Any Earthquakes on Red ? ? ? ? ? ?

[fan D]

There hasnt been an Earthquake on red in 2018, what gives??

are we that bad we dont deserve a single earthshake ?

its not all our faults the some GM's get burnt out on red, they gotta take some responsibility too

[Swish2]

Agatha as GM would sort this situation out good and proper.

[LulzSect©]

this wouldn't happen on Blue server

[Phaezed-Reality]

Agatha as GM would sort this situation out good and proper.

this is exactly.

[Imago]

this is exactly.

That's not a complete sentence.

Could you imagine Agatha as a GM?

Rando: "Hey, I got fucked turning in my Lambent BP piece. Any chance you could verify I turned in the proper pieces and give me a refund, or give me the Lambent BP? Thanks!"

GM Agatha: "I took your lambent stone, crushed it with the handle of my .44 and snorted it in one line. Then I sold your Gypsy Lute for some heroin."

That's exactly what Red99 needs in a GM. There's a reason he hasn't been selected in 5+ years applying for a spot.

[Jazzy]

Only earthquakes loosely connected to r99 occur whenever one of you obese nerd fucks gets out of their cot to get some more food between dragon pops

[fan D]

Only earthquakes loosely connected to r99 occur whenever one of you obese nerd fucks gets out of their cot to get some more food between dragon pops

wicked funny comment, thx

[Sirlious Mudhbuth]

abandon this wasteland. you know where we BE.

https://discord.gg/NCHHAHx

[Phaezed-Reality]

That's not a complete sentence.

Could you imagine Agatha as a GM?

Rando: "Hey, I got fucked turning in my Lambent BP piece. Any chance you could verify I turned in the proper pieces and give me a refund, or give me the Lambent BP? Thanks!"

GM Agatha: "I took your lambent stone, crushed it with the handle of my .44 and snorted it in one line. Then I sold your Gypsy Lute for some heroin."

That's exactly what Red99 needs in a GM. There's a reason he hasn't been selected in 5+ years applying for a spot.

maybe like 10 years ago. lol. I'd still handle it the same way tho. fuck your lambent stone this is EQ go get another one. fuck.

[Qtip]

Only earthquakes loosely connected to r99 occur whenever one of you obese nerd fucks gets out of their cot to get some more food between dragon pops

Did you write that with crayons on a napkin before you posted that?

[SamwiseRed]

as if raiding on a dead server wasnt enough, you want even more spawns?

prayers for all involved

[Jazzy]

My job here is done

[highway]

These mad boys posting above lost at EQ and they have nowhere else to go.

LET'S EARTHQUAKE THIS BITCH

[SamwiseRed]

These mad boys posting above lost at EQ and they have nowhere else to go.

LET'S EARTHQUAKE THIS BITCH

how many different cosmetics do you need for your elf?

[raski]

y no qwakez?

[kotton05]

Move this thread to resolved plz

[Kohedron]

The only earthquakes on red is when one of the 40 year old pimples decides to rearrange in his gamer chair

[DinoTriz]

are there enough players on Red to engage a raid target?

[kotton05]

no

[chadtwoke]

https://i.imgur.com/rFLTvDH.png

[Yami Blind]

are there enough players on Red to engage a raid target?

the only thing that isn't downed regularly is vox, naggy, AoW and tunare

[wiggleroom]

There is 33 players in game right now. I tried last week at 1 am est there were 68 players online. This is a sandbox for the same wigging people. They just mother ship some new recruits to keep it flowing to gear up chars and fill some weird void that they have going on.

When is teams going to wiggle out of the womb?

-wigs

[bestovv]

Agatha as GM would sort this situation out good and proper.

[Yami Blind]

There is 33 players in game right now. I tried last week at 1 am est there were 68 players online. This is a sandbox for the same wigging people. They just mother ship some new recruits to keep it flowing to gear up chars and fill some weird void that they have going on.

When is teams going to wiggle out of the womb?

-wigs

There's generally about 120 or more online at primetime (7-10pm EST)

[wiggleroom]

There's generally about 120 or more online at primetime (7-10pm EST)

I have noticed the 120 range around that time. It is hard to invest time and effort for a short window that still is way under populated. If you have a wife and kids 6-10 during the week is hard to commit. I am not here to judge your sense of fun but why are people raiding on a server that can't get to two hundred players?

[heartbrand]

I have noticed the 120 range around that time. It is hard to invest time and effort for a short window that still is way under populated. If you have a wife and kids 6-10 during the week is hard to commit. I am not here to judge your sense of fun but why are people raiding on a server that can't get to two hundred players?

That's how many of us feel. I could roll up a new char and have vulak loots in no time but what am I playing for to raid the exact same bosses for years, on a server that will never have new content, in a guild that compromises likely 80% of the active level 60 pop?

[Twainz]

I've wanted to come back multiple times but at the end of the day its more fun to play COD then raid dragons with no updates. If this server got to PoP I would be down. PoP was a blast with PvP. Cockblocking people from higher content was some of the best shit I ever experienced on EQ.

[Jazzy]

Not to mention any console / pc game with pvp modes is hella fun & requires some skill

[hammbone]

dark days are ahead. a new box is gaining steam. dont want to post link due to censorship.

[kildone]

I second Agatha for GM.

[Yami Blind]

I have noticed the 120 range around that time. It is hard to invest time and effort for a short window that still is way under populated. If you have a wife and kids 6-10 during the week is hard to commit. I am not here to judge your sense of fun but why are people raiding on a server that can't get to two hundred players?

On blue, half of the item stats don't matter at all.

Not to mention if you find it hard to commit to a set time, on blue, you will find it even harder with the batphones.

On red, you don't have to login at 4am to contest a dragon. You can wait until your normally scheduled raid time and go fight things, because the population is low enough that there is simply no reason for batphoning.

