<APEX> Recruitment Thread

[MiRo2]

<APEX> is seeking new recruits to fill our ranks.

To begin your recruitment process please read over this brief contract and sign below.

https://i.imgur.com/AAfulys.jpg

Please send your signed contract to Crybone, Dixus, Awfal, or Sharknado.

[bestovv]

gold

[Jeni]

Really hard to get immersed when you log in every night and have to play some rogue or cleric instead of the character you care about. I realize not every class brings value in PvE but yeah after a while its hard to have the desire to log in.

I think I lasted like a month maybe slightly longer to cash my dkp out for some dragon gloves.

[syztem]

Signed on the dotted line, Please give me a Mana robe as a signing bonus.

[ricquire]

I've got a few low level barbarians I could join with.

But seriously- the officers of Apex condone behavior that ruins r99 for anyone trying to enjoy it without submitting to the "rules" tune sets.

Guilds have been disbanded for less here previously.

[Jazzy]

Hi lvl 15 ranger looking to join

[AzzarTheGod]

https://i.imgur.com/2Y50kDw.jpg

[shokar]

https://i.imgur.com/4ViFgXQ.png

[MiRo2]

https://i.imgur.com/4ViFgXQ.png

You're supposed to sign on the left, Tune will sign on the right when you are accepted.

Please resubmit as soon as possible! We are having difficulty fielding the amount of warm bodies we need to raid.

[kotton05]

Only one signature and they messed it up. Is there any warmbodies left?

[shimonuh]

9467

Currently playing the best game ever

[MavstabYoudead]

OP is a confirmed brain dead warmbody shitcan.

[MiRo2]

https://i.imgur.com/xpIIDX4.jpg

We have received your application, and you have been accepted!

I would offer you some of the kool-aide, but it looks like you've been helping yourself to it already.

[MavstabYoudead]

have received more pixels on my one toon then ronin has gotten as a guild since being formed all while doing nothing listed on your pathetic contract. sorry you were a worthless warmbody who got more then they deserved.

[skarlorn]

have received more pixels on my one toon then ronin has gotten as a guild since being formed all while doing nothing listed on your pathetic contract. sorry you were a worthless warmbody who got more then they deserved.

yo can i get a sip of dat purp?

[Eslade]

Thread filled with an lot of care for a dead server.

[MiRo2]

have received more pixels on my one toon then ronin has gotten as a guild since being formed all while doing nothing listed on your pathetic contract. sorry you were a worthless warmbody who got more then they deserved.

Please don't troll guild recruitment threads.

[MavstabYoudead]

Please don't troll guild recruitment threads.

that's your thing. carry on warmbody.

[MiRo2]

that's your thing. carry on warmbody.

Please don't turn this thread into pages of us posting one after another.

[MavstabYoudead]

Please don't turn this thread into pages of us posting one after another.

no you warmbody.

[shokar]

tune can u sign my timecard please 🤗

[MiRo2]

tune can u sign my timecard please 🤗

You know the rules, Tune will sign it when he gets to it.

[awfal]

Thr only thing gidro ever contributed to Apex was baking food.

[MiRo2]

Thr only thing gidro ever contributed to Apex was baking food.

Pickling food!

Baking is not the same thing as pickling.

[MiRo2]

Hi lvl 15 ranger looking to join

https://i.imgur.com/9MbSeDS.jpg

We have received your contract, and you have been accepted!

However, we regret to inform you that you are currently at the bottom of the list for a windstriker.

1) Officer Alt
2) Officer Alt
3) Officer Alt
4) Ralph Machio Tangent
5) Hard core member
6) Hard core member
7) Officer Alt
8) Casual member
9) You

Hang in there, you'll get it one day!

[MiRo2]

tune can u sign my timecard please 🤗

All done!

Please take your timecard to the cashier for your payment, I think you'll be quite satisfied with it.

https://i.imgur.com/AapL4hy.png

[Jazzy]

This is some advanced level FQ

Approved

[shokar]

5 stars

[MavstabYoudead]

5 stars

you don't make mallets! what a troll.

