The Space Thread 🌌📡🔭🗿🛸🤖

[Irulan]

https://www.spacex.com/mars

It won't happen because it is affordable, economic, efficient or necessary.

It'll happen because it's cool and people want to go, be the first, give earth governments the giant middle finger.

For good or ill.

This guy seems pretty determined lol.

OMG he's such a meathead stoner up in front of his captive audience lol. I was cringing at his answers, he's got to be deliberately being simple.

Anyway feel free to post horsehead nebula porn pics and Richard Hoagland smut as well.

[mickmoranis]

what it looks like when science does it:

https://i.imgur.com/66oHgGE.gif

what it looks like when superman does: https://youtu.be/TjgsnWtBQm0?t=61

[Throndor]

Scooped up 10 shares of tesla on the 12.5% nosedive today. Have em autoset to limit sell at $360. Lets see how long it takes to realize my 550$ return.

[rollin5k]

sorry to break your heart but there's no proof any human has ever been to "space"

[ScaringChildren]

I will only support space exploration if we can also blow something up

[mickmoranis]

liberals yesterday: BRING BACK NASA, DIVERT MONEY FROM WAR TO NASA!

liberals today: SPACE FORCE IS A JOKE, WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY WE GIVE TO THE MILITARY!

[misterbonkers]

have a deep admiration for space, been having a hard craving for some kind of space media like mass effect but... not mass effect. somethin beautiful about the cosmic horror and awe of a new frontier. plus i just wanna jam synth music in my space suit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCKjkOdPFIk

[Evia]

sorry to break your heart but there's no proof any human has ever been to "space"

[ScaringChildren]

have a deep admiration for space, been having a hard craving for some kind of space media like mass effect but... not mass effect. somethin beautiful about the cosmic horror and awe of a new frontier. plus i just wanna jam synth music in my space suit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCKjkOdPFIk

I'm all about the map theme song (https://youtu.be/vGF-f3arb04)

[misterbonkers]

I'm all about the map theme song (https://youtu.be/vGF-f3arb04)

...really, commander? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-CDNLYZ0zA)

[Irulan]

what it looks like when science does it:

https://i.imgur.com/66oHgGE.gif

what it looks like when superman does: https://youtu.be/TjgsnWtBQm0?t=61

Love super man. Was he turning back time or traveling back in time though...?

I will only support space exploration if we can also blow something up

We already have, also, if human males are involved in our space bound future this is guaranteed ;)

liberals yesterday: BRING BACK NASA, DIVERT MONEY FROM WAR TO NASA!

liberals today: SPACE FORCE IS A JOKE, WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY WE GIVE TO THE MILITARY!

I totally agree. NASA is far too administrative as well. Trumps space forces / command was totally a move in the right direction.

have a deep admiration for space, been having a hard craving for some kind of space media like mass effect but... not mass effect. somethin beautiful about the cosmic horror and awe of a new frontier. plus i just wanna jam synth music in my space suit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCKjkOdPFIk

Games on my library list for the end time to be running for visuals on monitors in my life pod...

X series
Sins of a Solar Empire
Kerbal Space Program
Endless Space
Stellaris
Mass Effect
Elite Dangerous
Eve
Jumpgate
Freespace

sorry to break your heart but there's no proof any human has ever been to "space"

https://i.imgur.com/41mCNCz.jpg

[Irulan]

https://i.imgur.com/JZCp7QZ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/nEGYkRg.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/4LybHc6.jpg

[Throndor]

https://i.imgur.com/JZCp7QZ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/nEGYkRg.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/4LybHc6.jpg

Deez nuts.......comin' at ya in 3D!

[ScaringChildren]

I wanna like space shit, but it's a little too nerdy for me.

[rollin5k]

Wtf is that supposed to be irulan? Have you ever seen real pictures of planets? Not trying to be rude i'm genuinely curious.

[Throndor]

Wtf is that supposed to be irulan? Have you ever seen real pictures of planets? Not trying to be rude i'm genuinely curious.

Thats deez nuts...flying at you in 3-D

[Patriam1066]

I played eve and sins of solar empire. I also drank wine with my wife and we watched the eclipse. Am I a tranny? Very confused right now

[ScaringChildren]

Am I a tranny? Very confused right now

Yes.

Now start taking titty skittles and buy some cute bras.

[Wonkie]

I played eve and sins of solar empire. I also drank wine with my wife and we watched the eclipse. Am I a tranny? Very confused right now

masculine fragility

[Patriam1066]

masculine fragility

Space n3rd 4lyfe

[Irulan]

I played eve and sins of solar empire. I also drank wine with my wife and we watched the eclipse. Am I a tranny? Very confused right now

I just think you are cultured. 👍

[ScaringChildren]

I just think you are cultured. ��

Cultured means "gay", right?

