Sweden

[Ragnaros]

By far one of the most beautiful countries I’ve been to ( I’ve been to more places than 95% of you broke assholes). The girls are all beautiful blonde Viking goddesses and the culture is great, didn’t really see any Muslims saw like 2 and they both worked at McDonald’s, Only complaint is that a jack and coke cost like 15$ because apparently liquor is taxed to hell, and it’s cold as fuck. You red99 millionaires should cash out your bitcoin and come visit.

Posted from Sweden
sincerely,
Someone who doesn’t play red99 but will always be better than you at Everquest pvp.
(P.S. if you are still playing, keep playing, you probably shouldn’t be allowed to be in public.)

[Pokesan]

finland is better

[Lulz~Sect]

But did you get any Swedish pussy? 😏

(i have)

[silo32]

thanks for updating your elf sim friends

that dont give fucks

ya heard

[Jazzy]

I remember the first time i travelled abroad

[Baler]

Watch out for hens in sweden.

[georgie]

��

[Xaanka]

the world is a beautiful place when you log out of everquest

[Beastagoog]

I liked all the euro countries/cities I went thru last year.
Often talk to my missus about doing a 2-3 month trip thru euro land once she done been a career women.

Having lived in Asia during my youth I can tell you now one of the best life experiences you can have is experiencing other cultures.

People in first world countries (aus/usa) should definitely do it, our grand fathers left their origins in euroland and left some of the best life style choices behind like not working 60-80 hour weeks, social communities etc.

[AzzarTheGod]

By far one of the most beautiful countries I’ve been to ( I’ve been to more places than 95% of you broke assholes). The girls are all beautiful blonde Viking goddesses and the culture is great, didn’t really see any Muslims saw like 2 and they both worked at McDonald’s, Only complaint is that a jack and coke cost like 15$ because apparently liquor is taxed to hell, and it’s cold as fuck. You red99 millionaires should cash out your bitcoin and come visit.

Posted from Sweden
sincerely,
Someone who doesn’t play red99 but will always be better than you at Everquest pvp.
(P.S. if you are still playing, keep playing, you probably shouldn’t be allowed to be in public.)

*daps OG wisdom*

[georgie]

Watch for the green card spiel

[Ragnaros]

I remember the first time i travelled abroad

Passport filled with stamps, I try to go to a diff country at least once a month for a few days.
This was totally a drunk posted thread but I don’t take any of it back

[Lulz~Sect]

i was drunk posting on p1999 while visiting another country while longing for the women i am gazing at across the bar

https://i.imgur.com/0dC5imP.gif

[Ragnaros]

Nope sorry posted at 4 am in a nice warm bed after being at said bar :D
Maybe save up a few bucks and you can leave Brooklyn my friend

[Lulz~Sect]

i live in the greatest city in the world by choice

(sorry you didn't get laid)

[Jazzy]

With lulz on this one

Whenever i am and about having a great time, elf and dragon sim & its forums are the very last thing on my mind

Filing this under cringe

[Beastagoog]

but isn't lulz known for mid party elf sim board uploads? the - my Friday night vrs your Friday night - series?

i think it's perfectly fine to share events of the outside world with elf sim, I do it quite a bit myself.

i mean how else are some of these 16 hour a day players going to get a taste of the outside world?

[Ragnaros]

Lulz knows he isn’t even in the same league/conversation as me

[ducktv]

posting from my motorized wheelchair. never been to sweden. never left my house tbh.

[Lulz~Sect]

(sorry you didn't get laid)

[Eslade]

Lots of fedoras being tipped in this thread.

[Fame]

Love a rags to riches/pretty woman story

[Stalos_]

Lived in Norway for several years . Scandinavia is a place to visit, but keep it moving. Fucking weird cold clone people if you get to know some .

[Tassador]

Isn't Sweden getting ready for a Russian invasion? Better put up some putin pictures in your miniature houses. Don't you wish your citizens had guns lol. Besides Spain most of Europe sucks. Rome is nice if you stay away from gypsies. Lisbon and Lagos nice as well. Fuck places with too many white People tho.

