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skarlorn
07-10-2018, 07:35 PM
"I'm autistic, so I notice people's eye colors!"

MagpieRockyl
07-10-2018, 07:38 PM
"I'm a fiscal conservative but socially liberal"

Nexii
07-10-2018, 07:46 PM
I only play to kill dragons, not to get pixels

Wonkie
07-10-2018, 07:47 PM
both sides are exactly the same

Qtip
07-10-2018, 07:51 PM
" She said she was 18 "

Baler
07-10-2018, 08:09 PM
"I can read people."

Swish2
07-10-2018, 08:33 PM
"I don't play EQ anymore, I quit"

rollin5k
07-10-2018, 09:36 PM
Trump is a Nazi

beargryllz
07-10-2018, 10:02 PM
No offense but

Wonkie
07-11-2018, 12:25 AM
4 pages of posts from chaboo today

Swish2
07-11-2018, 12:26 AM
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...

mickmoranis
07-11-2018, 08:23 AM
You're a nazi

Whirled
07-11-2018, 11:50 AM
Was that what she said?

Raavak
07-11-2018, 11:57 AM
I only had two, officer

Raavak
07-11-2018, 12:20 PM
Well, that didn't go exactly as planned.

It sounded like a good idea at the time.

mickmoranis
07-11-2018, 01:19 PM
everyone's a nazi

Raavak
07-11-2018, 01:22 PM
butter face

mickmoranis
07-11-2018, 01:25 PM
if you didnt vote for the candidates that I like then you're a white supremacist

Cecily
07-11-2018, 01:39 PM
I disagree, but I respect your opinion.

Baler
07-11-2018, 02:42 PM
"seems legit"

AzzarTheGod
07-11-2018, 04:58 PM
and i heard em say

nothings ever promised tomorrow today

but well find a way

they say posters are like seasons

and everything happen for reason

and if u get angry keep from squeezin

so now my little cousin smoking cigarettes now

i cant figure it out

and i heard em say, skarlorns gay

mickmoranis
07-11-2018, 05:47 PM
"brown pride!"

Baler
07-11-2018, 05:48 PM
"sup"

AzzarTheGod
07-11-2018, 05:49 PM
when u sit in the house like Baler u aint gon hear em say nada

Baler
07-11-2018, 05:49 PM
when u sit in the house like Baler u aint gon hear em say nada

"back in my day"

skarlorn
07-11-2018, 05:53 PM
Atg, this is a thread where you quote ppl who you hear say funny/weird stuff. You seem to struggle with this concept. I hope this clears it up for u.

dennardscott86
07-11-2018, 05:59 PM
Control your Mobs!!
Can I speak to a officer? You guys just Trained us, I think its time to Concede Noob.
It's OK honey, I know you tried...I still love you now go down so i can get mine.

skarlorn
07-11-2018, 06:13 PM
Control your Mobs!!
Can I speak to a officer? You guys just Trained us, I think its time to Concede Noob.
It's OK honey, I know you tried...I still love you now go down so i can get mine.

very nce

AzzarTheGod
07-11-2018, 06:17 PM
Atg, this is a thread where you quote ppl who you hear say funny/weird stuff. You seem to struggle with this concept. I hope this clears it up for u.



and i heard em say, skarlorns gay









MIC DROP

Baler
07-11-2018, 06:24 PM
"spare a sow?"

skarlorn
07-11-2018, 06:25 PM
you talk about me irl? that's weird man

AzzarTheGod
07-11-2018, 06:26 PM
you talk about me irl? that's weird man

i done heard about u

who's reading comprehension now?

https://i.imgur.com/UpPjUBT.jpg

Wonkie
07-11-2018, 06:32 PM
"tip ya 50p for potg"

:mad:

skarlorn
07-11-2018, 06:36 PM
ATG you're delusional bro. and not funny anymore. hope this helps dawg.

AzzarTheGod
07-11-2018, 06:37 PM
ur a huge yikes. hope u stop living ur life thru an elf forum

Swish2
07-11-2018, 08:24 PM
Mid or feed

LulzSect©
07-11-2018, 08:30 PM
YikeS 2003 meme usage in 2018

Is stern cringe triple yikeS

Hope this helps

chadtwoke
07-11-2018, 08:40 PM
Keep riding my nuta and hiding behind the forums
. Prob fat, mad, and sad.

Sorry I don't give a fuk about the select nerds hating on me. I find it commical cause my life rocks and yours sucks.

