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Gilder
10-10-2018, 02:41 PM
Anyone play this little farming game? Man it's so relaxing. Incredible to think just 1 guy developed this title. Elf-Pixel-Addiction truly has nothing on growing blueberries and becoming richer than Davy Crockett.

clevergirl
10-10-2018, 03:03 PM
Stardew valley seems like a good opiate farming SIM.

Gilder
10-10-2018, 03:42 PM
You can grow poppies in Spring. You're absolutely correct. Trying to figure out how to cultivate them into something without going full nerd and devouring the wiki.

Started making booze with kegs though, so I'm halfway there.

Schaduwridder
10-10-2018, 03:44 PM
you know you can grow real plants outside and its a lot more fun then farming video games

ScaringChildren
10-10-2018, 03:44 PM
Stardew valley seems like a good opiate farming SIM.

*ears perk up*

Gilder
10-10-2018, 03:51 PM
you know you can grow real plants outside and its a lot more fun then farming video games

Yep, got a pepper plant at home and some herbs. But it's nothing compared to my virtual farm of 100 acres and a mule.

Schaduwridder
10-10-2018, 04:10 PM
surely you can do better then 1 pepper plant

do you know the conditions your vegetables are produced under?

do you know that as of 2017 there is no such thing as organic?

pull the wool out from over your eyes and start growing your own greens at a bare minimum, you are compromising your health by eating store bought produce

Gilder
10-10-2018, 04:16 PM
Just no space to grow anything my angry plumber friend. I'll try to buildup my IRL farm so that you won't be so disappointed

clevergirl
10-10-2018, 04:28 PM
surely you can do better then 1 pepper plant

do you know the conditions your vegetables are produced under?

do you know that as of 2017 there is no such thing as organic?

pull the wool out from over your eyes and start growing your own greens at a bare minimum, you are compromising your health by eating store bought produce

+1 to Social Justicing!

clevergirl
10-10-2018, 04:28 PM
I ate home grown eggplants yesterday.

Francois
10-10-2018, 05:35 PM
Here's my farm (https://upload.farm/1Gb3Pt)

I really love this game.

Schaduwridder
10-10-2018, 05:54 PM
didn't click, back to blue with you

Swish2
10-11-2018, 03:26 AM
Sorry guys, you just can't beat a classic...

https://i.imgur.com/p0UgHbp.jpg

Lune
10-11-2018, 08:34 AM
I want to get my wife addicted to video games and I believe stardew valley is an excellent approach. Forgot about that game. Will commence immediately

Gilder
10-11-2018, 08:46 AM
surely you can do better then 1 pepper plant

do you know the conditions your vegetables are produced under?

do you know that as of 2017 there is no such thing as organic?

pull the wool out from over your eyes and start growing your own greens at a bare minimum, you are compromising your health by eating store bought produce

Okay Mario, we're going to try and grow some broccoli in place of the herbs we just never seem to use and take up space. Will report back.

Cecily
10-11-2018, 09:32 AM
I want to get my wife addicted to video games and I believe stardew valley is an excellent approach. Forgot about that game. Will commence immediately

Have you considered that gamers are the worst kind of people?

Gilder
10-11-2018, 09:34 AM
Here's my farm (https://upload.farm/1Gb3Pt)

I really love this game.

Damn man, that looks awesome. What year are you in? I'm just about done with Year 1, but I picked Riverlands farm and sometimes I wish I had all the open space of just the regular farm. I'm about to ball out though once Strawberry season hits...

ScaringChildren
10-11-2018, 09:35 AM
Have you considered that gamers are the worst kind of people?

https://i.imgur.com/REFcSsh.png

Francois
10-11-2018, 09:39 AM
Damn man, that looks awesome. What year are you in? I'm just about done with Year 1, but I picked Riverlands farm and sometimes I wish I had all the open space of just the regular farm. I'm about to ball out though once Strawberry season hits...

That's year 3. This post motivated me to play again. I'm saving for the golden clock.

Here's the inside of my house

https://i.imgur.com/xyd06hK.png

Cecily
10-11-2018, 09:48 AM
It starts all innocent at first. Oh I’ll just do this one field of poppies. Then before you know it, you’ve got a pepper plant in the middle of your backyard. Then you see your wife on the roof of the house hiding under an over-turned shopping cart with that semiautomatic assault rifle you thought you might go hunting with one day. She screams at you, eyes full of tears, about organic fruits and vegetables being a lie before she turns her attention to the massive storm on the horizon. “Remember how I used to be,” she whispers as she loads a magazine into the rifle, takes aim, and fires at the hurricane.

Cecily
10-11-2018, 09:53 AM
That game looks a lot like Elona, one of my favorite roguelikes.

Cecily
10-11-2018, 10:03 AM
Excuse me. I’m the liberal here so I think I know a thing or two about gun terminology and the best solutions to stopping gun violence against meteorological phenomenons.

ScaringChildren
10-11-2018, 10:12 AM
Magazine.

<3

clevergirl
10-11-2018, 10:15 AM
Pretty soon you will all be wearing flannel, overalls, and giant rubber duckies servicing the great goddess Amazona. Whilst the fruits of your labor are shipped off to Lalunia.

Goddess bless.

ScaringChildren
10-11-2018, 10:36 AM
Pretty soon you will all be wearing flannel, overalls, and giant rubber duckies servicing the great goddess Amazona. Whilst the fruits of your labor are shipped off to Lalunia.

Goddess bless.

Can I wear this instead?

https://i.imgur.com/1fR2utN.jpg

Gilder
10-11-2018, 11:35 AM
That's year 3. This post motivated me to play again. I'm saving for the golden clock.

Here's the inside of my house

https://i.imgur.com/xyd06hK.png

House looks awesome too! You should totally get back into playing, it's such a relaxing game, especially the soundtrack.

I've got like 7 days left n Year 1, then I'm going to unleash the insane amount of sprinklers I've built once Spring hits. I've kinda just used the first year to figure out what I like and don't like doing.

Valakut
10-11-2018, 12:03 PM
tried to get into it on the nintendo switch but i can't handle the amount of loading it reminds me of some playstation 1 type shit.

need to get it in one of the next steam sales and just embrace those samsung m2 speeds