FOOBAW thread

[misterbonkers]

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW?

https://i.imgur.com/vlkoH1M.jpg

this is the thread for REAL AMERICAN HANDEGG

not your baby YUROP KICKBALL game

[ScaringChildren]

Fuck Trump

[Ahldagor]

Hank 3 better than 2.

Texans might pull it out of their ass. Thomas tore his achilles tendon, so his career might done.

[ScaringChildren]

You guys see those touchdowns?

Damn...

[misterbonkers]

I love memes great first thread

https://i.imgur.com/A7graNP.jpg

speaking of godgers, packers game mad close, fuck the jets

[Ahldagor]

Did the Packers cover?

[Wonkie]

I love memes great first thread

When You Is Addicted To PCP

https://i.imgur.com/IImSqow.jpg

[Wonkie]

did that foobawblack get busted for PCP? post lank so i can geddit

i think so. if it was opiates they'd just tell us but it's all hush hush.

he's really fucking good btw

[Wonkie]

wonkie give feedback on PMs that literally had me in tears last night and your blueballing me

i assume that's how that site works, given the moniker.

he paid for it i mean

[Ahldagor]

You talkin about Gordon?

[misterbonkers]

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1076862991684026368

[Mead]

c u real soon (https://www.12up.com/posts/6254944-tyrann-mathieu-threatened-to-fight-fans-in-multiple-nsfw-tweets-after-being-called-out/partners/36273?fbclid=IwAR2DZES_hvxiKaWdcLeIjDxfDZaV2jiTsqW v7tXvIoAND3roGL3JP5HdbsI)

[Ahldagor]

c u real soon (https://www.12up.com/posts/6254944-tyrann-mathieu-threatened-to-fight-fans-in-multiple-nsfw-tweets-after-being-called-out/partners/36273?fbclid=IwAR2DZES_hvxiKaWdcLeIjDxfDZaV2jiTsqW v7tXvIoAND3roGL3JP5HdbsI)

Lol.

[Wonkie]

mahomes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pWTh092mz8)

[Ahldagor]

mahomes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pWTh092mz8)

No ref help this game.

Chiefs might be starting their late season crumble as Reid's teams usually do.

[misterbonkers]

Chiefs might be starting their late season crumble as Reid's teams usually do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBCcM6GVLOU&t=13

[Wonkie]

chiefs fraudulent

[misterbonkers]

chiefs fraudulent

russell wilson with 2 back to back madden 04 ass plays

cmon son

[mizzbiscuits]

Go bears

[Wonkie]

hell yea playoffs baby!

anything past here is just fun. according to sports "experts" we were gonna be 2-14, worse than the browns, get the #1 pick, and all the rest of that garbage. burn them all.

[Ahldagor]

russell wilson with 2 back to back madden 04 ass plays

cmon son

Those were sweet.

Grats Wonkie. Seahawks proly gonna do some damage in the playoffs.

[bigjeff100]

Here come my hawks!!!!!

[ScaringChildren]

https://m.ranker.com/list/nfl-players-domestic-violence/ranker-nfl?utm_expid=16418821-424.rYNi5-_cTHuEUfUhdsjseg.0&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

[AenorVZ]

Atlanta United parades down Peachtree: 1

Falcons: 0

[Ahldagor]

Lol at the Steelers. A Harbough and a mobile quarterback walk into a bar...

[misterbonkers]

Lol at the Steelers. A Harbough and a mobile quarterback walk into a bar...

pls do not make fun of mike tomlin, he looks like he's on the verge of tears 24/7

https://i.imgur.com/oS5DV2w.png

[Wonkie]

strange juxataposition to the missed kick last season, where another game(falcons win) had already eliminated us

we made the kick this year, but another game(vikings loss) had already guaranteed our seeding

go hawks =)

[Ahldagor]

pls do not make fun of mike tomlin, he looks like he's on the verge of tears 24/7

https://i.imgur.com/oS5DV2w.png

Tomlin can take it. I'd like to see his face if Bell comes to Houston.

[ScaringChildren]

Football is for gay bois

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Ahldagor]

And the head coach firings begin.

Fournette's about to be released.

Playoffs have begun.

Saints gonna take it?

[misterbonkers]

And the head coach firings begin.

Fournette's about to be released.

Playoffs have begun.

Saints gonna take it?

anybody but the patriots

signed, a dolphins fan

https://i.imgur.com/Bkhz1lj.png

[Ahldagor]

Think Gase got a raw deal having been hooked to Tannehill?

