player I ever see in EQ was a fellow Dwarf warrior named "Dildobaggins".
Why didn't he make a halfling? I still wonder about that to this very day.
I can't answer why he didn't make a Halfling, but what you may not have realized is that that wasn't an original name. It's actually taken from Bored of the Rings (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bored_of_the_Rings).
(You know how National Lampoon used to make mock versions of other movies? Before they made those movies they made similar mock books.)
Wallicker
07-23-2019, 07:04 PM
My mage Cothsyrup is a solid name.
I saw Bardly Cooper running around the other day...
HerdeDaWord
07-23-2019, 07:50 PM
No one will beat Clayton Bigsby (pretty sure now banned or forced name change).
Erudite wizard in white robes. Would port everyone except dark elves and other erudites.
Amazing
Octopath
07-23-2019, 09:04 PM
“Swinging Richards”
Iksar Monk wielding 2 Velium Crystal Staves.
I had a Mage named Clark Griswold. Personal favorite.
pink grapefruit
07-23-2019, 09:21 PM
my cleric <3
https://imgur.com/lMEjKhK
There was a halfling druid on Rallos Zek named Savor Daflavor which was a neat name. I don't know why I liked it so much.
On Project 1999, I just love that guy Hoben when porting renamed hammer hill to Hoben Hill ;D
the hell is with these halflings and being endearing to me.
On P99 I saw an enchanter named Pythos which I thought was really cool for the snake themed class.
There's simple names that I think sound badass even if they aren't references. Denoc, and Danth, for example. Sound like names of badasses.
Cecily is a cool simple name too.
Synthlol
07-23-2019, 09:41 PM
This thread has too many people with bad names that think they have good names.
This thread has too many people with bad names that think they have good names.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_mind
titanshub
07-23-2019, 10:43 PM
Maybe I'm biased but I like Abracatdabra Alleycatzam.
Not_Mikeo
07-23-2019, 11:27 PM
All the best names were changed by some *******.
Atmas
07-23-2019, 11:45 PM
On EZ server I saw a froglok named Surprize Buttseks. Haven't seen that been beat.
reznor_
07-23-2019, 11:51 PM
No one will beat Clayton Bigsby (pretty sure now banned or forced name change).
Erudite wizard in white robes. Would port everyone except dark elves and other erudites.
lmfao
Mazoku
07-24-2019, 12:52 AM
There is an erudite..I cannot remember his first name..but his surname..has been Dicksword for years on project 1999. He rarely logs on anymore. (Probably due to being 60 and not wanting to lose his surname.)
I have seen the Dicksword pop up over the years in the last decade on this server.
Wonkie
07-24-2019, 01:02 AM
dullard
Halfcell
07-24-2019, 03:56 AM
Mage named Cothullu might be my favorite.
I'll always remember the bard that I saw the very first time I ever zoned into West Wastes on live on Drinal though.
Name was Sdrawkcab ... which is Backwards spelled backwards. Always loved that one.
That said, am pretty partial to my own warrior named Hastati. Was really surprised to find it available.
Utmost
07-24-2019, 08:25 AM
Rnrnmnnrmmrmnrmn Pstforbuffs
Sunderfury
07-24-2019, 09:55 AM
Please, keep this thread going. Need to know of more naming violations.
Oleris
07-24-2019, 10:11 AM
Please, keep this thread going. Need to know of more naming violations.
https://i.imgur.com/LaJ9Kmo.gif
Mblake81
07-24-2019, 10:12 AM
No one will beat Clayton Bigsby (pretty sure now banned or forced name change).
Erudite wizard in white robes. Would port everyone except dark elves and other erudites.
I remember Clayton. lets see, I can't tell you the best names but memorable ones include..
Paps Smear. (some assling)
Kidney Spears (blonde wood elf rogue)
Undar Da'bridge (troll)
Wolverine (that guy who had is tunnel mule done up like the character)
Gnomepolean Blownapart (gnome wiz)
plenty more but they escape recall atm.