[shokar]

yeah he gave me way to much credit, but I appreciate that

[MiRo2]

you don't make mallets! what a troll.

Please don't troll official guild recruitment threads.

[kotton05]

This is some advanced level FQ

Approved

[MavstabYoudead]

Please don't troll official guild recruitment threads.

Please go clean some toilets.

[MiRo2]

Please go clean some toilets.

We here at Apex expect the best from our members, and do not tolerate this type of behavior. While we normally make it policy to not publicize disciplinary actions, we felt that we had to show the community that this type of behavior is not how we wish to represent ourselves.

https://i.imgur.com/73IXjsF.png

[MavstabYoudead]

yikes levels of brain dead reach flakanon....

sorry you were a shitcan that no one cared about...

[Cylock]

Lol

[Tassador]

If you're nurturing a relationship on an Everquest emulated server I don't know what to tell you.

[Topdog]

We here at Apex expect the best from our members, and do not tolerate this type of behavior. While we normally make it policy to not publicize disciplinary actions, we felt that we had to show the community that this type of behavior is not how we wish to represent ourselves.

https://i.imgur.com/73IXjsF.png

a+, madstab calm down

[heartbrand]

All done!

Please take your timecard to the cashier for your payment, I think you'll be quite satisfied with it.

https://i.imgur.com/AapL4hy.png

Prolly overwithholding your taxes here

[Eslade]

I didn't know dkp was taxed.

[kotton05]

Mavstab got reprimanded too. Harsh.

[Jjlent]

A+ forum quest gidro, made me laugh lol

[MiRo2]

I know we had a trying night in Veeshan's Peak yesterday, but I wanted to take a moment to recognize everyone's efforts. I personally spoke with Tune about this and he has awarded the guild with the following:

https://i.imgur.com/0zv308o.png

Great work everyone!

Lets do it all again next week!

[MiRo2]

I didn't know dkp was taxed.

When the only thing you can claim as income is DKP, it can be taxed.

[Dango]

Miro, these are so good! I'm laughing out loud for real over here.

[fan D]

https://i.imgur.com/R2thYkQ.jpg

[MavstabYoudead]

a+, madstab calm down

plenty calm. just find it amusing that such a warmbody like gidro is coming with this. probably afk on his bard on ronin raids while making these.

[MiRo2]

https://i.imgur.com/9jBlqnF.png

You've been accepted on a tentative basis, please be on your best behavoir.

[MiRo2]

plenty calm. just find it amusing that such a warmbody like gidro is coming with this. probably afk on his bard on ronin raids while making these.

Please stop trolling official guild recruitment threads, second warning.

[MavstabYoudead]

Please stop trolling official guild recruitment threads, second warning.

petition away warmbody. it's what ronin is good at.

[Ignight]

Does Ronin kill any of the targets Apex does? Or just attack Apex on raids?

Just curious.

[Ragnaros]

Does Ronin kill any of the targets Apex does? Or just attack Apex on raids?

Just curious.

Does it matter?
It’s a pvp server

[MiRo2]

Does Ronin kill any of the targets Apex does? Or just attack Apex on raids?

Just curious.

This is the Apex guild recruitment thread, I think you're looking for the Ronin guild recruitment thread.

[Cylock]

Does it matter?
It’s a pvp server

This man is correct!!!

Long live red99!!!

[Outer]

This man is correct!!!

Long live red99!!!

Cylock you coming back to the resistance since you arent a GM anymore pal?

[Tassador]

Notice how cylock isn't a gm and now pop like double.

Just saying...

I got banned for saying pop was at 40 when pop was a t 40 lol......

[Cwall 146.0]

what are you "resisting"

[fan D]

you can have him pls

[Ignight]

This is the Apex guild recruitment thread, I think you're looking for the Ronin guild recruitment thread.

No, I am just asking questions concerning activity surrounding membership in Apex.

That almost sounded legit.

[Eslade]

what are you "resisting"

Parent's constant attempts to evict them from their bedroom.

