The Sneaksy Gnome (More Adventures!)

[Ivory]

It's been a while since I posts my sneakin adventures....but I been making some discoveries that shake the very fabric of Norrath lately!! Goin where no gnome has gone before!!

Is time to report my finding for gnome science!

You see, gnomes has always had a special ability....to see beyonds the world in front of mosts people, and view into a hidden void of infinite adventure.

There gnomes can glimpse everythins, all adventure happenins around. But only for short periods while they concentrate on stoney walls.

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But it was always just lookins, and there was always the realities of the wall betweens that void and gnomes....

That is...until one day I was investigatins the secrets of Mayong Mistmoore, and I found in his castle a rare portal, INTO THE VOID ITSELF!

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Even just bein near the void without a wall I was havin strange symptoms. My consciousness kept being pulled away from my body....it staying behind as I kept walking, then snapping back to normal.

At first I was scared...unsure whats would happen to a gnome who stepped out into the void....but I had to finds out! For science...FOR ADVENTURE!

To my surprise when I stepped out into it....I just floated there....but I quickly realized the normal laws of science weren't workins as normal.

I HADS TO ESCAPE!!

So I used my magic hat to try and shadow step away, but as it activated...the void merged with the magic and absorbed me!! Into the void itself!! Leaving only a floating gnome consciousness behind!!!!

I was there for what seemed like forever. Simply viewing all adventure happening, but being unable to partake in said adventure. And as I sat there, part of the void of infinite adventure, I began to accept my fate as part of the fabric of space itself....

"You seem like you are having trouble" I heard a familiar voice say

Suddenly the magic dark elf, Sirken, the only one who had resisted my great artifact of power...had appeared! IN THE VOID WITH ME! Though he had a body.

"I aint know what you is talkin bout....maybe....ok....this is a pickle...I'ms in a gnome pickle...."

"I can save you this time gnome, but never again travel in the void....it is not a place for mortals!".

And with that, he ripped my body and consciousness from the void...and I was whole again. Then, just as mysteriously as he had come, he was gone.

But I couldn't forgets what I had seen.....I had to find out more about this void....find more paths into it....discover the extent of this new world!!!!

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So I began exploring....starting with Freeport! (Which, I also discovered has some invisible gnome prisons on top of their rooftops.)

As night fell, I suddenly came across another great gnome discovery.....it was a hidden path, that stretched forever....crossing into the void itself!

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I followed it as far as it could go, and then it suddenly ended.....nothing ahead but void.....

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As I explored more, I suddenly came across a new void lands I'd never seen....the void land of dunes!!!

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It was a strange place, with lonely bats....and cactus....and more and more dunes fading into the distance....

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I thinks this is just the beginnins of exploring this void of infinite adventure. I must masters it! Learn its secrets!! And once I can travel freely in the void, I'lls be maximum gnome sneaky! Able to gets all the treasure! Everywhere!!! Mua ha ha.

[aMindAmok]

Oh crap. I must hide my treasures in more secure locations. Sneaksy is getting to close.

[Rygar]

Welcome back Sneaksy, you were missed :) Glad you survived the Plane of Sneaksying!

P.S. Wall-vision ruins immersion!

[Ivory]

Welcome back Sneaksy, you were missed :) Glad you survived the Plane of Sneaksying!

P.S. Wall-vision ruins immersion!

<3

It isn't just wall vision!! I found a way into it!!! There are shortcuts through the void! And you can walk around there!

If you can do it in the game, it is part of the game! 100% immersion! :D

[Transylvania]

We've got 600-1200 to group/raid or compete with, you?

[d3r14k]

wow you blue server nerds must be really fucking bored

An original, humorous, entertaining post and this is what you come up with?

[icedwards]

An original, humorous, entertaining post and this is what you come up with?

The problem with Plane of Mischief is that it's purposefully designed to make you go crazy. When you're farming your 5th blue flower on a 20 pop pvp server you're brain's bound to rot.

Now if only we could keep the red inmates quarantined to their own asylum...

[kb2005]

Welcome back, Sneaksy :)

[citizen1080]

How DID she get there?

[Lhancelot]

How DID she get there?

Gnome science.

[citizen1080]

Gnome science.

Watch rick and morty, thank me later

[Vilkata]

A reason to read the forums again. Can we get some more ranger stories as well?

[d3r14k]

Sneaksy posted it in another thread, I think, but she's on top of the Felwithe caster's building. I bank there while I'm derping around in Mistmoore and Sneaksy inspired me to try the climb and almost die from fall damage in the process.

I have no idea how she gets to some of these places.

[Lhancelot]

Watch rick and morty, thank me later

Any one episode in particular? I never heard of this cartoon tbh.



I have no idea how she gets to some of these places.

I suspect she has a Quillmane Cloak for levi. ;)

[MiRo2]

I've heard it's possible to get on top of the statue in FV, though I bet it's out of reach for gnomish spelunkers.

[Ivory]

I'd beens hearin rumors that the ice dwarfs of velious was getting anxious lately. That there was possibly traitors around....and that they needed someone with advanced sneakins abilities to investigate!

So I set out for Velious, sure that if I helped they would reward me with all the cheddar they gots!

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While I was traveling to their home though, I noticed one of them actin suspicious....sneakin around the orc fort. Of course, bein a sneak myself I can recognize various types of sneakin. Traitor sneakin, scoutin sneakin, sneakin sneakin, it is wide sneak science.

This was definitely traitor sneakin though!

