The Normal Thread [Archive]

Evia

04-12-2019, 04:37 PM

The Seattle Mariners are on fire right now.

Yeah they are! The series this weekend vs Houston will be intense! Kinda get to see if they're the real deal or not.

Wonkie

04-12-2019, 04:40 PM

https://i.imgur.com/APPE6mR.jpg

bigjeff100

04-12-2019, 04:52 PM

Man that reminds me of that creepy garfield game....

https://i.imgur.com/LKcKsRN.jpg

bigjeff100

04-12-2019, 04:53 PM

Yeah they are! The series this weekend vs Houston will be intense! Kinda get to see if they're the real deal or not.

Cannot wait to see this game.. True test!

clevergirl

04-12-2019, 05:26 PM

https://i.imgur.com/ASYKnLf.png
WOLDR

clevergirl

04-12-2019, 05:33 PM

https://i.imgur.com/ASYKnLf.png
WOLDR

This makes me acktchually kinda regret being a hot chick a little bit, i mean if i was one of those guyz i could suck any of those dicks without effort and tbh they are all kinda out of my league, but i can't really chose that life, tried when i was a faggot in the normal faggoty military when things were normall dont ask dont tell or be a faggot but you all know how normal faggotry is these days that they can't even repeal that even if they make being not a faggot not normal (trans people arent neccissarily faggots) so like banning normal people is basically what it's come to because we can't even try to be our own normal

faggots

Wonkie

04-12-2019, 08:05 PM

https://i.imgur.com/aDmRmBZ.jpg

DinoTriz2

04-12-2019, 08:09 PM

https://i.imgur.com/aDmRmBZ.jpg

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hope whoever made this meme loses both eyes

maskedmelon

04-12-2019, 08:09 PM

I am listening to Rihanna right now.

Tenagra

04-12-2019, 10:35 PM

Polyester rugs don't feel soft for very long.

eadric

04-13-2019, 03:13 PM

This makes me acktchually kinda regret being a hot chick a little bit, i mean if i was one of those guyz i could suck any of those dicks without effort and tbh they are all kinda out of my league, but i can't really chose that life, tried when i was a faggot in the normal faggoty military when things were normall dont ask dont tell or be a faggot but you all know how normal faggotry is these days that they can't even repeal that even if they make being not a faggot not normal (trans people arent neccissarily faggots) so like banning normal people is basically what it's come to because we can't even try to be our own normal

faggots

show us on the doll where the priest touched you

Wonkie

04-13-2019, 06:11 PM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hope whoever made this meme loses both eyes

https://i.imgur.com/K0VDVBU.jpg

clevergirl

04-19-2019, 03:17 AM

Rhianna sounds like a problem u should take some magnesium for.

clevergirl

04-19-2019, 03:33 AM

Polyester rugs don't feel soft for very long.

"Darmok and Jalad... at Tanagra."

This is clearly fucking normal. I know who posted this shit 2, I am on 2u but we are already psychicly linked in some weird way anyway.

Jimjam

04-19-2019, 02:42 PM

Had good Friday bbq with the family. It's nice and wholesome to see all the kids playing in the garden together.

It's a pleasant 23'C. No idea what that is in dollars and cents.

DinoTriz2

04-19-2019, 02:50 PM

Had good Friday bbq with the family. It's nice and wholesome to see all the kids playing in the garden together.

It's a pleasant 23'C. No idea what that is in dollars and cents.

bbq = grilled

garden = backyard

23C = 73F

DinoTriz2

04-19-2019, 02:55 PM

Currently tornado'ing right now - might die (https://www.heraldtribune.com/news/20190418/tornado-watch-for-sarasota-manatee-as-severe-weather-threatens)

clevergirl

04-19-2019, 03:51 PM

I'll prob be going to easter tommorow.

DinoTriz2

04-19-2019, 03:56 PM

I'll prob be going to easter tommorow.

Isn't Easter SUndayyyyyyyyyyy?

Cecily

04-19-2019, 04:15 PM

I hung out with my normal LBGTAQQIDDISNFSFPF friends at a coffee shop and discussed things relevant to our lives.

