BBC News now more erudite than ever

[fash]

Here are some actual selected quotes from an article literally titled Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet (https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001).

The lawyer for di woman tell AFP news agency say the judge say to dey make di woman poopoo for outside na one form of torture.

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To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.

[Patriam1066]

Really bad thread dude

[AzzarTheGod]

im ridin twankies. money maker sluts

ya trippin if ya aint got 22's on ur truck




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[AzzarTheGod]

Here are some actual selected quotes from an article literally titled Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet (https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001).

lmao the population of india is so high who cares?

the people there treat each other like rats due to population problems. there are bodies all over the street and they crap all over each other in the major cities.

theres poopah a everywherah even in the mouths of people in india

[NachtMystium]

im ridin twankies. money maker sluts

ya trippin if ya aint got 22's on ur truck




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http://i.imgur.com/3Djy16o.jpg

[Swish]

Nice to see people showing some support for the Black Panthers movement on that Pidgin launch page.

I assume that's what it was for, it's all in foreign.

http://i.imgur.com/1FIq0sv.png

[maskedmelonpai]

what exactly is this?

[Pokesan]

Really bad thread dude

[fash]

what exactly is this?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40975399

[maskedmelonpai]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40975399

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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[maskedmelonpai]

could this be considered an english dialect? or just alternative spellings/grammar?

[Pokesan]

OP a bumboclaat

[maskedmelonpai]

bbc pidgin na for all all of us!

i think i found a new accent im gonna aim to master :3

[mickmoranis]

I just want to point out it was a liberal ranting about Nazi's that opened the flood gates and brought politics out of the sanctioned politics thread, where it had remained a benign tumor on the p99 off topic boards for almost a year.

So as usual, we really only have liberals to blame for the problems of society today.

[AzzarTheGod]

http://i.imgur.com/3Djy16o.jpg

Lmao

[Swish]

I just want to point out it was a liberal ranting about Nazi's that opened the flood gates and brought politics out of the sanctioned politics thread, where it had remained a benign tumor on the p99 off topic boards for almost a year.

So as usual, we really only have liberals to blame for the problems of society today.

lol

[Ahldagor]

http://i.imgur.com/3Djy16o.jpg

Hell yes.

[LostCause]

kfc and watermelon
















































sea ex

[xKoopa]

dodge charger

[AzzarTheGod]

bbc pidgin na for all all of us!

i think i found a new accent im gonna aim to master :3

i rather like the original melonpai

Buuuuut, i think this could definitely work. id be concerned it might come off as illegible. its different to speak it than write it

[AzzarTheGod]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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its BBCs African World channel

The dialect is spoken in Africa. Mix of English and local language.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

[Swish]

Could you take Pidgin music seriously?

[Ahldagor]

Reporting in from northwest Houston,

About two feet of water on my street, fast flow through the ditch, we've about two more feet until the house is in danger, having to ration the beer, wake of Karana has been ineffective.

[AzzarTheGod]

Reporting in from northwest Houston,

About two feet of water on my street, fast flow through the ditch, we've about two more feet until the house is in danger, having to ration the beer, wake of Karana has been ineffective.

there aint no god on this one bruh so I hope the storm is kind to you.


keep us posted in a few hours.

[Ahldagor]

Post a power nap, checking in from Hurricane Harvey,

The water in the road has not increased much due to effective runoff control (wish my previous vehicle, lost in the Tax-day 2016 floods, could say yay!), some poor bastard sank their F-150 in a ditch attempting to make a turn (the vehicular carcass is waiting for its master's return), Karana may have been pleased do to my druid blood, beer is on ration still, liquor supply has increased luckily, and Hurricane Harvey appears to be weakening at a decent rate. That's all for now, pictures if I get th3 gumption to load them.

Drink beer, get laid, get rocked with a hurricane and shitpost freely.

[Ahldagor]

Check8ng from Harvey,

We had a stolpage of rain in the night and all flood waters in my neighbirhood have receded to minimum levels. Roads are still impassable, booze is holding steady, food is still delicious, the F-150 carcass is still waiting, one neighbor has minor water in their home, the other is holding steady with sand-bags, GoT was predictable and entertaining, and all is getting more raind as Harvey moves back to the gulf. There's fixing to be some water releases around the Houston area that are going to put more water into the buyous, sorry downtown and rich folks, but these dams are more important.

Over and out for now.

[Patriam1066]

Check8ng from Harvey,

We had a stolpage of rain in the night and all flood waters in my neighbirhood have receded to minimum levels. Roads are still impassable, booze is holding steady, food is still delicious, the F-150 carcass is still waiting, one neighbor has minor water in their home, the other is holding steady with sand-bags, GoT was predictable and entertaining, and all is getting more raind as Harvey moves back to the gulf. There's fixing to be some water releases around the Houston area that are going to put more water into the buyous, sorry downtown and rich folks, but these dams are more important.

Over and out for now.

Med Center / Rice village area where I live is toast. We left but i'm 99% sure everything got flooded

[Ahldagor]

Med Center / Rice village area where I live is toast. We left but i'm 99% sure everything got flooded

Yikes! Hope you and yours are safe. When did you leave? This storm has been nuts. I'm in the Tomball area and it's been similar.

[Patriam1066]

My wife doesn't fuck around so she made us leave Friday. Staying at my daughter's out in Katy and for whatever reason this area is fine, even though ~5-10 miles in any direction went underwater after the reservoirs were released

[Lojik]

Dang yo, hope you guys end up OK. Flooding is supposed to be the worst Wed/Thu

[Ahldagor]

My wife doesn't fuck around so she made us leave Friday. Staying at my daughter's out in Katy and for whatever reason this area is fine, even though ~5-10 miles in any direction went underwater after the reservoirs were released

Good call on her part. Glad y'all are safe too. The reservoirs needed to tho' sadly.

Buddy of mine got stuck here with his truck, so we got more supplies when the water receded a bit. It's back up now tho'. Booze levels are over kill as well as food, electricity and septic pump have been solid, luckily. Karana's blessing is metered well.

[maskedmelonpai]

i rather like the original melonpai

Buuuuut, i think this could definitely work. id be concerned it might come off as illegible. its different to speak it than write it

ty ^^ i meant speaking though, not here in forumland (*^^*) i liek accents and have fun with them.

also, (yes i am slow) it just struck me that referring to the additions to bbc as "more erudite" is a fantastic double entendre and if you incorporate spyder's interpretation, it a QUADRUPLE ENTENDRE. gonna award this thread a star now that i uncovered this :3