Also, there is no new content coming. Chardok revamp sure, but let's be honest that's kind of a joke really. So what are you going to do with all that shiny gear? On red, you can fight other players, so gear is always, always relevant. And as someone has lately woke me to, half the stats on gear are irrelevant on blue, every stat on red matters.

You ever tried your favorite cash camp on blue? Was it like waiting in line at the DMV for your number to be called? Try it on red. 99% chance that camp is open.

[Tassador]

On blue, half of the item stats don't matter at all.

Not to mention if you find it hard to commit to a set time, on blue, you will find it even harder with the batphones.

On red, you don't have to login at 4am to contest a dragon. You can wait until your normally scheduled raid time and go fight things, because the population is low enough that there is simply no reason for batphoning.

Also, there is no new content coming. Chardok revamp sure, but let's be honest that's kind of a joke really. So what are you going to do with all that shiny gear? On red, you can fight other players, so gear is always, always relevant. And as someone has lately woke me to, half the stats on gear are irrelevant on blue, every stat on red matters.

You ever tried your favorite cash camp on blue? Was it like waiting in line at the DMV for your number to be called? Try it on red. 99% chance that camp is open.

All good points. Just let me know year 3 of raiding when you have 3 geared chars if it means much to have wasted thousands of hours to farm that shit.

[Yami Blind]

All good points. Just let me know year 3 of raiding when you have 3 geared chars if it means much to have wasted thousands of hours to farm that shit.

On red it's not thousands of hours to get 3 geared chars

On blue it can easily be several thousand hours to half gear 1 char

[clacbec]

On blue you get fun in Seb with dat shinies

[HippoNipple]

On red it's not thousands of hours to get 3 geared chars

On blue it can easily be several thousand hours to half gear 1 char

Why do you keep talking about blue?

[Yami Blind]

Why do you keep talking about blue?

I'm sorry i blacked out

I thought i was responding to a blue vs red comment

[Cylock]

its not all our faults the some GM's get burnt out on red

That comment made me laugh ...

[fan D]

That comment made me laugh ...

yeah I can believe that

[coolget]

On red, you don't have to login at 4am to contest a dragon. You can wait until your normally scheduled raid time and go fight things, because the population is low enough that there is simply no reason for batphoning.

Also, there is no new content coming. Chardok revamp sure, but let's be honest that's kind of a joke really. So what are you going to do with all that shiny gear? On red, you can fight other players, so gear is always, always relevant. And as someone has lately woke me to, half the stats on gear are irrelevant on blue, every stat on red matters.

lol? this guy dumb?

[AzzarTheGod]

On blue, half of the item stats don't matter at all.

Not to mention if you find it hard to commit to a set time, on blue, you will find it even harder with the batphones.

On red, you don't have to login at 4am to contest a dragon. You can wait until your normally scheduled raid time and go fight things, because the population is low enough that there is simply no reason for batphoning.

Also, there is no new content coming. Chardok revamp sure, but let's be honest that's kind of a joke really. So what are you going to do with all that shiny gear? On red, you can fight other players, so gear is always, always relevant. And as someone has lately woke me to, half the stats on gear are irrelevant on blue, every stat on red matters.

You ever tried your favorite cash camp on blue? Was it like waiting in line at the DMV for your number to be called? Try it on red. 99% chance that camp is open.


u dum?

[Tassador]

Trust me having a gm on red is like allowing the government into your life. They do not understand the landscape of the server. They are easily manipulated by petition quest. If there could be a gm that actually didn’t have a swole head and just banned for clear violations. A gm should basically just watch raid time and that’s it. What like 9 hours a week to make sure boxes and trains aren’t happening.

To many bans from he said she said or fake logs or just from masters like toothpaste. Just watch the raids turn off ooc and that’s it. Fuck lns and all that other micro level shit and allow players to do their own policing and factions.

[SamwiseRed]

bans are dumb. instead, lock people up in qeynos aqueducts or host public lynchings. put some custom code in the game where people are bound to a jail cell without a way out. naked, alone, and afraid.

[LulzSect©]

Yeah let’s ban PrAS from OOC again

[jestingoff02]

I second Agatha for GM.

[Swish2]

Fuck lns and all that other micro level shit and allow players to do their own policing and factions.

LNS is a legitimate strategy.

[Tassador]

LNS is a legitimate strategy.

This is exactly what I mean and I know what you mean cause I saw a lot of lawyering up with lns. Just monitor the big stuff let the little stuff go and don’t take any players word for it.

[Phenyo]

bans are dumb. instead, lock people up in qeynos aqueducts or host public lynchings. put some custom code in the game where people are bound to a jail cell without a way out. naked, alone, and afraid.

This would be peak immersion

[HippoNipple]

bans are dumb. instead, lock people up in qeynos aqueducts or host public lynchings. put some custom code in the game where people are bound to a jail cell without a way out. naked, alone, and afraid.

The PvP among inmates would probably make the prison the most populated and fun part of the server. Tune would be 6 boxing a full group of PvPers running things in the slums.

[ducktv]

The real issue with all of the GMs to have been on red, is they have all been really dumb

I dare any GM to say otherwise

[coolget]

risky dare right there

[B4EQWASCOOL]

fuck off back to blue with earthquake talk

[SamwiseRed]

how did they get so many bad apples?

i believe the criteria was:
no job/little income
little reason to keep living

[Sirlious Mudhbuth]

no EQ on red but I heard Rise of Zek is yellow text central right now

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[B4EQWASCOOL]

how did they get so many bad apples?

i believe the criteria was:
no job/little income
little reason to keep living

add:
fat
bald
incel
poor
ugly
dumb

[Sirlious Mudhbuth]

I mean I could literally go on

[HippoNipple]

so could he