TLJ

[katrik]

Is awful. Why is Rose in the movie at all? She’s awful. Why did they go to the casino planet? That entire plot arc was awful and unwatchable. Why did they build snoke up to be this powerful badass and just throw him away like that with zero explanation? Why did they treat Luke’s character the way they did? Why did Leia pull that Superman bullshit and not expect my entire theater to start giggling. Dumb. This whole movie is dumb. What is Rian Johnson thinking? Also why the fuck didn’t his parents spell Ryan like a normal human being?

FAIL

[katrik]

Also WHY does admiral holdo look like she’s straight out of a tumblr lesbian fan club at a community college?

[DinoTriz]

Star Wars is for nerds.

Let Disney kill it.

Masculinity will thrive again.

[Nexii]

The answer is trying to appeal to a certain demographic rather than appealing to everyone.

[Raavak]

Why did they build snoke up to be this powerful badass and just throw him away like that with zero explanation?Didn't they switch writers? I thought I read a review that the new writer went a different direction on a number of things making them pointless and dumb.

Luke was less of a "Return of the Jedi" tough-guy and more of a "New Hope" whiny beta.

[chadtwoke]

Someone answer why did Luke drink green alien titty milk.... And why did the alien look at Ray like she wanted some after...

those were actually the aliens dicks and the liquid its cum.

[DinoTriz]

Everything is dicks and cum with you. No onr cares about your tribulations and reasoning for scoring meth. Faggot

https://wiki.project1999.com/Fay_Gate

[chadtwoke]

Everything is dicks and cum with you. No onr cares about your tribulations and reasoning for scoring meth. Faggot

i'm not the one who sucked a dude off for money on tape.

[loramin]

Right... You're the second. Faggot

Someone has a ban incoming ...



Honestly I'm surprised no one has mentioned my biggest question about the movie: if ramming your ship into another ship is such a fantastic strategy, why hasn't any space fleet in any of the previous seven movies ever used it? They've been in just as desperate situations, where magically being able to produce a nuclear-power-level weapon that can obliterate their enemies would be handy, but for some unexplained reason none of them decided to just drive into the opposing space fleet.

Either no one in the entire Star Wars universe ever had the imagination to turn a ship into a weapon, or one of the final major plot points just makes no sense.

[LulzSect©]

I liked it when they failed and got caught

[katrik]

Someone has a ban incoming ...



Honestly I'm surprised no one has mentioned my biggest question about the movie: if ramming your ship into another ship is such a fantastic strategy, why hasn't any space fleet in any of the previous seven movies ever used it? They've been in just as desperate situations, where magically being able to produce a nuclear-power-level weapon that can obliterate their enemies would be handy, but for some unexplained reason none of them decided to just drive into the opposing space fleet.

Either no one in the entire Star Wars universe ever had the imagination to turn a ship into a weapon, or one of the final major plot points just makes no sense.

I agree. Did goofy lesbian book store admiral Holdo discover modern kamakazi in space? I expect more lightspeed destruction in the coming episodes.

[Ahldagor]

Movie was bad, so let it die. Mourning sucks, but Star Wars died when Han died.

[Nexii]

Plot was bad enough for TLJ. Putting in charactures of diversity in an attempt to appeal to lefties and LGBT was an even bigger insult. On top of that the whole anti-elite message when Hollywood pretty much is the 1% and controls the entire cinema industry. We all know it'll be at least a generation before Disney puts in a normal gay/lesbian character into a franchise film like Star Wars.

TLDR: I hope Episode IX fails hard so Disney/Hollywood can learn something

[AzzarTheGod]

Star Wars is for nerds.
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[radda]

Right... You're the second. Faggot

Lol mad...

[chadtwoke]

My favorite is when you go on sites like Gizmodo or Ars Technica, you'll find in the comments 90% saying "TLJ is the second best SW movie behind Empire." or "I loved the Casino scene, and Rose was awesome! lol!" . "People who hated it just didn't 'Get It'." Or that we're all angry sexists and racists. I mean, you like what you like, but calling someone a racists, sexist pig because they disagree with you...yea thats par for the course for the delusional leftist try-hards.