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So I waited...and once I overheard enough....I jumped into action to take down the traitor!!!

Wasn't no one around, but I knew this was my big chance! Luckily I had studied archery with some elves and always kept bags of arrows for such occasions.

As I rained down arrows on the traitor dwarf and used my gnome feet to keep away....I noticed another gnome nearby watchin! The fight was over half done, but I was runnin out of arrows....

"Hay! This dwarf is traitor!! Zap it ! Zap it with me!!"

"I...I can't....he is too big to fight!! We aint got a chance!!" She replied, uncertain of her gnome strength

"We gots this!! I fights bigger stuff than a dwarf before!! Trusts me!!!"

And with that she began flingin magic around, zappin the dwarf as it chased after me.

The battle raged on for what seemed like hours! The traitor dwarf resisting much of the gnome magic and dodging my arrows....but we had an advantage, gnome stamina!!

Eventually, as night fell, we had defeated him. Gnomes victorious!!

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We took the information to a nearby dwarf camp, but they was suspicious of us gnomes. Instead telling us we had to prove ourselves worthy by using our gnome science to solve some problems they were havin with cold fingers.

We sat down for a while and thought, then came up with a great idea! What about...a finger blanket?! It was genius!!!

Weebdar was thankful for showing her the power inside of gnomes, and before she left she said she knew an elf that might be able to help with gnome science resource gathering.

And that is how I met the great elf Lanyai!

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Together we set off across the wastelands researching new gnome science!

Though, as we traveled, we eventually ran across more dwarves....each distracting us from the research to help them.

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We even met one dwarf who wanted to be a great fighter!

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So we traveled with him for a while....napping, eating lunch, doing great battle.

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Eventually, we had done it!! Helped many dwarves all across the wastelands!!

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Not only that, but during our travels we had even gathered enough materials for me to attempt to create the ultimate gnome invention......the finger blanket!!! To help the coldains with their hunting.

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[Ivory]

Though, even after proving ourselves to the dwarves of the wastelands....we found out they didn't know noffin about any traitors! It was a dead end!!

And so I went back to traveling to find out what I could.

That night, as I traveled the wastelands...I found myself in the middle of nowhere as a storm approached. I had to find shelter, and quick!

Luckily in the distance I could see something that might shelter me from the cold. As I snuck closer though, I realized it was a sleepin ice dragon!!!

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I was pretty good friends with dragons though, so I was sure he wouldn't mind me takin a nap with him.

That night, as I slept...I heard a voice....

"Sneaksy, seek out the lonely wolf...."

Knowing mysterious voices are usually onto something, I set out to find this wolf!!!

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I spent the next day traveling the wastelands looking for such a thing. Eventually coming across some abandoned huts and inside found a wolf hidin!

No one else was around ....but since it was gettin late again I set up camp for the night. Wolves is pretty warm, warmer than ice dragons at least.

As night fell...I heard some spook sounds coming from outside....

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"Gnomeee, avenge meeee, the traitors....they must pay.....go with my wolf....avenge meeeee"

As he spoke his wolf came from out of the house and began tugging at my shirt.

Seein as this was my only lead....I guess I had no choice. So we set out into the icelands to get revenge!!!

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Eventually the wolf came upon a camp of orcs....and nearby were some adventurers.

"We is helpin avenge a spook! Get ready for some fightin!" I shouted.

Suddenly a horde of orcs appeared from the camp as the wolf ran into battle! Such a brave wolf!!!!

The battle was fierce, but somehow we managed to take down the orcs....and on one of the bodies found a note.

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My suspicions of the dwarf before were proved right! He WAS a traitor dwarf!!! Not only that, but now we had evidence...and even more leads!!

Saying goodbye to the wolf, I took my new evidence to the dwarves. They nodded in agreement....word had been spreading about the traitors since my last visit....and worse, one of their captains had been kidnapped!!!!

We didn't have time to waste! So we assembled a group of adventurers and began mission "save-em-dwarfs".

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Of course, I scouted the area first....findin the prisoner dwarf guarded by not just orcs...but also GIANTS! Was they all workin together?! This was gettin more dangerous than ever!

Our band of adventurers were only three. Me, Lanyai....and Phillip..... it wasn't enough to prison break the dwarf straight on. The other dwarves saying they needed to guard the camp, though, more likely too scared to fight them giants and orcs together.

That's when I came up with a plan!!! I told Phillip to punch one of the dwarves in the face and then cheese it over the hill towards the prison!!! If they didn't want to fight, we would lure them into one instead!

Everything went off perfectly, Phillip punched em good and as they all ran over the hill towards the prison...the orcs and giants thought they were under attack and rushed into battle!!

It was a full on war!!!

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In the end, we were victorious....but after freeing the captain....we discovered just how widespread this traitor problem was......

[Sorn]

Uh oh! Traitorism must be a contagious disease among the Coldain!

[d3r14k]

Starting a Sneaksy fan club. I, obviously, will hold the Grandmaster and President titles. Now accepting applications for the positions of:

Vice-President
Chairman
Secretary
Treasurer

Application fees are 50,000 platinum pieces.

Please make your checks payable to me.

[Mblake1981]

Of course, bein a sneak myself I can recognize various types of sneakin. Traitor sneakin, scoutin sneakin, sneakin sneakin, it is wide sneak science.

As night fell...I heard some spook sounds coming from outside....

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You're one of the best around.

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[skarlorn]

Spook Avengers

[Phenyo]

Enjoyable threads, consider making a videoblog of your adventures