[awfal]

Does Ronin kill any targets?
Just curious.

FTFY.

[Cwall 146.0]

mom PLEASE they're pulling dain

[Ragnaros]

my mom let me play eq till 4 am on school nights I turned out fine

[Ragnaros]

I can deadlift 400 pounds, I go to a new country every week, had sex 4 hours ago, and money is never an issue

#winning
#thanksmomforlettingmeeverquest

[Lulz~Sect]

Anime name poster confirm d obese and upset

[MavstabYoudead]

I can deadlift 400 pounds, I go to a new country every week, had sex 4 hours ago, and money is never an issue

#winning
#thanksmomforlettingmeeverquest

400 lbs? do you even lift?

[georgie]

Op is sad from the outside

[Cylock]

Notice how cylock isn't a gm and now pop like double

Nice!

Pop is hitting 280-300? That’s great!

[Ragnaros]

Nah Cylock was a great GM and actually cared about red and making stuff happen
The only problem is it’s really hard to make anything happen on a rogean box.

[kotton05]

Notice how cylock isn't a gm and now pop like double.

Just saying...

I got banned for saying pop was at 40 when pop was a t 40 lol......

thats not true. dont slander cyclocks name like that.

[Cwall 146.0]

i haven't figured out if amelinda or cylock came out on top for worst gm to touch this server

[Lulz~Sect]

I never got my candies in the mail.

[Eslade]

i haven't figured out if amelinda or cylock came out on top for worst gm to touch this server

Sikorsky was the death touch. Retard did more than any other gm to actively reduce the sub 100 population on red.

[Ragnaros]

Sikorsky was the death touch. Retard did more than any other gm to actively reduce the sub 100 population on red.

Don’t think he was a GM just a forum mod
Etheir way I agree he was one annoying snowflake

[Jazzy]

Did tiggles and amelinda have any obese little offspring yet?

[Eslade]

Did tiggles and amelinda have any obese little offspring yet?

Tiggles too busy supervising his cat's gofundme.

[El Camacho]

I can deadlift 400 pounds, I go to a new country every week, had sex 4 hours ago, and money is never an issue

#winning
#thanksmomforlettingmeeverquest

International man of mystery living the dream

or

Male prostitute with boyish physique being traded around the euro-circuit?


Unclear which is being described, but both better than skulking around elf sim forums.

[Outer]

what are you "resisting"

Raids Velious in a Zerg for years then pretends he hated the game

[iiNGloriouS]

Raids Velious in a Zerg for years then pretends he hated the game

Colgates always fought the good fight. Was a pleasure bard speeding him around no matter the tag.

Think he just understands what the core of the game devolves to. Which a large portion of you refuse to understand.

[Tassador]

Nice!

Pop is hitting 280-300? That’s great!

No man. I know you counted the one time pop hit 120 as a constant but it wasn't true. You def were part of the problem more than someone saying 40 people are on when 40 people are on.

At most server would hit 80ish on non raid days.

[Tassador]

as someone who actually played during cylocks time, you guys can all fuck off, hes one of TWO that took an active interest in red, the other being greengrocer. both great GM's. think both ran into the same issues tho.

I got banned for saying pop was at 40 and pop was at fucking 40.... that is not fake news.

[Nirgon]

9467

Currently playing the best game ever

lank pls

[Topdog]

9467

Currently playing the best game ever

is that flailquest?

[Tassador]

I haven't once said pop has sucked since it's consistently hits 140ish on the daily. I think cylock thought by banning people for calling out low numbers the server numbers would increase. I had zero in game experiences with him since I wouldn't play this with your hands. On the boards the guy was a tool.

Real news is since his retirement or whatever server always triple digits at night.

[MiRo2]

VICTORY!

That's right gents, another day of easy raiding completed despite the competition.

Congratulations < APEX > on killing BOTH Derakor and Gozzrem!

As always the premier raid guild on Red is out in force getting the best loots on the server.

