Apologists of Capitalism

[skarlorn]

Dear socialismo communismo cucks,

First of all, capitalism is great. Marx's predictions were wrong.

I have recently noticed millenials and even older people blaming capitalism for creating a culture where people want nice material goods.

The truth is, people have wanted to hold lands, have shiny objects, and command others for time immemorial.

Capitalism creates a system where you don't have to be born into a family to attain a fief.

Yes, through the development of oligarchy and capitalist dynasties it becomes easier; but in our dear capitalist society you can still climb that ladder of wealth if you want to.

You just have to make a lot of sacrifices and do things you don't want to do.

SORRY U LOST

Sincerely,
Capitalist Scum

[chadtwoke]

Capitalism isn't perfect, but it's great if you aren't a cuck who lets societal stigmas run your life and you have drive to succeed. If you're a fat incel who blames the environment for which you live for your failures you're going to have a bad time. Pull your hand back in and take control of your fucking lives you commiecuck sons of bitches or move to the prosperous country of Venezuela.

[Pokesan]

Sincerely,
An Uncle Tom

[paulgiamatti]

Why... is there.. a space... after every sentence

[Pringles]

Why... is there.. a space... after every sentence

So the teacher has space to write comments, duh.

[skarlorn]

Forums posting style, deal with it 2017

[Patriam1066]

Dear socialismo communismo cucks,

First of all, capitalism is great. Marx's predictions were wrong.

I have recently noticed millenials and even older people blaming capitalism for creating a culture where people want nice material goods.

The truth is, people have wanted to hold lands, have shiny objects, and command others for time immemorial.

Capitalism creates a system where you don't have to be born into a family to attain a fief.

Yes, through the development of oligarchy and capitalist dynasties it becomes easier; but in our dear capitalist society you can still climb that ladder of wealth if you want to.

You just have to make a lot of sacrifices and do things you don't want to do.

SORRY U LOST

Sincerely,
Capitalist Scum

Good thread. I agree with the sorry you lost sentiment.

I also like the paragraph format and syntax. God bless!

[AzzarTheGod]

Capitalism creates a system where you don't have to be born into a family to attain a fief.


but u sure do gotta suck a wholeeee lotta diques




720

[Sonderbeast]

I swear if you ever bring that capitalist swamp juice anywhere near cabilis you'll be missing more than a tail.

[Nibblewitz]

Indeed capitalism is great with nearly two whole continents to provide cheap labor and raw materials for us.

[AzzarTheGod]

fuck a beat i was tryna beat a case,

but capitalism beat me,

it beat me in a race,

[AzzarTheGod]

Indeed capitalism is great with nearly two whole continents to provide cheap labor and raw materials for us.

At gun point. Also wrong about it being about physical resources at this point. capitalism has a whole lot of violence dating back to the British Empire. But we don't need to go that far back.

Here are two recent shoutouts:

Shout out to Iraq. Invaded not to obtain actual physical control of oil, or to harvest resources, but merely to secure cooperation in maintaining the Saudi Petro Dollar which is the USD.

Shout out to Libya for also daring to utter threats at the petro dollar.

Again, sacked not because we wanted Libyan oil or Libyan resources, but because they were tampering with the cost of local oil which can trigger economic consequences according to theories cooked up by some bug eye in the Tower of Babel.

when the bug eye says kill. you kill. thats capitalism in a nutshell.



****MIC DROP****

[hyejin]

Again, sacked not because we wanted Libyan oil or Libyan resources, but because they were tampering with the cost of local oil which can trigger economic consequences according to theories cooked up by some bug eye in the Tower of Babel.

when the bug eye says kill. you kill. thats capitalism in a nutshell.



****MIC DROP****

i liked this a awful lot

[skarlorn]

Yep and God bless

[AzzarTheGod]

when the bug eye says kill. you kill.

[Patriam1066]

Indeed capitalism is great with nearly two whole continents to provide cheap labor and raw materials for us.

What were those people doing before? Acting less advanced than Jane Goodall's chimps? The chinese were in worse poverty before they started assembling my iPhone

thanks and God bless

[JurisDictum]

The end of History theory:

1) Capitalism is the most advanced system in the world. All the most powerful countries are capitalist.

2) Therefore, no other system can ever be as good as capitalism. Capitalism is the best we will ever have.

Marx himself acknowledged number 1. He was simply theorizing about what comes after capitalism (never came). I don't understand what kind of retard buys into number 2. Talk about hubris. This theory is invariably linked with a misunderstanding of Marx and the different contexts of communism.

Communism is supposed to happen after Capitalism in a country like America or Germany. It is supposed to be a more advanced system than capitalism, starting in the most advanced country. Later on, some guy named Lenin in Russia came up with the idea of starting a totalitarian government* to try to fastforward past capitalism to get to communism. This was not necessarily an idea that couldn't work -- but it never did. It is associated with lots of dead bodies. Enter our American Misinformation media masters to constantly force feed us about the horrors of Communism (even though it was really Communism, and it was working better that what came before).

