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El Prez
06-16-2019, 10:16 PM
how'd it go down? How close were they to the zoneline?
Not my most epic kill, but you get the idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_fuZE_K9PQ
coolget
06-16-2019, 11:49 PM
on red99?
when azrael vs nihilum were fighting in plane of sky, dentists went to east freeport to kill stragglers
ended up just being grammar and i there, and we caught nizzar and about 7 or 8 other nihilum jumping down after someone from azrael
tstaff proc'd nizzar, got him to 40% with a full group and multiple tstaff monks beating on me, trak toothed him to 1%, grammar's scoriae finished him off
the trak tooth healed me just before a sunstrike from thrilla landed that then brought me back to 15% hp as i instant CT potted out
i crashed zoning while thrilla also gate potted to snipe the kill and left him with blue balls
or
burgerking gets YT'd by nirgon, begins shit talking like mad in /ooc, i gate pot out of a gorenaire raid to the firepots and innerflame 1 shot him naked
he then did not log on for quite a while
Heywood
06-17-2019, 12:22 AM
Never forget
http://i.imgur.com/AL2cEAK.jpg
Gardur
06-17-2019, 02:40 AM
It's like 2015 or 16 in my Fresh days. We had gotten a faydedar or two on world shakes so the server pretty much knew where we were headed when it happened.
Holo runs like three groups of toons that couldn't go to VP but my force is split, half on the boat behind holo and half at the chessboard. Have all the boys at the board camp on a hill and wait for the rest of us.
At this point we are planning a straight-up fight but while checking who I noticed about six of them were feared. These nerds pulled the dragon because they didn't know we had people camped there!
I called the login and we engage them immediately and killed everybody who didn't gate. I scored five kills or something the last one was Ragnaros on June who was leading the Holocaust B-Team shitters.
They LNSd and we took Faydedar.
JayDee
06-17-2019, 04:46 AM
Probably when me and my friend (shoutout to Youko/Knowmes) duo'd a full group of <WB> with our mages at Seafury Island on VZTZ. One of the cool things about VZTZ, going/anon didn't do shit so when we saw them where we were camped, it was on!
The most satisfying kill was me soloing Fortuitous (sp) in Mistmoore on my ranger even though he had OOR heals. Hi Savok :)
Like a great man once said, revenge is the sweetest joy next to getting pussy.
White_knight
06-17-2019, 05:07 AM
I was never good at PvP but I think killing Beastagor on that human monk in KC was my best kill.. Pure luck as I managed to channel Wildfire on him for full damage and dropping the remaining 30 odd % health he had.
I died to him afk afterwards doing raptors in TD and he got me in ferrot once.
Hearing that my trash can veliousish geared Paladin got used to destory both Mirkuls and Tune's Shadowknights 1v1, there some screenshots Ogrok has showing them both running off at low HP to plug (mind you these were BiS SKs with Vuulak and 3-4 dokekar lewts and every clicky under the sun vrs a trash can geared velious Paladin, kinda makes you wonder what a BiS Paladin could do)
Can't imagine how quiet both of them would have been in discord/ts after getting those whoopings.
El Prez
06-17-2019, 12:27 PM
on red99?
