PSA: Dont Sprain Your Ankle

[maskedmelon]

it frickucking SUCCS!!x!!! liek a LOT.

was just omw home and notice not even lull in forum activiTy so thought I'd share.

take care you feets, people!1!

[Baler]

I hope you heal fast! Best wishes!

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/2axmyjE.jpg

[Cecily]

I jumped off a 6ft drop onto stone at a local waterfall and wrecked my ankle last year. Don't think I'm ever doing Appalachian Trail.
Land on the balls of your feet, not the heel is all I have to say.

[AzzarTheGod]

hard pass wont be doing any lame trails or jumping off any cliffs thx 4 share

[skarlorn]

I sprained my ankle foot fucking your mom and it was worth it.

Bktch

[Lhancelot]

I sprained my ankle foot fucking your mom and it was worth it.

Bktch

Who took over Skarlorn's account?

This isn't the lovable, affable, huggable fellow we all know.

I am worried Skarlorn. Hope you ok. :(

[Baler]

maskedmelon I sincerely hope you feel better.

And stay cool, hang out on forum quest more!!

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Skarlorn is legit. don't fret lhance. (no disrespect)

[Ahldagor]

How'd you sprain it? Heal well and quickly.

[skarlorn]

if u didn't smile at my poast then i legit may haff 2 sprane me ankill doin yer mum

PST for detailz

[mickmoranis]

Only cure is boobs

[Beastagoog]

pretty sure she's one of those rough neck girls who act of brash but deep down inside she wanted to be a pretty barbie but she working with what she got.... so bless

[AzzarTheGod]

I sprained my ankle foot fucking your mom and it was worth it.

Bktch

*daps skarlorn*

[maskedmelon]

ty for all the support guys ^^ i sprained it rushing down some stairs... missed one and, CRUNCH!! :c now the inside of my heel and outside beneath my ankle is all red and purple ;n; the ankle actually doesn't hurt that bad, tbh. the REST of my foot burns and aches. not the WHOLE thing, but liek the inner heel, the entire outside edge and the top of my foot just below my toes. I managed to get rid of most the swelling, but most my foot still have a yellow tinge from it and it is liek kind gray at the base of my three middle toes ;n;

cannot sleep or work productively, do not recommend :c

[Cecily]

I never found out if Cecily was a dude or chick or trans. I'm pretty sure it's male to female trans, but not entirely sure.

Lol. When I figure it out myself I'll let you know.

[Lhancelot]

ty for all the support guys ^^ i sprained it rushing down some stairs... missed one and, CRUNCH!! :c now the inside of my heel and outside beneath my ankle is all red and purple ;n; the ankle actually doesn't hurt that bad, tbh. the REST of my foot burns and aches. not the WHOLE thing, but liek the inner heel, the entire outside edge and the top of my foot just below my toes. I managed to get rid of most the swelling, but most my foot still have a yellow tinge from it and it is liek kind gray at the base of my three middle toes ;n;

cannot sleep or work productively, do not recommend :c

Lots of ice on it. Take anti-inflammatory too.

I am no doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn, just fyi.

AND I watch lots of basketball games and when players turn their ankles badly they did this. :)

[hyejin]

ty for all the support guys ^^ i sprained it rushing down some stairs... missed one and, CRUNCH!! :c now the inside of my heel and outside beneath my ankle is all red and purple ;n; the ankle actually doesn't hurt that bad, tbh. the REST of my foot burns and aches. not the WHOLE thing, but liek the inner heel, the entire outside edge and the top of my foot just below my toes. I managed to get rid of most the swelling, but most my foot still have a yellow tinge from it and it is liek kind gray at the base of my three middle toes ;n;

cannot sleep or work productively, do not recommend :c

Stairs are made for details people. They're uncivilized and don't belong among the philosophers & ascended ones. Carpeted ones should be illegal. Your injury does you credit God bless you

[maskedmelon]

Stairs are made for details people. They're uncivilized and don't belong among the philosophers & ascended ones. Carpeted ones should be illegal. Your injury does you credit God bless you

thank you (o^^o)

[Cecily]

Possesses the arrogance of an attractive woman coupled the brain of a small autistic child. Deadly combination for sure

Mean.