We do something similar with ISIS. The majority of Muslims don't consider them Muslim but we insist they are not only Muslims but "super Muslims" -- examples of what anyone serious about being a Muslim would do. That's not really how it is seen over there. They are considered freak fringe radicals (that break religious law and commit atrocities) and all the media spinning in the world doesn't change that.


*Communism as it existed in the world -- in Soviet Russia etc. Was pretty much a state capitalist system. Similar to China today. We embrace their false claim of "communist" because it was good PR against leftism in western countries. But they were never communists as Marx described.

[skarlorn]

The chinese were in worse poverty before they started assembling my iPhone

thanks and God bless

holy WOKIES

[skarlorn]

when the bug eye says kill. you kill.

are you trying to assert killing is wrong? If so, get with the times. Killing other humans has always been a cool feature for us.

[hyejin]

What were those people doing before? Acting less advanced than Jane Goodall's chimps? The chinese were in worse poverty before they started assembling my iPhone

thanks and God bless

whoa let's not compare people to chimps some of them look like it and have been roundly outcompeted by others who look less like it for all of recorded history. they're sensitive about that and i want them to feel comfortable so that i can indulge in them sexually

Thanks and Jah bless

[Pokesan]

What were those people doing before? Acting less advanced than Jane Goodall's chimps? The chinese were in worse poverty before they started assembling my iPhone

thanks and God bless

texans arent advanced either they should be slaves

oh. :eek:

[Patriam1066]

The end of History theory:

1) Capitalism is the most advanced system in the world. All the most powerful countries are capitalist.

2) Therefore, no other system can ever be as good as capitalism. Capitalism is the best we will ever have.

Marx himself acknowledged number 1. He was simply theorizing about what comes after capitalism (never came). I don't understand what kind of retard buys into number 2. Talk about hubris. This theory is invariably linked with a misunderstanding of Marx and the different contexts of communism.

Communism is supposed to happen after Capitalism in a country like America or Germany. It is supposed to be the most advanced system after capitalism, in the most advanced country. Later on, some guy named Lenin in Russia came up with the idea of starting a totalitarian government to try to get to Communism by skipping Capitalism. This was not necessarily an idea that couldn't work -- but it never did. It is associated with lots of dead bodies. Enter our American Misinformation media masters to constantly force feed us about the horrors of Communism (even though it was really Communism, and it was working better that what came before).

Capitalism sucks. The individualism that comes with it allows some of you to perceive that you'd be doing better in another system. The reality is that you couldn't compete regardless, and would be even lower peons in anything that came before. That said, it's certainly not fair and for many people it's terribly degrading due to no fault of their own. I'm simply asking y'all to come up with something better than socialism or communism, which in the absence of morality, simply can't work. Face facts, the individualism that allows people to think "fat shaming" is a more important concept than "you're unhealthy" isn't going to work in a collectivist system. We'd just have more dead weight

I agree with one thing though. The (((people))) at the top of the economic hierarchy are worse than those at the bottom. I just don't see a realistic solution that doesn't result in a worse outcome

[Patriam1066]

texans arent advanced either they should be slaves

oh. :eek:

It isn't about what people should be buddy. Also, Texas is a thriving hub of technology and obesity

[Pokesan]

having an iphone is your worst opinion ever

lost a lot of respect for you there

[skarlorn]

Also, Texas is a thriving hub of technology and obesity

LoL

don't forget fraked oil

[AzzarTheGod]

are you trying to assert killing is wrong? If so, get with the times. Killing other humans has always been a cool feature for us.

Pras

working as intended

[zodium]

My dearest Dude,

First of all, Marx was very wrong, but being pre-Darwin, he could not have accounted for ecological overshoot.

Second, the question that stands before us is not one, to my mind, of a capitalism-communism dichotomy.

I ask: Are the best countries capitalist? Certainly so, my dude skarlorn, but so are the worst countries.

Capitalist dynasties and the so-called Iron Law of Oligarchy are only an expression of the people's true desire for legitimate rule by a right and proper king.

The trajectory of civilization invariably goes through capitalism, but its final product is monarchy, not communism.

Full monarchism now!

Yours truly,
Royalist Swine

[Lhancelot]

Forums posting style, deal with it 2017

[JurisDictum]

Sweden

Germany

United States

All Capitalists. These are the kinds of countries people want to actually live in. But even if we consider all powerful countries -- the closest thing to a non-capitalist country that is anywhere in the ballpark is China and Russia. I fail to see how they could be considered non-capitalist though. Because there is authoritarianism? So what -- its still private business running the show.

So I don't think there is a lot of debate that capitalism is currently the best system. In the United States, there has been a lot of public policy debate historically about weather or not you magically become a communist state if your welfare state expands. But I think people are finally sick of listening to rich people ask themselves this and are willing to go more of the Germany/Sweden direction. However -- the current leadership and old fucks in charge are all about more free market.

Reguardless, capitalism just means private ownership is enforced by law -- same with employment contracts and other legally binding business agreements. The majority of goods and jobs will be generated by the domestic and global market.

Otherwise capitalism can be done a lot of different ways. Some integrate some socialist ideas into it like Sweden, and others try to keep the traditional family and institutions intact like Germany. They both seem to work better than letting the market do its thing like in United States especially.