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DinoTriz
07-05-2018, 03:53 PM
https://i.imgur.com/0iKddko.jpg
Raavak
07-05-2018, 04:00 PM
Lawyerquest for sure.
Wonkie
07-05-2018, 04:03 PM
potato
Cecily
07-05-2018, 04:38 PM
Rogue for obvious reasons.

https://i.imgur.com/9pPgrm5.jpg
loramin
07-05-2018, 04:41 PM
Rogue for obvious reasons.

Also I don't think he has the cognitive capacity to play a spellcaster ... probably not even a hybrid to be honest.

Cruz strikes me as a "hit auto-attack and fall asleep" kind of guy.
DinoTriz
07-05-2018, 04:44 PM
Rogue for obvious reasons.

https://i.imgur.com/9pPgrm5.jpg

WTS Zodiac armor MQ

https://i.imgur.com/meLHcCJ.jpg
DinoTriz
07-05-2018, 06:46 PM
Something reaaaaaaally fucking stupid, so nothing with high intellect.

Can he bulk up to Ogre size?
Fleetwood
07-05-2018, 10:27 PM
Shady Swashbuckler
Wonkie
07-05-2018, 10:32 PM
cruz is not stupid. his reasoning may be insane(like thomas) but he's very intelligent.

hope this helps
mickmoranis
07-05-2018, 10:34 PM
Human Necro
Ahldagor
07-06-2018, 08:11 AM
The guy had a friendship application in college and looks like a rat, so rogue or enchanter.
mickmoranis
07-06-2018, 10:11 AM
its obvious hes a necro guys

1. hes a necromancer irl
2. necros are all about farming for cash but by using the easiest tactics possible
3. necros are conservatives cus they hate life and kale and other hippy shit
4. hes a necromancer irl
Tethler
07-06-2018, 10:50 AM
Necro seems appropriate. He's the kind of dude nobody likes. I bet he prefers Luclin models.
Raavak
07-06-2018, 11:00 AM
But he's pro-life. Maybe because he eats babies?
mickmoranis
07-06-2018, 11:03 AM
I bet he prefers Luclin models.

well his genetics do

https://i.imgur.com/5RpVZ24.png
Baler
07-06-2018, 11:11 AM
He's a goblin.

https://i.imgur.com/Z6CDTo6.jpg
Ahldagor
07-07-2018, 12:41 PM
well his genetics do

https://i.imgur.com/5RpVZ24.png

Lol. Well done.
Wonkie
07-07-2018, 07:27 PM
Ted would be a class that fails a lot. Being that he came to congress to lower the debt and he's leaving when it's at an all-time high.

Fail

you're an idiot if you think that's a sincere issue for him or anyone.
MagpieRockyl
07-07-2018, 08:00 PM
well his genetics do

https://i.imgur.com/5RpVZ24.png

look at his face - he's literally a spanish Palpatine
DinoTriz
07-07-2018, 08:19 PM
you're an idiot if you think that's a sincere issue for him or anyone.

Wonkie, you don't support the Zodiac killer?
Wonkie
07-07-2018, 08:22 PM
Wonkie, you don't support the Zodiac killer?

cruz and the freedom caucus belong in the wood chipper :)
DinoTriz
07-07-2018, 10:04 PM
cruz and the freedom caucus belong in the wood chipper :)

The left really needs a fresh brown uniform to go with their renewed political civility.

I'm not complaining, I think it's cute.

You guys should crank it up to 11.
Wonkie
07-07-2018, 10:38 PM
civility is a big lol thanks alot
DinoTriz
07-07-2018, 10:57 PM
civility is a big lol thanks alot

Wonkie, this is a very serious subject. No laughing.

We're looking at civil war here. Brother fighting brother. Mother fucking mother.