I'm sorry but Apex is straight scum

[Squatsonka]

Today the best geared warrior (PD robe) and best looking druid (AoN) quit the server because Corruptnado couldn't resist yet another aimchat pixel.

See ya guys, off to live my life, sick of this.

[shokar]

go in peace

[ElemtalRZ]

That you aren't someone who has to level up 6 rogues on Project 99 server to get some sense of worth out of life. Enjoy life buddy you deserve it.

[Ragnaros]

spill the details

[Cwall 146.0]

gonna guess ol' cyren felt good about rent being made this month and decided he could afford to take another pixel for himself before having to meet the monthly quota

[Swish]

Join Date: Feb 2017
Posts: 1

[Bazia]

cyren so sick he makes tune look cool and normal

[Smedy]

cyren is a completely cool and normal person of the red99 community, skype me

[TheDuck]

spill the details

i told drakar the shit about the dkp system timing, and the heads, didn't tell him the source tho kek kek. also pointed out current 3rd alt looting over mains. didn't take long to bubble to the surface. assume this is just the first 2 who are catching on.


just FYI, when i was in nihilum rules where changed whenever it benefited the guild leaders too, (tune was co guild leader).

[Aesop]

this tatonka?

[TheDuck]

pretty sure its going to be a mad dash to pickup whatever outer circle people that leave apex between epidemic and thunderdome.

sources telling me they believe sharknado is grabbing any last pixels he can before the house comes crashing down. apparently alot of people upset they still have no vulak kill while certain member have vulak loot, while they continue to pad DKP with sky and royals and shit.

the guild leaders have jibekin'd the shit out of the guild leading raids for alt gains that gives them DKP that no mains want to be there. doing sky with the people are who are smart enough to realize that in order to stay competitive you have to attend the bullshit sky raids. And they are tired of it.

GL HF, apex crumbling.

[AzzarTheGod]

cyren so sick he makes tune look cool and normal

lol'd all good comedy contains tru shit

[AzzarTheGod]

the guild leaders have jibekin'd the shit out of the guild leading raids for alt gains that gives them DKP that no mains want to be there. doing sky with the people are who are smart enough to realize that in order to stay competitive you have to attend the bullshit sky raids. And they are tired of it.



Not like nobody knew it's a hardcore DKP system.

I don't think it's wrong to give the most hardcore guys the DKP for raiding off-targets that benefit the guild

It sounds like new players and fresh hxc blood is benefitting from these raids which I'd be cool with. I think Apex is a different model than Empire because it has different players.

Empire did give merit credit (loot council consideration) to pals who ran sky etc. And it wasn't a secret that unless you had already paid your dues or had status not doing sky could harm you on a call

[Ragnaros]

ya i mean doing content that doesnt benefit anyone at ridiculous times just for dkp gain irritates members, thats why they went from 65 to 35 mad in TOV Tune doesnt know how to run a guild and keep the overall morale happy and if he cant kill a ToV mob he will replace it with a weekend 6 hour kunark binge day like a fockin idiot

[Cwall 146.0]

there is a good reason we never went back to sky in empire






























NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT SHIT

[georgie]

I'm 2 out of the loop to just start lol dropping

[TheDuck]

ya i mean doing content that doesnt benefit anyone at ridiculous times just for dkp gain irritates members, thats why they went from 65 to 35 mad in TOV Tune doesnt know how to run a guild and keep the overall morale happy and if he cant kill a ToV mob he will replace it with a weekend 6 hour kunark binge day like a fockin idiot

right out of the jibekin playbook, hilarious.


there is a good reason we never went back to sky in empire

NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT SHIT

I had a term for lite when i was an officer in azrael and he kept bringing us up there, i guess this now applys to tune. Tune. Stop slamming ur guilds dick in the door, repeatedly.

[AzzarTheGod]

ya i mean doing content that doesnt benefit anyone at ridiculous times just for dkp gain irritates members, thats why they went from 65 to 35 mad in TOV Tune doesnt know how to run a guild and keep the overall morale happy and if he cant kill a ToV mob he will replace it with a weekend 6 hour kunark binge day like a fockin idiot

right out of the jibekin playbook, hilarious.