[Raavak]

How does a P99'er sprain their ankle? Running for the fridge prolly.

[skarlorn]

jumpin out of bed at 4 AM to answer the batphone and you slip on the sock filled with feces and cum

[Baler]

jumpin out of bed at 4 AM to answer the batphone and you slip on the sock filled with feces and cum

lol Then later that morning mother has to come down to the basement because the smell is leaking through the floorboards. Where she finds you unconscious on the ground covered in sock filth with woodelf females in kelethin on your monitor.

[maskedmelon]

omgosh you guys are gross lol. i just missed a step at les kuukou omwb from 東京.

[skarlorn]

BEGONE FROM MY LAIR

you shriek at your mother

THIS IS MY DOMAIN

you shout as she ascends the stairs tragically and you languish in a puddle your own excrement. A moment later, you squirm to the side and manage to press the "power" button on your PC tower. The familiar whirrrrring of the fan gives you an immediate erection. soon you will be home. soon you will be free. you climb into the chair. there will be time to shower after your hot elf sex in the EC tunnel.

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/qOGGJXU.jpg

[Tenderizer]

jumpin out of bed at 4 AM to answer the batphone and you slip on the sock filled with feces and cum

^lot of gems in this thread

[hyejin]

keep them cumming

[AzzarTheGod]

skarlorns on a new wave n im digging it. hanging 10 on these forums gnarly post status

[maskedmelon]

so, my ankle is healing, lotta the bruises have faded and it don't constantly hurt so much. most the swelling gone too. BUTT NOW, the side of my leg pops when I cross or uncross my legs, liek the tendon is weirder out or something. this happen to any a you? it normal?

[skarlorn]

Yeah it's because your inner meat (tendon) stretched out from the sprain. I'm not sure what part ofyour leg is popping but i'm assuming it's ankle region. Your ankle is now weaker than it was before and will be at risk for another sprain. U need to get an ankle brace which supports it and keep resting, then begin walking. You can't like strengthen a tendon but you can strengthen muscles around it to avoid getting a sprain again. The clicking will subside unless u r uganda nuckles

[Kaight]

I sprained my ankle years ago ~roller-skating~ when a dude that was blading around like a fuckin mad man knocked me down. I could barely walk for weeks. Worse than breaking it. To this day, it's still weaker and feels weird sometimes.

Hope you feel better, MM.

That dude btw, apologized after and said it wasn't "detentional." DETENTIONAL. he probably plays p99 red

[hyejin]

i borked a ankle in 1997 and it still protests before the other ankle when im sprinting round the court

[maskedmelon]

the doctor gave me a brace thingy and I am still on crutches. first few days I was trying to hobble around on it and that made it omgoshsomuch moar worse ;n; is doing better now though, ty Kayyte. pretty sure in my case, the stairs did it to me dententionally ^o^ and ty for shedding light on why skarls. was worried it maybe more messed up or something. the snapping is liek around/above the ankle.

[maskedmelon]

i borked a ankle in 1997 and it still protests before the other ankle when im sprinting round the court

omgosh ;n; that sucks >.< i never had any serious injuries when I was young.

[skarlorn]

youth is the time to get injuries cause u spraaang back frommem.

this is why i did all my drug abuse at a very early age

[Lhancelot]

youth is the time to get injuries cause u spraaang back frommem.

this is why i did all my drug abuse at a very early age

I was going to mention the age factor too.

Prepare for lots of snaps, and popping sounds MM as you get older. It's part of the charm to becoming old.

Embrace your oldness as it comes, do not fight it. :D

[eadric]

I had a sportsball related severe high ankle sprain in high school, and had to hobble around on crutches for a couple of weeks. Everyone was making fun of me, calling me a pussy, because it was "just a sprain." Some sprains are no joke, though. Be sure to give your bad ankle some extra support (braces and/or special footwear) while it rebuilds its strength. The healing process takes a lot of time.

Also, never cum in your poopsock. It's unsanitary and uncivilized.