FEAR GOLEM FARM TEAM

[dennardscott86]

Looking for a few good players to create a Golem Farm team for the AM hours. This is mainly for people who don't have the guild force or solo player. Must be Lv. 58+ and at least Kael geared. I have a tracker in place and will handle all tracking and batphoning, I just need you to be available during the window AS LONG AS the window doesn't overlap my guilds PRIME TIME hour. At that point I will default my tracking to guild purposes.

Classes that are needed

1 Epic Cleric Lv 58+ 1 Bard with resist gear for kiting (must be 60)

1 Torpor Shaman 1 Enchanter Lv 58+

1 Lv 58+ Rogue 1 Monk Lv. 58+

I will provide a Lv 60 Warrior and backup toons in case of Emergencies.

LOOT DISTRIBUTION:

Loot will be handled as such....I want to make sure everyone has a proper shot at all loot so I purpose this.

Every Drop-able item worth Value will be randomed among our team of 7. ONCE you win a item, for example a AON, you are excluded from further rolls of AONS until EVERY OTHER MEMBER has won a AON and this will stay true to every other DROPPED ITEM. The same rules will apply to NO DROPS and EPIC MQs unless no one needs the Epic for themselves or a member of their guild at that point the Epic MQ will be sold and profits will be distributed among the group.

IF YOU FEEL THAT THESE TERMS ARE ACCEPTABLE AND YOU FIT THE BILL. PM ME YOUR TOONS INFO AND TIMES AND IF SELECTED I WILL CONTACT YOU BY THE 15th

[aaezil]

hmm willfight known trainer of other guilds in fear. Will the trend continue? Tune in to find out...

[dennardscott86]

Lol most likely

[Spyder73]

hmm willfight known trainer of other guilds in fear. Will the trend continue? Tune in to find out...

Willfight is the class of the sever pleb - #1 midget warrior (F U Failbus)

[Llodd]

What a horrible idea. You'd fit right in with Aftermath

[jakerees]

What a horrible idea. You'd fit right in with Aftermath

I thought he was doing this for Aftermath...

Looking for a few good players to create a Golem Farm team for the AM hours

he said he was looking to form the team for the Aftermath hours...

[dennardscott86]

I thought he was doing this for Aftermath...



he said he was looking to form the team for the Aftermath hours...

Lol thats a good pickup on the wording but if anything our prices on MQ will be alot cheaper than AM and Im doing this primarily to help my guild get items for Guild bank easier. AM currently controls Golems apart from the CT spawns and I want some of that action as well.

[jakerees]

Lol thats a good pickup on the wording but if anything our prices on MQ will be alot cheaper than AM and Im doing this primarily to help my guild get items for Guild bank easier. AM currently controls Golems apart from the CT spawns and I want some of that action as well.

I can get behind that

[Lhancelot]

Lol thats a good pickup on the wording but if anything our prices on MQ will be alot cheaper than AM and Im doing this primarily to help my guild get items for Guild bank easier. AM currently controls Golems apart from the CT spawns and I want some of that action as well.

Sounds good.

Normally I shun bottlenecking of epic pieces, but seeing as this is the norm and embraced as being "classic" on P99, it would be nice to see someone else selling MQ tears for less than the highly inflated price of 70-100k that it now runs for.

Used to be, you could get a tear for 30k.

Godspeed to you, Willfight. Hope you find success in farming golems!

[Baler]

Blood Guard looking for a helping hand? Do you offer free turtle soup?

Used to be, you could get a tear for 30k.
Actually it was ~10-15k pre-revamp 30k at that time was the high end. comparable to 100k now.
ps. don't respond I don't care.

[Lhancelot]

I easily defeated Willfight in one on one combat.

I still ride the throne of #1 Halfling Warrior.

I have to question the legitimacy of your win, sir!

I saw how you "won" the fight against Llandris, to say it was shady would be a vast understatement!

[Axlrose]

I have to question the legitimacy of your win, sir!