DinoTriz2

04-19-2019, 04:19 PM

I hung out with my normal LBGTAQQIDDISNFSFPF friends at a coffee shop and discussed things relevant to our lives.

I thought they changed it to LGBT MK-II Military Grade Titanium War Heads

maskedmelon

04-19-2019, 04:25 PM

i had black coffee for breakfast and drank 2000ml of bottled water today. i am refreshed.

Thorondor

04-19-2019, 04:28 PM

Yep coffee till lunch
Whey Protein Isolate shake for lunch ( 2 scoops ) 50g protein 240kcal
Then whatever the fuck I want for dinner, as long as it include 120g/protein; easiest way to maintain a deficit. Gotta drop 3% body fat before the wedding at the end of June. between 16% and 17% right now at 6'2" 205lb.

bigjeff100

04-19-2019, 04:36 PM

-9 hour work day today as usual.
-Public transportation commute (1hr) from work to the gym.
-Jog home where my lovely girlfriend will be cooking us a proper post workout dinner
-Stuff monies and sweets into cute little eggs where we will enjoy hiding them come sunday for her son :)
-Enjoy the evening
-Hop in bed around 8pm, watch Daria and chit chat until she dozes off happily..
-I then make my appearence in norrath for an hour or 2 :)

Wohoooo the weekend!!!!!

America

04-19-2019, 04:37 PM

DinoTriz2

04-19-2019, 04:37 PM

-Public transportation commute (1hr) from work to the gym.

This part sounds like hell...a long commute makes me angry. Well now that I think about it, being angry can motivate you to work out.

Cecily

04-19-2019, 04:40 PM

I think I like public transportation commuting a lot, personally. Gives me like an hour or so to mentally prepare or unwind. Marc train was cool and I can get to to DC or Baltimore for not tooo many monies.

bigjeff100

04-19-2019, 04:43 PM

This part sounds like hell...a long commute makes me angry. Well now that I think about it, being angry can motivate you to work out.

Haha sometimes it's nice.. You get a solid hour to yourself..
I can take a preworkout nap!
I can catch up on shows/movies the lady won't watch with me.
Or play games!!

However, the commute instantly becomes shit if i don't get a seat, or if that 600 pound man/woman sits next to me.. Which is like, all the time..

I know they see me, and target me.. "Oooo skinny half jap back there not using his entire seat, let me just squeeeeze on in if you don't mind sir"

bigjeff100

04-19-2019, 04:44 PM

ur old. ;)

I know :( But at least only mentally though right?

https://i.imgur.com/gG9f7sz.jpg

DinoTriz2

04-19-2019, 04:45 PM

Look at this beef cake!

My boy Jeff is killin it

bigjeff100

04-19-2019, 04:50 PM

Look at this beef cake!

My boy Jeff is killin it

My man!! Next up, learn how to dance like the dope white kid in your signature....

Cecily

04-19-2019, 04:51 PM

Not what I'm attracted to, at all (I think), but I wanna feel your shoulders lol. Looking amazing, Jeff.

clevergirl

04-19-2019, 04:52 PM

Isn't Easter SUndayyyyyyyyyyy?

I am a lazy fucker

DinoTriz2

04-19-2019, 04:52 PM

My man!! Next up, learn how to dance like the dope white kid in your signature....

He learned his moves back in '84 by mail-in ordering the 6 VHS tape series of "WHO'S BAD?! Michael Jackson's Dance Move Compendium and Instructional Guide".

Jimjam

04-19-2019, 04:55 PM

I know :( But at least only mentally though right?

https://i.imgur.com/gG9f7sz.jpg

Ur old follically too mate, but at least Justin Trousersnake wrote a song about you sexy back. no homo ;).

bigjeff100

04-19-2019, 04:57 PM

Ur old follically too mate, but at least Justin Trousersnake wrote a song about you sexy back. no homo ;).

