you might be a beta cuck if you...

[Lulz~Sect]

...clicked on this thread!

http://i.imgur.com/N1EHC.gif

checkmate beta cucks

[HippoNipple]

Got me.

[Eslade]

https://i.imgur.com/5qLQ1tk.gif

[Beastagoog]

Another day, another work day and Hippo and Esclade instant replying to threads.

YER.

BABY.

[Eslade]

Is "yer baby" some kind of irrelevant Australian slang?

[HippoNipple]

Another day, another work day and Hippo and Esclade instant replying to threads.



Just to clarify Eslade and I are the ones with the jobs, Beastagoog is poor.

Another interesting fact, Beastagoog is the only one in this thread about cucks that meets the definition of a cuck (there is another dude living in his house banging his girl).

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/Q2676HI.jpg

[Beastagoog]

I AM AT MY 60 DOLLAR AN HOUR JOB, HIGH UP IN A COMPANY POSTING NON-STOP ON P99 - Hippo & Esclade circa 2010-2017

[Eslade]

Looks like you finally understand. October just ended, I hope you can collect enough from your 5 roommates to pay your loan.


mad.

[Beastagoog]

You do realize thats a really dumb attempt paying someone our kidney boy?

Its like saying..hay that guys making money doing innovative things HAHAHA what an idiot he is.

(Sorry you almost died from kidney failure at 30)

[Beastagoog]

Out*

[Eslade]

Having people live in your personal space isn't innovative and I'd dare to go a far as to say it should be one of the things you should strive to never have to experience.
Sorry you're losing at life to the guy with a kidney transplant. (pioneered by America btw, you're welcome).

[skarlorn]

Dang guess I'm a beta cuck!

[Beastagoog]

Lol come back 3-4 hours later.

Escalde status ONLINE.

Jesus dude.

[Beastagoog]

Having people live in your personal space isn't innovative and I'd dare to go a far as to say it should be one of the things you should strive to never have to experience.
Sorry you're losing at life to the guy with a kidney transplant. (pioneered by America btw, you're welcome).

There isnt anything you win at life. You spend 10 hours a day on the forum of a game you havent logged in to for 3.5 years.

Dont screw your next kidney with diabetes I doubt you will get a 2nd one.

#poorlifedecisions

[LostCause]

only 60 dollars?



































https://i.imgur.com/xvyn3dx.jpg

[Jazzy]

If you cant fuck em, fuck em

[AzzarTheGod]

Having people live in your personal space isn't innovative and I'd dare to go a far as to say it should be one of the things you should strive to never have to experience.
Sorry you're losing at life to the guy with a kidney transplant. (pioneered by America btw, you're welcome).

the Torah/Old Testament does say "build your home high on the mountain, and be proud of it".

basically u got biblical consensus on this 1 that space sharing is not kosher.

[Eslade]

There isnt anything you win at life. You spend 10 hours a day on the forum of a game you havent logged in to for 3.5 years.

Dont screw your next kidney with diabetes I doubt you will get a 2nd one.

#poorlifedecisions

Double post of mad, thanks for confirmation.

[HippoNipple]

I AM AT MY 60 DOLLAR AN HOUR JOB, HIGH UP IN A COMPANY POSTING NON-STOP ON P99 - Hippo & Esclade circa 2010-2017

$120k is admirable but I make more than that.

[Iandyan]

$120k is admirable but I make more than that.

Gotta remember that 120,000 USD = 10,000,000 "roo bux"

[Secrets]

You might be a beta cuck if you...


...play Red99 in 2017 instead of the vast options of PvP games that are way better than EverQuest's niche PvP system.

[Beastagoog]

...play Red99 in 2017 instead of the vast options of PvP games that are way better than EverQuest's niche PvP system.

Daaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnn even Secrets out with the whip whip.

[Beastagoog]

$120k is admirable but I make more than that.

No you dont. You post in these forums 24/7. Have no undertsansing about real estate and get exicited over 750$ returns.

Keep dreamin' pal.

You're just another bum in an average job working over time to meet ends meat.

Knocked up some fat chick and now gotta pay for kida for 20 years.

[HippoNipple]

No you dont. You post in these forums 24/7. Have no undertsansing about real estate and get exicited over 750$ returns.

Keep dreamin' pal.

You're just another bum in an average job working over time to meet ends meat.

Knocked up some fat chick and now gotta pay for kida for 20 years.

-You just said I made $120k (for no reason, you are dumb) and now you are upset at the idea of me making what you made up?

-You are getting $ and % mixed up, still can't believe you are this upset about HB picking a stock that did well in a week.

-Your perception of my understanding of real estate stems from me making fun of you for being dumb and poor because of a crap drawing of a garage apartment you presented. This comes off as biased and bitter.

-I knocked up my wife twice on purpose and she weighs about 115.