Derakor the Vindicator:
https://i.imgur.com/f4czf7h.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/sfdRMdF.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/LG5G3D3.jpg

Gozzrem:
https://i.imgur.com/suALRR5.jpg

Now I know last night there were a lot of musings of officer corruption after Grixus was awarded the Words of Detachment over Baxters; so I took it upon myself to get official word on this subject from Tune, here is what he had to say about the loot council's decision: "I made the right call, as always. Grixus and his cure shield are an outstanding asset to our guild, after he broke down tears in discord and threatened to leave over not getting the words, I knew I had to give them to him."

Later that night Grixus failed his research combine for Spell: Haunting Corpse, but fear not, Derakor is an 8 hour respawn, we'll back at it again today!

If you are interested in joining < APEX > please sign and forward your contracts to Crybone, Dixus, Awfal, or Sharknado.

[Ragnaros]

Gidro the only good poster nowadays, take notes fanD

[skarlorn]

VICTORY!

That's right gents, another day of easy raiding completed despite the competition.

Congratulations < APEX > on killing BOTH Derakor and Gozzrem!

As always the premier raid guild on Red is out in force getting the best loots on the server.

Derakor the Vindicator:
https://i.imgur.com/f4czf7h.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/sfdRMdF.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/LG5G3D3.jpg

Gozzrem:
https://i.imgur.com/suALRR5.jpg

Now I know last night there were a lot of musings of officer corruption after Grixus was awarded the Words of Detachment over Baxters; so I took it upon myself to get official word on this subject from Tune, here is what he had to say about the loot council's decision: "I made the right call, as always. Grixus and his cure shield are an outstanding asset to our guild, after he broke down tears in discord and threatened to leave over not getting the words, I knew I had to give them to him."

Later that night Grixus failed his research combine for Spell: Haunting Corpse, but fear not, Derakor is an 8 hour respawn, we'll back at it again today!

If you are interested in joining < APEX > please sign and forward your contracts to Crybone, Dixus, Awfal, or Sharknado.

thanks for your post i read it and enjoyed

[Gardur]

40 man guild fails to snuff out 20 man guild after mobilizing 5 times to 3 different zones and gets nothing for their time.

[MavstabYoudead]

40 man guild fails to snuff out 20 man guild after mobilizing 5 times to 3 different zones and gets nothing for their time.

#fakeflaknews

vyemm/vulak dead again on top of ronin corpses. CYA.

[Tune]

VICTORY!

That's right gents, another day of easy raiding completed despite the competition.

Congratulations < APEX > on killing BOTH Derakor and Gozzrem!

As always the premier raid guild on Red is out in force getting the best loots on the server.

Derakor the Vindicator:
https://i.imgur.com/f4czf7h.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/sfdRMdF.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/LG5G3D3.jpg

Gozzrem:
https://i.imgur.com/suALRR5.jpg

Now I know last night there were a lot of musings of officer corruption after Grixus was awarded the Words of Detachment over Baxters; so I took it upon myself to get official word on this subject from Tune, here is what he had to say about the loot council's decision: "I made the right call, as always. Grixus and his cure shield are an outstanding asset to our guild, after he broke down tears in discord and threatened to leave over not getting the words, I knew I had to give them to him."

Later that night Grixus failed his research combine for Spell: Haunting Corpse, but fear not, Derakor is an 8 hour respawn, we'll back at it again today!

If you are interested in joining < APEX > please sign and forward your contracts to Crybone, Dixus, Awfal, or Sharknado.

u forgot about ltk, HoT, and 3 primals in ST ...... a LIGHT day for PvE

oh yeah, <Apex> also recruiting

[MavstabYoudead]

VICTORY!

That's right gents, another day of easy raiding completed despite the competition.

Congratulations < APEX > on killing BOTH Derakor and Gozzrem!

As always the premier raid guild on Red is out in force getting the best loots on the server.