when azrael vs nihilum were fighting in plane of sky, dentists went to east freeport to kill stragglers
ended up just being grammar and i there, and we caught nizzar and about 7 or 8 other nihilum jumping down after someone from azrael
tstaff proc'd nizzar, got him to 40% with a full group and multiple tstaff monks beating on me, trak toothed him to 1%, grammar's scoriae finished him off
the trak tooth healed me just before a sunstrike from thrilla landed that then brought me back to 15% hp as i instant CT potted out
i crashed zoning while thrilla also gate potted to snipe the kill and left him with blue balls
or
burgerking gets YT'd by nirgon, begins shit talking like mad in /ooc, i gate pot out of a gorenaire raid to the firepots and innerflame 1 shot him naked
he then did not log on for quite a while
hearty lul
Nirgon
06-17-2019, 02:54 PM
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227658879851298816/587813726518902838/1.png
Doors trying to gank me 2v1 during launch level up
2 people with sow attack 1 man with jboots outdoors
Both die to man with jboots
Most disgraceful thing that I think ever happened
Dwarflord
06-17-2019, 02:56 PM
was getting powerleveled on my first wizard cozmonaut outside mino caves in steamfont and a very twinked rogue pk attacked me, i was 100% naked minus cloth but had thorns and druid skin, was nuking as hard as i could with level 8 frost nuke and i was going down fast but he didnt notice his hp evaporating
i looted his corpse and had choice pickins he had amazing stuff from full bd gear to fbss and then i saw a beautiful iksar bp and it was mine
i was hooked on rallos from that point on
i sold the bp in gfay an hour later for 5k and as soon as i traded 3 wizards tried to get me but i banked the plat
Dwarflord
06-17-2019, 02:57 PM
It's like 2015 or 16 in my Fresh days. We had gotten a faydedar or two on world shakes so the server pretty much knew where we were headed when it happened.
Holo runs like three groups of toons that couldn't go to VP but my force is split, half on the boat behind holo and half at the chessboard. Have all the boys at the board camp on a hill and wait for the rest of us.
At this point we are planning a straight-up fight but while checking who I noticed about six of them were feared. These nerds pulled the dragon because they didn't know we had people camped there!
I called the login and we engage them immediately and killed everybody who didn't gate. I scored five kills or something the last one was Ragnaros on June who was leading the Holocaust B-Team shitters.
They LNSd and we took Faydedar.
i swore that day pumped would join fresh but i wanted my venril staff first and had to wait 3 weeks to get it due to bad drop rates
Nirgon
06-17-2019, 04:38 PM
Pras the B team and their mighty pumices
enjchanter
06-17-2019, 09:41 PM
I never had a lot of chances to PVP but the best battle i ever had was when i was soloing in guk on my warrior and a ranger + cleric showed up and asked me to group. I stood there a minute contemplating what to do and decided fuck it , this is red , red stuff happens. So I try to kill the cleric but couldnt put out the dps to beat her heals, so I swapped to the ranger thinking id be set if he died but it was a stalemate mostly, until their rogue friend showed up (who ended up being in my guild already lol) and i managed to chase the rogue and kill her just before they escaped !
El Prez
06-18-2019, 09:09 AM
I never had a lot of chances to PVP but the best battle i ever had was when i was soloing in guk on my warrior and a ranger + cleric showed up and asked me to group. I stood there a minute contemplating what to do and decided fuck it , this is red , red stuff happens. So I try to kill the cleric but couldnt put out the dps to beat her heals, so I swapped to the ranger thinking id be set if he died but it was a stalemate mostly, until their rogue friend showed up (who ended up being in my guild already lol) and i managed to chase the rogue and kill her just before they escaped !
shit's vlassic
fan D
06-18-2019, 10:54 AM
on red99?
burgerking gets YT'd by nirgon, begins shit talking like mad in /ooc, i gate pot out of a gorenaire raid to the firepots and innerflame 1 shot him naked
he then did not log on for quite a while
i remember this gore raid
i remember him camping your spawn during our whole raid day hoping for a chance of you dieing, every week
fan D
06-18-2019, 11:13 AM
downing raid boss Beastagor
im maybe lvl 58 on my rogue and we got a full Holocaust group + 1/2 people doing the VP key piece in KC. I forget what its called, you know the spot.
the fucking named spawns and Beastagor + 1 run our whole mini raid out of the spawn. Most of us plug or die. A few minutes later I log back in and check the spawn and those two assholes are DUO'ING IT. They were killing it slow as fuck, thankfully, but i couldnt believe they had the stones to try and kill the mob and steal my our loot. RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. I was floored. We had to fight back.
a few of us attacked them and they were forced to flee, Beastagor didnt want to plug to a rag tag group of 8 mid 50 walmart geared clowns, so he keeps running from KC to FM to LOIO to Cabilis, that was his plan anyway.
this stupid waddling Iksar is about 20feet ahead of us as we chase him through DL, into FM and then into LOIO. He was ahead of us enough that we would never catch him. I remember Datboom was with me and I forget the rest. It's a 2pm on a wednesday or something.
