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DMN
02-17-2019, 08:58 PM
1. Gay black men are forced to pay foreign nationals to properly oppress them.

Irulan
02-17-2019, 08:59 PM
It has me as a citizen.

DinoTriz2
02-17-2019, 09:01 PM
1. Gay black men are forced to pay foreign nationals to properly oppress them.

Only in America can two Nigerians lynch another gay black man with dental floss in the heart of Chicago (aka Trump Country)

Wonkie
02-17-2019, 09:08 PM
Only in America can two Nigerians lynch another gay black man with dental floss in the heart of Chicago (aka Trump Country)

https://i.imgur.com/JQe2kxc.jpg

Irulan
02-17-2019, 09:11 PM
Ashley Todd is a black?

Lol.

Mead
02-17-2019, 09:50 PM
I live here

Irulan
02-18-2019, 03:04 PM
is this a beat up tranny?

It's a black republican who faked an antifa assault.

Get your pronouns together virgin.

DinoTriz2
02-18-2019, 03:38 PM
I can't hold all these hoax hate crimes. Thanks Drumpf (https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1097020092791934976)

DinoTriz2
02-18-2019, 03:41 PM
https://i.imgur.com/tinZYWK.jpg

Irulan
02-18-2019, 03:42 PM
Swypes left. Really gay beard.

JurisDictum
02-18-2019, 04:35 PM
Facebook has blocking stories about this BTW

Along with out banning RTV.

Of course they didn't provide any reason, examples or anything. Just the statement: "we need to stop Russian disinformation."

Except RTV didn't do disinformation. They just hired far left people to criticize America and make it look bad. We did similar things leading up to the collapse of soviet Empire -- providing platforms to socialists that criticized USSR (not rightwing capitalists people wouldn't listen to).

JurisDictum
02-18-2019, 04:39 PM
I think deep down you're better than this Mario. You got a fighting spirit. You just need to learn how to spar.

DinoTriz2
02-18-2019, 04:39 PM
I don't believe it was a hoax I think they just had that as their alibi if they got caught

ingenious really

Why would Jussie redact his phone calls with the brothers just before the attack?

America
02-18-2019, 06:19 PM
Swypes left. Really gay beard.

he's hot. the way he speaks (really good diction and okay vocab) almost disguises his IQ problem. it was when he said that people are "fear mongrels" that I lost my girlhardon.

America
02-18-2019, 06:23 PM
speaking of hate crimes. when i was about 14 i ordered my flunkies to join me in drawing swastikas in the sand of varying size in a quiet neighborhood park playground. we covered the whole thing with a giant swastika and little ones to fill the smaller nooks and crannies by dragging out feets and hands around. it was good fun and physical exercise. I did not smoke pot until I was 19 years old.

Irulan
02-18-2019, 08:02 PM
what age did you decide you would throw your life away to become an abomination?

5 yrs.

Patriam1066
02-19-2019, 06:46 AM
Facebook has blocking stories about this BTW

Along with out banning RTV.

Of course they didn't provide any reason, examples or anything. Just the statement: "we need to stop Russian disinformation."

Except RTV didn't do disinformation. They just hired far left people to criticize America and make it look bad. We did similar things leading up to the collapse of soviet Empire -- providing platforms to socialists that criticized USSR (not rightwing capitalists people wouldn't listen to).

We don’t need people challenging American culture or Christianity any more than they already do. People need to work harder, eat less, and ask for less. Work sets you free

Reasons America is best country on earth:

1. I can have a blonde, a Hispanic, and an Asian flirt with me on the same day
2. More aircraft carriers than the rest of earth combined
3. Arrogance to the point that every true, red blooded American male knows that despite our current decline, we can muster enough opioid induced courage from Appalachia to, like their Woad Celtic ancestors, unleash fury on any enemy so great that they run away in uncircumcised, Godless terror.
4. Texas
5. We carry on the noble legacy of Rome

DinoTriz2
02-19-2019, 07:09 AM
If you laid our aircraft carriers end to end, they're long enough to wrap around my dick.