Derakor the Vindicator:
https://i.imgur.com/f4czf7h.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/sfdRMdF.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/LG5G3D3.jpg

Gozzrem:
https://i.imgur.com/suALRR5.jpg

Now I know last night there were a lot of musings of officer corruption after Grixus was awarded the Words of Detachment over Baxters; so I took it upon myself to get official word on this subject from Tune, here is what he had to say about the loot council's decision: "I made the right call, as always. Grixus and his cure shield are an outstanding asset to our guild, after he broke down tears in discord and threatened to leave over not getting the words, I knew I had to give them to him."

Later that night Grixus failed his research combine for Spell: Haunting Corpse, but fear not, Derakor is an 8 hour respawn, we'll back at it again today!

If you are interested in joining < APEX > please sign and forward your contracts to Crybone, Dixus, Awfal, or Sharknado.

another gidro fail. dies 8 times on his bard while doing nothing to stop apex from raiding all night.

[MiRo2]

another gidro fail. dies 8 times on his bard while doing nothing to stop apex from raiding all night.

Please don't troll official guild recruitment threads, third warning.

[MavstabYoudead]

Please don't troll official guild recruitment threads, third warning.

petition away warmbody. good job dying in WW on a bard multiple times last night :)

[MiRo2]

This very morning the rallying cries of < APEX > were resounding in the halls of Icewell Keep.
Grixus was on Meth
NOT ON MY WATCH!
NOT ON MY WATCH!
NOT ON MY WATCH!
NOT ON MY WATCH!
NOT ON MY WATCH!
Grixus was on Meth
Raiding on a Saturday morning while watching cartoons and eating cereal, rather than at 2AM while drunk and on drugs, not gonna happen bros.

That's right < APEX >, best guild on the server, was at it again in force this morning crushing the competition. A few brave souls who had just completed their 18 hour PoM grind sessions(grats Dixus white squire!), answered the batphone call to log back in and defend our Dain in the most cool and normal way possible.
Grixus was on Meth
After our initial incursion against them it was decided that we would settle this grievance in the best way possible, a 1v1 Honor Duel for character deletion. Everyone's personal hero, Mavtank, stepped up to the plate to take down our number on nemesis Flak.

https://i.imgur.com/p1AmyAZ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/XOci2Fm.jpg

Good night sweet prince, you will be missed. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.

After our outstanding victory we have decided to hold an open raid with all loots going to guests on the Statue of Rallos Zek today at noon, see everyone there!

If you wish to apply to join < APEX > please send your signed contracts to Crybone, Dixus, Awfal, or Sharknado.

[Cwall 146.0]

This very morning

uhh..

[MavstabYoudead]

gidro please proof read and spell check, we've talked about this.

3 brave souls ensured dain survived. mission accomplished.

[MiRo2]

gidro please proof read and spell check, we've talked about this.

I was too excited to get it posted. I proof read it afterwards but did not regret getting it posted a minute earlier than it would have been.

3 brave souls ensured dain survived. mission accomplished.

I wasn't able to make the open statue raid at noon, how did it go?

[MavstabYoudead]

I was too excited to get it posted. I proof read it afterwards but did not regret getting it posted a minute earlier than it would have been.



I wasn't able to make the open statue raid at noon, how did it go?

he died. congrats on spending a week planning a 10 am raid session only to get statue and get run out of HoT. Ronin recruiting! Premier velk/statue guild on R99!

could have at least let flak post the killshot on me you were busy afk mana songing like usual.

[kotton05]

This very morning the rallying cries of < APEX > were resounding in the halls of Icewell Keep.
Grixus was on Meth
NOT ON MY WATCH!
NOT ON MY WATCH!
NOT ON MY WATCH!
NOT ON MY WATCH!
NOT ON MY WATCH!
Grixus was on Meth
Raiding on a Saturday morning while watching cartoons and eating cereal, rather than at 2AM while drunk and on drugs, not gonna happen bros.