[Wonkie]

wtf fournette is good the jags are fools to dump him

im hoping marvin lewis calls it quits. because im the dumb guy who thinks dalton is secretly good.

[Ahldagor]

wtf fournette is good the jags are fools to dump him

im hoping marvin lewis calls it quits. because im the dumb guy who thinks dalton is secretly good.

He's already tagged Hue Jackson after getting fired earlier.

Coughlin's proly opening cap space. Ramsey's rumoured to want out too.

[Wonkie]

bortles needs to get out of florida. hes too much of a party animal to succeed in focusing on football there.

he'd be great in denver.

[misterbonkers]

Think Gase got a raw deal having been hooked to Tannehill?

I think all of Miami got a raw deal being hooked to tannehill :(

even the Jay Cutler stuff couldn't salvage that. I think Miami needs to take a page from the 76ers and just take a few years to rebuild. we've basically been a husk on fumes since we lost Jason Taylor. we need real star power. ndamukong wasn't it. Jarvis Landry wasn't it. Jay ajayi was almost it, and we traded him away. it sucks so much

[heyokah]

The iggles gonna win it all again with foles taking the snaps.

[azeth]

The AFC dun fucked up letting the Patriots get a bye. No one wants to go to Foxborough

[Wonkie]

fire bill obrien

[ScaringChildren]

no don't

[Ahldagor]

fire bill obrien

His lack of urgency was scary. Having no secondary didn't help either. See what Seattle can do now.

[misterbonkers]

will pull for hawks tonight cause i think wonkie is a cool dude

[mizzbiscuits]

Pulling for Seattle tonight. Rooting for da bears tomorrow.

[Ahldagor]

Janikowski's hamstring and Hurns' leg, snap. Yikes.

[ScaringChildren]

Viks up on the turnbull.

Don't think it'll happen unfortunately on the 4th quarter.

[ScaringChildren]

O'Michaels sank another one..

[Wonkie]

good season. lil mad at the refs but whatever they're always like that. let's have a good draft.

go philip Rivers

[d3r14k]

Go Chiefs!

Pras Pat Mahomes, Kansas City's Hope diamond.

[Patriam1066]

Sorry poke

Y’all tried

[ScaringChildren]

Off the leghorn again!

I can't believe Osaka did that safety halfback

They need to get the O-coach another look through on the 3rd down.

This is ridiculous. Sports Center here we come! Haha

[Ahldagor]

Damn. Justin Tucker missed a post season fg.

[Wonkie]

bad playoffs. all these teams are bad.

[Ahldagor]

bad playoffs. all these teams are bad.

Ravens tried to make it interesting. Sucks about Seattle.

[misterbonkers]

iggles/bears or cheefs. absolute worst case scenario: rams

anyone but the pats

these playoffs suck, man wtf

[Ahldagor]

iggles/bears or cheefs. absolute worst case scenario: rams

anyone but the pats

these playoffs suck, man wtf

Defense wins championships.

[mizzbiscuits]

Go bears!

[Wonkie]

Go bears!

GOLDEN TATE GOLDEN GOD

BEARS CUCKED

[misterbonkers]

FAT DOINKS AT SOLDIER FIELD

[Ahldagor]

All the doinks.

Chargers and Saints for the Super Bowl is my prediction.

[Wonkie]

All the doinks.

Chargers and Saints for the Super Bowl is my prediction.

😍

i think this too. i really want rivers to get a ring

AND TOM BRADY TO FUCKING RETIRE

[ScaringChildren]

Gah I can't believe my Marauders didn't make the 'shimps.

Waiting for O' Conner to coach the Rims, but if not, then the 79ers.

Fieldgoals or touchdowns, you know Jared isn't capable of it

[Wonkie]

nice meltdown (https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolcarl/status/1082077949455749122)

[Ahldagor]

😍

i think this too. i really want rivers to get a ring

AND TOM BRADY TO FUCKING RETIRE

Agreed. Rivers has done a lot and gets a little forgotten for not having a ring.

[misterbonkers]

tom brady retire bitch

[d3r14k]

https://i.imgur.com/g7QLcEk.png

[Ahldagor]

https://i.imgur.com/g7QLcEk.png

So many of those faces. Like they channeled Pikachu.

[ScaringChildren]

did the black guy win??

the black guy is winning in every metric except credit score and police interaction

[Patriam1066]

Dabo plz slay Saban

[Ahldagor]

Dabo plz slay Saban

Pick six is a good start.