Thanks Jimmy Jams :) Them shits fell out in my early 20's man.. I didn't even get a shot at the whole manbun thing. Tsk Tsk....

bigjeff100

04-19-2019, 04:59 PM

Not what I'm attracted to, at all (I think), but I wanna feel your shoulders lol. Looking amazing, Jeff.

The more i stare at those photos.. The more I realize how different each side of my back is.. Wonder if it's how i flexed? How i angled? Or if they truly are that different.....

You can touch the left shoulder! That one looks more fun!

DinoTriz2

04-19-2019, 05:00 PM

I didn't even get a shot at the whole manbun thing.

You didn't miss anything.

Everyone talks shit about manbun wearers behind their backs too.

maskedmelon

04-19-2019, 05:05 PM

The more i stare at those photos.. The more I realize how different each side of my back is.. Wonder if it's how i flexed? How i angled? Or if they truly are that different.....

You can touch the left shoulder! That one looks more fun!

could be from the lighting coming from the side rather than top or bottom ^^

bigjeff100

04-19-2019, 05:20 PM

You didn't miss anything.

Everyone talks shit about manbun wearers behind their backs too.

But does me being half japanese then give me permission for acceptable manbun use? Like is it close enough to a samurai knot?

bigjeff100

04-19-2019, 05:32 PM

jeff you know exactly what you are doing ya big-ego tease;):p

glory in self big man

Haha no way jose!! I take pointers from mead :)

Cecily

04-19-2019, 07:22 PM

The more i stare at those photos.. The more I realize how different each side of my back is.. Wonder if it's how i flexed? How i angled? Or if they truly are that different.....

You can touch the left shoulder! That one looks more fun!

I think it's just the shadows. Seriously impressive physique.

Cecily

04-19-2019, 07:25 PM

You didn't miss anything.

Everyone talks shit about manbun wearers behind their backs too.

Any male hair trend is a bad idea, period. I'm hesitant to try putting my hair up like that because those bearded hipster jerks.

clevergirl

04-20-2019, 09:36 AM

I have massive armpit hair right now though it is 100% female in appearance still. It won't even grow long and curly.

Cecily

04-20-2019, 11:25 AM

My friend’s lesbian friend flashed furry armpits yesterday and I’m sure some look flickered over my face. It just surprised me and I think she fucking apologized for her pits and ugh... feel like shit about that and don’t know if it’s worth bringing up to apologize to her in the future or not. Like I legit don’t care. Just caught me off guard.

clevergirl

04-20-2019, 01:04 PM

Cen

04-20-2019, 01:11 PM

I was at a large public naked event in the streets of Philly and I was confused at the trend of women with hairy armpits. Like, even the fit young hot ones who took care of themselves were doing it on purpose. I assumed it was the new thing like those crazy earings people have with the holes that are like multiple inches wide. They frighten me.

clevergirl

04-20-2019, 01:14 PM

Cecily

04-20-2019, 02:29 PM

Apologizing might make it worse, virtue signal by showing urz. And if she facereacts, smile and say it's OK! You're OK with not having shaved, and U think girls should do what they want. Maybe not that much, but u know u can communicate without making it about her armpits.

I’m pretty sure that’s how I responded. Laughed it off and said it’s fine. They’re both pretty hardcore feminists and don’t wanna push that gender role bullshit on them.

NE ways. Might be homeless couch surfing pretty soon. Thank god for recent connections.

Cecily

04-20-2019, 02:32 PM

I like to shave mine, but I haven't gotten around to it. Maybe next weekend?

Last couple weeks have been basically climbing mount Everest away from suicide (because that is the easy way out, but it wounds the universe, or at the very least the soul and spirit of our species).

Ive foundit’s pretty easy to do as an afterthought once it’s just stubble. Shaved liked them like 3 times running out the door recently.

clevergirl

04-20-2019, 02:42 PM

I’m pretty sure that’s how I responded. Laughed it off and said it’s fine. They’re both pretty hardcore feminists and don’t wanna push that gender role bullshit on them.

NE ways. Might be homeless couch surfing pretty soon. Thank god for recent connections.

:(

Patriam1066

04-20-2019, 04:03 PM

Cecily

04-20-2019, 05:43 PM

Ha my post count is alot more normal now.