[abbud]

God I love when you call your idea innovative* Greybeard













* Getting a room mate to make rent bcuz poor is a real innovative** thing








** not

[Lulz~Sect]

...play Red99 in 2017 instead of the vast options of PvP games that are way better than EverQuest's niche PvP system.

https://i.imgur.com/5AIzutC.gif

[Lulz~Sect]

that one time agatha (or Jupe?) flew the family G6 to hit up a Bushwick roof top party

http://i.imgur.com/xwJKYvz.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

...play Red99 in 2017 instead of the vast options of PvP games that are way better than EverQuest's niche PvP system.

good to see you are still alive bro.

[Tassador]

That teterboro flights on the private so nice. You know you're good when you're doing opa locka to teterboro. Stay mia to JFK and be mad..

[Lulz~Sect]

so you ride share a jet

aka poor

got it

[Tassador]

None of us have lulz money or eq game skill. Stay humble brah :)

[Lulz~Sect]

im beaing a mean drunk is all tassador

ur an OG like us <3

[Tassador]

It's all good. Let's game it up on the forums cause we ain't ever logging in to kill each other in game again.

[Lulz~Sect]

Anytime cuck

[skarlorn]

im beaing a mean drunk is all tassador

ur an OG like us <3

really affectionate drunkposting , gtfo with this sick shit

[Lulz~Sect]

Cabin craft beer drunk gf sleep

[Jazzy]

Quite the fantasy

[Lulz~Sect]

for you

[Jazzy]

MY job here is done

[derpcake]

lulz presenting some of the best fantasy featuring a bald midget on the entire internet

gg hope the foh thing works out

[Lulz~Sect]

Thx derpcuck

[derpcake]

did u find an online support group yet?

[Skitliv]

good to see you are still alive bro.
https://i.imgur.com/P2JDZ.jpg

Killed this idiot 18v1 all the time??? good to see you are still alive bro.

[Zade]

https://i.imgur.com/P2JDZ.jpg

Killed this idiot 18v1 all the time??? good to see you are still alive bro.

what is this sorcery? what server is this?

[MiRo2]

Pretty sure that's from Live. At one point they added the PvP window and point system, I want to say it was around LDoN or LoY, but I'm probably wrong.

[MiRo2]

Sorry for the double post but it was a lot easier to find than I thought it would be.

