This Cute Video I took of My Cock is Going Viral

[Barkingturtle]

Hey there, cock fans.

My wife and I were hanging out the other night doing a Harry Potter marathon for the holidays and about halfway through the third movie my cock began to stir and dance about.

That's when I grabbed the camera.

In case it isn't clear, I'm talking about my house rooster. Nothing weird. We took this video and posted it a couple days ago on Facebook. I don't know what happened but someone picked it up yesterday and now it's been viewed more than 75k times in the last day. So I put it on Youtube and it's starting to blow up there, too. I mean, it is pretty cute. Play it with sound and watch it all the way through for the mounting suspense or just skip to the last 15 seconds for the punchline:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEKZMrlqBwc&t=3s

Anyone ever experience something like this? The rate of views has been snowballing, we're doing about 10k an hour for the last 3 hours now. Any advice how I can leverage this for maximum exposure(of my cock)?

Thanks for your tips, pals.

[citizen1080]

Retitle it "Showing my Cock to children" you will be getting millions of views and luls

[katrik]

Nice cock

[mickmoranis]

this is amazing is it on the front page of reddit yet?

[Lulz~Sect]

I admit I was amused by your cocks reaction at the end

[Barkingturtle]

An update for anyone interested:

Video has gone completely nuts. Been viewed on Facebook more than 580k times as of this post, 36k+ on Youtube. Essentially all in the last three days. Wish I'd set up a Youtube channel prior to this but c'est la vie you know? We're receiving some perks already from producing this popular content. We have accepted an offer from a major distributor to supply us with some free chicken feed--which is basically the pinnacle of animal sanctuary stewardship.

Before you die, I recommend everyone try to make some viral content at least once. It's a lot of fun. People from all over the world are laughing and enjoying themselves over something I recorded from my recliner. I've seen comments along the line of, "Thanks, I really needed a laugh today." It's cool. For years now I've been writing fiction with the goal of briefly removing people from their daily concerns and now this chicken video accomplishes my aim and does so across cultural and even language barriers as it gets shared on non-English speaking Harry Potter fan-sites.

It's going to end at some point, or at least it's going to slow to something less absurd than 150k+ hits a day. I mean, my sanctuary's page had less than 200 followers before this. Most of my posts reach around 100 people, while this video has appeared in the timelines of like 1.5million folks. So we're trying to keep some perspective but we're also becoming hopelessly addicted to the constant stream of Facebook notifications.

[Xaanka]

my friend got some meme about a shaved dog on national news last year lol

[mickmoranis]

my friend got some meme about a shaved dog on national news last year lol

TONIGHT: Shaving your dog.... to fuck it? See the crazy things transgenders are doing in YOUR neighborhood, at 11.

[Lhancelot]

This is awesome. I will try to pass it along to animal lovers I know too.

I just want to know, is the rooster ok??? He really seemed stressed. As the music built up, he grew more and more anxious that was so funny... but sad! lol

What's the name of this rooster and how old is he?

[Lulz~Sect]

Get off his cock dude 😏

[Lhancelot]

Get off his cock dude 😏

You have to admit his cock is cute.

[Barkingturtle]

I just want to know, is the rooster ok??? He really seemed stressed. As the music built up, he grew more and more anxious that was so funny... but sad! lol

What's the name of this rooster and how old is he?

He's good. What actually happened here is he sees the crows take flight and hears them and that's what he's warning us about. He makes the same noise when we're outside and he spots a hawk in the distance. I started filming him because he got really interested in the scene, and when he did his thing we pretty much died.

His name is Glee(short for Geddy Lee) and he's probably nine or ten months old. He was surrendered to a shelter because people aren't allowed to keep roosters in Denver city limits(we live out in the sticks). Every Spring people buy chicks to keep in their backyards and harvest their eggs but you can't really sex them till they're older, so roosters end up dumped in parks and landfills and wherever. We heard about Glee on the day he was scheduled for euthanasia, so we scooped him up and he became the first resident of our micro-sanctuary. He was very comfortable indoors, perhaps because his previous human kept him inside, so we just decided to move some stuff around and give him my home office.

Since bringing him home we've welcomed two more roosters, five more hens, two pigeons and just yesterday three rats. If you'd like to read more of their stories I've been telling them on Facebook. (https://www.facebook.com/XanaduSanctuary/) We've got our eye on a couple pieces of land up in the mountains where we'll expand to larger animals; horses, cows, sheep, pigs, etc.

Anyway, the video looks like it will hit a million fucking views late tomorrow or early Friday, barring the unforeseen. Looking forward to the day I'm talking to someone about roosters and they say, "Let me show you this video of a rooster watching Harry Potter."