Isn't that why European men wear scarves and capri pants? (https://youtu.be/1YCOT5LasKc)

[Irulan]

Cultured means "gay", right?

Isn't that why European men wear scarves and capri pants? (https://youtu.be/1YCOT5LasKc)
No, ascots are a sign of class and intelligence. Good breeding and very healthy sperm.

[misterbonkers]

i've been waiting literal years for kerbal space program to go on sale only to realize i haven't had it on my wishlist on steam the entire time

got upset w/ myself and got it anyways

[mickmoranis]

Guys remember when Trump did more for space exploration in the last four Democrats combined? I do.

[Tethler]

Remember when mick didn't shit up every thread he posted in? Yeah, I don't either.

[Cecily]

I played eve and sins of solar empire. I also drank wine with my wife and we watched the eclipse. Am I a tranny? Very confused right now

Oh god. I think so. I’ve played Eve, drank wine, and sins of a solar empire was the last game I bought.

[Tethler]

sins of a solar empire was the last game I bought.

How is it? I've heard the name, but know next to nothing about the game. I love me some space games though. Elite Dangerous has been my space game fix for quite a while.

[Cecily]

I got it for a dollar from humble bundle. Steam reviews were over 90% positive, so I’m guessing pretty good. Personally, I’m not touching it or other video games till my schoolwork is taken care of. Dark Souls III for $15 on humble right now and I’m trying real hard not to buy it.

[Mblake1981]

I played eve and sins of solar empire. I also drank wine with my wife and we watched the eclipse. Am I a tranny? Very confused right now

I just think you are cultured. ��

Oh god. I think so.

Put grease on your hands and jump in a large pile of fresh sawdust asap.

[Irulan]

Put grease on your hands and jump in a large pile of fresh sawdust asap.

Saw dust is a great exfoliant, and obviously you want to stay moisturized.

[Mblake1981]

Saw dust is a great exfoliant, and obviously you want to stay moisturized.

Old priest and a young priest.. *dashes holy water on the bertoxx following gnomish necro*

[Patriam1066]

Eve was a great game. I flew a pre-nerf curse. That was probably the cheapest most OP thing in the history of pvp

Also had a bad ass Caldari pilot with a passive tanking drake that could dunk on most battleships. I kinda miss not having grandkids. I can’t play games anymore!!!!!!!

PS: lol, I never thought about me playing amarr and caldari. Suits my personality and politics I guess. Gallente had some cool ships as well, but I hated minmatar

[Mblake1981]

Gallente had some cool ships as well, but I hated minmatar

Gallente, the best a Persian can get.

[ScaringChildren]

space iz ghey

[Irulan]

Old priest and a young priest.. *dashes holy water on the bertoxx following gnomish necro*
^^
Eve was a great game. I flew a pre-nerf curse. That was probably the cheapest most OP thing in the history of pvp

Also had a bad ass Caldari pilot with a passive tanking drake that could dunk on most battleships. I kinda miss not having grandkids. I can’t play games anymore!!!!!!!

PS: lol, I never thought about me playing amarr and caldari. Suits my personality and politics I guess. Gallente had some cool ships as well, but I hated minmatar

I experienced my first Anglo American terrorist attack in Eve.

Amarr were my favorite too. Smuggling was neato.

[Irulan]

https://amp.livescience.com/64999-sleeping-magnetar-wakes-up.html

[Wonkie]

https://amp.livescience.com/64999-sleeping-magnetar-wakes-up.html

good morning starshine :)

[Cecily]

So I’m sitting on a bench in front of the store on my phone. Get up and start walking back home and lady in car says something. I take off my headphones.

What?

Did you just see an orange [car type] go by?

Ha, sorry. I’m not paying a whole lot of attention to my environment.

You should really be more mindful of your surroundings and you shouldn’t have those in your ears...

Her voice trails off into the sound of the ocean when I stop listening, make eye contact nodding as I put my headphones back in, and walk off.

Figure she coulda told me I shouldn’t be walking around at night in all black or smoking cigarettes because their bad for me, too.

[America]

So I’m sitting on a bench in front of the store on my phone. Get up and start walking back home and lady in car says something. I take off my headphones.

What?

Did you just see an orange [car type] go by?

Ha, sorry. I’m not paying a whole lot of attention to my environment.

You should really be more mindful of your surroundings and you shouldn’t have those in your ears...