During the commotion, lil ole lvl 53 Yibz hears whats going on. He is an out of range bard at this point, and a new toon, and Beastagor had no idea this random toon was a bard. So as we go from zone to zone, yibz is about a zone behind us. Once he reaches us and we get him in the group he can selo us and we have a chance
We are about halfway through LOIO coming from the FM zoneline, yibz catches up and we get on top of Beastagor. We start flailing our arms and legs and spells helplessly trying to do anything to stop him. Beast kept running up hills and hitting shadowstep and popping out a few hundred yards away, and each time we'd run up and hurt him a little more. None of us melees could do much damage i think Datboom did most damage.
try as he did, he kept getting closer and closer to Cabilis. It was maybe within earshot when we finally got him low hp. You know the slow movement walk when someone gets below 13% , he was doing it. He got one last shadowstep off and we closed in because he was moving slow as hell. I luckily got the last hit and pierced him for 13 points of damage
the beast was slain. praise was had, people offline were messaging me because the news spread around AIM and other platforms. this gave me some credit and finally my guild saw me a little above the Scarfaces and other shitty epic rogues running around
a few months later at 5am outside Seb I ran into him again , 1 v 1, he whipped on me and I ran into seb but refused to plug, I was trying to sliver away and hide and he ran up and dropped a fatty HT and popped me like a zit.
Dwarflord
06-18-2019, 11:33 AM
Great story how is the job hunting going ?
PS Beastagor is a little bitch and will never fight fair he will train or fear pets before engaging because he has 0 balls
Jibartik
06-18-2019, 01:43 PM
Whoever it was that pulled the trigger on the final shot that greifed OP off the box is the winner of this thread.
Dwarflord
06-18-2019, 03:49 PM
lite was griefed off the box by losers who were too bad at pvp to fight against nihilum, they folded 1 by 1 and went to farm raid gear
lite wasnt bad and tried his best but it was a losing battle trying to organize children to do anything
Jibartik
06-18-2019, 03:52 PM
https://i.imgur.com/u3ZFbm5.gif
Tassador
06-18-2019, 04:18 PM
Anytime I killed anybody that never logged back on this shit server was the best fucking kill of my life. Not one time fighting you 24/7 did I give three fucks about...
Dwarflord
06-18-2019, 08:23 PM
wut does that mean
ready to come out of the closet tassador and tell people who you were?
bristlebro
06-18-2019, 10:09 PM
i trained 90 giants to karnors castle and single handedly won the biggest battle that ever has or ever will take place on this server
Nirgon
06-18-2019, 10:13 PM
hi bestow, glad ur getting out to the forums
Dwarflord
06-19-2019, 02:54 PM
hey bestow how you doing bud
Zemgus
06-20-2019, 04:22 AM
i think i killed colgate with a tooth in seb, pretty sure i felt bad.
Thrilla
06-21-2019, 11:36 AM
lotsa different individual kills I could call out. the best PvP on this box though was Nilly vs Azrael in trak teeth/EJ, KC for VS, pof fights. These fights would go on for hours.
As much as we all were bored of Kunark - velious was the first headshot on killing this box
best pixel gain was getting the first wiz epic over hectorchrist, dude was mad salty, lol.
El Prez
06-21-2019, 07:30 PM
lotsa different individual kills I could call out. the best PvP on this box though was Nilly vs Azrael in trak teeth/EJ, KC for VS, pof fights. These fights would go on for hours.
As much as we all were bored of Kunark - velious was the first headshot on killing this box
best pixel gain was getting the first wiz epic over hectorchrist, dude was mad salty, lol.
man, you were always such a piece of shit to try and kill. Enjoyed mightystriking you on Novus. (I think that happened at the KC entrance)
respek
Nilly vs Azrael rivalry really was the best on the box. Not just as guild v guild, but individual rivalries between players. People knew their guy, it was great. The server really was alive. So proud of my crew of misfits.