I had a term for lite when i was an officer in azrael and he kept bringing us up there, i guess this now applys to tune. Tune. Stop slamming ur guilds dick in the door, repeatedly.

Hey guys I'm trying to keep Cyren alive here a little respect please.






























































U can't judge him unless you are paying his bills. - from a chicks instagram page

[Bazia]

ireally hope when rogean unplugs the server he doesnt unplug from life

[bigjerry]

at least there straight

[necro316]

can we get a SS of Tatonka pls ? haven't seen him with his PD robe

sorry Squats, cyren is a sicko

[Squatsonka]

can we get a SS of Tatonka pls ? haven't seen him with his PD robe

Fosho

http://i.imgur.com/19YStJj.jpg?1

Bonus Squats the Gnome:

http://i.imgur.com/LOICXgx.png

[Outer]

Can I have your shit?

[Tassador]

Very good question with not very good answers. Dude why you on caps tho? Mad still?

[georgie]

Everyone knows you don't make a quitting post. Stasis made 4

[Quil]

Epidemic crooting

[Gardur]

Epidemic crooting

You're SICK

[TheDuck]

/wave hey squats. rememeber the advice i gave to you early on when i gave you your jewlery for free when u where a newb? im glad you took it, never allow yourself to be cucked bro, no matter what, even if u have 800dkp.

shoulda stole something on the way out like i always do.

[Beastagoog]

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE STILL PLAY HERE??????
LOL

[Beastagoog]

The server's run its course. It really does need a reset/wipe.

By now everyone has access too or has a ntov geared toon.

It gets 2 a point where you gotta ask yourself in all honesty: what is the point? Are you playing for the sake of playing or playing for the sake of entertainment (the real reason we all played/play).

[Gardur]

I had a spreadsheet of 114 accounts when I upgraded my computer and never bothered to retrieve the info.

I only played for 2 years and change.

Wipe plz

[karsten]

don't lie, you still have it


C U IN THURGAYDIN GARDUR :D:D:D:D

[AzzarTheGod]

Me and my ziggas, we bench press weight,

Lift up drugs, we some Apex thugs

Rule breaker's and hidden highsun Rexx corpse runs,



Don't make Strydur mad,

He's at the scene of the crime, his mind frozen in time, MacroQuest pause-rewind,

Shirt off at the parade that the **** be at,

Inject the foreign oil, get your ego praised like Chardok Royals

Or the must-have Saudi Arabs,

needles the solution to life problems like mathematicians use F.O.I.L.

social skills left to boil,



Turn the knob on Strydur in voice coms

His head nods, throwing lightning rods

lure him under juggernauts, drop the vase (juggerNAUTS and Vase are both said similar to nods and rods, like a RAW enunciation. should help you figure out the rhyme scheme)

smash his head in,

and END the grip of vice,

because he's never had a trip that's nice,

HES ANGRY.




yeahhh son whats the fuckin deal. That's that 2012 shit. making big dollars with the next move. ya'll got that album? its over for small dicks. Strydur you're finished.

[georgie]

Got that 2010 drizzy baby sound to it

[Ya momma]

This game might not be for me after reading out of character in game, and following the forums...

[Lord Casey]

shut up turd

[Sirban]

Everyone knows you don't make a quitting post. Stasis made 4

ya, agatha made like 30 and still plays

[bigjerry]

Me and my ziggas, we bench press weight,

Lift up drugs, we some Apex thugs

Rule breaker's and hidden highsun Rexx corpse runs,



Don't make Strydur mad,

He's at the scene of the crime, his mind frozen in time, MacroQuest pause-rewind,

Shirt off at the parade that the **** be at,

Inject the foreign oil, get your ego praised like Chardok Royals

Or the must-have Saudi Arabs,

needles the solution to life problems like mathematicians use F.O.I.L.

social skills left to boil,



Turn the knob on Strydur in voice coms

His head nods, throwing lightning rods

lure him under juggernauts, drop the vase (juggerNAUTS and Vase are both said similar to nods and rods, like a RAW enunciation. should help you figure out the rhyme scheme)

smash his head in,

and END the grip of vice,

because he's never had a trip that's nice,

HES ANGRY.




yeahhh son whats the fuckin deal. That's that 2012 shit. making big dollars with the next move. ya'll got that album? its over for small dicks. Strydur you're finished.

yo i been studying the art of swangin thangs a long time and this had my head boppin. do what u do my n@gg@

[shokar]

Fosho

http://i.imgur.com/19YStJj.jpg?1

Bonus Squats the Gnome:

http://i.imgur.com/LOICXgx.png

Said go in peace not post gear you cucked for

[AzzarTheGod]

yo i been studying the art of swangin thangs a long time and this had my head boppin. do what u do my n@gg@

*daps fist* i body the track, cuz they don't wanna have to loop the beat.