That's right < APEX >, best guild on the server, was at it again in force this morning crushing the competition. A few brave souls who had just completed their 18 hour PoM grind sessions(grats Dixus white squire!), answered the batphone call to log back in and defend our Dain in the most cool and normal way possible.
Grixus was on Meth
After our initial incursion against them it was decided that we would settle this grievance in the best way possible, a 1v1 Honor Duel for character deletion. Everyone's personal hero, Mavtank, stepped up to the plate to take down our number on nemesis Flak.

https://i.imgur.com/p1AmyAZ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/XOci2Fm.jpg

Good night sweet prince, you will be missed. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.

After our outstanding victory we have decided to hold an open raid with all loots going to guests on the Statue of Rallos Zek today at noon, see everyone there!

If you wish to apply to join < APEX > please send your signed contracts to Crybone, Dixus, Awfal, or Sharknado.

Omg!!!

[kotton05]

It’s a double rainbow!

[kotton05]

Better not see mav tank on again unless he’s a level one barbarism

[Tune]

how did gardur fit this one into his schedule

i thought he'd be making grits at this time

[MavstabYoudead]

Better not see mav tank on again unless he’s a level one barbarism

so you aren't logging in any of your characters after you die once in the last 6 months? Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you'd have been gone a long time ago.

[kotton05]

Don’t let me catch you on mavtank if he’s not a barbarian , the 1v1 honor duel is most sacred

[MavstabYoudead]

Don’t let me catch you on mavtank if he’s not a barbarian , the 1v1 honor duel is most sacred

lol you did the least damage of the 3 on me...cya! full duration proc was bullshit though.

[awfal]

Jesus gidro gone full billy butter brain.

Should have stuck to swarming CS and afk mana song.

[Holey]

lol you did the least damage of the 3 on me...cya! full duration proc was bullshit though.

confirmed rustled.

[Gardur]

Apex are literally deciding who is going to change their sleep schedule to make sure Ronin don't kill another statue on Saturday morning.

[MavstabYoudead]

confirmed rustled.

lord dain lives, clearly rustled....

blue rejects holey and merkk reunited!

[MavstabYoudead]

Apex are literally deciding who is going to change their sleep schedule to make sure Ronin don't kill another statue on Saturday morning.

took 3 people...

[MiRo2]

EXTRA! EXTRA!
War breaks out on Red 99!

You heard it here first, Apex declares war on rest of server! Here is what our white knight and leader had to say on this:
[Sat Feb 17 15:25:23 2018] Bowflexin says out of character, 'scout on 2/17 = assassination of Arch duke Ferdinand'

First < Sanctuary > takes our scout, then < Ronin > embarrasses us in Kael, it's now us versus the world. Mark our words we will not take this sitting down like we usually do.

Our first action will be issuing the following bounties in response to the wholesale slaughter of our members today:

https://i.imgur.com/O1XCfxu.png
Gream was last seen prowling the halls of Kael Drakkal
draped in a Cloak of the Falling Stars.

https://i.imgur.com/wwAd0lG.png
We actually didn't see Nirgon at all, there appeared
to be no one there, and then we were dead

Let us bow our heads and take a moment of silence for our fallen.
[Sat Feb 17 10:57:43 2018] [PvP] Zelt <Apex> has been defeated by Gardur <Ronin> in Eastern Wastelands!
[Sat Feb 17 10:57:34 2018] [PvP] Coat <Apex> has been defeated by Nirgon <> in Kael Drakkel!
[Sat Feb 17 10:57:16 2018] [PvP] Zelt <Apex> has been defeated by Nirgon <> in Kael Drakkel!
[Sat Feb 17 10:48:27 2018] [PvP] Gartz <Apex> has been defeated by Gream <Ronin> in Kael Drakkel!
[Sat Feb 17 10:45:05 2018] [PvP] Baine <Apex> has been defeated by Nirgon <> in Kael Drakkel!
[Sat Feb 17 10:26:30 2018] [PvP] Rushan <> has been defeated by Ogrok <Ronin> in Kael Drakkel!
[Sat Feb 17 09:58:52 2018] [PvP] Skrewball <> has been defeated by Vanco <Ronin> in Icewell Keep!
[Sat Feb 17 09:57:36 2018] [PvP] Skrewball <> has been defeated by Flak <Ronin> in Icewell Keep!
[Sat Feb 17 09:39:36 2018] [PvP] Wynter <Apex> has been defeated by Gream <Ronin> in Icewell Keep!
[Sat Feb 17 09:39:15 2018] [PvP] Bronkar <> has been defeated by Gream <Ronin> in Icewell Keep!
[Sat Feb 17 09:11:28 2018] [PvP] Skrewball <> has been defeated by Gream <Ronin> in Icewell Keep!
[Sat Feb 17 09:56:49 2018] [PvP] Skrewball <> has been defeated by Gream <Ronin> in Icewell Keep!
[Sat Feb 17 09:56:05 2018] [PvP] Skrewball <> has been defeated by Flak <Ronin> in Icewell Keep!
[Sat Feb 17 09:45:21 2018] [PvP] Mavtank <Apex> has been defeated by Flak <Ronin> in City of Thurgadin!