I couldn't log in to Velious for more than a day or two. It was impossible to get immersed.
hokuten99
06-21-2019, 10:41 PM
My most epic kill? none really bunch a nobody bluebies on this server never had a real match. Could never really find anyone on my level.
hokuten99
06-21-2019, 10:46 PM
video made 2012
p99 red villian Jibekn fighting the good fight since the beginning. The first true Freedom fighter of the server.
"You tell Lamort, This aint a game dude"
Original Jibekn 342 kills 2 deaths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FURmGulgJ0A
hokuten99
06-21-2019, 10:56 PM
This video always gets me fucking pumped for pvp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCl89k6JimA
Jazzy
06-22-2019, 03:00 AM
Cringing hard as fuck at promoting own cringey as fuck pvp videos
(Didnt click)
derpcake2
06-22-2019, 08:06 AM
jibeknn do you remember when I was 0/38 on my necro, you called me a newb, and I went 1/38 thanks to you dying in sebilis?
hokuten99
06-22-2019, 12:23 PM
I have a scar I cut a line on my left arm for every death I would never forget running in 1v6 and dying.
derpcake2
06-23-2019, 02:19 AM
Try to remember its down the road, not across.
Samsonite
06-23-2019, 02:47 AM
my most epic pk, was in 2002, skyshrine, with my paladin i slayed an ogre sk (their hitbox was so big).
Anyways, the only thing he had on worth looting was a pair of silver chitin handwraps, and i also had a pair, so since they were lore, i took mine and destroyed them, and looted his.
Nirgon
06-23-2019, 11:54 AM
lotsa different individual kills I could call out. the best PvP on this box though was Nilly vs Azrael in trak teeth/EJ, KC for VS, pof fights. These fights would go on for hours.
As much as we all were bored of Kunark - velious was the first headshot on killing this box
best pixel gain was getting the first wiz epic over hectorchrist, dude was mad salty, lol.
Obvious choice here
Smedy
06-23-2019, 12:38 PM
being LVL 53 monk with trans wu sticks and some other rags, literally 50MR taking down Nizzar in a gm sanctioned 1v1 duel (lvl 60 and full VP gear + trak tooth)
prof: https://darkone.network/stuff/nizzar_clowned.jpg
all buttons were pushed in the correct order that day, feltgoodman.jpg
Voland
06-24-2019, 12:08 PM
It's like 2015 or 16 in my Fresh days. We had gotten a faydedar or two on world shakes so the server pretty much knew where we were headed when it happened.
The memories of <Fresh> live on!
Heebo
06-26-2019, 05:11 PM
Would have to be when I found Mirkuls squirreled away in the dwarf caves farming heads in the middle of the night.
He had spent the entire previous day talking shit because he got a kill on my bard in a 30 v 6 skirmish in OT.
Put my Breezeboot's Frigid Gnasher up to his head and pulled the trigger. 8 bags no pumice on the corpse.
fan D
06-26-2019, 06:00 PM
got a video of it , peak red99 old schoolers only
https://clips.twitch.tv/SuccessfulAgileKittenVoteYea
Nirgon
06-27-2019, 11:37 AM
Would have to be when I found Mirkuls squirreled away in the dwarf caves farming heads in the middle of the night.
He had spent the entire previous day talking shit because he got a kill on my bard in a 30 v 6 skirmish in OT.
Put my Breezeboot's Frigid Gnasher up to his head and pulled the trigger. 8 bags no pumice on the corpse.
Can't imagine how mad
El Prez
06-27-2019, 02:15 PM
got a video of it , peak red99 old schoolers only
https://clips.twitch.tv/SuccessfulAgileKittenVoteYea
Stop embarrassing yourself with this video.
Your pal, Lite.