Apex ur on notice

clean up ur act or I'll take Strydur's viagra away donate it to Cyren and he'll never have sex EVER again.

[veemoda]

Shirt off at the parade that the **** be at,




http://i.imgur.com/JZicnru.jpg



i am here to suck some dicks

[bigjerry]

no amount of lifting ever give that kid this mug

sorry you lost i was born rich

[AzzarTheGod]

no amount of lifting ever give that kid this mug

sorry you lost i was born rich


My son born rich, forever *daps fist*

[Heebo]

yikes
http://i.imgur.com/89W9l0x.png

[Beastagoog]

I remember the day little Tatonka showed the big ogres how to tank statue(??)

Came flying in with a kick and took agro and tanked him till he was dead.

Lotta ogres were shamed that day.

[Tune]

currently leveling up my 5th epic cleric

meeting all these new croots and doing epics for them

great time to join guys

[AzzarTheGod]

Injecting the foreign oil like Saudi royals gr8 time to jam a pin up your ass and play w/ the housewives of Apex

Eat sleep, Work out for 1 hour of activity, eat, eat, bed repeat #Fat Housewife Life

[AzzarTheGod]

I'd never guild with fat housewives

[Cwall 146.0]

great time to join you say?

Project 1999 PvP
Status:
Players: UP
40

[derpcake]

great time to join you say?

Project 1999 PvP
Status:
Players: UP
40


Project 1999 PvP
Status:
Players: UP
38

pop was peaking at 40 man, don't u see

[AzzarTheGod]

come play with the 10 Real Fat Housewives of Bodybuilding(tm)

and gear cyren's 8th monk.


lol get a TV show

[veemoda]

veemoda such a fuckin beefcake. dont let it fool u tho dude can beard with the best of em

Wish this wasn't dead. Rdy to beard, for reals

[El Camacho]

great time to join you say?

Project 1999 PvP
Status:
Players: UP
40

at 3:40am, sure.


Server hitting over 130 nightly the last week or so.

Lots of abnormal happening in OOC. Goog times.

[AzzarTheGod]

http://i.imgur.com/JZicnru.jpg



i am here to suck some dicks


12 hours of sleep,
4 hours of eating stuffing face with chicken breasts and brown rice until you're sick,
pass out,
lounge around the house,
1 hour of lifting objects up slowly (housekeeping/interior decorating),
binge,
back to beauty sleep again.

casting for Real Housewives of Bodybuilding today. must not like doing anything. sitting around for 8-10 hours stationary "protecting gains". abstaining from all drugs and alcohol or any type of fun or social activity. must have mopey demeanor about doing anything outside of the gym or house.

/tell Tune or Strydur in game
<Apex> leaders for sick details

[maskedmelon]

12 hours of sleep,
4 hours of eating stuffing face with chicken breasts and brown rice until you're sick,
pass out,
lounge around the house,
1 hour of lifting objects up slowly (housekeeping/interior decorating),
binge,
back to beauty sleep again.

casting for Real Housewives of Bodybuilding today. must not like doing anything. sitting around for 8-10 hours stationary "protecting gains". abstaining from all drugs and alcohol or any type of fun or social activity. must have mopey demeanor about doing anything outside of the gym or house.

/tell Tune or Strydur in game
<Apex> leaders for sick details

lol

[Cwall 146.0]

at 3:40am, sure.


Server hitting over 130 nightly the last week or so.

Lots of abnormal happening in OOC. Goog times.

whoa 130 nightly? in 2017 velious?

sign me up!!!!!!!!!