Her voice trails off into the sound of the ocean when I stop listening, make eye contact nodding as I put my headphones back in, and walk off.

kewl story, sis.

[Cecily]

Why do people have to interject themselves into my bubble and give me unsolicited life advice?

[America]

You should let it go.

[Irulan]

Why do people have to interject themselves into my bubble and give me unsolicited life advice?

You're a girl and you should definitely be mindful.

[Irulan]

He is not a girl, and you are not either, sorry if you are confused.

Cecily is a girl to me. I am not saying you must take my word for it though.

Got any cool space stuff?
https://i.imgur.com/Y7tlZbe.gif
https://i.imgur.com/Y7tlZbe.gifv

More>I’m bored, feel free to ask me space questions (Lunar Landing Edition) https://imgur.com/gallery/LcwD2Jk

[Irulan]

Nope but excited to see the USS Donald trump ( First US Spaceship with guns on it )

Going to make space great again and blow up peoples satellites and fight aliens

It's a cool fantasy. I loved this book: Saturn Run https://g.co/kgs/JY5Gjh kind of a similar idea. Except the ship is the USS Nixon and there's a few less guns.

Technically space?

https://i.imgur.com/RW9OUkY.jpg

[aaezil]

No nasa because greatness

[Cecily]

That’s really pretty.

[Irulan]

https://earthsky.org/space/k-stars-goldilocks-stars-ideal-for-habitable-planets

[clevergirl]

R. I. P Harambe (https://soundcloud.com/user-209448905/rip-harambe1)


Would vote spaceman. 10/10

[Bardp1999]

First page of the thread is pretty funny as almost every poster is banned.

This thread is where it all went wrong

[clevergirl]

First page of the thread is pretty funny as almost every poster is banned.

This thread is where it all went wrong

You have to leave your pain body experience to startravel as a starosexual.

[Wonkie]

https://i.imgur.com/VCdi9gb.jpg

a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.

[clevergirl]

The army of the West arrives at the Black Gate. It is closed. The towers at each flank of the gate appear empty.

In all-consuming, all-destroying wrath The Eye begins to spin in twirling fire, drawing and sucking up everything around it, air and iron, cloud and fire, smoke and stone.

Suddenly the Eye goes out. An instant but immense inrush of air and energy flow in to fill the vacuum left in its wake. AN IMPLUSION followed by AN EXPLOSION releases all that pent up energy the Eye has been consuming and containing since it first manifested itself.

[clevergirl]

And yes, I know what you are alluding too. I don't wish to spoil it. For others.

[clevergirl]

There's also allusion to gravitational shifts. Earthquakes. At the far reaches.. In distant lands. But that is kinda toooo esoteric a connection but now that I think about it...

[clevergirl]

It is all purely coincidental I am sure.

Source: http://www.allocine.fr/communaute/forum/voirmessage_gen_refmessage=2780764&nofil=300143.html

[clevergirl]

Remember he basically plagerized his own cultural mythos :p

[clevergirl]

Kinnnnd of like the Kubrick of his literary time.

[clevergirl]

I kind of like the Phoenix and rebirth aspect a little. I flirt with it a lot.

[clevergirl]

Let's be insane together :)

[clevergirl]

The Black Gate is where you need to go if you want Ascension or to travel between planes of existence.

Maybe Saturn is one way there. Also the morning star may have something to do with it. God says stay put on earth and don't go into the worms. You will lose yourself (himself) in them.

I don't want to be god. I do want to have peace and serenity in the end. And beauty. Mine is probably tiny and human and godly. But I can't speak for him either.

[clevergirl]

https://i.imgur.com/wI1MVrq.png
https://i.imgur.com/VJ55MT6.png
https://i.imgur.com/u3u6mmR.png

Let me be your space mermaid (spirit) psychopomp (angel) and lets die together. Cross the river. In the stars, and join with eternity.

[DinoTriz2]

SPACE

how does it work

[clevergirl]

SPACE

how does it work

We occupy it. And it deforms around us. Ever so slightly. We are butt dimples in larger deformities. And space looks like a bunch of recursive spherical waffles when visualized with binary, base 10, base 8, base 16 mathematics. As those are like, all just more abstract versions of binary... We some how can't fathom the universe in a less digital or binary way. I wonder if we will ever achieve a greater conscious awareness of it.

I will probably die and subsume into the waffle structure becoming someone 'elses dimple.