I saw how you "won" the fight against Llandris, to say it was shady would be a vast understatement!

Perhaps he took tips from "A Shady Halfling" within Rivervale...

[Lhancelot]

Perhaps he took tips from "A Shady Halfling" within Rivervale...

Filbus is a shady halfling.

[Transylvania]

Youre gonna have to buy torpor anyhow, get used to saving 200k on a shaman for spells anyhow, might as well throw 100k on your epic

But its worth it

[dbouya]

by at least kael geared do you mean kael arena? as in dwarf armor (which I assume you do mean given the context)? or literal giant armor from wtov which is the least accessible of the three velious armors?

[LiQuid]

I blame myself for this. I've tried so many times to kill a golem for William and have failed. He's so desperate for an AoN that he has to plea to the forum community to help where his friends and family have failed him. I didn't realize the situation was this dire.

I beg you all, please don't help him with this. This thread is lunacy. It's the ravings of a mad man driven insane with pixel lust. Blood Guard has killed Golems in the past despite AM "controlling" them, and we will kill more in the future and William will obtain his AoN by spending all of his DKP.

[LiQuid]

I thought he was doing this out of the goodness of his heart for the guild?

The man has insatiable pixellust. You should have seem him yesterday, frantically trying to out FTE Paradigm Shift for Fright (a mob that Death touches you should note) when there were literally 5 Blood Guard members in the zone....

[Fri Oct 13 17:37:41 2017] You told willfight, 'whats the plan here boss nobody showing up and we cant 5 man this'
[Fri Oct 13 17:37:54 2017] Willfight tells you, 'then we die with glory'
[Fri Oct 13 17:38:07 2017] You told Willfight, 'rofl fuck that im at 1&PCT; exp u have fun'

The lust is so bad he was willing to put 4 of his brothers' lives on the line just for the mere chance at securing an AoN. I should have known it was bad when I read this. The man's gone completely off his rocker. :(

[dennardscott86]

The lust is so bad he was willing to put 4 of his brothers' lives on the line just for the mere chance at securing an AoN. I should have known it was bad when I read this. The man's gone completely off his rocker. :(

Dammit Plush don't ruin this, IM SOOO Close to getting this done Lolol

[dennardscott86]

I am Still working on a team, making some swap out and changes on members due to availability so If interested please hit me up!!!

[Dreenk317]

I am Still working on a team, making some swap out and changes on members due to availability so If interested please hit me up!!!

Any weekday 7am-1pm PST and I can be there on a torp shaman.

[Dreenk317]

Youre gonna have to buy torpor anyhow, get used to saving 200k on a shaman for spells anyhow, might as well throw 100k on your epic

But its worth it

Not true, I've got torpor, canni IV, bane/pox, avatar, FoS, all my high level spells. Didn't pay for a single one of them, looted them all. And I'm gonna loot my god damned epic tear too.

[LiQuid]

The services of a torpor shaman WILL NOT BE NECESSARY. We've got that covered tyvm.

[Lhancelot]

Not true, I've got torpor, canni IV, bane/pox, avatar, FoS, all my high level spells. Didn't pay for a single one of them, looted them all. And I'm gonna loot my god damned epic tear too.

Translation: I spent thousands of hours sitting at camps on my shaman to gear him instead of spending thousands of hours grinding mobs or porting for plats on other toons to gear my shaman.

Honestly, it's a personal thing as to how people gear their toons.

I don't view one way any better than another, as the fact is each method requires the same exact thing which is thousands of hours in the game.

But, grats on looting everything on your shaman. If that matters to you, that's fine. :)

[Jhaerik]

The thread pretty much sums up why I quit p99.

[dennardscott86]

The thread pretty much sums up why I quit p99.

A guy who quits drinking but still visits the bar to watch others drink is still a alcoholic imo

[Yoink1986]

You need torp sham? I got a better geared one than Liquid. Boot him ��

[Pyrrhica]

Did anyone else catch Famas' drunken Twitch of the golem sock last night? 100% Gold