Want to be on the winning side? Send your signed contracts to Crybone, Dixus, Awfal, or Sharknado

[MavstabYoudead]

3 vs 30 and could only get a statue....winning team...cringing....

even counting level 5 characters in kills on YT lists....yikes.

[MiRo2]

[Sat Feb 17 09:45:21 2018] [PvP] Mavtank <Apex> has been defeated by Flak <Ronin> in City of Thurgadin!

even counting level 5 characters in kills on YT lists....yikes.

Just because you play like you're level 5, doesn't mean you can claim you actually are.

[MavstabYoudead]

Just because you play like you're level 5, doesn't mean you can claim you actually are.

yikes. warmbody afk manabard was involved in none of the kills.

sorry your raid you planned all week netted a statue kill and getting run out of HoT...congrats.

[hurt]

https://i.imgur.com/O1Oqoas.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/HfPFOGC.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/laKNmic.jpg

[El Camacho]

You have not made it until you get parodied by Wind.

[awfal]

Just because you play like you're level 5, doesn't mean you can claim you actually are.

The only thing you ever contributed to the Pex was making me food.

[MavstabYoudead]

U know the server is in a bad way when people like Mavstab and Awfal have found a voice.

2 of the biggest shitters 2 ever grace the server talking big.

flak mad he's banned....love these anon shitters.

[MiRo2]

the Pex

[MavstabYoudead]

gidro you can log in your plugged character now.

[MavstabYoudead]

that even english?

anon shitters ftw. get "rekt".

[kotton05]

flak mad he's banned....love these anon shitters.

no im not.

once again you're angry and got YT'd by me recently. Just call me daddy and you won't have to make a level 1 barbarian.

[MiRo2]

ANNOUNCING THE NEW
< APEX > OFFICER INCENTIVE PROGRAM
OR AOIP FOR SHORT


You may be asking yourself, what was wrong with the old incentive program? or, Apex has an officer incentive program? So I'm going to go ahead and lay out our thought process with the change from our old program before we get into the awesome details of our new program.

Some of you may remember a time not so long ago in < APEX> we charged our members for what we considered "alt loot" with a price tag ranging from 10,000pp to 25,000pp. Through this system we made the guild bank(managed by a sole trustworthy person, with no outside accountability) literal millions in hard cold platinum pieces. This enabled us to start purchasing some of the best buyable items around for officer alts. Some of the great loots acquired by our officers at the guild's expenses included:Cloak of Flames, Rune Bolstered Belts, Fungi's, AoNs, Mith Helm/Boots/Gloves, Myro BPs, Donal BPs, White Dragon Helms, Exquisite Velium Bows, and Manastones.

So if our previous program was so successful, why are we changing it? The answer is simple: we have geared over 30 officer alts already, and have purchased enough items for our stores to gear another 30, our officer's alts can no longer benefit from what plat can buy.


So what does our new program involve? It is best described by the three following words:

Officer Loot Priority

In < APEX > we play for pixels, and nothing else. So of course our officers need the most pixels, and boy do they get them.