Danth

04-21-2019, 11:22 AM

A Home and Safe Space for Normies.

Please only post average, everyday information.

Wife and I took our daughter out for ice cream yesterday now that shops are starting to open around here. Going out in a little while to visit relatives for Easter dinner today. Yard's starting to grow so I figure I'll need to get the tractor running (battery's dead after sitting all winter, as usual) and mow sometime this week.

I think the above counts as "average" and I'm about as square as they come. Truth be told reading about the various wacky experiences and hopes/fears of the more offbeat members of the P99 community probably makes for more interesting reading since it's stuff I don't see every day.

Danth

Cen

04-21-2019, 11:50 AM

Yesterday I bought a new chair for the computer and I fixed a pipe that bursted in the basement by replacing the old copper with pex. Had all the stuff ready to go and didnt need to buy anything extra! :D

Ahldagor

04-21-2019, 12:04 PM

I went to Temple and lit some candles. Mass wasn't nearly as moving this morning.

Jimjam

04-21-2019, 12:08 PM

The other half took the little one and I to a sunrise bonfire for the start of Easter morning.

Unfortunately some local kids had thrown a big party and lit the bonfire last night, leaving the organisers scrabbling around in the frost for any random deadwood they could find at half five in the morning.

bigjeff100

04-22-2019, 10:44 AM

Nice Easter Sunday on my end

-Day off from Gym
-Woke up to pick up breakfast and coffee for the lady and her son
-Packed eggs with candies and monies and hid them around the apartment
-Eggs were split 50/50 for hiding. I came out victorious with the better hiding spots
-Spent the day watching Steven Universe/Amazing world of gumball/and Rainbow Six Siege.
-Managed to squeeze in hitting 35 on the SK!
-Couple dog walks

Lovely Easter Sunday :)

clevergirl

04-25-2019, 10:40 PM

https://i.imgur.com/rPT24br.gif

https://imgur.com/gallery/ijzGPn6

d3r14k

04-25-2019, 11:08 PM

https://i.imgur.com/Y5Delmb.png

https://i.imgur.com/rm7H3jr.png

Cecily

04-26-2019, 07:37 AM

Ha, ^ that's fucking hilarious.

Just had one of the executive directors at my school volunteer to be a lowkey mentor for me yesterday, on top the support I'm going to get at the actual mentoring program which starts.. Tuesday. One of my old professors, a MD, offered whatever assistance he could give me and sounds serious about it. I have a lot... of support going for me right now, from both my professional contacts and friends, and I'm so grateful for it.

maskedmelon

04-26-2019, 08:03 AM

good stuff, glad things are going well :D

clevergirl

04-27-2019, 11:09 AM

J/mario alt? ^

I believe they are the same person today.

clevergirl

04-28-2019, 10:56 PM

https://i.imgur.com/gIA5nWd.png

*literally starves self to meet fictional elven beauty standards*

Wonkie

04-29-2019, 12:14 AM

https://i.imgur.com/gIA5nWd.png

*literally starves self to meet fictional elven beauty standards*

incredibly butthurt you haven't responded to me yet. might punish.

Cecily

04-29-2019, 12:25 AM

I'll respond for her. What did you want?

clevergirl

04-29-2019, 07:10 PM

Almost anything is better looking than a 229 lb inbred white boy.

clevergirl

04-29-2019, 09:37 PM

heppenstance lol

DinoTriz2

05-01-2019, 06:23 AM

Good posts, everyone.

Thumbs up!

https://i.imgur.com/31BfDG1_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

clevergirl

05-01-2019, 11:04 AM

Good posts, everyone.

Thumbs up!

https://i.imgur.com/31BfDG1_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

He (don't) drank the coolaid :rolleyes:

God Bless

DinoTriz2

05-01-2019, 11:20 AM

He (don't) drank the coolaid :rolleyes:

God Bless

He had the "RPG-7" flavor.

Downed the entire glass and took selfies with his teammates afterwards.

clevergirl

05-01-2019, 11:30 AM

He had the "RPG-7" flavor.