JayDee
06-28-2019, 11:30 PM
Good thread
abbud
07-11-2019, 05:07 PM
Dropping tala off the roof, guy was just 2 nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLr_GkNDN6M
Same thing to Andain, that guy was 2 nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdZ2qy5JR0M
Pseudechis
07-15-2019, 06:36 PM
Burger King with a crippling blow combo.
cactus
07-15-2019, 07:56 PM
http://oi68.tinypic.com/157dqgj.jpg
pgerman
07-16-2019, 05:03 AM
Feels like visiting a rest home. Too bad another good game never came out. We will all have arthritis and dementia before that ever happens.
I put this leaderboard on all my resumes, has gotten me any job I applied for in the last four years.
I will have to admit though, owning some Empire nubs in paineel so bad that they got my name changed right after I killed them just so I wouldn't be number one was good times.
Too bad.
lllllll and Zjillahunapar RIP
Hah... between Smallmee and my rog Iool, we killed the entire servers alts. Good times.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150520091525/http://www.r99pvp.com/seasonone/playerrankings.php
im homeless now , worth it.
Swish2
07-16-2019, 06:45 AM
https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=169470
A quick 37593pp
Not mine, but I like to remember when it happened.
heartbrand
07-16-2019, 07:51 AM
Feels like visiting a rest home. Too bad another good game never came out. We will all have arthritis and dementia before that ever happens.
I put this leaderboard on all my resumes, has gotten me any job I applied for in the last four years.
I will have to admit though, owning some Empire nubs in paineel so bad that they got my name changed right after I killed them just so I wouldn't be number one was good times.
Too bad.
lllllll and Zjillahunapar RIP
Hah... between Smallmee and my rog Iool, we killed the entire servers alts. Good times.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150520091525/http://www.r99pvp.com/seasonone/playerrankings.php
im homeless now , worth it.
Thanks for the free items loser
Videri
07-16-2019, 08:06 AM
Feels like visiting a rest home. Too bad another good game never came out. We will all have arthritis and dementia before that ever happens.
I put this leaderboard on all my resumes, has gotten me any job I applied for in the last four years.
I will have to admit though, owning some Empire nubs in paineel so bad that they got my name changed right after I killed them just so I wouldn't be number one was good times.
Too bad.
lllllll and Zjillahunapar RIP
Hah... between Smallmee and my rog Iool, we killed the entire servers alts. Good times.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150520091525/http://www.r99pvp.com/seasonone/playerrankings.php
^This guy gave me nightmares.
I remember being in The Hole helping an enchanter with part of his epic. He was doing a turn-in there. He mistakenly thought he had to charm the turn-in mob. It resisted and killed him. Before our cleric could resurrect him, a grinning skeleton named Zjillahunapar showed up, brandishing the Staff of the Four, and he was a scarier sight than any golem or ghost we saw in that dark place. We evac'd, leaving the enchanter's corpse to rot. I changed my underwear and went /anon IRL. The End.
im homeless now , worth it.
lol
tompretty
07-16-2019, 11:24 AM
All the people I griefed off the server using superior PvP tactics.
Slathar
derpcake2
07-16-2019, 12:13 PM
being a monumental worthless shitbag oxygen thief loser, that makes people reconsider spending their time on the same thing as you = superior pvp tactics?
obviously
this is why pop peeks at 50 with 30 boxes btw
reminds me of telling jibeknn i had a job, and dealing with his disbelief for 45 minutes
tompretty
07-16-2019, 12:34 PM
being a monumental worthless shitbag oxygen thief loser, that makes people reconsider spending their time on the same thing as you = superior pvp tactics?
obviously
this is why pop peeks at 50 with 30 boxes btw
reminds me of telling jibeknn i had a job, and dealing with his disbelief for 45 minutes
Another satisfied customer. Sorry that I defeated you with legit tactics that I read in The Art of War.
derpcake2
07-16-2019, 02:05 PM
seek employment
Videri
07-17-2019, 03:05 AM
I love Slathar.
Tassador
07-17-2019, 06:56 AM
I love Slathar.