Freakish
07-24-2019, 10:41 AM
I mean if you're looking for naming violations all you have to do is run around EC. Every other mule is a reference or a combination of real names.
P.s., don't nuke my ec mule.
Benanov
07-24-2019, 10:56 AM
On Live years ago there was a cleric named Illillilllillli or some variation. His friends just called him barcode.
I remember seeing a monk (I think?) namee Cannabis, which is specifically used by Rogean in the guidebook as a name not to use. Maybe it was misspelled Cannibis? I don't recall, but either way how can you beat using a name Rogean specifically told you not to us? Even if 95% of the names break the naming policy, using one you've been specifically told not to is something else.
I mean.. you know.. until you're caught. Then you can beat it pretty easily because their name is now Flugknowzs.
YendorLootmonkey
07-24-2019, 12:18 PM
If a GM/Guide has to change your name due to a violation of the naming policy, when they are ready to type in the new name, they should just mash their hand all over the keyboard, hit enter, and that's your new name. No re-dos.
Sincerely,
Bguubixndhfjejejbdxh
kjs86z
07-24-2019, 12:24 PM
No one will beat Clayton Bigsby (pretty sure now banned or forced name change).
Erudite wizard in white robes. Would port everyone except dark elves and other erudites.
/thread
Blingy
07-24-2019, 04:51 PM
Three people have sent me a tell threatening to have my mu less name changed. It wouldn't bother me if it was changed but for now I think it's funny.
Tamelcoe
It should have been in Happy Gilmore or Dodgeball.
Diogene
07-24-2019, 05:15 PM
That human cleric of mine named XIII. Cant beat that
Molitoth
07-24-2019, 05:21 PM
No one will beat Clayton Bigsby (pretty sure now banned or forced name change).
Erudite wizard in white robes. Would port everyone except dark elves and other erudites.
lol
sedrie.bellamie
07-29-2019, 11:04 AM
made a gnome necro to buy spells for my iksar SK in the region
random name generator on p99 gave me: Curampus
Silverback
07-30-2019, 10:54 AM
No one will beat Clayton Bigsby (pretty sure now banned or forced name change).
Erudite wizard in white robes. Would port everyone except dark elves and other erudites.
Best thing I've ever read on the internet.
Xulia
07-30-2019, 11:22 AM
No one will beat Clayton Bigsby (pretty sure now banned or forced name change).
Erudite wizard in white robes. Would port everyone except dark elves and other erudites.
I am genuinely curious to know Clayton's position on Iksar.
derpcake2
07-30-2019, 11:34 AM
I have a monk on antonius bayle with name Inevitable Downfall and suffix "of Antonius Bayle".
Jimjam
07-30-2019, 01:30 PM
I have a monk on antonius bayle with name Inevitable Downfall and suffix "of Antonius Bayle".
AB was a cool server. Open PoTime and CoAnguish raids while that content was still relevant.
Damn commie Euros!
Benanov
07-30-2019, 02:59 PM
I am genuinely curious to know Clayton's position on Iksar.
Probably something along the lines of "all the different kinds of scaly creatures.... stink"
OngorDrakan
07-30-2019, 03:18 PM
Top 5
Drunke Beetle
Swishahouse
Tralina
Rogean
nilborg
Legidias
07-30-2019, 03:34 PM
I am genuinely curious to know Clayton's position on Iksar.
Go back to Kunark you stinky lizards!
Bristlebaner
07-31-2019, 06:56 AM
Was a guide doing name changes in tunnel other day. Please provide more names to be changed.
Jlpstrtkng
07-31-2019, 11:02 AM
AB was a cool server. Open PoTime and CoAnguish raids while that content was still relevant.
Damn commie Euros!
Can attest to this. Loved those raids and my guild Jesters in Norrath were great people. Still not sure why I picked the euro server tho to this day haha
exqcme
07-31-2019, 11:02 AM
We got a druidie that got changed yesterday night too. xD icantport
Xulia
07-31-2019, 11:34 AM
Go back to Kunark you stinky lizards!
Would laugh so hard if he refused to port IKS anywhere but DL or EJ.
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