[veemoda]

12 hours of sleep,
4 hours of eating stuffing face with chicken breasts and brown rice until you're sick,
pass out,
lounge around the house,
1 hour of lifting objects up slowly (housekeeping/interior decorating),
binge,
back to beauty sleep again.





That's the way to do it. Wish I had time to do it proper

[syztem]

currently leveling up my 5th epic cleric

meeting all these new croots and doing epics for them

great time to join guys

glad i was able to sell nearly 4 full cleric epic mq to apex members . i put the rest on some random 29-55 cleric accounts . can't wait to see the yummy no drops they receive in apex as they help the chain keep going.

deal was struck , no drops or deletion either way no loss gl hf with the new clerics . glad u guys did some royals . people were starting to pay 100k full mq most was singed scroll only. may apex raid tov a thousand times over.....may the odds ever be in your favor

[georgie]

glad i was able to sell nearly 4 full cleric epic mq to apex members . i put the rest on some random 29-55 cleric accounts . can't wait to see the yummy no drops they receive in apex as they help the chain keep going.

deal was struck , no drops or deletion either way no loss gl hf with the new clerics . glad u guys did some royals . people were starting to pay 100k full mq most was singed scroll only. may apex raid tov a thousand times over.....may the odds ever be in your favor

Sounds like u got the last laugh. Sry u feel the need to stabilize the economy on a 28man server

[AzzarTheGod]

Wish this wasn't dead. Rdy to beard, for reals

Would take a Gongshow call-to-arms to get this shit skyrocketing over 200 again.

Apex didn't pop off because nobody cares about Tune Vapo and Strydur, and they had their chance during <Tempest> to invite big heartbrand garner nirggy womack and all the boys via Tabula Rasa put Vulak on farm status and grow the guild and they fucking blew it. big time. instead they kicked anyone out who could have boosted population or anyone who was anyone. agatha is right he is carrying this guys water

Its now obvious who the black sheep are if you go by just population trends, forget about behavior and guild policies.

give it another year. but again, velious is stale and about 120 people with primals have nothing left to prove or accomplish in this game.

its just gonna be what it is.

[DRAGONBAIT]

even i would come back and quit uthgard where i was carrying hibernia untill GMs nerfed the mighty bog, if there was a wipe in here and we all started back again with some new fresh air. wipe this shit plz /farmbooty out

[TheDuck]

tune only has to look in his logs to see that the only chats i ever had with him where about growing and expanding the guild, instead he took council from people who now have set 5th alt loot rule DKP status's up in the guild, effectively killing their guild. the absolute refusal to guild people in some situations but not others for no other reason than he killed him or was thought to make waves with existing guild members who hardly contributed anything and asked so much from the guild.


Like i said, i have long forgiven tune. he wasn't ready for the throne and let a majority of wrong override the minority that had done nothing but support him.

[Tassador]

Omg just stop already man and enjoy life. Fuck everquest

[DRAGONBAIT]

leading is not for everyone, u gotta be a natural born leader like me who knows how to put himself out of the equation for the greatness of the majority. You gotta have some big balls to do it properly, then people will follow. Im coming from leading all out hibernia zergs in the mighty bog of cullen to try and catchup with midgard, and oh god we were gettin there untill we got nerfed bigtime by the GMs. I can tell u i made myself a name and people followed my directions just by leavin myself out of the equation, being vocal about the right things, and calling proper directions to avoid wipes etc. Leaders will lead even if they dont want to, then u have the others who lead just to get some benefit for themselves and those are the majority, then guilds colapse after only some months alive. People play to enjoy not to be cucked, people know right.

If i had lead a guild in here u all would know what fairness is, ull all will learn to play everquest pvp properly and noone would be trated like a warmbody, no hardcore neckbeard who has the ability to play 24/7 would have any advantage over casual guildmembers if hes not helping them BIG TIME since hes got that much playtime. If ure in a guild u are in a guild, be it 15 or 75 people everyone is the same and everyone works towards the same goals, not towards some individual pixel whoring goals, thats how u get BISed in no time, with a properly working guild not competing between guildmembers to be the first one bised. Also, dkp systems have prove themselves to work, its as good as it gets, LOOT COUNCIL IS JUST A LEADERSHIP SCAM. Leadership is there to lead, not to watch the rest of the guild from above between officers while stroking each others cock over a 15 yeard old elf sim. If u lead be it to make it better for everyone u are leading or dont lead at all.