I kind of thought the server real death was when you didn’t have to worry about slathar anymore.
syztem
07-17-2019, 08:46 PM
i trained 90 giants to karnors castle and single handedly won the biggest battle that ever has or ever will take place on this server
who dat? cuz this 1 was a raid killer
https://i.imgur.com/1mfjuFZ.jpg
SamwiseRed
07-17-2019, 08:57 PM
The real slathar ODd a year ago. RIP
entruil
07-17-2019, 10:04 PM
I remember grouping on my halfling in kurns and gangbanging the fungi wannabe with all of the cabalis denizens, was like a mini raid... Sadly we weren't able to loot the fungi but we got his hp ring and got the kill shot only because he was too worried and bagged his fungi instead of pulling his ring...
Oh wait wrong server... Hail rallos...
Kinda lame but that is what PvP is all about to me...
Yt has its own value but the most epic pk here don't stand up to the weakest anti gank squad on rallos...
Love the cross rules and compromise but imo red should have sullon and rallos maybe even tallon/vallon holidays... At least...
You can have a bunch of kills but when u die and don't lose a prized gear piece that made your reign possible it lacks the necessary reprisal consequence for doing it wrong... Especially now in velious with all the no drop gear available it is border reprehensible to not have at least a religious consequence (innoruk worshipper dying to a rainkeeper worshhipper... Yt could have improved impact in this case)
Thanks for listening to my heownow rant and may the gods bless us with a differentiation between sullon and rallos mechanics...
Thank you for all the hard work and making it happening is far more valuable than my idealistic nostalgia or sense of pwnz attitude that we created back then... hopefully this is semi coherent probably not.. good times...
RIP slathar
Huskaroo
07-18-2019, 11:07 AM
What happened to slathar?
Tassador
07-18-2019, 03:32 PM
What happened to slathar?
Bad yamyam mixed with a side of depression usually equals a fat OD.
LostCause
07-18-2019, 08:02 PM
classic during manastone era was prob best pvp imo
before chewie he never showed his face in guk once till after manastone anyway
start of kunark had few good times too (velious didn't come out for like 4 years)
release of kunark had more pop then any era of this server...
tompretty
07-19-2019, 03:02 AM
Bad yamyam mixed with a side of depression usually equals a fat OD.
I’m not dead. I am very much alive.
Combobreaker
07-20-2019, 01:26 PM
None, they were all EZPK
entruil
07-20-2019, 11:04 PM
RIP Huskaroo?.. I was just relaying the post before me.
People talk about teams whether they are religous or short vs tall... teams exist anywhere, it may be the "anti" squad running around pking everyone or the pks out there killing the "antis", a guild can be a team, at it's most basic level it's up to the players to decide to give up or rally... a "teams" server would really not be any different than current rule set...
weeeeeeeee
Bazia
07-22-2019, 10:01 PM
immovable object against unstoppable force
real ones know
http://i.imgur.com/49Wjj7r.png
Nirgon
07-23-2019, 09:24 AM
classic during manastone era was prob best pvp imo
before chewie he never showed his face in guk once till after manastone anyway
start of kunark had few good times too (velious didn't come out for like 4 years)
release of kunark had more pop then any era of this server...
Release of Kunark was like character selects online?
Wasn't this the Mellowyellow era?
El Prez
07-23-2019, 03:29 PM
None, they were all EZPK
Not even the 2v1 with the might strike boulder throwing? You should tell that story
I was never good at PvP but I think killing Beastagor on that human monk in KC was my best kill.. Pure luck as I managed to channel Wildfire on him for full damage and dropping the remaining 30 odd % health he had.
I died to him afk afterwards doing raptors in TD and he got me in ferrot once.
Hearing that my trash can veliousish geared Paladin got used to destory both Mirkuls and Tune's Shadowknights 1v1, there some screenshots Ogrok has showing them both running off at low HP to plug (mind you these were BiS SKs with Vuulak and 3-4 dokekar lewts and every clicky under the sun vrs a trash can geared velious Paladin, kinda makes you wonder what a BiS Paladin could do)
Can't imagine how quiet both of them would have been in discord/ts after getting those whoopings.
paladins are kinda bad, sorry bud
they are a very bad match up for sks, i will give u that, but the fight u are talking about did not go down like that
log in and lets run it back
coolget
07-24-2019, 08:54 AM
paladins were fine, but people didn't know how to play them
Genedin
08-06-2019, 10:41 AM
My favorite was killing little gyno at the Peak.