Downed the entire glass and took selfies with his teammates afterwards.

Crying inside, but real proud of him.

DinoTriz2

05-01-2019, 11:33 AM

Crying inside, but real proud of him.

He made a full recovery. Barely has any facial scars.

Obviously took it like a champ.

clevergirl

05-01-2019, 11:40 AM

Ya I found the source.

People have no fucking clue.

Cecily

05-02-2019, 12:33 AM

Happy, I’ve been waiting to meet my friend’s stylist friend for awhile now. Think I desperately wanted a cut about a month ago. She’s sooo fucking chill and surprisingly similar to me. I figured I’d get yelled for having my last cut in October, I think, and she’s like.. naw. I do mine once a year. Loved her instantly.

Old hair

https://i.imgur.com/8YjzImW.jpg

New hair

https://i.imgur.com/sshHElm.jpg

clevergirl

05-02-2019, 10:03 AM

Newer hair is nice and workz well with ur new outfit.

bigjeff100

05-02-2019, 10:51 AM

People need to show confidence like Cecily!! Proud of you!!!

In other normal news.. Here is a perfectly normal spoiler that nature made for me! Blew my mind... Increased HP's by 20 easily :)
https://i.imgur.com/V3WXjrx.jpg

DinoTriz2

05-02-2019, 12:51 PM

What is that white stuff?

bigjeff100

05-02-2019, 12:57 PM

Snow!!! This year rocked man, we got dumped on for a few days.. Enough to cancel work which hasn't happened in a long time! I remember waking up to this..

https://i.imgur.com/Sz5eUbM.jpg

DinoTriz2

05-11-2019, 10:20 PM

https://i.imgur.com/oa7RfYN_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Patriam1066

05-11-2019, 10:57 PM

DinoTriz2

05-12-2019, 07:37 PM

whats snow?

iguanas are fighting over mangos in my backyard and chasing the squirrels away as they have claimed the tree

( yes squirrels love mangos )

Great, another Floridian....

Cecily

05-12-2019, 10:32 PM

I'm so bad at making myself write papers. Sig is as far as I've gotten on my 8-pager due tomorrow.

Bardp1999

05-13-2019, 02:54 AM

I paid off my truck last month

maskedmelon

05-13-2019, 08:44 AM

https://i.imgur.com/oa7RfYN_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

I paid off my truck last month

good poasts. congrats on the debt elimination too 👍

DinoTriz2

05-13-2019, 08:51 AM

I went to a presentation over the weekend

https://i.imgur.com/kJAt1B7.jpg

bigjeff100

05-13-2019, 10:57 AM

TL type S was a great car. Hope that’s a stick

Haha, I haven't owned a stick since my 2000 honda civic Si, which was my favorite car easily to date.. This 2007 Type S, is an automatic but thank god it has paddle shifts.. Haha as much as i miss a manual, i was ok at the time with the automatic... My G.F has an early 2000's manual wolfsburg jetta that i get to play in when i want some turbo fun :)

bigjeff100

05-14-2019, 04:23 PM

It's official! I live in the best state in country... Where yo hood fallin on the list?

http://worldpopulationreview.com/states/best-states-to-live-in/

DinoTriz2

05-14-2019, 04:49 PM

My city is the #1 place to live in Florida, but only #18 in the US (https://www.heraldtribune.com/news/20190409/ranking-sarasota-is-best-place-to-live-in-florida-and-no-18-in-us)

bigjeff100

05-14-2019, 05:07 PM

My city is the #1 place to live in Florida, but only #18 in the US (https://www.heraldtribune.com/news/20190409/ranking-sarasota-is-best-place-to-live-in-florida-and-no-18-in-us)

Hahaha Dino. I feel like in Florida, there is only room for 1. So if Sarasota is #1 city to live in. There is no #2 or runner up.. You're either number one, or you're Florida... So Dino lives in Sarasota, not Florida. I always knew you were different Dino :)

Also, is it only me? But i've typed Floriday instead of Florida every single time I type that word.. Is this a common issue for people or just me?