The Haves (me) and the Have Nots (you)

[skarlorn]

Ever wonder what it's like to possess the rarest item in the game?

It feels pretty great.

When I'm bored of my 41% haste fungi twinks and my epic'd warrior, I retire to Rivervale to fondle my rarest of treasures.

Something YOU can never obtain.

The RAREST pixel in the game.

https://i.imgur.com/rz0pDqA.jpg

Yes That's Right. I possess one of the only Evil Eye Lenses in project 1999. There are only 2 of these bad boys confirmed in existence, and one of them is sitting in my account.

I like to take it out and squish it between the palms of my hands.

I like to stand on the mountains of Rivervale and cast glimpse using its dwindling charges. Then I laugh as i watch the HAVE NOTS (you) run about Rivervale, so poor and un-having of the most rare Everquest pixel.

[Lulz~Sect]

Loooooooooooossssseeeeerrrrrrr

[Sonderbeast]

I retire to Rivervale to fondle my rarest of treasures.


#metoo

[Lhancelot]

I am going to hire Nillipus to find your precious and steal it for me.

[Pokesan]

we are who we pretend to be

[icedwards]

Filthy hobbitses and their dirty trinkets.

[Atmas]

Excellent post

[Cecily]

we are who we pretend to be

I was going to say I was super jealous, but not anymore. I'm going to have to ponder that quote today.

[Endorra]

Pixel bragging and a Vonnegut quote. You guys have to stop it, I can only get so hard.

[jakerees]

Used up all the charges on mine and destroyed it. Not that great of an item, but props to you for feeling special by holding onto it.

[HowlingMad]

I guess I must be the other guy (with an EE lens), as I have one in my satchel.

[wvredskinsfan]

What is the back story on this item? How was it acquired?

*Initial search on the Wiki didn't provide results but I found it*

[HowlingMad]

I was on a mission of obtaining a fallen companions corpse. While I traveled I quietly walked through a terrible and dark place full of little 16 bit goblins. They spouted the name of this as Clan Runnyeye. Deep in the bowls of this noxious place out came a giant eye. (By Brell's Beard!) I didn't hesitate and smote it with a mighty Smitten! Maybe it was seeking a fresh clean bottle of water (for an eye flush) or it wanted to make me it's pet. I wasn't going to give it the chance. Upon the Eyes corpse? Shall we call it a corpse? We'll call it a corpse. I obtained a lens that allowed me the ability to see at great distances.

I obtained my friends corpse, and brought him back to life using a sprinkle of water obtained from a lake within an island hidden in a dangerous sea. After he recovered, we escaped as quietly as we entered. Onward to another adventure.

[Spyder73]

Back in 1999/2000 getting my Staff of the Observers was one of the pentacle moments of my EQ career.

Also, I remember journeyman boots requiring some kind of quest in the Karanas killing a named Griffon. Am I going senile or was this a thing?

[Loke]

Fake news. Rarest items are Perun's Ton Po's and Athyik's Skull Mask of Innervation, of which there are only one of each on the server.

[skarlorn]

Well played

*casts glimpse and vanishes in a puff of halfling trickery*

[Jimjam]

I'm a had.

Some Douche Borrxx (sp?) evil eye bareballed a young alt of mine so I merked him and disposed of his lense.

I'm missing out on a great waste of bank space here. Skarlorn needs to find someone to team up with to recharge exploit this for infinite glimpses into Mrs. Gubbinz' ho bit hole.

[Dildy]

I'll give you 1kpp per charge you use

[Aalderon Crystafire]

Back when I was maxing Stone Hive Bixies faction a small group of young adventurers approached me at my Mooto camp and asked for my help. They were trying to have a dungeon crawl in Runnyeye Citadel but a nasty evil eye named Borxx kept massacring them.

https://i.imgur.com/f8w8Xsz.jpg

Willing to trade for a Stanos head!

[skarlorn]

Welcome to the club, Aalderon!

[tycohunden]

in 1999 when nfp was a buzz I accidentally crashed the entire game while spamming staff of the observer at peak hours...
Damn I miss north freeport as the trading zone, ec is for plebe server garbage human beans!
MAKE FREEPORT GREAT AGAIN

[Pokesan]

i wish id farmed one before the nerf

[heartbrand]

Ever wonder what it's like to possess the rarest item in the game?

It feels pretty great.

When I'm bored of my 41% haste fungi twinks and my epic'd warrior, I retire to Rivervale to fondle my rarest of treasures.

Something YOU can never obtain.

The RAREST pixel in the game.

https://i.imgur.com/rz0pDqA.jpg

Yes That's Right. I possess one of the only Evil Eye Lenses in project 1999. There are only 2 of these bad boys confirmed in existence, and one of them is sitting in my account.

I like to take it out and squish it between the palms of my hands.

I like to stand on the mountains of Rivervale and cast glimpse using its dwindling charges. Then I laugh as i watch the HAVE NOTS (you) run about Rivervale, so poor and un-having of the most rare Everquest pixel.

I have one on red.

I also have 7 mana stones, a fungi staff, 2 SoD's.

u lose.

thx.

[skarlorn]

on red.

LMAO

[Shrubwise]

the difference between MY evil eyes lens and YOUR evil eye lens

Skarlorn what's happening are you Lulz alt forum account?

[skarlorn]

lulz is a dear pal so what if we hug each other and even kiss al ittle bit upon our passionate lips?

[Lulz~Sect]

😚