[Wonkie]

luv 2 watch bama get shit on

[Ahldagor]

luv 2 watch bama get shit on

Fuckin' dog stomped. Beautiful by Clemson.

[mizzbiscuits]

luv 2 watch bama get shit on

[Patriam1066]

luv 2 watch bama get shit on

Yes but I was hoping for a better game. That shit was over early third quarter. SAD!

[Ahldagor]

Clemson proly found their Sunshine. That kid was making pro-level throws last night.

[ScaringChildren]

the damn dinkers off the goal!

COME ON, STAGS! WHY YOU GOTTA BLOW IT! IT WAS THE LAST ONE

Jeeze, Coach Snickers needs to go LIKE NOW

[misterbonkers]

artist's rendition of my game face come this sunday

https://i.imgur.com/SOyKcDD.jpg

[Wonkie]

awful game. the colts suck ass.

[misterbonkers]

awful game. the colts suck ass.

its divisional and andy reid had a bye

if it were wild card he woulda lost

but now he'll just lose conference :(

[d3r14k]

Bless Pat Mahomes, our golden son, Kansas City's Hope Diamond

[ScaringChildren]

I once watched a stripper in Newark shove an entire NFL sized football up her cooter.

Laces and all.

[misterbonkers]

rams looked phenomenal last night

i want to see the chargers do to the patriots what rams did to 'boys

[Wonkie]

rams looked phenomenal last night

i want to see the chargers do to the patriots what rams did to 'boys

the refs were the better team

[misterbonkers]

the refs were the better team

i only saw small bits of the first half, so idk what you're referring to

fuck the pats

[Wonkie]

i only saw small bits of the first half, so idk what you're referring to

fuck the pats

https://streamable.com/x3m6a

this was called a sack.

[Ahldagor]

https://streamable.com/x3m6a

this was called a sack.

Yikes. Retarded refs strike again.

Chargers shooting themselves in the foot. Wtf.

[misterbonkers]

https://streamable.com/x3m6a

this was called a sack.

halted forward progress, so...

yeah that's a shit call

chargers getting slaughtered :(

[Ahldagor]

Lol, Saints look rusty as fuck. Yikes. Foles' title fight streak proly continues.

[mizzbiscuits]

Go iggles

[misterbonkers]

already rationalizing a year's worth of WHO DAT bandwagon fans

it's better than a sixth ring for brady

but not by much

[d3r14k]

it's better than a sixth ring for brady

KC will beat them next Sunday. Team is hungry

[Wonkie]

nah fuck the chiefs go saints

[misterbonkers]

i dont see the saints doing any better than the chargers to deal w/ mr. brady so chiefs/rams or riot

[Wonkie]

L.A. doesnt deserve a title go LA Saints

[Patriam1066]

the refs were the better team

Yeah that was some bull shit. Horrible game

Brady delenda est. saints

[Ahldagor]

Saints starting strong.

[Wonkie]

BULLSHIT NO CALL

[Wonkie]

EXTREMELY HORSESHIT FUCK YOU REFS

[Ahldagor]

That was some fixed bookie shit. Goff-Mahomes coronation time?

[misterbonkers]

wonkie last week: "BULLSHIT CALL, REF"

wonkie this week: "BULLSHIT NO CALL, REF"

https://i.imgur.com/dbW2Zfu.png

[Wonkie]

wonkie last week: "BULLSHIT CALL, REF"

wonkie this week: "BULLSHIT NO CALL, REF"

https://i.imgur.com/dbW2Zfu.png

A+ use of meme. that's how it do

[Wonkie]

ill be rooting for the afc out of spite, even if its the patriots.

i finally understand trump voters.

[mizzbiscuits]

Fuck the saints.

[misterbonkers]

ill be rooting for the afc out of spite, even if its the patriots.

i finally understand trump voters.

https://i.imgur.com/KqVIEqa.png

[misterbonkers]

I IMMEDIATELY REGRET MAKING FUN OF REF CALLS DECIDING GAMES

I DON'T LIKE THIS

[ScaringChildren]

Hope all your teams lost and the guacamole was bad tonight :)

[Ahldagor]

I IMMEDIATELY REGRET MAKING FUN OF REF CALLS DECIDING GAMES

I DON'T LIKE THIS

They've been pretty damn bad all season.

Two OT games, potential coronation for the next generation of qbs, and Tony Romo's head potentially exploding at the Super Bowl.

