Top o' the mornin' to ye!!

[Hasbinbad]

Wear green, bitches.

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

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[Rogean]

I'll be busy working on last minute changes for Kunark, so you and your St Patricks day can go to hell sir

[nalkin]

Lol y does he have a triangle at the top of his butt?

[Pokeman]

I'll be busy working on last minute changes for Kunark, so you and your St Patricks day can go to hell sir

I will come back for the bar staggering drunk and help ye test Kunark :cool:

[Hasbinbad]

Lol y does he have a triangle at the top of his butt?
That's the stub where his tail used to be.

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

Fuck the Irish

[Hobby]

Abacab...




no.

[Hoggen]

Looking forward to the wife celebrating by driving the snake from my pants.

[Hasbinbad]

Fuck the Irish
Fuck the (whatever you are)!

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

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Let's do it big!

[xshayla701]

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Let's do it big!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE NATIVE AMERICAN

[Humerox]

i drank till i turned green...

that count?

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE NATIVE AMERICAN

It's a blow to the Irish...

People with red-hair think they're Irish, but red-hair is more common in Scots

People think the Irish are big drinkers, but Scotland has a much higher alcoholism rate

So it's rather funny seeing people with red hair screaming about being Irish and holding their liquor when drinking excessively is purely fuckin' Scottish and the only thing Ireland can hold is their independence...

Oh wait

[Hasbinbad]

SCOTLAND!!!

Where MEN are MEN, and SHEEP are SCARED!!

[Hasbinbad]

SCOTLAND!!!

Where MEN are MEN, and the WOMEN are TOO!!

[Hasbinbad]

What do you call four sheep tied to a lamp post in Edinburgh?

A Scottish leisure centre.

[Hasbinbad]

I heard that the Scots invented a new use for sheep..

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..wool.

[Hasbinbad]

What's a Scot with more than one sheep?

A bigamist.

[Hasbinbad]

What do you call a Scot with 500 girlfriends?

A shepherd.

[Hasbinbad]

Why are Scottish Border Collies so quick on their feet?

..they've seen what happens to slow sheep.

[Hasbinbad]

Why don't Scots count sheep to fall asleep?

..because they want to fall asleep, not have a wet dream..

[Messianic]

I've never heard the Scottish sheep bestiality thing...ever.

[Hasbinbad]

I've never heard the Scottish sheep bestiality thing...ever.
They keep it pretty close over there, but any celt will tell you that the Scots are DEFINITELY the sheepfuckers of the barbarian world.

[Spud]

It's a blow to the Irish...

People with red-hair think they're Irish, but red-hair is more common in Scots

People think the Irish are big drinkers, but Scotland has a much higher alcoholism rate

So it's rather funny seeing people with red hair screaming about being Irish and holding their liquor when drinking excessively is purely fuckin' Scottish and the only thing Ireland can hold is their independence...

Oh wait

Someone sounds jeallllloooouuuuusssssss.

I believe there is a sovereign state called the republic of ireland which isn't part of any stinkin united kingdom

[Lamierus]

People think the Irish are big drinkers, but Scotland has a much higher alcoholism rate

This is only true because the Scotts can't hold their alcohol as well as the Irish and end up with more problems due to the drinking they do! :D

If they could hold the alcohol better, then they wouldn't have such a high "reported" rate of alcoholism! ;)

[Messianic]

Someone sounds jeallllloooouuuuusssssss.

I believe there is a sovereign state called the republic of ireland which isn't part of any stinkin united kingdom

It's probably not really sovereign as long as it binds itself to the EU

[leezard]

Fella livin in NYC went to Scotland one year, to the town where his mother and father had grown up before emigrating to America.

As he drove into town, he crossed a beautiful bridge, complete with handcarved rails.
Just a bit more into town was a magnificent church, obviously built recently, but in the traditional sense, much friezes, carvings, etc.

Seeing a pub, he decided to have a drink. The man next to him was quite morose, downing 2 fingers of scotch every 2 minutes. So he asked, hey everything ok?

The man replies "I made the bar here, when I was 16. First big project I ever did. It was beautiful. But do they call me Angus, the bar builder?"

"No."

"I build the church, down the street. Single handedly. Took 10 years. But do they call me Angus, the church builder?"

"No."

"That bridge into town, I made. And do they call me Angus, the bridge builder??!!"

At this point the drunk man was frothing.

"No, but you fuck ONE goat!!!!!"

[Hasbinbad]

Fella livin in NYC went to Scotland one year, to the town where his mother and father had grown up before emigrating to America.

As he drove into town, he crossed a beautiful bridge, complete with handcarved rails.
Just a bit more into town was a magnificent church, obviously built recently, but in the traditional sense, much friezes, carvings, etc.

Seeing a pub, he decided to have a drink. The man next to him was quite morose, downing 2 fingers of scotch every 2 minutes. So he asked, hey everything ok?

The man replies "I made the bar here, when I was 16. First big project I ever did. It was beautiful. But do they call me Angus, the bar builder?"

"No."

"I build the church, down the street. Single handedly. Took 10 years. But do they call me Angus, the church builder?"

"No."

"That bridge into town, I made. And do they call me Angus, the bridge builder??!!"

At this point the drunk man was frothing.

"No, but you fuck ONE goat!!!!!"
rofl rofl rofl rofl