Twainz coming to NJ this weekend. Where Andis at?

[Twainz]

I'll be coming to Jersey City on Sunday for business. Where is Andis at so I can come have some of his mom's meatloaf?

[Slathar]

you can catch him at the Hair Club For Men in Serbiatown.

Things haven't been going well for him since he was banned for RMT. He's down to his last ten follicles.