<Dial a Deezy>

[Fasttimes]

Need a port? Come Join P99 Best New Home Brewed Porting Service.*


http://i.imgur.com/JdV2qBb.png

*Not a port guild

[thiz1234]

Looking for a port to EJ

[deezy]

Looking for a port to EJ

I never bought that spell, sorry

[Sonderbeast]

Jesus christ, now I have to wipe latte spew off my monitor.

thanks for the laugh.

[Tupakk]

Need a port? Come Join P99 Best New Home Brewed Porting Service.*


http://i.imgur.com/JdV2qBb.png

*Not a port guild

Need a port from a non porting guild. LMAO.

[deezy]

Need a port from a non porting guild. LMAO.

We refresh your Deezy on demand

[Fasttimes]

Ever thought to yourself man I need some good Deezy to get me through the day? I've been super stressed why won't he give me any Deezy? Our relationship is going fine but sometimes his Deezy won't work?

Fret not young friends. Just <Dial a Deezy>

[deezy]

I'm bouncing up and down on that Deezy

[Kauh boom]

Ever thought to yourself man I need some good Deezy to get me through the day? I've been super stressed why won't he give me any Deezy? Our relationship is going fine but sometimes his Deezy won't work?

Fret not young friends. Just <Dial a Deezy>


I'd like 1 Deezy please!

[dikafu]

I see an easy Deezy to DC pleasey

[deezy]

I see an easy Deezy to DC pleasey

ez

[deezy]

When I saw you I feel in love, and you smiled because you knew. It's not gonna be easy. It's going to be really hard; we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me... every day <Dial a Deezy>.

[Kaight]

wtb port from BB to SF. paying handsomely.

[deezy]

h8 k8

[Cecily]

I'd like to file a complaint. Apparently Amelias isn't you and that made it much harder to friendship guilt a CR port.
Glad I didn't have any money to tip! Thank you anyways, not Orna.

[deezy]

I'd like to file a complaint. Apparently Amelias isn't you and that made it much harder to friendship guilt a CR port.
Glad I didn't have any money to tip! Thank you anyways, not Orna.

I'll find the best medical professionals and get them working on turning amelias into me. It'll be much easier to get friendship guilt CR ports after guilting a friend like me and soon to be whoever amelias once was.

[Kaight]

still waiting in bb for my port. wtf

[deezy]

still waiting in bb for my port. wtf

Sorry, I'm medding so I can cast that spell.

[Fasttimes]

Everyone needs some D sometimes amirite?

[11:01] Tupakkshakkur: Yeah hopefully he disbands Deezy
[11:01] Tupakkshakkur: that would make my day

[11:05] Tupakkshakkur: Lol cough Deezy RMTs
[11:05] Tupakkshakkur: I've seens it
[11:24] Jonrad_p99: dial a deezy > dial a port
[11:24] Tupakkshakkur: DAP >>>> DaD
[11:25] @+ezdeezy: dial a deezy isn't a porting guild, there's no overlap
[11:26] Tupakkshakkur: @ezdeezy tell that to Ame lol
[11:26] @+ezdeezy: i did, yesterday. then i made him an officer.
[11:26] Jonrad_p99: i asked a member of dial a deezy for a port for a CR and he refused because i didnt have plat. he said "my guild doesnt not obligate me to provide free cr ports"
[11:26] Tupakkshakkur: Lol

[deezy]

Too much hostility. Let's all just be friends, okay?

https://youtu.be/sXOdn6vLCuU

[Kaight]

This is the first time I've used this word in this context but wow, Tupakk sure is rustled. I think I'm going to make a <Dial a K8> (1-888-888-88K8)

[deezy]

This is the first time I've used this word in this context but wow, Tupakk sure is rustled. I think I'm going to make a <Dial a K8> (1-888-888-88K8)

If you do that I'll make snide and condescending comments to you a few times per week. And I'll make sure to state repeatedly that you stole "Dial a [Insert Noun Here]" from me.

[Kaight]

I mean, who else would I be stealing it from?

[Fasttimes]

I mean, who else would I be stealing it from?

From me obv. Join <Dial a Chaturbate> today!

[deezy]

I mean, who else would I be stealing it from?

https://www.google.com/search?q=dial+a

*gasp*

[Zemus]

This is the first time I've used this word in this context but wow, Tupakk sure is rustled. I think I'm going to make a <Dial a K8> (1-888-888-88K8)

Dial a K8 would assume a reasonable level of availability I don't foresee being provided.

/wave

[t3kn34k]

This is the first time I've used this word in this context but wow, Tupakk sure is rustled. I think I'm going to make a <Dial a K8> (1-888-888-88K8)

I'm interested in your full range of services.

[Freakish]

Hello I am trying to arrange a port. Send a tell to bruefs or fucetious.

[Kaight]

I'm interested in your full range of services.

Bad jokes, debates about abortion, lectures on feminism, drunk entertainment, and general sass.

[Kaight]

Dial a K8 would assume a reasonable level of availability I don't foresee being provided.

/wave

Yeh, you tell me where to port and I'll send you a tell next time I login (generally within an hour to several months.)

[deezy]

One guild frees us of the weight and pain of life: That guild is <Dial a Deezy>. We Deezy with a Deezy that was more than Deezy.

[Fasttimes]

<Dial a Deezy> Under new leadership. Check out the info on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CCOtDk5p0E.