Then you post pictures of yourself and you are exactly what you just said the above poster was. Fat, mad and bald. Your GF is fuckable tho, so grats. I'm sure she's getting some thick BBC on the side tho.

maskedmelonpai
07-11-2018, 09:25 PM
there are no absolutes

MagpieRockyl
07-11-2018, 09:32 PM
"*clicks submit*"

Patriam1066
07-11-2018, 09:40 PM
YikeS 2003 meme usage in 2018

Is stern cringe triple yikeS

Hope this helps

Lol hahaha

AzzarTheGod
07-11-2018, 09:48 PM
YikeS 2003 meme usage in 2018

Is stern cringe triple yikeS

Hope this helps

It's seen a big revival recently, maybe surprisingly. Don't think I didn't see your criticism of its use the first time, I did.

Skarlorn isn't worthy of any memeing I wouldn't spend more than a rapid google search on em

radda
07-11-2018, 09:53 PM
Bat shit crazy

aaezil
07-11-2018, 09:56 PM
“There goes AM ruining the server again”

LulzSect©
07-11-2018, 10:03 PM
https://i.imgur.com/5V2zeWm.gif

maskedmelonpai
07-11-2018, 10:07 PM
i know, right?

AzzarTheGod
07-12-2018, 06:13 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

https://i.imgur.com/RatMZbP.gif

skarlorn
07-12-2018, 06:59 PM
"I'm really really good at soccer" - nude three year child of a friend

Tethler
07-12-2018, 11:21 PM
WTS pre-nerf CoS 350k

MagpieRockyl
07-12-2018, 11:38 PM
"It doesn't matter if you were actively clearing the camp there were exactly 1 mobs STILL up before frenzy spawned therefore camp is mine"


"Also I suck dick"

-Teppler probably

Patriam1066
07-13-2018, 12:19 AM
Can I touch it

Wonkie
07-13-2018, 12:24 AM
CONCEDE

Tethler
07-13-2018, 09:46 PM
'Do Not Eat' Kellogg's Honey Smacks Cereal, CDC Warns

Swish2
07-14-2018, 12:30 AM
Pics or it didn't happen

MagpieRockyl
07-14-2018, 01:03 AM
Please send dick pick

Ahldagor
07-14-2018, 10:38 AM
TOMMY: "I've got a plan."
RICHARD: "Yikes."

mickmoranis
07-14-2018, 11:05 AM
Some alt right Nazi beat up a 92 year old Mexican man last week!

skarlorn
07-14-2018, 11:13 AM
You smell nice

radda
07-14-2018, 11:25 AM
Your lobes are huge

mickmoranis
07-14-2018, 11:50 AM
Sticks and stones will break your bones but names will subjugate and dominate and destroy life on Earth as we know it.

mickmoranis
07-14-2018, 03:16 PM
Trump is literally hitler and we should give him all our guns: https://youtu.be/Mz0hRo-dkcI

fstyle3454
07-14-2018, 04:08 PM
Stuff I hear people say...

skarlorn
07-14-2018, 05:26 PM
The wall is gonna get rid of MS 13

chromis
07-15-2018, 06:21 AM
See what had happened was

Swish2
07-15-2018, 07:05 AM
You've got to be in it to win it

skarlorn
07-15-2018, 04:43 PM
okay, here's a combo from a dude i encountered last night:

"The thing about me is that 1 in 5 things that I say are good. The others may be wrong or bullshit."

"I have a 2 drink per night, 2 nights of drinking per week, LIMIT."

"Yes, I'll have that glass of champagne." (His 4th drink)

chadtwoke
07-15-2018, 10:46 PM
how come

JurisDictum
07-15-2018, 11:09 PM
okay, here's a combo from a dude i encountered last night:

"The thing about me is that 1 in 5 things that I say are good. The others may be wrong or bullshit."

"I have a 2 drink per night, 2 nights of drinking per week, LIMIT."

"Yes, I'll have that glass of champagne." (His 4th drink)

You're judgey about alcohol for straight bourbon guy.

Patriam1066
07-15-2018, 11:17 PM
See what had happened was

MagpieRockyl
07-16-2018, 12:45 AM
Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing

AzzarTheGod
07-16-2018, 03:10 AM
... I got an associate's in Communications, which I think was a good deal because I got scholarships and stuff, but ...

smokin fat doinks

Swish2
07-16-2018, 03:58 AM
"So..."

(added unnecessarily at the start of a sentence when starting to explain something to sound like you know what you're talking about)

mickmoranis
07-22-2018, 08:10 AM
Trumps going to get impeached today!

Swish2
07-22-2018, 04:44 PM
Ain't nobody got time for that

skarlorn
07-28-2018, 06:46 PM
It's so big it's making its own weather

Lul