[Jazzy]

Poland / romania / hungary / ukraine are the places to go for real goddesses

None of this feminist enpowered women shit you get in the states / parts of western europe

[Nirgon]

Lots of fedoras being tipped in this thread.

m'questers

[Kaino]

euro food tasted shitty, that was my only notable obervation

[heartbrand]

Also Europe treats ice in your beverage like some sort of endangered commodity that has to be conserved at all costs.

[AzzarTheGod]

euro food tasted shitty, that was my only notable obervation

you aren't used to unsalted food.

even your "best chicken" purdue chicken is laced with a certain amount of salt (salt has MSG in it) to make it pleasurable.

This is why if you visit a taco shop and order chicken in the US it usually sucks if the chicken is sourced from South America. Because South America also does not salt their food, the same as the EU.

sorry you didnt know that.

[AzzarTheGod]

Also Europe treats ice in your beverage like some sort of endangered commodity that has to be conserved at all costs.

breakfast also endangered commodity in Sweden. wonder if rag tried to order breakfast at the hotel. then again he's a really slim guy i doubt he cared about the pathetic menu and tiny offerings.

[Ragnaros]

I’ve been all over Europe past 2 years and ice has never been an issue.. I think the only place that I’ve never gotten ice at is McDonald’s in England, the food in Europe ( especially France italy and Spain) by far has superior food to the world ( UK food is dogshit though) Sweden had some OK food, their seafood was pretty banging though but I went to a city on the coast so that makes sense. @ Azzar you are correct, breakfast wasn’t really a thing there, p much just the usual pastries and grilled sandwiches at coffee shops. I will say this though, I do miss American steakhouses real bad though.

Next stop is Norway to Snowboard in 2 weeks ( hoping to try and see some northern lights)
Then Japan in March!

[Tassador]

Yeah UK sucks at food. That's why they love Indian food overthere cause nobody knows how to cook shit.

[AzzarTheGod]

@ Azzar you are correct, breakfast wasn’t really a thing there, p much just the usual pastries and grilled sandwiches at coffee shops. I will say this though, I do miss American steakhouses real bad though.

Next stop is Norway to Snowboard in 2 weeks ( hoping to try and see some northern lights)
Then Japan in March!

*daps OG wisdom*

We hit a pseudo-steakhouse in Stockholm but it was hard to find and I don't remember the name of it. It was really difficult to find a place that served American sized dinners aka not a place where we have to order repeatedly as we are eating and being served the shit we just ordered. Breakfast was a joke we kept ordering and ordering and ordering. They drop off, we order again. They looked at us with disgust towards the end but all we wanted was an American farmers breakfast portion, you know just the most important meal of the day!

[Jazzy]

Can confirm UK cuisine is shit

However fish and chips and a sunday roast is top tier food in this motherfuckers eyes

Hard to look past Thai food for world #1

[AzzarTheGod]

Hard to look past Thai food for world #1


pras

[Ragnaros]

Ya not really into Thai or Korean food, my favourite is Japanese Asian wise
Also hate Indian food shit has way to many flavours at once

[Xaanka]

a lot of thai dishes are a v good balance between being tasty and healthy. swimming rama, while being the safest and most generic dish they do, is quite literally a keto diet wet dream.

[Xaanka]

Ya not really into Thai or Korean food, my favourite is Japanese Asian wise
Also hate Indian food shit has way to many flavours at once

thats weird but i guess it makes sense with an american palate. like every asian person i've met in my life including japanese people say japanese is their least favorite asian food. miso was like my favorite thing as a kid tho so i'm not a hater.

[Jazzy]

Cant beat some bulgogi in hongdae pre- club FF circa 2008

[Tassador]

Thai food great. Love Caribbean food is great. Not sure how such poor countries in south and Central America have better cuisine than England.

Japanese food I love but it is whatever. Indian food is good, but it is better infused like trinny. Yeah come to Miami and you will see food in Europe is caca lol. (Rice and beans) I guess the vegetables are actually real in Europe. I remember in Spain tomatoes and lettuce going bad so fast. In the states shit lasts forever.

God bless America!

