Looking for Monk handouts.

[Cambiant]

Title says it all. Trying Red and would like some decent Monk items so I can coast off into the sunset. Having fun with what I can earn but I'm used to doing that, I want to try easy street for once. Iksar named Elfon, come kill me or give(loan?) me stuff please.

[Jazzy]

Naw

[fan D]

ya send me a tell u can find me on my BIS monk named Awfal

[Videri]

Someone told me you were throwing my name around, I am the real awful. Feel free to send me a tell ingame any time I would be more than happy to help you.


awful - officer of <Apex>

Nice try, Aggy. Next time, double-check the spelling of my character's name. I am the real Awfal. Also, I am the original poster of this thread. I made it just to troll you and Fandy, who love trolling these threads. Thanks for the lulz.

-lulzsect 10.0

[Tassador]

Of course Agatha still plays here, he is rich and not on drugs. Signs of not playing on red99 are poor and on drugs.

[Servant]

Just login, join Sanctuary, talk to Andain and Guava and Baritune about a little bit of starter help, and then level up like a rocket and find yourself in rags for your level, just like everyone else who isn't some pet project twink.

Alternatively, join Auld Lang Sigh, and take pride in your rags, wearing only what you have gained from your own efforts or those of your ALS guildies. You won't be glowing avatars of power like so many others, but nobody will expect you to be, either, wearing an ALS tag.

Once you're 56+, you can join Apex (especially if you leveled up a cleric or rogue first) and then if you're into raiding regularly, you'll be geared to a level of competence among your peers in maybe 2 weeks max, and you can fill in the gaps with myriad little groups that happen at the top end to accomplish this & that (fungi camps, spell farming General D'Veers, etc)

Welcome to Red!

[Tassador]

Just login, join Sanctuary, talk to Andain and Guava and Baritune about a little bit of starter help, and then level up like a rocket and find yourself in rags for your level, just like everyone else who isn't some pet project twink.

Alternatively, join Auld Lang Sigh, and take pride in your rags, wearing only what you have gained from your own efforts or those of your ALS guildies. You won't be glowing avatars of power like so many others, but nobody will expect you to be, either, wearing an ALS tag.

Once you're 56+, you can join Apex (especially if you leveled up a cleric or rogue first) and then if you're into raiding regularly, you'll be geared to a level of competence among your peers in maybe 2 weeks max, and you can fill in the gaps with myriad little groups that happen at the top end to accomplish this & that (fungi camps, spell farming General D'Veers, etc)

Welcome to Red!

It's like when you say Hi and they respond in an essay. In business this is called desperate.

[Servant]

Your words almost affected me, but then I remembered that they emanated from someone with the emotional complexion (and writing skills) of a child of 6. We can bandy words a decade from now when you might have attained parity with a high school frosh. Until then, keep working on your reading comprehension and remember to use thematic outlines to organize your thoughts! You can do it :)

[kotton05]

It's like when you say Hi and they respond in an essay. In business this is called desperate.

K

[Tassador]

Your words almost affected me, but then I remembered that they emanated from someone with the emotional complexion (and writing skills) of a child of 6. We can bandy words a decade from now when you might have attained parity with a high school frosh. Until then, keep working on your reading comprehension and remember to use thematic outlines to organize your thoughts! You can do it :)

LOL highly emotional post right thurr! This ain't real life for me, so I don't have to pretend it is and dress up this board with anything other than banter.

When you're playing with 30 people and you write essays to convince one person to play you're desperate :)

[HippoNipple]

Holy fuck I went cross eyed trying to read that losers post.

@ OP get bent dweeb I will become your worst fucking nightmare if you keep logging in


The server is in need of a new twink guild to take shifts corpse camping some of these soft bodies off the server.

[Kohedron]

dead server forum quest etc etc ad nauseam

[Cambiant]

Your time and kind attention is as valuable to me as gear, thank you!

@Ghost of Salaam, I'm not anon, come get me fgt.

[skarlorn]

Nice try, Aggy. Next time, double-check the spelling of my character's name. I am the real Awfal. Also, I am the original poster of this thread. I made it just to troll you and Fandy, who love trolling these threads. Thanks for the lulz.

-lulzsect 10.0

God damn this is a quality post

[Tradesonred]

Luke dies after drinking alien tit milk, lea flies like superman, Snokes dies with no climax, shit movie. Its like a movie about a car getting stuck in the snow for 2 hours.

The part where you think Kylo might turn to the light side after killing snokes and fights off the royal guards with Rey in the throne room was ok i guess though

[Videri]

God damn this is a quality post

You like that? A twist on a twist on a twist? Thanks. Post-ception.