[Wonkie]

NFL wet dream playoff overtime x2

not scripted tho? lol

[misterbonkers]

its divisional and andy reid had a bye

if it were wild card he woulda lost

but now he'll just lose conference :(

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1086844872399691777

[Wonkie]

hellworld

[misterbonkers]

calling it now

SB53 winner and MVP

refs

[ScaringChildren]

You guys hate the Pats, right?

GO PATRIOTS

[d3r14k]

*cries in Elvish*

Good game though, objectively.

Hoping next year the Chiefs will have the same energy.

[Wonkie]

You guys hate the Pats, right?

GO PATRIOTS

Coastal Elites(Rams) vs Trumpy Bois(Patriots)

this is 2016 all over again stop invading my sports with the politics

(((Go Pats)))

[ScaringChildren]

Coastal Elites(Rams) vs Trumpy Bois(Patriots)

this is 2016 all over again stop invading my sports with the politics

(((Go Pats)))

DEFINITELY Go Patriots then.

Now that you've said that I'll watch the Super Bowl.

[Mead]

I'm happy for Tommy B

[ScaringChildren]

So Superbowl party at Wonkie's place?

I'll bring chips and dip (and toxic masculinity)

[Wonkie]

I'm happy for Tommy B

tom brady eats ass(google it)

[d3r14k]

Bad dog, Wonkie

https://i.imgur.com/M7DMDav.gif

[ScaringChildren]

I finally saw that no call at lunch today.

I just wanted to say, as a non-football-watcher, that ref is corrupt and probably bought by the mafia.

[Wonkie]

deport the refs

[mizzbiscuits]

I despise the saints, but they were totally jipped. Feel bad for them.

[Mead]

https://mobile.twitter.com/HulkHogan/status/1087150085111189507?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5 Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1087150085111189507&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.espn.com%2Fblog%2Fnfcsout h%2Fpost%2F_%2Fid%2F73678%2Fnfl-world-reacts-to-blown-interference-call-during-rams-saints-game-2

[Ahldagor]

Lol

[Wonkie]

planning to fall asleep at halftime, when the patriots have the game well in hand

35-6

[Ahldagor]

If the Rams can play man and get inside pressure then they'll have a chsnce.

[ScaringChildren]

Which team is the whitest?

[Wonkie]

Which team is the whitest?

the patriots by far, across the entire league. just a bunch of scrappy cerebral lunchpail gymrats on their team.

[ScaringChildren]

the patriots by far, across the entire league. just a bunch of scrappy cerebral lunchpail gymrats on their team.

Is it a dog whistle if I cheer for them?

[Patriam1066]

Rams D came to play

[ScaringChildren]

I bet if the Patriots lose, the leftist media will call it a victory for the anti-Trump movement.

"See? White supremacy is losing! This proves it!"

[America]

I bet if the Patriots lose, the leftist media will call it a victory for the anti-Trump movement.

"See? White supremacy is losing! This proves it!"

saints won 2010

[Evia]

Maroon 5 has never impressed me much but I cannot believe how bad they sounded live in this half time show. Yikes. Then we get mumble rapper over flames and the worse half of Outkast. Are they even trying anymore?

[Patriam1066]

This half time show is somehow worse than the first half

[Wonkie]

rams cant move the ball at all

[Patriam1066]

Goff delenda est

This game sucks. Also, Romo sounds like a cheese grater and tony soprano had a love child

[Ahldagor]

Defensive game, hell yes. Former defensive end in me, lol.

Brady has the info and Michel might seal the mvp.

[Wonkie]

time for the refs to take over the game

[Throndor]

time for the refs to take over the game

Yeah theyre going to have to interrupt to keep it a close game until the end f9r entertainment value

[Patriam1066]

Game, blouses

[Patriam1066]

Boring

[ScaringChildren]

White supremacy wins!!

[Wonkie]

the rams subreddit banned me for posting this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPDcrc3Srzw

reeeee why don't they want a fair and logical debate? cucks

[JayDee]

RIP football. Would be surprised if ratings didn't take another dive next season. Institute more rules to protect players and continue lecturing us about police brutality, stupid.

[Throndor]

the rams subreddit banned me for posting this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPDcrc3Srzw

reeeee why don't they want a fair and logical debate? cucks


Rofl. We're friends again bro.

[misterbonkers]

white privilege wins again

https://imgur.com/a/5Ay2wdH

[Vanech]

The Patriots have been the most successful team in the NFL since 9/11. I find it to be a fun little conspiracy theory.