Wait..that's not a compliment

maskedmelon
02-19-2019, 10:34 AM
We don’t need people challenging American culture or Christianity any more than they already do. People need to work harder, eat less, and ask for less. Work sets you free

Reasons America is best country on earth:

1. I can have a blonde, a Hispanic, and an Asian flirt with me on the same day
2. More aircraft carriers than the rest of earth combined
3. Arrogance to the point that every true, red blooded American male knows that despite our current decline, we can muster enough opioid induced courage from Appalachia to, like their Woad Celtic ancestors, unleash fury on any enemy so great that they run away in uncircumcised, Godless terror.
4. Texas
5. We carry on the noble legacy of Rome

BIG poast

Irulan
02-19-2019, 10:47 AM
Rap music.

Patriam1066
02-19-2019, 12:44 PM
Britain has good music. Pound for pound they hit harder

Patriam1066
02-19-2019, 01:06 PM
English imperialism set the stage for American dominance. You, in contrast, went to a flo rida concert.

Hope this helps!

America
02-19-2019, 01:13 PM
English intelligence made better music than USA. English rock was the best by far.

Germany makes the best music.

Irulan
02-19-2019, 03:19 PM
We can listen freely to German music here.

America
02-19-2019, 05:16 PM
I will never freely be a female Stuka ground-attack ace.

DinoTriz2
02-19-2019, 06:28 PM
Anglosphere is best sphere.

Anyone woke on the GQ (German Question)?

DinoTriz2
02-19-2019, 06:30 PM
If the Germans were wiped off the map, Europe would be normal.

DinoTriz2
02-19-2019, 06:32 PM
A disease infecting that continent.

We must help our British brethren conquer Europa and bring forth a millennia of Arthurian rule.

America
02-19-2019, 07:03 PM
sorry dude the Beatles werent that good

DinoTriz2
02-19-2019, 07:04 PM
Led Zeppelin was though

America
02-19-2019, 07:05 PM
They were Australian

Irulan
02-19-2019, 08:21 PM
sorry dude the Beatles werent that good

Led Zeppelin was though

They were Australian

DinoTriz2
02-19-2019, 08:31 PM
Wait, what?

Led Zeppelin aren't Australian, are they?

Shit, you almost fooled me. I'm too young for this shit.

misterbonkers
02-19-2019, 09:38 PM
loop zoop

America
02-19-2019, 09:41 PM
oh wait that was the other screaming males with the goofy hair

BACK IN BLAAAYCK
LET LOOSE
FROM THA NOOSE

misterbonkers
02-19-2019, 09:42 PM
that's alternating current slash direct current

America
02-19-2019, 09:43 PM
ya ppl with boyfucker accents sure make gr8 muzak

Jimjam
02-20-2019, 03:16 AM
Australia is just a generational English prison colony... Then again, the English are a Germanic nation. Their ruling family, their language, even their DNA all mostly Germanic.

But how far back are we willing to go? We're all African (Mon). Especially me, my Gran was South African, with some Irish (she was a Kelly). I guess that makes me a racism expert by lineage. And much more African than these American frauds ;).

I'm not so keen on apartheid; the only thing that should be seperated by colour is laundry. I don't know of any particularly influential South African musicians. America and England seem to dominate the musical anglosphere. The Oceanic antipodes put in a token showing. Flight of the Conchords Rock though.

DinoTriz2
02-20-2019, 07:28 AM
Then again, the English are a Germanic nation. Their ruling family, their language, even their DNA all mostly Germanic.

BLASPHEMER!!!!

THERE IS MORE TO THE BRITISH THAN SAXONS!

DEATH TO GERMANY

DinoTriz2
02-20-2019, 07:31 AM
that's alternating current slash direct current

The lead singer lives in my hometown.

He's like 4 foot 8

Irulan
02-20-2019, 02:54 PM
My mother paid like $20 million in taxes her whole life and she gets like $1300 / month on retirement. And can't even get me psychiatric help.

That is socialism for you all. That is why America is GREAT.

Irulan
02-20-2019, 02:56 PM
The lead singer lives in my hometown.