[Fasttimes]

Join P99 Premiere Guild today, Totally #1.

[deezy]

<Dial a Deezy> Under new leadership. Check out the info on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CCOtDk5p0E.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Speedi]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEEZY!

[deezy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEEZY!

ty :)

[Fasttimes]

Join us and we will defend you!


http://i.imgur.com/ndpuhcb.jpg

[Daalleee]

Amelias is the bomb. 10/10 customer service

[deezy]

Amelias is the bomb. 10/10 customer service

I apologize on behalf of <Dial a Deezy> for Amelias' behavior. I hope you'll be satisfied to know Amelias will receive a stern warning from me.

[Speedi]

The Deezy is taking over! I just received a port with first class service from Violain! The downfall of DaP is at hand folks, I feel it! :P

[deezy]

Here a <Dial a Deezy> we take PRIDE in our service.
8959
Provide quality Deezy.
Realize the puzzlements of life in new terms.
Increase the size of your Deezy to compensate for what you contemplated on earlier.
Develop new techniques which may or may not lead to higher yields.
Ejaculate and softly cry into your hands afterward.

[kb2005]

Cool

[Tupakk]

Here a <Dial a Deezy> we take PRIDE in our service.
8959
Provide quality Deezy.
Realize the puzzlements of life in new terms.
Increase the size of your Deezy to compensate for what you contemplated on earlier.
Develop new techniques which may or may not lead to higher yields.
Ejaculate and softly cry into your hands afterward.

Ok lol that one was funny. But reported for trolling your own guild thread. :D:D

[kb2005]

Ok lol that one was funny. But reported for trolling your own guild thread. :D:D

Just live and let live, man.

[Just facts]

AAA porting service, let me know exact eta for my pickups. Asked if I needed any other buffs before disbanding after the port.
Not "sure omw and then nothing for 10mins" that has been the norm from other porting services.
Would use again!!

[deezy]

AAA porting service, let me know exact eta for my pickups. Asked if I needed any other buffs before disbanding after the port.
Not "sure omw and then nothing for 10mins" that has been the norm from other porting services.
Would use again!!

sorry

[Fasttimes]

<Dial a Deezy> did well this week. We dominated our competition. Join the premiere #1. Non-porting, porting guild today.

[deezy]

Look at how many pixels we got this week!

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^ Total Domination!

[Fasttimes]

#prouddad

[Fasttimes]

Clean AF porting today guys, domination continues.

[Rivera]

They said "thats just what you have to put up with" when regarding waiting 10 minutes for a port after being told "just one more port" and you see the guy go to 6 different zones.

They said "thats just how dial a port is now" when a 57p tip got me screeched at.

This was before.

Dial A Deezy today!

[Kaight]

hi, still waiting for my port lmk

thnx

[deezy]

hi, still waiting for my port lmk

thnx

Dude, I've been waiting at the BB druid ring for the past month.

[deezy]

It is known, <Dial a Deezy> has never wiped on Vulak.
If you also don't want to wipe on Vulak, consider <Dial a Deezy>.
P99's premier "never wiped on Vulak" guild - <Dial a Deezy>.
Join <Dial a Deezy> and you'll never wipe on Vulak again.

[Speedi]

Don't take coach! (DaP)

Take the private jet! (DaD)

[Djones]

Im not sure if you can handle the pressure of <Dial a Djones>

[Tupakk]

Im not sure if you can handle the pressure of <Dial a Djones>

Never thought I would ever see that name again.

[Djones]

Does the sight of my name give you tingles in your trousers?

[deezy]

Im not sure if you can handle the pressure of <Dial a Djones>
I'd make sure to make snide comments towards you in private and in public like that leader of that other "Dial a *" guild.

Also, was sup DJ. Your pizza recommendation was good.

[Djones]

awww yeah, a repeat consumer of the Beef, Bacon, onion and BBq sauce base.

[Tupakk]

Does the sight of my name give you tingles in your trousers?

A little bit yeah. I think about your guys once a week. You coming back? I miss you guys.

[Djones]

Not sure yet. Just been trolling around porting people helping noobs. Meeting people that are the servers new life blood.

[Fasttimes]

Well Folks, it's a sad time for us here in dial a deezy. After months of torture from other competing guilds claiming they should be the only dial guild, We have folded and packed our bags. No longer will be the #1 Non porting,
porting guild. You win <Dial a port> the pressure you gave us was too much for us to handle. At first i didn't want to come out about the harassment but after so many other #MeToo Warriors came forward i have the courage to come forward too. We must come together to stop this porting harassment.

[Tupakk]

I’m sad to see your guild folding. If there is anything I or the guild can do for you, with in reason, just let me now and I will see what I can do.


Friendly Competition,

A

[deezy]

<Dial a Dad> pressured me into disbanding.

[kb2005]

<Dial a Dad> pressured me into disbanding.

D:

I had you on my friends list just so I could /tell you: "I would like to order one Deezy, please." But now it's all ruined :(

[deezy]

D:

I had you on my friends list just so I could /tell you: "I would like to order one Deezy, please." But now it's all ruined :(

<Dial a Deezy> will never really die. It'll live on in our hearts and minds.

[Fasttimes]

Today the left over members attended an open VSR. unfortunately the stones were ninja looted. Shame shame shame :(