[Chronoburn]

I’ve been all over Europe past 2 years and ice has never been an issue.. I think the only place that I’ve never gotten ice at is McDonald’s in England, the food in Europe ( especially France italy and Spain) by far has superior food to the world ( UK food is dogshit though) Sweden had some OK food, their seafood was pretty banging though but I went to a city on the coast so that makes sense. @ Azzar you are correct, breakfast wasn’t really a thing there, p much just the usual pastries and grilled sandwiches at coffee shops. I will say this though, I do miss American steakhouses real bad though.

Next stop is Norway to Snowboard in 2 weeks ( hoping to try and see some northern lights)
Then Japan in March!

I always eat McDonalds when I'm traveling and taking in other cultures.

[Raavak]

Sweden - rape capital of the world

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-39056786

Paraphrasing, "statistically true, but just because of the way its reported there"

[Ragnaros]

I always eat McDonalds when I'm traveling and taking in other cultures.

I live in England idiot nice try

[Lulz~Sect]

(sorry you didn't get laid)

[Tassador]

Sweden sucks. Thanks for IKEA, now to save a few bucks Americans can put together their own shitty tiny furniture. The kitchens are pretty dope tho.

[hurt]

Can confirm UK cuisine is shit

However fish and chips and a sunday roast is top tier food in this motherfuckers eyes

Hard to look past Thai food for world #1

I haven't had a proper Sunday roast in like 8 years. One of the fee things I miss from my manor.

[Jazzy]

On the flip side dude ive not had real pad gra pow moo in 8 months. Thai food outside thailand is pretty poor

[skarlorn]

Skimmed this thread taking a dump at the gym.

Sorry u didn't get laid

[Ragnaros]

Update: Norway easily one of most beautiful areas I’ve seen in the winter, snowboarding was titties and the women are also goddesses
Only complaint is that the food kinda sucks ( sweden was a lot better in that aspect) and there’s tons of muzzies

[Ragnaros]

Amsterdam is next stay tuned!

[Lulz~Sect]

(sorry you didn't get laid)

[mickmoranis]

cant wait to hear how the amsterdam mcdonalds are

[Ragnaros]

Just ate a 40 dollar moose burger
Mmmmmmmmm

[AzzarTheGod]

Update: Norway easily one of most beautiful areas I’ve seen in the winter,
Only complaint is that the food kinda sucks ( sweden was a lot better in that aspect) and there’s tons of muzzies

brevik is only 1 man what u want

[Lulz~Sect]

i live in the greatest city in the world by choice

(sorry you didn't get laid)

[Pokesan]

4chan users posit their understanding of the world

[Jazzy]

Amsterdam? Ruined by hoardes of creepy balding sex tourists

Hard pass

[mtb tripper the 2nd]

How is neet Ragnaros gettings the funds to travel? Can't remember if grandma died or militaryfag

[Ragnaros]

I’m just a big fucking baller
PS. Flying to Los Angeles tommorrow can’t w8 to get some in n out

[Lulz~Sect]

(sorry you didn't get laid)

[Eslade]

I’m just a big fucking baller
PS. Flying to Los Angeles tommorrow can’t w8 to get some in n out

I'll be waiting at the in n out by lax for you fgt

[skarlorn]

C U REAL SOON

[Lulz~Sect]

Maybe now he will get laid.

[mickmoranis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh8igquOm4E

[Jazzy]

Maybe now he will get laid.

With an entitled whale of a western woman?

Hard pass

[Ragnaros]

I'll be waiting at the in n out by lax for you fgt

Bet. You buyin?

[Lulz~Sect]

Let us know if you get laid.

(sorry you didn’t)

[this user was banned]

With an entitled whale of a western woman?

Hard pass

Plenty of folds to lube up. It's like a new woman every night!

[Geomance22]

european food was awful, even the juice sucked

[Ragnaros]

Let us know if you get laid.

(sorry you didn’t)

I’m faithful to my lady

[Lulz~Sect]

I’m faithful to my lady

https://i.imgur.com/DCEgm25.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/CTNpAcK.jpg

[mtb tripper the 2nd]

https://i.imgur.com/DCEgm25.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/CTNpAcK.jpg

woah. this legit?

[Pikrib]

woah. this legit?


Guy says he finished seal training while wearing army fatigues...


Got to b real.
;)

[Eslade]

Real story is that's her brother.