He's like 4 foot 8

Probably Klienfelter.

Wonkie
02-20-2019, 03:25 PM
My mother paid like $20 million in taxes her whole life and she gets like $1300 / month on retirement. And can't even get me psychiatric help.

That is socialism for you all. That is why America is GREAT.

just take the VA money dingus. you earned it.

DinoTriz2
02-20-2019, 03:31 PM
Probably Klienfelter.

Brian Johnson

Irulan
02-20-2019, 03:43 PM
just take the VA money dingus. you earned it.

VA is broken. I've been going back and forth with them since 2011.

They give me someone to talk to every other week who probably maybe? cares listens but can't do shit.

'Murica, FUCK YA.

Actually they've been pretty awesome, but I am unibomber level toxicly maculinized programming fucked in the head. Honest. I really don't want to go down in flames and I am tired of hurting real bad.

Wonkie
02-20-2019, 03:46 PM
VA is broken. I've been going back and forth with them since 2011.

They give me someone to talk to every other week who probably maybe? cares listens but can't do shit.

'Murica, FUCK YA.

Actually they've been pretty awesome, but I am unibomber level fucked in the head. Honest. I really don't want to go down in flames and I am tired of hurting real bad.

are you ineligible for a disability rating?

you clearly qualify otherwise, no offensies

Irulan
02-20-2019, 03:56 PM
are you ineligible for a disability rating?

you clearly qualify otherwise, no offensies

With the VA it goes service connected.

I tried to kill myself while off duty. But that doesn't count I guess (woke up with hospital bracelet in barracks they were un-fucking pleased, situation was handled real unfucking believably poorly). Even tho I was active duty at the time. I guess a doctor has to determine that it's the US Armies fault. It isn't. I was already fucked in the head.

I get healthcare because I have no income. If I had income I would pay the VA like $200 month for healthcare.

Wonkie
02-20-2019, 03:59 PM
With the VA it goes service connected.

I tried to kill myself while off duty. But that doesn't count I guess. Even tho I was active duty at the time. I guess a doctor has to determine that it's the US Armies fault. It isn't. I was already fucked in the head.

I get healthcare because I have no income. If I had income I would pay the VA like $200 month for healthcare.

lawyer up. bet there's a vet org that'd do it pro boner.

Jibartik
02-20-2019, 04:21 PM
The Bill of Rights.

Shall not be infringed.

See you all 100 years from now, armed with my AR :)

Patriam1066
02-20-2019, 06:12 PM
VA is broken. I've been going back and forth with them since 2011.

They give me someone to talk to every other week who probably maybe? cares listens but can't do shit.

'Murica, FUCK YA.

Actually they've been pretty awesome, but I am unibomber level toxicly maculinized programming fucked in the head. Honest. I really don't want to go down in flames and I am tired of hurting real bad.

Who could do something? You’re going to have to work on happiness. It doesn’t come naturally to anyone. It’s a full time job to not let shit get to you. Skills versus talent. Work on it

Irulan
02-20-2019, 07:09 PM
Who could do something? You’re going to have to work on happiness. It doesn’t come naturally to anyone. It’s a full time job to not let shit get to you. Skills versus talent. Work on it

Not to bitch, but you do know I am actually really mentally retarded right? I was in special ed and locked up in a psych ward as a child. I should be killed for this and put down. I am a human piece of shit and waste.

I don't expect to ever be happy. I don't even feel worthy of happiness or entitled to be happy or whatever you fucking rejects think.

I just don't want to suffer and be a burden anymore. I don't want other people to suffer because I am retarded.

And don't you motherfuckers come out swinging over the trans bullshit. Because fuck you. #rage, that isn't the problem. I don't want to discuss this with you guys anymore.

I made it thru the military because I was a stubborn lying hard working son of a bitch who was willing to put in 500% of the effort that everyone else did. I was willing to die just to have a CHANCE to fucking "embrace the struggle". To make the cut. No I should not have gone in, but thats where retards like me often end up. It's a good portion of the population.