Thats right, if you looked at our most recent loot post[1] (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2661676&postcount=612), you may have noticed that over 20% of all the loot dropped over the past month is going to our current officer core, or about 4% of of the guild. The best part about this is that most of our officer loots goes to our alts, since we already have several fully geared characters. We accomplish this astounding percentage through several means. First, we're a loot council guild, and are you really going to tell me the officers don't deserve a majority of the loot? Second all new recruits are set below alts in priority for loot for at least 30 days, by doing this we take advantage of our revolving door of recruits, most of which leave us for Sanctuary before they can ever have priority over an officer alt. Lastly, we have a complex main, second main, and main change system that is loosely tracked and ambiguous in nature that we often twist in our officer's favor.

So why publicly advertise this?

Recently we have noticed that several of our officers are... lacking appropriate skills, or are indisposed and unable to play. So we have decided to begin openly recruit new officers!

Below are listed some of the qualities we are looking for, and some we would prefer candidates not have.

Favorable Traits:
-Completely subservient to guild leader(MANDATORY)
-Addicted to drugs (uppers not downers)
-High level of pixel lust
-Ability to effectively use Skype and PayPal gifting
-Comprehensive ability to make spreadsheets, and know when to put people on them
-Flexible work schedule, or unemployment, that enables sudden and large modifications to sleep habits
-High resiliency to endure multiple wipes on 18 year old content(maximum public berging no more than twice a month)

Unfavorable Traits:
-A backbone, capable of independent thought
-Lack of pixel addiction

If you feel that you meet some of this criteria and would be a good fit into the < APEX > leadership then please fill out the following application.

https://i.imgur.com/kV1OVek.png
JUST A SMALL HINT, IF YOU WANT TO BE AN OFFICER, THE ANSWER IS NEVER D

Once complete please post your application in this thread where we collect public opinion(and probably ignore it) and internally deliberate on which candidates we will be picking.

As always if you would like to apply to join < APEX > please fill out your contract and send it to Crybone, Dixus, Awfal, or Sharknado. Oh yeah, or Fatcell, I guess he is playing again.

[Cwall 146.0]

no way in hell am i reading that dude

[AzzarTheGod]

no way in hell am i reading that dude

[heartbrand]

no way in hell am i reading that dude

[MiRo2]

no way in hell am i reading that dude

[Jazzy]

no way in hell am i reading that dude

[Eslade]

https://i.imgur.com/4DFFbJO.gif

[kotton05]

I read it. I lol’d because it’s true

[Tune]

no way in hell am i reading that dude

[shokar]

If you are too toxic to join we have elf rehabilitation programs to get you back in the pixel palace.


I will lobby for you. come back into the light, scums. Lettuce slay Tunare and A o W.

[Cwall 146.0]

can you get me in

[shokar]

can you get me in

yeah

[Cwall 146.0]

56 monk or 54 paladin LFG

[kotton05]

56 monk or 54 paladin LFG

Sign him up, they aint doing vyemm anytime soon, plenty of time to level haha

[MiRo2]

If you are too toxic to join we have elf rehabilitation programs to get you back in the pixel palace.

I'm glad you mentioned the Blueflower Elf Rehabilitation Program (BERP), recently named after it's most successful participant. I've been meaning to publish our informational products on this, but have been otherwise occupied. You can expect to see them in the next few days.

[shokar]

I'm glad you mentioned the Blueflower Elf Rehabilitation Program (BERP), recently named after it's most successful participant. I've been meaning to publish our informational products on this, but have been otherwise occupied. You can expect to see them in the next few days.


no beard left behind

[MavstabYoudead]

Sign him up, they aint doing vyemm anytime soon, plenty of time to level haha

or maybe ronin <the premiere r99 velketor the sorcerer slaying guild> is more your style. They also LnS quite a bit.

[hurt]

https://i.imgur.com/BVhzd10.jpg

[Thrilla]

60 wiz LFG

[Tune]

damn that guitar is way better than mine

[kotton05]

or maybe ronin <the premiere r99 velketor the sorcerer slaying guild> is more your style. They also LnS quite a bit.

Rethink this noob