AUGUST 11, 2004
Headlines!
New PvP System goes live *
Raid Leaders can set up and change groups from the Raid Window *
Special Skies are back!
New Hot Zones.
EQ will now be more friendly in Windowed mode.
All New PvP System for PvP Servers *:
The Watch List:
Safe Zones: We are still looking into a better solution for the problem of safe zones. Expect some kind of change in the future.
Point System: There are still concerns of potential exploits with the point system at this time. Therefore the selection of PvP items available on the merchants will be limited to consumable items for now. We will monitor the accumulation of points after this update. If all goes well, we will add a selection of equipment to the merchants in the near future.
Sullon Tokens: As a secondary concern with the point system, we are delaying the addition of the turn-in quest for Sullon Zek tokens. If there is a potential problem with the point system that eventually requires us to make adjustments to the way points are awarded, we do not want players to end up with less than full credit for these tokens. Once the point system has had any potential issues ironed out we will add a quest to turn in your tokens for PvP points.
PvP Changes.
Melee attacks have a 50% increased range. This does not affect thrown weapons or archery.
All safe zones have been removed save Shadowrest and the Bazaar.
The maximum damage any one spell can do is now capped at 40% of the target's total hit points, down from 75%.
Archery damage has been increased to 80% of its base damage in PvP, up from 66%.
Being stunned while on a horse will now cause the horse to disappear. This only applies to stuns caused by other players.
Lowered player melee mitigation, effectively lowering Armor Class by 20%. This will increase the damage potential of melee weapons in PvP. Originally the targets full armor class was considered.
Player spells now have a separate duration field for PvP. Individual spells will continue to be tuned during beta.
Player spells now have a PvP specific resist mod. Spell lines with resist mods differing from their normal adjusts initially include:
Movement Rate
Root
Enthrall
Mana Drain
Stuns
Direct Damage
Damage over Time
Added higher level snare spells for rangers/druids with increased resists mods. This should allow them to land snare spells with similar frequency to other snare spells. These spells are available on the PvP merchants for 1 point each.
Necro and Mage pets have had their PvP resists increased to closer match the existing Beastlord pet resists.
Lowered the duration of most snare, Enthrall, and Root spells and abilities.
Berserker snare is no longer unresistable.
Added a set of pumice stones to the PvP merchants that will cast various forms of dispel magic with a 1.5 second cast, 12 second cast time.
Arena deaths will now place you at your bind point, and not in shadowrest.
PvP Resurrection effects now last 5 minutes + 1 minute/negative vitality point. The Max duration is now 15 minutes instead of 25.
Made further changes to prevent hill ghosting. Please test this and give feedback.
Ranged weapons are no longer restricted by the Z axis, allowing greater freedom of use on varied terrain.
Snare will now properly slow mounts. The mount will still be faster then normal running while snared, but will considerably decrease their movement rate.
Spells now have a minimum chance of landing of 5%, up from 2%.
Water will no longer cause you to be immune to people outside of water and vice versa.
Zoning with low health will no longer set your hit points equal to the amount of +HP gear you are wearing.
Players killed in PvP combat will now spawn in Shadowrest with full equipment. A naked corpse will remain in the location they died for 3 hours. Note that this effectively removes item loot from Rallos Zek. With the addition of no drop augments it became rather trivial to effectively remove item loot from the server anyway, and we felt the benefits of the new death system outweigh the benefits of an item loot system.
Players who are killed in PvP combat will respawn with special resurrection effects on them. The duration of these effects is variable dependent on how frequently they die.
Summon Corpse Potions are now usable by any class/race.
A system to score PvP kills has been implemented. For more information see below.
Scoring System.
The new scoring system will award points to any player who kills another player. If the player is grouped the points will be split between the players in the group. The points awarded will be based on three things:
Level of the killer.
Scoring Modifier.
a. Level Difference.
b. Infamy Difference.
c. Vitality score.
Time since the victim was last killed by the same player.
Level of the killer.
Each kill has a base point cost determined by the level of the killer. All subsequent modifiers apply to this base number.
Scoring modifier.
The scoring modifier is based on three things. Each of these factors results in a score that is then applied in whole to the point value of the kill.
a. Level Difference.
For each level the killer is above or below the victim, the scoring modifier increase by one point. If you kill some one who is higher level than you, you will gain more points then you will for a lower level character. You will also subtract points from your modifier for killing a player lower level than you.
Higher level characters are more powerful, and should be worth more points. A victim must be at least level 20 to awards points.
b. Infamy Difference.
Each time you kill another player, points are added to your infamy pool. At certain thresholds a player will gain an infamy level. When a player is killed, the infamy levels are compared and the killer gains a scoring modifier point for each infamy level his victim is above him. He can also lose scoring modifier points for killing someone who is of lower infamy. Infamy will gradually deteriorate while the player is online.
Players who regularly PvP are generally of higher skill level then those that do not. This encourages players to kill other players who are of more equivalent skill.
c. Vitality.
When a player is killed their vitality is set to $B!&(B0. For each 5 minutes they are alive, they will gain back two points of vitality. This vitality total is added directly to the scoring modifier.
A player who dies very frequently is worth less points then one who stays alive longer.
d. Group bonus.
Groups of 4 or more will receive a bonus % of points for each kill. 4/10%, 5/15%, 6/20%.
Example:
Frizznik kills Rytan. Frizznik is level 60, while Rytan is level 62 for a level difference of 2. Frizznik has an infamy level of 5, while Rytan has an infamy level of 2, which results in infamy difference of -3. Rytan has not recently been killed, so his vitality is 0. Level Difference + Infamy Difference + Vitality = Scoring Point Modifier or 2 + (-3) + 0.
Each scoring modifier point adds or subtracts 5% to the base score. Normally Frizznik would gain 100 points for killing Rytan, but because of the scoring point modifier he will gain 95 points instead.
Time since the killer has killed the same victim.
Players that repeatedly kill the same player will see a steep decrease in the amount of points a player is worth. They will gain half the points for the kill they normally would for each time they kill that player in a 24 hour period. After the score has dropped below 1 point, they will begin to lose points for killing the same player.
Leader Board.
The leader board tracks the players with the most total PvP. A number of other useful statistics will be available in the leader board.
Point Rewards.
Players will be able to redeem their points for equipment via a Lost Dungeons of Norrath style adventure merchant interface. These rewards will span from level 20 on up to 65 and include some pieces that are of elemental quality and possibly beyond.
A player's point total is capped based on their level. They cannot gain more points once they hit that cap, although they can gain more infamy. There will be a number of consumable PvP items that will be focused on PvP combat, and will only function against other players.

[Zade]

that one dude is boxing 5 rangers and a bard. seems fair

[Lulz~Sect]

Let's not forgot to thank Zade for rez'ing our corpses yowl!

ZADE YOURE A GREAT GM!

[Zade]

Thanks pal. Glad to be of assistance

[Skitliv]

that one dude is boxing 5 rangers and a bard. seems fair

Uhh no. You’re misunderstanding the screenshot.
All 18 of those characters in the killfeed are being simultaneously played by Samwisered.
It’s like 5 rangers, 5 clerics, a bard, a warrior, 3 wizards, a shaman an enchanter etc.
I was like a raid boss for this guy that he wiped on every day.

[LostCause]

because



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got



a

golden



tickettttttt

[Jimjam]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/basicpancakeswithsuga_66226

Read this crepe and you will become a better cook as advised by OP.