[clevergirl]

THIS IS A REALLY GUD ONE GOIZ AND GRILLZ (https://medium.com/starts-with-a-bang/what-is-the-speed-of-gravity-8ada2eb08430)

I had multiple orgrasms raiding this. ^.^

[clevergirl]

like 10 posts from the same weirdo in one page lol

Making huuuge dimples in space and time. Buttt with a lot of energy, very little mass (that is still disapating)

[clevergirl]

P sure the tv is all lies just heads up

The Pyramid Code (https://www.netflix.com/title/70212989)

[Jaxon]

Is this where we can talk about Donald Trump, the genius that invented Space Force?

https://i.imgur.com/9trBCWn.jpg

[DinoTriz2]

has anyone ever fucked in space?

[DinoTriz2]

Join Date: Apr 2019

wonder who this freshly banned guy is ?

Please be Mick...

[Wonkie]

Theres not much to explain, netflix is pro sodomy programming. Its the programming that built the trannyworld we find ourselves in.

Space is a place that astronots go on vacation and get paid. I can't remember right now but it's somewhere in Russia i think. Basically every astronot gets herpes because i think they provide them with prostitutes and drugs. That's why all astronots are insane.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sciencealert.com/herpes-loves-something-about-space-that-s-triggering-flare-ups-in-astronauts/amp

fake mick. he wouldn't spell it the same way thrice.

probley melon

[Wonkie]

space herpes from cnn (https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/18/health/astronauts-spaceflight-herpes-study/index.html)

"To date, 47 out of 89 (53%) astronauts on short space shuttle flights, and 14 out of 23 (61%) on longer ISS missions shed herpes viruses in their saliva or urine samples," said lead study author Satish K. Mehta at Johnson Space Center. "These frequencies -- as well as the quantity -- of viral shedding are markedly higher than in samples from before or after flight, or from matched healthy controls."

i find it odd that astronots have herpes. for 53 million dollars a day i think they should be selecting fine specimens of humans to travel to space camp. either that or space camp directly spawns the herpes. i think thats where the hookers and drugs come into play. the hookers and drugs come in to space camp and infect the astronots on their sexual organs. i hope they come out with a study about other STDs having to do with space camp.

fake and gay

i see you melon

[America]

if i get fake tiddies will they also be gay

[clevergirl]

I'm not really a big fan of netflix I just know it rustles your jimmies.

[FatherSioux]

#spaceisfake

[clevergirl]

https://i.imgur.com/S1Nrtlk.jpg

The real question is, how does a cat lick it's ass in space?

[clevergirl]

Lost is MSM tripe full of trannies.

Dunno about the rest they are prolly ok.

[DinoTriz2]

Speaking of space, I want to fuck a transistor radio

[Wonkie]

every show is tranny and sodomy related. name your favorite shows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JxjixqsQ8o

[JurisDictum]

Apparently being in space is has notable (mostly negative) impacts our your health:

What a Year in Space Did to Scott Kelly

An unprecedented and illuminating study monitored identical twins, one in space and one on Earth. (https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2019/04/what-happens-human-body-space/586966/?utm_source=pocket-newtab)

The body, sensing and reacting to weightlessness, bristles at life in space. Fluids float freely and clog the sinuses, giving faces a puffy appearance. Bones, relieved of the job of bearing weight, thin. Muscles, faced with the same, atrophy. Parts of the eyeball, for reasons scientists are still trying to pin down, become squished or swollen. And from head to toe, cells, exposed to unearthly levels of radiation, become more at risk for cancer

There do seem to be some mental boosts...but I'm guessing that might just be because of how intellectually rewarding it is to be an astronaut that finally gets to go to space.

There were some interesting genetic changes:
Some of the most intriguing changes occurred at the chromosomal level, in the protective bits at the ends of chromosomes that make sure they replicate properly when cells divide. These caps, known as telomeres, are known to shorten as a result of stress. Researchers expected to see this change in Scott. Instead, the astronaut’s telomeres lengthened. “You might at first think, Oh, this is great. He’s going to live longer,” Susan Bailey, the Colorado State University professor who led the telomere research, once told me. “But the opposite side of that coin is always that it also increases cancer risk, because one of the very first things cancers do is turn telomerase on to maintain telomere length so they can essentially be immortal.”

Most of the telomeres bounced back after Scott returned to Earth, but he now has more short telomeres than he did before his mission. In general, this puts someone at greater risk for quicker aging, Bailey said.

It seems mostly bad but I guess there could be something positive about the anti-aging impact of space potentially...before you get back to earth and age more.

[clevergirl]

I think what happens when u live in space 2 long and u end up just cloning urselves a bunch is u wind up looking like...

https://i.imgur.com/d6QCZul.jpg?fb

[DinoTriz2]

https://youtu.be/BICKJuwuW8g