Fucking betas..



tldr > leaders gotta lead even if they dont want to, non alpha males wont earn any respect leading, theyll just treat guildmemers like warmbodys so they can feel better about their rl issues.

[AzzarTheGod]

leading is not for everyone, u gotta be a natural born leader like me who knows how to put himself out of the equation for the greatness of the majority. You gotta have some big balls to do it properly, then people will follow. Im coming from leading all out hibernia zergs in the mighty bog of cullen to try and catchup with midgard, and oh god we were gettin there untill we got nerfed bigtime by the GMs. I can tell u i made myself a name and people followed my directions just by leavin myself out of the equation, being vocal about the right things, and calling proper directions to avoid wipes etc. Leaders will lead even if they dont want to, then u have the others who lead just to get some benefit for themselves and those are the majority, then guilds colapse after only some months alive. People play to enjoy not to be cucked, people know right.

If i had lead a guild in here u all would know what fairness is, ull all will learn to play everquest pvp properly and noone would be trated like a warmbody, no hardcore neckbeard who has the ability to play 24/7 would have any advantage over casual guildmembers if hes not helping them BIG TIME since hes got that much playtime. If ure in a guild u are in a guild, be it 15 or 75 people everyone is the same and everyone works towards the same goals, not towards some individual pixel whoring goals, thats how u get BISed in no time, with a properly working guild not competing between guildmembers to be the first one bised. Also, dkp systems have prove themselves to work, its as good as it gets, LOOT COUNCIL IS JUST A LEADERSHIP SCAM. Leadership is there to lead, not to watch the rest of the guild from above between officers while stroking each others cock over a 15 yeard old elf sim. If u lead be it to make it better for everyone u are leading or dont lead at all.

Fucking betas..



tldr > leaders gotta lead even if they dont want to, non alpha males wont earn any respect leading, theyll just treat guildmemers like warmbodys so they can feel better about their rl issues.

drugs

[LostCause]

nice troll OP

[DRAGONBAIT]

drugs

i talked truth, like i always do. Whats ur problem with drugs btw? r u someone who has been cucked for years on this box? i guess so. I honestly think most people who play here have never been in a proper mmorpg guild, never ever.

[DRAGONBAIT]

there must be loads of warmbodys in here who have been cucked either by nizarr and then by colgate. I really enjoyed watching u all follow this terrible and even selfish players only because u got no desire to learn the game and make the stuff happen, u all wanted to log in into semi afk raids and get loot, lots of carebears here who loved to get cuckolded by 5/6 guys who are even terrible players like colgate was. I understand tho that bad wannabe players will go and take advantage over anyone to stay competitive, is their only way of competing, it was weird tho to see 50+ random people just following them blindlesly. Its astonishing to see people playing a 15 year old game and still not learning it.

PD > people ended up understanding that mana robe was an awesome asset? or still thinking its worthless? my best wishes to all u folks

[DRAGONBAIT]

130 last night but ok. Im playing Uthgard with 3k more players. A game where pvp matters and gear is easy to get...i guess thats not fit for red99 players. Btw seen some names on hib like gazzaz but when i asked if p99 everyone says NO. xd

[AzzarTheGod]

there must be loads of warmbodys in here who have been cucked either by nizarr and then by colgate. I really enjoyed watching u all follow this terrible and even selfish players only because u got no desire to learn the game and make the stuff happen, u all wanted to log in into semi afk raids and get loot, lots of carebears here who loved to get cuckolded by 5/6 guys who are even terrible players like colgate was. I understand tho that bad wannabe players will go and take advantage over anyone to stay competitive, is their only way of competing, it was weird tho to see 50+ random people just following them blindlesly. Its astonishing to see people playing a 15 year old game and still not learning it.

PD > people ended up understanding that mana robe was an awesome asset? or still thinking its worthless? my best wishes to all u folks

aye was cucked by colgate n the duke. im planning to see the duke about that real soon.

[El Camacho]

? i guess so. I honestly think most people who play here have never been in a proper mmorpg guild, never ever.


What is a proper mmorpg guild?

Interested in what you think.

Thank you.