[ScaringChildren]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tom-bradys-new-england-patriots-are-team-maga-whether-they-like-it-or-not

[ScaringChildren]

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/1092237292507418625?s=20

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/JpBxzQZ_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[d3r14k]

How did the Pats get correlated with white supremacy? I feel like I have missed something key here.

Was it Brady's "We will not be forgotten" or whatever speech? I remember thinking: Dude no one forgot that you exist, just nobody likes you outside of Boston or wants you to win another championship (except Wonkie I guess).

Or does this have to do with the Pats being one of the whiter teams in regard to their roster?

Someone halp

[ScaringChildren]

How did the Pats get correlated with white supremacy? I feel like I have missed something key here.

Was it Brady's "We will not be forgotten" or whatever speech? I remember thinking: Dude no one forgot that you exist, just nobody likes you outside of Boston or wants you to win another championship (except Wonkie I guess).

Or does this have to do with the Pats being one of the whiter teams in regard to their roster?

Someone halp

I wouldn't worry about it, after all...

"You cannot reason someone out of something he or she was not reasoned into."

[Wonkie]

How did the Pats get correlated with white supremacy? I feel like I have missed something key here.

Was it Brady's "We will not be forgotten" or whatever speech? I remember thinking: Dude no one forgot that you exist, just nobody likes you outside of Boston or wants you to win another championship (except Wonkie I guess).

Or does this have to do with the Pats being one of the whiter teams in regard to their roster?

Someone halp

the latter, particularly at wr and rb. that's unusual.

as for the image i assume its pol meming at itself for lulz

[ScaringChildren]

the latter, particularly at wr and rb

as for the image i assume its pol meming at itself for lulz

So would a team full of Germans be Nazis?

How does it work?

[Wonkie]

So would a team full of Germans be Nazis?

How does it work?

?

white rb is really rare in the nfl

[ScaringChildren]

?

white rb is really rare in the nfl

So because having a white running back is rare, that's proof that a team is hateful white supremacist bigots?

[Wonkie]

oh also: boston

[ScaringChildren]

oh also: boston

But I thought only the South was racist?

[Wonkie]

But I thought only the South was racist?

yeah we know you're a moron i understand

[ScaringChildren]

yeah we know you're a moron i understand

and Boston is a leftist city.

What happened? I thought you guys couldn't be racist?

[Wonkie]

and Boston is a leftist city.

What happened? I thought you guys couldn't be racist?

knock it off with the selfowns, braggart

[ScaringChildren]

knock it off with the selfowns, braggart

I'm just trying to figure out where a bunch of anti-racist leftists went wrong to accidentally create a city full of white supremacists.

Surely you guys have the best ideas.

Is there something in Boston's water? Like KKK blood or something?

[misterbonkers]

How did the Pats get correlated with white supremacy? I feel like I have missed something key here.

Was it Brady's "We will not be forgotten" or whatever speech? I remember thinking: Dude no one forgot that you exist, just nobody likes you outside of Boston or wants you to win another championship (except Wonkie I guess).

Or does this have to do with the Pats being one of the whiter teams in regard to their roster?

Someone halp

it's mostly a joke, but...

Tom Brady has maga hat, team is extremely white relative to the rest of nfl, they get away with things other teams wouldn't (deflategate, Julian edelmen taking PEDs and winning sb mvp) plus the pats are always in a position of power but want to be oppressed underdogs when they're a literal dynasty is peak white

list is in no particular order.

[ScaringChildren]

it's mostly a joke, but...

proceeds to list a paragraph of insane shit



white = white supremacy

Anyone else seeing this shit?

[misterbonkers]

white = white supremacy

Anyone else seeing this shit?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tom-bradys-new-england-patriots-are-team-maga-whether-they-like-it-or-not

https://i.imgur.com/0G3NR6q_d.jpg

[ScaringChildren]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tom-bradys-new-england-patriots-are-team-maga-whether-they-like-it-or-not

http://imgur.com/a/eamhpHV

Yep, I linked this earlier in the thread.

Hilarious to witness the utter deranged outrage :D


https://i.imgur.com/0G3NR6q_d.jpg

This is a Kafkatrap.

A sophistical rhetorical device in which any denial by the accused serves as evidence of guilt.

[misterbonkers]

you're not shitting up my thread with your rhetoric, begone thot

[ScaringChildren]

you're not shitting up my thread with your rhetoric, begone thot

Says the one who believes in dishonest, authoritarian tactics like kafkatrapping

[America]

is that like where you get put in a giant rube goldberg machine made of writhing interlocked bodies of traps for a reward or punishment

[ScaringChildren]

Yes, but they need to be Jewish traps, specifically

[Wonkie]

turn on cbs a qb just got pwned hard

foobaw is back baby!

