So...my girlfriend...

[Salahdin]

...just went to the beach (50m walk) in a bikini with her fluffy dog. I declined going with her to stay in bed (7.36am).

I then logged in to project1999.com (a game I dont play anymore) to post about it.

Will she meet a better man than me on the beach and cheat on me?

[JboxCSU]

Who cares, just wank one out before she gets back.

[shokar]

shes already sitting on kims lap sorry you lost

[Xaanka]

MY GIRLFREND

[Salahdin]

Lol @shokar and lulz gave me a good laugh.

[Salahdin]

An insecure laugh, tho.

[Fame]

Need to know race age and socieoeconomic background before any verdict can be offered

Godbless

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Hopeful that your girl is off the meds . I remember the screams

[Eslade]

Clicked thread expecting Farzo to have a Tyler Durden moment about his gf.

Glad to see his mental illness is going strong.

[Swish]

Maybe she's picking up some meth for laters

[Salahdin]

Maybe she's picking up some meth for laters

Yum.

*snorts meth*

*stays awake for 10 days farmijg fungis*

*reguides them*

*buys more meth*

*vicious cycle*