[Cwall 146.0]

i have no idea who dragonbait is but i seem to have caused him great emotional distress

[shokar]

This thread sucks

[TheDuck]

This thread sucks

it took a turn for the bad, agree'd. send this to resolved srken.

[bigjerry]

change status to gay and file under m4m

[Izmael]

The amount of drugs in this thread made several mexican narco barons change careers out of shame.

[Andrei Chikatilo]

Azzaro Con Dios

[AzzarTheGod]

Azzaro Con Dios


por e emplo los banditios en las marangas

[Xaanka]

Veemoda was one of those players i never talked to, i think outside of using him as a buffcuck with automated macro messages we never had a single interaction until one day i got this meltdown paragraph that was really funny, i wish i still had it but i deleted my EQ logs when i quit because they were like 40 gigabytes. it was some kind of rant that started off as the typical "noone likes you anime" rant and shifted gears into a tirade about his importance in the guild as CH bot #34 and how my everquest career was going to be over without his symbols and patch heals, so i changed healer macro #13 into someone else and forgot about it until now. it's people like that who kept me posting on these forums all along, that's how i'm assuming he got triggered :)

like sorry dude i'm the biggest warmbody on the server and unless you're a puller, boxing half the raid, or one of the 3? players on the server who can do as much dps as me i'm more important than you no matter how many times i nod off on pills and don't click evade on the trash mobs, now click your epic again cuck :)

[Swish]

how did this thread get past page 1? thats a real head scratcher

[Fael]

It's a real achievement to cause veemoda to lose cool and rage.

[georgie]

Eat love pray is all I've done since quitting everquest. Along w laughing at 5'bald" manlets

[blammo]

Hey tomatoking i just started on uthgaard hit me up and lets pvp together sometime


























Just kidding loser

[AzzarTheGod]

Hey tomatoking i just started on uthgaard hit me up and lets pvp together sometime


























Just kidding loser


lol

[oricalum]

i hit 44 on uth, exp is so bad i cant even play unless we have DF

Quit sucking, I went from 43 to 45 in 2 hours, and earned 2 plat in the process. C u real soon on the battlefield.

[Gustoo]

I dunno I think there is something good about forced grind..slower progression. I think every stage of the game should be enjoyable, otherwise why not start at 60?

On PvP eq servers with players it is really fun to choose a PvP character level based on different class balance at a given level. At level 60 with max gear melee characters in luclin slaughter but everything is different for lower levels, even when twinked.

Focusing on max level game means the game is only about getting past low levels quick and raiding, which is a boring junky turdy game.

[oricalum]

not likely , at this rate i cant play more then an hour and i wont ever make 50

its just too boring. Game companies limited progression with slow exp because they couldnt release or fine tune content fast enough, when daoc was released keeps / relic keeps and RVR were not ready but they wanted people to start playing

its not 1999 or 2004 and ive got better shit to do then kill 100 monsters for 1/20th of a level.

i was going to hit 45 then stop and start pvping and its taken me 5 days to get from 44 to 44.5

wasnt planning on logging in tonight either

Be glad for the levels. Thats the fun of the game. I am thinking rvr is going to eventually get old. Cant even loot their gear or gold.

[oricalum]

If its taken u that long you must be playing a ford pinto or something. I can solo out half a level in probably 4 hours or so. Maybe even less. And thats just soloing .

[AzzarTheGod]

I dunno I think there is something good about forced grind..slower progression. I think every stage of the game should be enjoyable, otherwise why not start at 60?

On PvP eq servers with players it is really fun to choose a PvP character level based on different class balance at a given level. At level 60 with max gear melee characters in luclin slaughter but everything is different for lower levels, even when twinked.

Focusing on max level game means the game is only about getting past low levels quick and raiding, which is a boring junky turdy game.

drugs

[Gustoo]

I dunno about this drugs thing but I like seeing my stuff repeated all the time. See u in halas

[B4EQWASCOOL]

I dunno about this drugs thing but I like seeing my stuff repeated all the time. See u in halas

Drugs

[shokar]

Stop replying to this Shit thread

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Stop replying to this Shit thread

Why you mad

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Why you mad

[BardPop]

Lol who's your character now Azzar? Me and you used to have fun eh?