[Wonkie]

bob kraft busted and arrested at a rub and tug

the patriot way :)

[hobart]

bob kraft busted and arrested at a rub and tug

the patriot way :)

His balls aren't going to deflate themselves.

[DinoTriz2]

Can't wait for the game tomorrow!

[Ahldagor]

bob kraft busted and arrested at a rub and tug

the patriot way :)

Yeah, how does a billionaire not have a rolodex of good numbers? This story is fucking hilarious.

[DMN]

Yeah, how does a billionaire not have a rolodex of good numbers? This story is fucking hilarious.

He's probably a cheapskate. You'd be amazed how *****rdly ultra-rich people can be with some things. I knew this kid in high school whose parents were really rich and once a year they'd take a vcation to some country and they'd get all their dental work done on the vacation just to save cash.

[America]

some friend was tugging on his arm to go in the first place. it was a semi-gay "bro" thing.

[JurisDictum]

He's probably a cheapskate. You'd be amazed how *****rdly ultra-rich people can be with some things. I knew this kid in high school whose parents were really rich and once a year they'd take a vcation to some country and they'd get all their dental work done on the vacation just to save cash.

Well that's just being smart. Given how bloated our dental costs are.

Anyway its like a big time drug addict. Even if they have plenty of money for their drugs they get weird and ultra conserving about every spec of white dust they have. Like that scene where in Ray where Ray Charles gets pissed at his aid for scoring heroine for the night and "the weight is off."

Some people are addicted to wealth and money. Others are in a hurry to get rich by any means necessary because they are addicted to power. There all sick.

[Saludeen]

Saw the guy catch the thing once. Heh. exciting

[DinoTriz2]

ball

[Wonkie]

https://i.imgur.com/IcnPibQ.png

[Ahldagor]

https://i.imgur.com/IcnPibQ.png

Where'd you find that?

[Wonkie]

Where'd you find that?

Jay Glazer. Famous football talker.

[DinoTriz2]

foot

[America]

Jay Glazer.

my boyfriend is not a football talker! *laugh track*

[DinoTriz2]

my boyfriend is not a football talker! *laugh track*

Where do you like being glazed the most? Face, tits, ass?

[Wonkie]

my boyfriend is not a football talker! *laugh track*

*complies and laughs as ordered*

[DinoTriz2]

*complies and laughs as ordered*

*presses 9mm to cheek*

YOU WILL CHUCKLE AT SHELDON'S DRY WIT AND GEEK CULTURE REFERENCES

[America]

Where do you like being glazed the most? Face, tits, ass?

Ass. With a shot right on the button. Love how it feels going on. warm.

also tummy. i got a thing about my belly button.

[DinoTriz2]

Ass. With a shot right on the button. Love how it feels going on. warm.

also tummy. i got a thing about my belly button.

https://i.imgur.com/Iwkzp68_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Wonkie]

odell beckham to the browns. dawg pound baby!!

https://i.imgur.com/59sUD3Y.jpg

barks

[America]

how do u tell the Browns apart from the other Sport Teams

[Wonkie]

Jay Glazer. Famous football talker.

For all you f–ksticks who spewed s–t at me, my kid, my mom, my mom’s kid, my kid’s mom, my head size, body size, intelligence, my mom’s intelligence all because I made a prediction about your team today,” Glazer shared on Twitter, “save your ridiculous f–kin insults for s–t that matters in life.

[Ahldagor]

Lol.


Browns are now the third favorite to win the AFC. See what happens. Texans need to get off their ass and stop trying to be the damn Patriots. Never seen such a heavy penis envy addled team.

[America]

can someone explain what is the alternatives to the Browns winning the football game??

[Wonkie]

can someone explain what is the alternatives to the Browns winning the football game??

well they're in the afc, so they play the patriots sometimes

[America]

if I had a foobaw team I would name it "The Harsh Browns"

[Irulan]

I tried doing planks on my fists once. It hurt too much.

[Wonkie]

CFL league office notified all CFL teams that the AAF will not allow its players to sign with any teams despite the fact it is now in breach of playing contracts, per league source.

AAF now viewing the players’ contracts as assets in potential bankruptcy proceedings....

:o

[DinoTriz2]

Footbo is for the gays