I don't blame you dumb asses. I am tired of "embracing the struggle", just to suffer. Even tho u dudes ARENT wrong. There is a lot going on in my life that I need to talk to a doctor about, not some dumbasses on the internet. And be honest about.

I have been embracing the struggle my whole entire damn life, without help. And I am like this close to just not embracing shit anymore except death, that isn't a threat, it's an objective statement about reality.

No I don't really think welfare is going to help to be honest and I don't really want it. I also don't want to be a burden on anyone in my family anymore.

I never had anything given to me or handed to me on a silver platter. I have had to fight tooth and nail for every god damn thing I have and have done and become.

America
02-20-2019, 07:37 PM
Not to bitch, but you do know I am actually really mentally retarded right? I was in special ed and locked up in a psych ward as a child. I should be killed for this and put down. I am a human piece of shit and waste.

I don't expect to ever be happy. I don't even feel worthy of happiness or entitled to be happy or whatever you fucking rejects think.

I just don't want to suffer and be a burden anymore. I don't want other people to suffer because I am retarded.

And don't you motherfuckers come out swinging over the trans bullshit. Because fuck you. #rage, that isn't the problem. I don't want to discuss this with you guys anymore.

I made it thru the military because I was a stubborn lying hard working son of a bitch who was willing to put in 500% of the effort that everyone else did. I was willing to die just to have a CHANCE to fucking "embrace the struggle". To make the cut. No I should not have gone in, but thats where retards like me often end up. It's a good portion of the population.

I don't blame you dumb asses. I am tired of "embracing the struggle", just to suffer. Even tho u dudes ARENT wrong. There is a lot going on in my life that I need to talk to a doctor about, not some dumbasses on the internet. And be honest about.

I have been embracing the struggle my whole entire damn life, without help. And I am like this close to just not embracing shit anymore except death, that isn't a threat, it's an objective statement about reality.

No I don't really think welfare is going to help to be honest and I don't really want it. I also don't want to be a burden on anyone in my family anymore.

I never had anything given to me or handed to me on a silver platter. I have had to fight tooth and nail for every god damn thing I have and have done and become.

Didn't read

America
02-20-2019, 07:41 PM
i know life is hard but look at it this way you didn't give yourself nicotine poisoning yesterday after buying the "hard n****a juice" down at Vape Kang and spent today tortured sick after a night of night sweats

Patriam1066
02-20-2019, 07:41 PM
Maerilith I can diagnose your bipolar disorder from Texas. Just be compliant with the meds they put you on. And if you’re not going to a psych for meds that’s on you. You have mood swings bud take care of that or stew in the bile of the existence your choosing. It’s up to you honestly

-Unemployed

Irulan
02-20-2019, 07:53 PM
Didn't read

i know life is hard but look at it this way you didn't give yourself nicotine poisoning yesterday after buying the "hard n****a juice" down at Vape Kang and spent today tortured sick after a night of night sweats

Maerilith I can diagnose your bipolar disorder from Texas. Just be compliant with the meds they put you on. And if you’re not going to a psych for meds that’s on you. You have mood swings bud take care of that or stew in the bile of the existence your choosing. It’s up to you honestly

-Unemployed

Patriam stop being an Armchair psychiatrist over the internet. You aren't helping.

I am on my meds you dipshits. And I am doing what the doctors are telling me to do. I already have a diagnosis from licenced professionals who have years of experience.

Sometimes people die. They get mortally wounded and they fucking die. Those mortal wounds can be defective brains from birth or psychological trauma inflicted by stupid lazy assholes. I don't really feel like making other people kill me. I am giving these assholes another chance and I am dealing with it.

I am just trying to get it through your thick stupid skulls that not everyone is just a big baby suckling at the teat of your countries welfare system. And illustrating how I have not been one.

I am really fucking angry with you both right now for poking me, even though I am sure you have good intentions. I am outa here. For now.

@America, stop being a stupid cunt and get off the nicotine and drugs. It is no better than the alcohol I tried fucking myself with repeatedly as a young man. Especially since you are currently also on psych drugs.

Sonderbeast
02-21-2019, 02:52 AM
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