Azrael heroes of Norath are strategically positioned on top of the pillars at zone in. Hordes of Nilly scum zone in. Click my hotkey to auto target gyro because of course. Watch has he runs in circles for 20 seconds while I 100% him from a stationary position with draught of ice.
Man I miss those days.
Nirgon
08-06-2019, 11:02 AM
Yousa good boy
SamwiseRed
08-06-2019, 12:21 PM
my most epic kill was killing this ranger named kenny in an oasis of marr croc group. dude was fletching arrows during pulls. i asked him to pull his weight but he continued fletching. i ended up attacking and killing him. the entire group turned on each other afterwards. classic.
pink grapefruit
08-06-2019, 01:51 PM
Mine was just some rogue in sro. He got the jump on me when I was medding or something on my druid, and was lom. Kept having to spam snare and try to med up enough to get nukes off. Was talking shit the entire time and when it got to where he had to run off he was like, "lol u can't even kill a rogue as a druid? u bad" and w/e. He made it to oasis zoneline and plugged after we zone danced for a bit. Then I sat and waited for him 'til he came back and got the kill.
Nothing super epic or anything. I didn't play enough to get into the great pvp, but this kill sticks out in my mind.
Ragnaros
08-06-2019, 02:29 PM
my favorite pks were when I would smoke somebody at a zone line and they would plug and I would auto hotkey a /who macro for their name and have it run while I do other activities and that voice program I used for pvp would let me know when they were logging in and I would just kill them and get rage tells about how I’m pathetic for staring at my computer when 99% of the time I was tabbed out jerking off just waiting for Siri to give me the alert, I loved denying people the ability to play without paying the price
Jibartik
08-06-2019, 02:43 PM
Lets be realistic ragnaros was masturbating about 99% of the time he played this game I mean he just went through puberty around then so its understandable.
White_knight
08-06-2019, 03:51 PM
my favorite pks were when I would smoke somebody at a zone line and they would plug and I would auto hotkey a /who macro for their name and have it run while I do other activities and that voice program I used for pvp would let me know when they were logging in and I would just kill them and get rage tells about how I’m pathetic for staring at my computer when 99% of the time I was tabbed out jerking off just waiting for Siri to give me the alert, I loved denying people the ability to play without paying the price
Haha you did that to me once.
Favorite is still being killed oddly, Beck back in the day. Like 3-4 days into the "dangerous" red server on my first character. He's the first other player I see. I try to run, dont even know he cant attack me. He catches up and offers to buff me, Loading Please Wait...
Beck Shouts, Cleanse this foul elf!
He evacd my lvl 5 dark elf into North karana and the druids killed me.
Spent the rest of my day walking there to get my body back.
knew I had found a server i could call home
Ragnaros
08-06-2019, 11:08 PM
Lets be realistic ragnaros was masturbating about 99% of the time he played this game I mean he just went through puberty around then so its understandable.
I did bust a lot of nuts
Quiet
08-07-2019, 01:07 PM
Remember the Fandango 5k challenge? Aw yissss
https://i.imgur.com/l564nPN.jpg
derpcake2
08-07-2019, 01:20 PM
I hit a guy on a bike, he turned out to be on heroin so it was fine.
Imago
08-07-2019, 05:21 PM
Red pop -1
mischief419
08-31-2019, 10:42 AM
Signature! Right outside Tserrina. Involved a torrent o' fire and infinite cackles of laughter from a poorly-made MIDI file. We're dancing awkwardly between the locked door and the solid wall, timing our castings perfect. Apparently, I was better :trollface: furthermore, it was also sweet revenge, which made it even sweeter.
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